Wait till you find out Stalin used mainly ukrainian divisions in Finland. There’s some conjecture it was a deliberate move to bleed out fighting age ruthenians.
that has been the r*ssian "grand strategy" for wars of conquest and pillage forever. Balts were hugely overrepresented in Afganistan too. And no, we didnt have a choice in the matter with our families held hostage.
The film 9th company "9th пoтa" is very clear that most of the people in Afghanistan were from either central/eastern Russia or the satellite states almost exclusively
This was also one of the major factors behind why thousands of Soviet soldiers deserted or even defected to the Mujahideen (something that was unheard of for Americans fighting in Vietnam and the War on Terror).
This is a common myth also. The soldiers were from every part of the Soviet Union equally, but the balts felt they were sent More because they thought Russians wanted to genocide them by proxy (not blaiming them, even one balt dying in Russias bullshit conflicts are too much). This fueled the flames of discontent, because it wasn't about surviving and living as vassals, but about existence. SU dig it's own grave by using minorities in it's military.
Now that Buryat and Dagestani people are hugely over represented in the death statistics (this time for real, but it doesn't really matter) it could spark ideas of independence on those regions (not unheard of).
>This is a common myth also.
Exactly whats going in on Luganda and Donbabwe? Its the exact same shit from r*ssian subhumans as always - pressgang the minorities in occupied territories and use them as distraction and cheap human waves - to bait out ukie positions in this specific case. Which also frees up the land and resources for vatBlack person rat infestation down the line.
This is why donbabweans and lugandans are woefully underequipped with the worst shit from the worst warehouses imaginable - they are literally used as bait. The gaylords installed by Moscow,who are instrumental in this genocide eg Penis Dushilin flee to Russia as soon as their personal lives are endangered.
For a millenia we keep seeing the exact same crap - Russia is a immoral empire of evil and it must be WHOLLY depopulated and every r*ssian nailed to a burning cross, be God my witness.
>bullshit
It is completely true that the Russians send a disproportionate number of Ukrainians to fight and die in Finland in the winter war. Stalin never forgave Ukraine for Ukrainian forces strike upwards that helped the poles win the polish-soviet war and he send Ukranians to die in Finland and of course organised a horrific and well documented mass famine in Ukraine commonly referred to as the Holodomor. The history of Russian barbarity in Ukraine is extensive. That being said Russia has carried out mass atrocity in every single neighbouring state within the last 100 years.
There were like 2 Soviet Ukrainian divisions in the winter war, Ivan. Many of those Ukrainians surrendered as soon as officers and politruks were killed. They weren't there out of their free will.
There were like 2 Soviet Ukrainian divisions in the winter war, Ivan. Many of those Ukrainians surrendered as soon as officers and politruks were killed. They weren't there out of their free will.
Common myth. The myth also includes bullshit about they not knowing what a winter is and not having weapons, even though Finland captured more weapons than they killed or captured soldiers. We even captured some relative "high-tech" weapons like the first semi-auto riffles. Also my friends grandpa was medic and he had never heard anything about Ukrainians being the majority. For sure there were Ukrainians, but they weren't the majority. Stalin also sent Russian finns to the frontline.
you've clearly never been to northern california, where they use fresh ingredients that pair well *and* serve you like 8k C of it at the same time, assuming you survived SF
Americans have enough money to use the proper amount of cheese to make the pizza actually good, instead of going light on the toppings and being too lazy to even make sauce out of the tomatos like “authentic” europoors pzza
I'll co-sign that loan, the exception being steamed buns.
I can't find good fricking steamed buns anywhere near me, which is super fricking upsetting and doesn't make sense.
Americans live wrapping shit in bread why the frick haven't we coopted that?
Same. After I have a steamed bun at a Japanese airport I was like what the frick why are these so much better.
Then I started trying steamed buns at multiple chinese food places near me and was like what the frick why are these so wrong.
2 years ago
Anonymous
japanese did the american thing and take something the chinese did but remove the rat meat and make it more sanitary and tasty and three times more expensive
I'll co-sign that loan, the exception being steamed buns.
I can't find good fricking steamed buns anywhere near me, which is super fricking upsetting and doesn't make sense.
Americans live wrapping shit in bread why the frick haven't we coopted that?
