>virtually unstoppable

What would your guns do against this?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shoot through the non-bulletproof windshield?

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shoot the unarmored cab, engine, or hydraulics. Alternatively javelin top attack it

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just use cop killer bullets moron.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Holes seem very viable against killdozers given the trackrecord.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    An M72 LAW

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >22lr in radiator

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It has two engines with separate radiators when one engine fails it's designed so that it can run on one engine

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >2nd 22lr in radiator

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          dozergays

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >2nd 22lr in radiator

        >implying .22lr wouldn't bounce around inside the engine compartment perforating both radiators

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A mortar would take care of it.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What if we were to take bulldozer blades and like totally cover a vehicle in them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that's basically AR500

      • 1 year ago
        Sieg

        Nah the blade is just mild to push dirt. The replaceable teeth are the high carbon hardened stuff

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          what's up dirt crew

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If I had millions, I would unironically buy a giga-dozer.
    https://www.lectura-specs.com/en/pages/world-top10-biggest-bulldozers

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Big frick off construction equipment is cool, but I’d rather have a neato burrito fire truck

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Give the operator a significant emotional event

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would place a pallet of Modelo and a stack of (imitation) cocaine kilo bundles off to the side surrounded by sparklers.
    Every single man qualified to drive such rigs would get out of the cab and sprint to the bait like bugs to a neon zapper. Every single man. No exceptions. And he'd leave the rig idling.

    I can then capture the rig, the man, or both; I retain complete surprise and initiative. Worst case scenario, I am left with a pallet of beer and sparklers - always a good time.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but it's modelo. Probably warm modelo at that point too. I'd call that a loss.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I’d just stand on the other side of a bridge.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kills the operator when he gets out at night.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Frickhueg hydraulic hoses.
    Every vital part of the engine exposed.
    Operator in glass cage.
    Can shoot through the blade with 7.62x39 heavy ball.

    Seriosly, I work with construction vehicles every day. They are easy to break, at least 10% of any road construction fleet is in the garage for repair dailly.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The mining ones in ops pic aren't designed to break homosexual

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ask me how I know you have never been in a stone quarry...

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just a matter of hitting the right spots a couple of times.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Apply psyops to make fun of its weight

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If I recall there actually was an event where some autist pissed off at his city for fricking him over armored the cab of a bulldozer and the police could barely do anything but watch while he fricked shit up.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The only reason it ended was because he let himself get pinned going down a narrow alley between two buildings and the rubble of the 2 buildings boxed him in. I guess technically there's no real way he could have gotten away with it because the makeshift tank would have inevitably run out of gas eventually, but still it was impossible to stop him from causing millions of dollars in damage until whenever he saw fit to give up and kill himself.

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