>virtually unstoppable

What would your guns do against this?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shoot through the non-bulletproof windshield?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shoot the unarmored cab, engine, or hydraulics. Alternatively javelin top attack it

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just use cop killer bullets retard.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holes seem very viable against killdozers given the trackrecord.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    An M72 LAW

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >22lr in radiator

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It has two engines with separate radiators when one engine fails it's designed so that it can run on one engine

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >2nd 22lr in radiator

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          dozerfags

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >2nd 22lr in radiator

        >implying .22lr wouldn't bounce around inside the engine compartment perforating both radiators

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A mortar would take care of it.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What if we were to take bulldozer blades and like totally cover a vehicle in them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's basically AR500

      • 3 weeks ago
        Sieg

        Nah the blade is just mild to push dirt. The replaceable teeth are the high carbon hardened stuff

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what's up dirt crew

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I had millions, I would unironically buy a giga-dozer.
    https://www.lectura-specs.com/en/pages/world-top10-biggest-bulldozers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Big fuck off construction equipment is cool, but I’d rather have a neato burrito fire truck

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give the operator a significant emotional event

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would place a pallet of Modelo and a stack of (imitation) cocaine kilo bundles off to the side surrounded by sparklers.
    Every single man qualified to drive such rigs would get out of the cab and sprint to the bait like bugs to a neon zapper. Every single man. No exceptions. And he'd leave the rig idling.

    I can then capture the rig, the man, or both; I retain complete surprise and initiative. Worst case scenario, I am left with a pallet of beer and sparklers - always a good time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but it's modelo. Probably warm modelo at that point too. I'd call that a loss.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’d just stand on the other side of a bridge.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kills the operator when he gets out at night.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fuckhueg hydraulic hoses.
    Every vital part of the engine exposed.
    Operator in glass cage.
    Can shoot through the blade with 7.62x39 heavy ball.

    Seriosly, I work with construction vehicles every day. They are easy to break, at least 10% of any road construction fleet is in the garage for repair dailly.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The mining ones in ops pic aren't designed to break gay

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ask me how I know you have never been in a stone quarry...

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just a matter of hitting the right spots a couple of times.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Apply psyops to make fun of its weight

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I recall there actually was an event where some autist pissed off at his city for fucking him over armored the cab of a bulldozer and the police could barely do anything but watch while he fucked shit up.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only reason it ended was because he let himself get pinned going down a narrow alley between two buildings and the rubble of the 2 buildings boxed him in. I guess technically there's no real way he could have gotten away with it because the makeshift tank would have inevitably run out of gas eventually, but still it was impossible to stop him from causing millions of dollars in damage until whenever he saw fit to give up and kill himself.

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