>Fricking Chinese food too
Americhink food is just Cantonese with turbo-sweet sauces. That hardly encompasses the entirety of Chinese cuisine (which is region-specific) and Cantonese gets boring after the nth stir fried bullshit, be it Americanized or not.
Thus far I have never seen Americhangs do the real underrated regional cuisines like Gansu cuisine. But then most Americhangs are Cantonese/Southern Immigrants.
Butyric acid naturally occurs in butter, hard cheeses (parmesan), milk (especially goat's and sheep's), yoghurts, cream, and in some other fermented foods (e.g. sauerkraut, pickled cucumbers)
can confirm, chocolate here in ireland has gotten really poor in quality over the years, unless you buy fancy brands. was snowboarding in switzerland last winter and had the chocolate over there. could not stop nibbling on it
You guys made some alright cheese, but pretending you made it better just shows how little you know about cheese. The whole rest of that list is a bunch of travesties. Frick, you morons somehow managed to make both religion and atheism more cringe. I can respect American BBQ game though. If you had mentioned that I'd have agreed.
Americans have enough money to use the proper amount of cheese to make the pizza actually good, instead of going light on the toppings and being too lazy to even make sauce out of the tomatos like “authentic” europoors pzza
Nah, this is just a case of Americans never knowing when to stop and just always piling more shit on. It's just excess for the sake of it. What Italians figured out was to not overdo things. They understand how to utilize and balance their ingredients so it actually tastes good instead of "MOAR" which seems to dominate American cuisine.
>What Italians figured out was to not overdo things. They understand how to utilize and balance their ingredients so it actually tastes good instead of "MOAR" which seems to dominate American cuisine.
No, its because Italians were literal peasants and thus poor as shit and didnt have copious amounts of food to waste. You Black folk act like it was out of moderation out of choice and not necessity.
If you go back 200 years, every country was 90% peasants.
Italy isn't unique in this regard.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You got my point, congratulations. The fact remains that it wasn't a conscious culinary choice made to further Italian gastronomy like homosexuals will tend to presume.
You realize shoveling tons of processed cheese and fat into your face is bad for your health? It’s like bragging about how no one else is cutting their arms off but in American everyone is a parapeligic.
It's classless homosexuals like you that are responsible for our crippling obesity epidemic and the fact that most food in this fricking country is shitty processed garbage, and why half of our dumbass population can't cook for themselves. More=/=Better.
Also if what you're saying was true you'd at least have one degenerate aristocrat invent the deep dish. But they didn't. Because it's fricking disgusting.
>pizza
Meh. It's a preference. I prefer the thin Italian style instead of the entire loaf of white bread with cheese. >cheese
Lol >chocolate
Lol >bread
Lol >Black folks
You gave a savage and violent race an undeserved superiority complex
Stick with what you know, guns and meat. You don't need more.
Dear neighbor, as a french who used to dine at a pizzeria ran by a pizza vice world champion cook who sourced all his ingredients personally, I'm with you.
These barbarians have no idea what good cuisine looks like nor taste like. Whenever you see them dining in a real country with real food they sometimes cry uncontrollably like they have just met with God. They never tasted food that was so good, so their souls weep. It's sad.
Until all of them have been properly taught, you should trademark "pizza" under a controlled designation of origin, like wines and cheeses are. And force these pricks to rename their "pizzas" into "vafenculas".
Jesus fricking Christ I expect nothing less from Altoona.
I once broke down there after coming down the big frickoff mountain highway leading into town.
I was there for half an hour before wondering if I should just blow my brains out.
The only descriptor I can give you for Altoona is "useless".
I call for a truce between Chicago, NY and all of Italy, just so they and the rest of the world can bring cleansing nuclear fire to the apostate, degenerate hellhole that is Pennsylvania.
Gross. I’m more of a thin crust kinda guy. >Pepperoni >Canadian Bacon >Bacon >Onions >Black olives
Literally just ordered that for dinner. Some Hispanic is in the process of delivering it.
