>Russian tank crews surrendered for fucking sandwiches

>Russian tank crews surrendered for fucking sandwiches

This is getting surreal

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    their forefathers stopped their advance into finland to eat the hot food in finnish trenches

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait till you find out Stalin used mainly ukrainian divisions in Finland. There’s some conjecture it was a deliberate move to bleed out fighting age ruthenians.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that has been the r*ssian "grand strategy" for wars of conquest and pillage forever. Balts were hugely overrepresented in Afganistan too. And no, we didnt have a choice in the matter with our families held hostage.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          they were also underepresented in death death count

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The film 9th company "9th пoтa" is very clear that most of the people in Afghanistan were from either central/eastern Russia or the satellite states almost exclusively

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            This was also one of the major factors behind why thousands of Soviet soldiers deserted or even defected to the Mujahideen (something that was unheard of for Americans fighting in Vietnam and the War on Terror).

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          This is a common myth also. The soldiers were from every part of the Soviet Union equally, but the balts felt they were sent More because they thought Russians wanted to genocide them by proxy (not blaiming them, even one balt dying in Russias bullshit conflicts are too much). This fueled the flames of discontent, because it wasn't about surviving and living as vassals, but about existence. SU dig it's own grave by using minorities in it's military.

          Now that Buryat and Dagestani people are hugely over represented in the death statistics (this time for real, but it doesn't really matter) it could spark ideas of independence on those regions (not unheard of).

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >This is a common myth also.
            Exactly whats going in on Luganda and Donbabwe? Its the exact same shit from r*ssian subhumans as always - pressgang the minorities in occupied territories and use them as distraction and cheap human waves - to bait out ukie positions in this specific case. Which also frees up the land and resources for vatmoron rat infestation down the line.
            This is why donbabweans and lugandans are woefully underequipped with the worst shit from the worst warehouses imaginable - they are literally used as bait. The faglords installed by Moscow,who are instrumental in this genocide eg Penis Dushilin flee to Russia as soon as their personal lives are endangered.
            For a millenia we keep seeing the exact same crap - Russia is a immoral empire of evil and it must be WHOLLY depopulated and every r*ssian nailed to a burning cross, be God my witness.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Red Army during WWII was nearly half-Ukrainian

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        bullshit

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >bullshit
          It is completely true that the Russians send a disproportionate number of Ukrainians to fight and die in Finland in the winter war. Stalin never forgave Ukraine for Ukrainian forces strike upwards that helped the poles win the polish-soviet war and he send Ukranians to die in Finland and of course organised a horrific and well documented mass famine in Ukraine commonly referred to as the Holodomor. The history of Russian barbarity in Ukraine is extensive. That being said Russia has carried out mass atrocity in every single neighbouring state within the last 100 years.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            See.

            There were like 2 Soviet Ukrainian divisions in the winter war, Ivan. Many of those Ukrainians surrendered as soon as officers and politruks were killed. They weren't there out of their free will.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        There were like 2 Soviet Ukrainian divisions in the winter war, Ivan. Many of those Ukrainians surrendered as soon as officers and politruks were killed. They weren't there out of their free will.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Common myth. The myth also includes bullshit about they not knowing what a winter is and not having weapons, even though Finland captured more weapons than they killed or captured soldiers. We even captured some relative "high-tech" weapons like the first semi-auto riffles. Also my friends grandpa was medic and he had never heard anything about Ukrainians being the majority. For sure there were Ukrainians, but they weren't the majority. Stalin also sent Russian finns to the frontline.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sauce?
    >imb4 roasted garlic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hungarian paprika sauce

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You really expect it?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look who came out of his cave!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >trench
      >cave
      The absolute state of PrepHole

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >trench
        >foxhole
        The absolute oblast of PrepHole

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >foxhole
          >the pits of Isengard
          The absolute delusion of Gondor

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >pits of isengard
            >the terrible cyclopean edifices of R'lyeh
            The absolute Hubris of the Old Ones.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >the terrible cyclopean edifices of R'lyeh
              >the depths of the Eye of Terror
              The absolute betrayal of Chaos

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        it's an allusion to a meme.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        fucking newfag, and to make a comment on the state of PrepHole after that. fucking embarrassing mate

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He looks awfull happy for a guy who appears to be about to get droned

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      How quaint. Remember: if he sees his shadow and goes back into his burrow, that means 6 more weeks of random artillery spam!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      is the drone bringing him a sandwich?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would you surrender for this 'za?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Disgusting
      >t. Italian

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >shitalian
        >knowing pizza
        Flatbread with olive oil and garlic isn't and never will be pizza.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          keep telling yourself that, stupid mongoloid

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            S.Italians are literally garden gnomes, and N. Italians are literal shiyskin mutts.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Wouldn't that be the opposite, amerilard?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You must be some retarded blob
          Good, fresh ingredients that pair well and used in moderation with each other taste significantly better than bulk slop

