I would place a pallet of Modelo and a stack of (imitation) cocaine kilo bundles off to the side surrounded by sparklers.
Every single man qualified to drive such rigs would get out of the cab and sprint to the bait like bugs to a neon zapper. Every single man. No exceptions. And he'd leave the rig idling.
I can then capture the rig, the man, or both; I retain complete surprise and initiative. Worst case scenario, I am left with a pallet of beer and sparklers - always a good time.
Frickhueg hydraulic hoses.
Every vital part of the engine exposed.
Operator in glass cage.
Can shoot through the blade with 7.62x39 heavy ball.
Seriosly, I work with construction vehicles every day. They are easy to break, at least 10% of any road construction fleet is in the garage for repair dailly.
If I recall there actually was an event where some autist pissed off at his city for fricking him over armored the cab of a bulldozer and the police could barely do anything but watch while he fricked shit up.
The only reason it ended was because he let himself get pinned going down a narrow alley between two buildings and the rubble of the 2 buildings boxed him in. I guess technically there's no real way he could have gotten away with it because the makeshift tank would have inevitably run out of gas eventually, but still it was impossible to stop him from causing millions of dollars in damage until whenever he saw fit to give up and kill himself.
Shoot through the non-bulletproof windshield?
Shoot the unarmored cab, engine, or hydraulics. Alternatively javelin top attack it
Just use cop killer bullets moron.
Holes seem very viable against killdozers given the trackrecord.
An M72 LAW
>22lr in radiator
It has two engines with separate radiators when one engine fails it's designed so that it can run on one engine
>2nd 22lr in radiator
dozergays
>implying .22lr wouldn't bounce around inside the engine compartment perforating both radiators
A mortar would take care of it.
What if we were to take bulldozer blades and like totally cover a vehicle in them.
that's basically AR500
Nah the blade is just mild to push dirt. The replaceable teeth are the high carbon hardened stuff
what's up dirt crew
If I had millions, I would unironically buy a giga-dozer.
https://www.lectura-specs.com/en/pages/world-top10-biggest-bulldozers
Big frick off construction equipment is cool, but I’d rather have a neato burrito fire truck
Give the operator a significant emotional event
I would place a pallet of Modelo and a stack of (imitation) cocaine kilo bundles off to the side surrounded by sparklers.
Every single man qualified to drive such rigs would get out of the cab and sprint to the bait like bugs to a neon zapper. Every single man. No exceptions. And he'd leave the rig idling.
I can then capture the rig, the man, or both; I retain complete surprise and initiative. Worst case scenario, I am left with a pallet of beer and sparklers - always a good time.
Yeah but it's modelo. Probably warm modelo at that point too. I'd call that a loss.
I’d just stand on the other side of a bridge.
Kills the operator when he gets out at night.
Frickhueg hydraulic hoses.
Every vital part of the engine exposed.
Operator in glass cage.
Can shoot through the blade with 7.62x39 heavy ball.
Seriosly, I work with construction vehicles every day. They are easy to break, at least 10% of any road construction fleet is in the garage for repair dailly.
The mining ones in ops pic aren't designed to break homosexual
Ask me how I know you have never been in a stone quarry...
Just a matter of hitting the right spots a couple of times.
Apply psyops to make fun of its weight
If I recall there actually was an event where some autist pissed off at his city for fricking him over armored the cab of a bulldozer and the police could barely do anything but watch while he fricked shit up.
The only reason it ended was because he let himself get pinned going down a narrow alley between two buildings and the rubble of the 2 buildings boxed him in. I guess technically there's no real way he could have gotten away with it because the makeshift tank would have inevitably run out of gas eventually, but still it was impossible to stop him from causing millions of dollars in damage until whenever he saw fit to give up and kill himself.