people who don't like deep dish pizza are close minded simpletons really truly the dumbest of all people who refuse to consider cultural blending
they probably piss their pants in rage when they see a 556 AK
Also known as “The only time Gordon was wrong”
Everyone replying with negative comments wouldn’t know a good pizza if it was dropped from a drone on them
The chef is ITALIAN
He knows a good pizza
Just because it’s not a Neapolitan style pizza doesn’t mean it’s a bad pizza
Bunch of fricking troglodytes
Read my blog at Wrong board
also Italian-Americans have so little in common with actual Italians it's almost comical
Watch the video with sound
The chef speaks with an Italian accent thick like Sardinian maggot cheese
Cope, Gordon
Go back to making terrible grilled cheese sandwiches
Yeah, too bad that your food culture is pratically non-existent and it all comes down to "how much sugar and fat can i put in this pice of shit?" frick off and kys homosexual
So many uncultured no gun SWINE in this thread
If that doesn't give you a raging hard on and compulsion to devour like Dobson, then you lack testosterone and other vital hormones
Now if you excuse me, I'm going to travel to Chicago for some tasty za and cat call women out of my Buick
This isn't pizza. Some lazy frick didn't buy the lasagna noodles, put it together anyway, and just said it was a pizza. If you can drink it, it's not a fricking pizza. There's a reason it's 'Chicago' style. Because everything fricked up, incorrect, and dangerous for your health comes from Chiraq.
It was the Broodwich. Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell’s Half Acre, baked by Beelzebub. Slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken forces into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman. Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow. Layered with 666 SEPARATE MEATS FROM AN ANIMAL WHICH HAS MAGGOTS FOR BLOOD.
Remember, when Rußian tank crew looted fishing rods and steak knives, only to leave it in an abandoned tank?
https://vxtwitter.com/wartranslated/status/1570529796656082948?s=20&t=RuSf5rRsNR5LCX_ElDbu9Q
tank crews surrendered for fricking sandwiches
Possibly the best reason I have ever heard given for surrendering. Not fear, not cowardice juts a nice sandwich. I can respect that.
There is a time and a place for American cuisine, and it's when I am absolutely hammered, or blitzed out of my gourd. When you crave flavour and sustenance in an almost hedonistic excess, that is when you pick up something American.
Thin bread rolls are traditional food since before medieval times, and mashed potatoes with hot dogs are the most normal things swedish people put in them t b h
So this is the source but it’s just a guy talking about it. Can’t say it didn’t happen, but I won’t send that to friends and family unless there’s something more.
Russian here. Stop talking about food, I fricking beg you. I am so desperate for a pizza or a Big Mac right now, that I would surrender my weapons, uniform and tank for a 40cm Detroit-style pizza with mushrooms and green peppers, and would add in my honor and manhood for two fresh Big M's.
Since we lost McDonalds due to sanctions, it's been replaced by an unbelievably shitty local chain, that I've been to once, and will never go there again.
The thought that Big Macs are lost to me forever now is agonizing.
American bro, is it possible to cook Big Mac at home? I know the ingredients by heart, all exept the sauce. Is there a recipe for Big Mac sauce, or is it secret, like Colonel Sanders' secret sauce? If not, please share me the knowledge.
Isn't Vkusna and Vtochka or whatever just a franchised branch of McDonalds with extra sanctions? Afaik McDonalds are still part owners and leasing all the equipment.
Unless sanctions are working, but when queried all the vatnigs are just telling I'm gonna freeze this winter and denazification must succeed so all the Soros biolabs are prevented from working on the coronaslav virus.
>Since we lost McDonalds due to sanctions, it's been replaced by an unbelievably shitty local chain, that I've been to once, and will never go there again.
Sandwiches and the promises of:
A) Not being tortured
B) Not being forced to fight their comrades
Kind of says something about how they expect POWs to be treated...
their forefathers stopped their advance into finland to eat the hot food in finnish trenches
Wait till you find out Stalin used mainly ukrainian divisions in Finland. There’s some conjecture it was a deliberate move to bleed out fighting age ruthenians.
that has been the r*ssian "grand strategy" for wars of conquest and pillage forever. Balts were hugely overrepresented in Afganistan too. And no, we didnt have a choice in the matter with our families held hostage.
they were also underepresented in death death count
The film 9th company "9th пoтa" is very clear that most of the people in Afghanistan were from either central/eastern Russia or the satellite states almost exclusively
This was also one of the major factors behind why thousands of Soviet soldiers deserted or even defected to the Mujahideen (something that was unheard of for Americans fighting in Vietnam and the War on Terror).
This is a common myth also. The soldiers were from every part of the Soviet Union equally, but the balts felt they were sent More because they thought Russians wanted to genocide them by proxy (not blaiming them, even one balt dying in Russias bullshit conflicts are too much). This fueled the flames of discontent, because it wasn't about surviving and living as vassals, but about existence. SU dig it's own grave by using minorities in it's military.
Now that Buryat and Dagestani people are hugely over represented in the death statistics (this time for real, but it doesn't really matter) it could spark ideas of independence on those regions (not unheard of).
>This is a common myth also.
Exactly whats going in on Luganda and Donbabwe? Its the exact same shit from r*ssian subhumans as always - pressgang the minorities in occupied territories and use them as distraction and cheap human waves - to bait out ukie positions in this specific case. Which also frees up the land and resources for vatBlack person rat infestation down the line.
This is why donbabweans and lugandans are woefully underequipped with the worst shit from the worst warehouses imaginable - they are literally used as bait. The gaylords installed by Moscow,who are instrumental in this genocide eg Penis Dushilin flee to Russia as soon as their personal lives are endangered.
For a millenia we keep seeing the exact same crap - Russia is a immoral empire of evil and it must be WHOLLY depopulated and every r*ssian nailed to a burning cross, be God my witness.
The Red Army during WWII was nearly half-Ukrainian
bullshit
>bullshit
It is completely true that the Russians send a disproportionate number of Ukrainians to fight and die in Finland in the winter war. Stalin never forgave Ukraine for Ukrainian forces strike upwards that helped the poles win the polish-soviet war and he send Ukranians to die in Finland and of course organised a horrific and well documented mass famine in Ukraine commonly referred to as the Holodomor. The history of Russian barbarity in Ukraine is extensive. That being said Russia has carried out mass atrocity in every single neighbouring state within the last 100 years.
See.
There were like 2 Soviet Ukrainian divisions in the winter war, Ivan. Many of those Ukrainians surrendered as soon as officers and politruks were killed. They weren't there out of their free will.
Common myth. The myth also includes bullshit about they not knowing what a winter is and not having weapons, even though Finland captured more weapons than they killed or captured soldiers. We even captured some relative "high-tech" weapons like the first semi-auto riffles. Also my friends grandpa was medic and he had never heard anything about Ukrainians being the majority. For sure there were Ukrainians, but they weren't the majority. Stalin also sent Russian finns to the frontline.
Sauce?
>imb4 roasted garlic
hungarian paprika sauce
You really expect it?
Look who came out of his cave!
>trench
>cave
The absolute state of /k/
>trench
>foxhole
The absolute oblast of /k/
>foxhole
>the pits of Isengard
The absolute delusion of Gondor
>pits of isengard
>the terrible cyclopean edifices of R'lyeh
The absolute Hubris of the Old Ones.
>the terrible cyclopean edifices of R'lyeh
>the depths of the Eye of Terror
The absolute betrayal of Chaos
it's an allusion to a meme.
fricking newbie, and to make a comment on the state of /k/ after that. fricking embarrassing mate
He looks awfull happy for a guy who appears to be about to get droned
How quaint. Remember: if he sees his shadow and goes back into his burrow, that means 6 more weeks of random artillery spam!
is the drone bringing him a sandwich?
Would you surrender for this 'za?
yes
Disgusting
>t. Italian
>shitalian
>knowing pizza
Flatbread with olive oil and garlic isn't and never will be pizza.
keep telling yourself that, stupid mongoloid
S.Italians are literally israelites, and N. Italians are literal shiyskin mutts.
Wouldn't that be the opposite, amerilard?
You must be some moronic blob
Good, fresh ingredients that pair well and used in moderation with each other taste significantly better than bulk slop
you've clearly never been to northern california, where they use fresh ingredients that pair well *and* serve you like 8k C of it at the same time, assuming you survived SF
Your pizza sucks too.
>t. sopa de macaco citizen that proudly eats pizza with ketchup
Americans have enough money to use the proper amount of cheese to make the pizza actually good, instead of going light on the toppings and being too lazy to even make sauce out of the tomatos like “authentic” europoors pzza
Americans always take things from around the world in their raw, inchoate form and make them better:
- pizza
- cheese
- chocolate
- bread
- Black folks
Fricking Chinese food too
I'll co-sign that loan, the exception being steamed buns.
I can't find good fricking steamed buns anywhere near me, which is super fricking upsetting and doesn't make sense.
Americans live wrapping shit in bread why the frick haven't we coopted that?
Same. After I have a steamed bun at a Japanese airport I was like what the frick why are these so much better.
Then I started trying steamed buns at multiple chinese food places near me and was like what the frick why are these so wrong.
japanese did the american thing and take something the chinese did but remove the rat meat and make it more sanitary and tasty and three times more expensive
Mass produced bread is terrible,.in general.
>Fricking Chinese food too
Americhink food is just Cantonese with turbo-sweet sauces. That hardly encompasses the entirety of Chinese cuisine (which is region-specific) and Cantonese gets boring after the nth stir fried bullshit, be it Americanized or not.
Thus far I have never seen Americhangs do the real underrated regional cuisines like Gansu cuisine. But then most Americhangs are Cantonese/Southern Immigrants.
>cheese
>chocolate
>bread
>Black folks
You made all of those things worse. Can't argue the pizza part though
You were never able to improve the British Sunday Roast though.
Because you can't improve on perfection.
>the British Sunday Roast
>not seared
you lose
WHERE'S THA FRICKING GRAVY
Also fried roasties are way better.
The fact that Brits pride themselves in the most generic food literally everyone in northern Europe eats makes me giggle.
>- chocolate
hmm yes
i was wondering why every chocolate I'd tried tasted so fricking bad
They add butyric acid to Hershey's chocolate.
Butyric acid naturally occurs in butter, hard cheeses (parmesan), milk (especially goat's and sheep's), yoghurts, cream, and in some other fermented foods (e.g. sauerkraut, pickled cucumbers)
can confirm, chocolate here in ireland has gotten really poor in quality over the years, unless you buy fancy brands. was snowboarding in switzerland last winter and had the chocolate over there. could not stop nibbling on it
Special dark is fine. All these cucks can't handle real flavor. Milk chocolate of any brand is garbage to be honest.
You guys made some alright cheese, but pretending you made it better just shows how little you know about cheese. The whole rest of that list is a bunch of travesties. Frick, you morons somehow managed to make both religion and atheism more cringe. I can respect American BBQ game though. If you had mentioned that I'd have agreed.
Nah, this is just a case of Americans never knowing when to stop and just always piling more shit on. It's just excess for the sake of it. What Italians figured out was to not overdo things. They understand how to utilize and balance their ingredients so it actually tastes good instead of "MOAR" which seems to dominate American cuisine.
I mean this is truth, italians can make culinary fire using like 3 ingredients
>What Italians figured out was to not overdo things. They understand how to utilize and balance their ingredients so it actually tastes good instead of "MOAR" which seems to dominate American cuisine.
No, its because Italians were literal peasants and thus poor as shit and didnt have copious amounts of food to waste. You Black folk act like it was out of moderation out of choice and not necessity.
If you go back 200 years, every country was 90% peasants.
Italy isn't unique in this regard.
You got my point, congratulations. The fact remains that it wasn't a conscious culinary choice made to further Italian gastronomy like homosexuals will tend to presume.
You realize shoveling tons of processed cheese and fat into your face is bad for your health? It’s like bragging about how no one else is cutting their arms off but in American everyone is a parapeligic.
Yeah, and the moderation pizza is way better than the mess of shit that abomination is.
It's classless homosexuals like you that are responsible for our crippling obesity epidemic and the fact that most food in this fricking country is shitty processed garbage, and why half of our dumbass population can't cook for themselves. More=/=Better.
Also if what you're saying was true you'd at least have one degenerate aristocrat invent the deep dish. But they didn't. Because it's fricking disgusting.
damn that's some old school shit right there
Nice b8
>pizza
Meh. It's a preference. I prefer the thin Italian style instead of the entire loaf of white bread with cheese.
>cheese
Lol
>chocolate
Lol
>bread
Lol
>Black folks
You gave a savage and violent race an undeserved superiority complex
Stick with what you know, guns and meat. You don't need more.
>I prefer the thin Italian style
then try New York style
exquisite ironic bait well done
>>t. Italian
Disgusting
Dear neighbor, as a french who used to dine at a pizzeria ran by a pizza vice world champion cook who sourced all his ingredients personally, I'm with you.
These barbarians have no idea what good cuisine looks like nor taste like. Whenever you see them dining in a real country with real food they sometimes cry uncontrollably like they have just met with God. They never tasted food that was so good, so their souls weep. It's sad.
Until all of them have been properly taught, you should trademark "pizza" under a controlled designation of origin, like wines and cheeses are. And force these pricks to rename their "pizzas" into "vafenculas".
wasn’t pizza with tomato sauce and cheese literally invented by Italian immigrants in the united states
Pizza was originally a middle eastern thing. You put whatever the frick you had as (semi spoiled) leftovers on flatbread and jammed it into the oven.
If a culture had a flatbread and leftovers, they had a recipe like this.
Every culture has a clean out the fridge recipe.
Good to see I'm not the only one that doesn't like that overrated frick. If he loves goat cheese so much why doesn't he marry it?
wherever there is money, theres good food. you obviously never traveled.
>controlled designation of origin
Piss off
That bullshit is just trade protectionism
You frickers are disgusted by everything, no need to specify
>t. Italian
>Look at me i can't cook
What a win anon.
>is proud of committing war crimes
literally worse than russian soldiers
mama mia!
porco dio americans are disgusting barbarians.
seconded
italian food is shit
frankly all countries that boast about their food are shitholes with no other redeeming qualities
why would you make a pizza like that, thats fricking moronic
No, I prefer pizza with pineapple on it
good taste
Based anti-reddit
Hawaiian Pizza is now the official pizza of PrepHole and chuds worldwide.
its good if you add some roasted red pepper and bacon to the pineapple and ham
Patrician choice
You deserve a turret toss
Frick, I wish I had some 'go 'za right now.
>300lbs amerifats
rent free
>posts picture of own reaction
projection like clockwork
maybe if I was wounded and in need of medical attention
>deep dish
is this Chicago or Detroit style deep dish?
Chicago
t. Great lakes pizza expert
Chicago,
Detroit Deep dish is Thick dough in a Pan with oil so that the crust gets fried while its cooking in the oven.
>detroit
is that... cheese on toast?
Imagine lasagna
South Shore bar Pizza is supreme
St Louis looks soulful
bro you get your daily calory needs from half a bite of that its discusting
Frick yeah
>pic rel
That yankee needs to be tilted otherwise fricking sublime banter
Look up Altoona-style pizza and then tell me that deep dish is not a pizza!
This is why G-d doesn't talk to us anymore
we need to bomb pennsylvania to the stone age for this crime!
>to the stone age
Looking at their "food" it would be a short trip
possum is so cute
Pennsylvanians are barely sentient
t. John from Ohio oblast
We are wise to your games buckeyes. You won't fool us with your astronauts and "chili".
you've already lost friend, you just don't know it yet
AAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE FRICK PENNSYLVANIA YOU homosexual wienerSUCKERS
Disgusting what the frick
This looks like something a drunk depressed college kid made out of what was left in his fridge that hadn't already expired. Jesus fricking wept.
>Americ*n ''''''cheese''''''
Would the disappearance of the USA from one day to the next even be a net negative?
No impact because American Cheese is just processed cheddar cheese while Processed cheeses started in Switzerland.
God doesn't talk to us anymore because we control our own internal monologue and understand it doesn't come from outside
Jesus fricking Christ I expect nothing less from Altoona.
I once broke down there after coming down the big frickoff mountain highway leading into town.
I was there for half an hour before wondering if I should just blow my brains out.
The only descriptor I can give you for Altoona is "useless".
I like it.
Pennsylvanian detected. Take all your homosexuals back and stop ruining my state.
welcome to Pennsylvania
our barbecue is sloppy joes
I call for a truce between Chicago, NY and all of Italy, just so they and the rest of the world can bring cleansing nuclear fire to the apostate, degenerate hellhole that is Pennsylvania.
KILL! KILL! KIL! KILLLLLLLLLLL
This looks like something Phil Leotardo made on a radiator because he couldn't frick a woman.
dafuq is that shit
colored refined petroleum
Thats it I now agree with Russia - nuke America right now.
Gross. I’m more of a thin crust kinda guy.
>Pepperoni
>Canadian Bacon
>Bacon
>Onions
>Black olives
Literally just ordered that for dinner. Some Hispanic is in the process of delivering it.
>Derp dish
I would feign surrender and then grenade myself and all others around me.
>cheese
>melts
lmao hope you enjoy your goyslop homosexuals
>70% candle wax by weight
Depends on the type of cheese you mong.
Ayo hol up, how much is that focken thing?
Not him but 500g block will set you back 10€ very approximately where I live. That's comparable to 10$ for 1 pound. Your mileage may (read: will) vary
Clip your nails homosexual
is this that norwegian cheese that might as well just be solidified petroleum?
Seavas Schluchtnscheißer.
That's definitely not Euros on the price tag, so no.
Also, there are Billa supermarkets in Slovakia, Hungary and some other east euro countries.
alles außerhalb kärntens ist elendes ausland
>chimpcongo
>deep dish posting
keep this gore on /gif/ anon.
I prefer thin-crust with loads of toppings including pineapple
people who don't like deep dish pizza are close minded simpletons really truly the dumbest of all people who refuse to consider cultural blending
they probably piss their pants in rage when they see a 556 AK
the threat of it would be enough to make me surrender
>disgusting greasy cheese
>only tomato sauce and crust
>no actual toppings
Nope.
>no toppings
That's a casserole.
I don't hate deep dish but that video made me physically unwell
Also known as “The only time Gordon was wrong”
Everyone replying with negative comments wouldn’t know a good pizza if it was dropped from a drone on them
The chef is ITALIAN
He knows a good pizza
Just because it’s not a Neapolitan style pizza doesn’t mean it’s a bad pizza
Bunch of fricking troglodytes
Read my blog at Wrong board
Look, it might taste good, but it's a glorified bread bowl and I'm not gonna eat it
Watch the video with sound
The chef speaks with an Italian accent thick like Sardinian maggot cheese
Cope, Gordon
Go back to making terrible grilled cheese sandwiches
also Italian-Americans have so little in common with actual Italians it's almost comical
>The chef is ITALIAN
apparently italians are terrible at making pizza
also kys
>apparently italians are terrible at making pizza
They are. Sauce on a cracker.
Yeah, too bad that your food culture is pratically non-existent and it all comes down to "how much sugar and fat can i put in this pice of shit?" frick off and kys homosexual
lmao frick gordon, every single european country does pizza better than italy and I would love to try chicago style pizza
That isn’t pizza
People who call it "za" genuinely make me angry. Let alone that vile cheese and tomato sauce Casserole.
So many uncultured no gun SWINE in this thread
If that doesn't give you a raging hard on and compulsion to devour like Dobson, then you lack testosterone and other vital hormones
Now if you excuse me, I'm going to travel to Chicago for some tasty za and cat call women out of my Buick
Unironically yes
Post it
i would sell out my country men for a pie
Looks disgusting and unedible
It is pizza, but not a style I except I’d enjoy
Never
Thats WAAAAAY too cheesy
Why are you posting war crimes?
Unironically would prefer pic related
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This isn't pizza. Some lazy frick didn't buy the lasagna noodles, put it together anyway, and just said it was a pizza. If you can drink it, it's not a fricking pizza. There's a reason it's 'Chicago' style. Because everything fricked up, incorrect, and dangerous for your health comes from Chiraq.
I'd surrender to not eat it
Your pizza isn't pizza. It's a fricking casserole.
Absolutely. Italian "pizza" is shit.
I would rather shoot myself than be forced to eat that
Deep dish is a sin against god
America was a mistake.
I WANT IT LONGER
Do we know what kind of sandwiches they got in exchange for their tank though. This is important.
tomato and nutella
made with mother's love
I don't know what that tastes like. I'd surrender.
Also what tank? Depending on the tank and sandwiches, the ukrainians might have gotten screwed here
It was the Broodwich. Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell’s Half Acre, baked by Beelzebub. Slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken forces into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman. Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow. Layered with 666 SEPARATE MEATS FROM AN ANIMAL WHICH HAS MAGGOTS FOR BLOOD.
But no bacon?
What kind of sandwiches?
I would, depending.
This.
>What kind of sandwiches?
Remember, when Rußian tank crew looted fishing rods and steak knives, only to leave it in an abandoned tank?
https://vxtwitter.com/wartranslated/status/1570529796656082948?s=20&t=RuSf5rRsNR5LCX_ElDbu9Q
If you can get a tank crew to surrender for sandwiches, what can I get for a bag of cool ranch doritos?
hmmmmm TOS with half ammo
I guess it's better than nothing
for a 54-count costco frito lay variety pack of chips?
i'm thinking a borei class
But what type of sandwiches?
Yeah, if you offered me the right mix of sandwiches I'd probably sell out tol
the frick is this whole sandwich thing refering to?
russian tank crew gave up for some food is all
source?
what type of sandwich did they surrendered to?
For how many sandwiches? Depending on the number this could've been a bad move on the Ukies' part.
TBF I'd rather have a #7 from Jimmy John's than a T-72 any day.
>lettuce sandwiches
I wouldn't trade a pack of playing cards for Jimmy Johns
pizza is a type of sandwich, once you think about it.
open faced flatbread cheese and tomato sauce sandwich
>he's real
They were fricking the sandwiches? Those animals!
[spoiler]4[spoiler]
Link?
>comrade conscriptonovich would you surrender to that hohol recon squad?
>"ruh roh, no way"
>would you do it for a scooby snack?
tank crews surrendered for fricking sandwiches
Possibly the best reason I have ever heard given for surrendering. Not fear, not cowardice juts a nice sandwich. I can respect that.
Would Russians surrender a tank for Cincinnati chili?
Would you surrender for a
>BLT
>Club Sandwich
>tuna melt
>Reuben
>Grilled cheese
?
a nice toasty cubano
If the BLT has avocado, BLT. Otherwise reuben
Could do with a Philly cheese steak.
Tuna melt sounds really good right now
Reuben or a Cubano
youre not getting burned alive or grated by metal fragments AND you get a free sandwich?
pretty good deal if you ask me
There is a time and a place for American cuisine, and it's when I am absolutely hammered, or blitzed out of my gourd. When you crave flavour and sustenance in an almost hedonistic excess, that is when you pick up something American.
It's called having friends Giuseppe. Pizza is a social activity. Party food.
Source?
Which dog would you surrender for?
>doesn't include the sausage roll
into the trash it goes.
>Sweden
>Hot dog surrounded by mashed potatoes, shrimp salad, lettuce and fried onions into a wrap
Thin bread rolls are traditional food since before medieval times, and mashed potatoes with hot dogs are the most normal things swedish people put in them t b h
>not posting the one and only
Give me a Cleveland and I will defect with a T-14.
Nice source there moron.vwhen did /k get so stupid
The sandwich was a Polish zapiekanka apparently.
> Russia has emptied many of its antiaircraft defense batteries around St. Petersburg, using missiles to attack Ukraine
they went all-in
Putin really has screwed himself.
Can you post pictures or film of this? I only want to share story with my family if it’s real.
So this is the source but it’s just a guy talking about it. Can’t say it didn’t happen, but I won’t send that to friends and family unless there’s something more.
Forgot link....
https://mobile.twitter.com/VictoriaYastrub/status/1570715945181806592
Russian here. Stop talking about food, I fricking beg you. I am so desperate for a pizza or a Big Mac right now, that I would surrender my weapons, uniform and tank for a 40cm Detroit-style pizza with mushrooms and green peppers, and would add in my honor and manhood for two fresh Big M's.
Since we lost McDonalds due to sanctions, it's been replaced by an unbelievably shitty local chain, that I've been to once, and will never go there again.
The thought that Big Macs are lost to me forever now is agonizing.
omae wa mou Amerika-jin tbh
American bro, is it possible to cook Big Mac at home? I know the ingredients by heart, all exept the sauce. Is there a recipe for Big Mac sauce, or is it secret, like Colonel Sanders' secret sauce? If not, please share me the knowledge.
There are videos on YouTube for approximating it.
It is just thousand island sauce
someone post that pic when the war started
no i meant the fat guy that chained himself to a mcdonalds
Isn't Vkusna and Vtochka or whatever just a franchised branch of McDonalds with extra sanctions? Afaik McDonalds are still part owners and leasing all the equipment.
Unless sanctions are working, but when queried all the vatnigs are just telling I'm gonna freeze this winter and denazification must succeed so all the Soros biolabs are prevented from working on the coronaslav virus.
Besides
is kinda silly as old McDonalds tastes like shit.
>Since we lost McDonalds due to sanctions, it's been replaced by an unbelievably shitty local chain, that I've been to once, and will never go there again.
What's it called? Why is it so bad?
no quality control now. real russia hours have taken effect. with mcd hq having abandoned russia, there's no one to make sure things are done properly
Vkusno i tochka.
It's called
>bntty cyomn
😀
THE OFFICIAL SONG OF THE RUSSIAN MILITARY
Sandwiches and the promises of:
A) Not being tortured
B) Not being forced to fight their comrades
Kind of says something about how they expect POWs to be treated...