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            you've clearly never been to northern california, where they use fresh ingredients that pair well *and* serve you like 8k C of it at the same time, assuming you survived SF

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your pizza sucks too.
        >t. sopa de macaco citizen that proudly eats pizza with ketchup

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Americans have enough money to use the proper amount of cheese to make the pizza actually good, instead of going light on the toppings and being too lazy to even make sauce out of the tomatos like “authentic” europoors pzza

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Americans always take things from around the world in their raw, inchoate form and make them better:

        - pizza
        - cheese
        - chocolate
        - bread
        - Black folks

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fucking Chinese food too

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I'll co-sign that loan, the exception being steamed buns.
            I can't find good fucking steamed buns anywhere near me, which is super fucking upsetting and doesn't make sense.
            Americans live wrapping shit in bread why the fuck haven't we coopted that?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Same. After I have a steamed bun at a Japanese airport I was like what the fuck why are these so much better.
              Then I started trying steamed buns at multiple chinese food places near me and was like what the fuck why are these so wrong.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                japanese did the american thing and take something the chinese did but remove the rat meat and make it more sanitary and tasty and three times more expensive

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Mass produced bread is terrible,.in general.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I'll co-sign that loan, the exception being steamed buns.
            I can't find good fucking steamed buns anywhere near me, which is super fucking upsetting and doesn't make sense.
            Americans live wrapping shit in bread why the fuck haven't we coopted that?

            >Fucking Chinese food too
            Americhink food is just Cantonese with turbo-sweet sauces. That hardly encompasses the entirety of Chinese cuisine (which is region-specific) and Cantonese gets boring after the nth stir fried bullshit, be it Americanized or not.

            Thus far I have never seen Americhangs do the real underrated regional cuisines like Gansu cuisine. But then most Americhangs are Cantonese/Southern Immigrants.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >cheese
          >chocolate
          >bread
          >Black folks
          You made all of those things worse. Can't argue the pizza part though

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You were never able to improve the British Sunday Roast though.
          Because you can't improve on perfection.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >the British Sunday Roast
            >not seared
            you lose

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            WHERE'S THA FUCKING GRAVY
            Also fried roasties are way better.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            The fact that Brits pride themselves in the most generic food literally everyone in northern Europe eats makes me giggle.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >- chocolate
          hmm yes

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            i was wondering why every chocolate I'd tried tasted so fucking bad

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            They add butyric acid to Hershey's chocolate.

            Butyric acid naturally occurs in butter, hard cheeses (parmesan), milk (especially goat's and sheep's), yoghurts, cream, and in some other fermented foods (e.g. sauerkraut, pickled cucumbers)

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            can confirm, chocolate here in ireland has gotten really poor in quality over the years, unless you buy fancy brands. was snowboarding in switzerland last winter and had the chocolate over there. could not stop nibbling on it

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Special dark is fine. All these cucks can't handle real flavor. Milk chocolate of any brand is garbage to be honest.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You guys made some alright cheese, but pretending you made it better just shows how little you know about cheese. The whole rest of that list is a bunch of travesties. Fuck, you retards somehow managed to make both religion and atheism more cringe. I can respect American BBQ game though. If you had mentioned that I'd have agreed.

          Americans have enough money to use the proper amount of cheese to make the pizza actually good, instead of going light on the toppings and being too lazy to even make sauce out of the tomatos like “authentic” europoors pzza

          Nah, this is just a case of Americans never knowing when to stop and just always piling more shit on. It's just excess for the sake of it. What Italians figured out was to not overdo things. They understand how to utilize and balance their ingredients so it actually tastes good instead of "MOAR" which seems to dominate American cuisine.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I mean this is truth, italians can make culinary fire using like 3 ingredients

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >What Italians figured out was to not overdo things. They understand how to utilize and balance their ingredients so it actually tastes good instead of "MOAR" which seems to dominate American cuisine.
            No, its because Italians were literal peasants and thus poor as shit and didnt have copious amounts of food to waste. You morons act like it was out of moderation out of choice and not necessity.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              If you go back 200 years, every country was 90% peasants.

              Italy isn't unique in this regard.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You got my point, congratulations. The fact remains that it wasn't a conscious culinary choice made to further Italian gastronomy like gays will tend to presume.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              You realize shoveling tons of processed cheese and fat into your face is bad for your health? It’s like bragging about how no one else is cutting their arms off but in American everyone is a parapeligic.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, and the moderation pizza is way better than the mess of shit that abomination is.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              It's classless gays like you that are responsible for our crippling obesity epidemic and the fact that most food in this fucking country is shitty processed garbage, and why half of our dumbass population can't cook for themselves. More=/=Better.

              Also if what you're saying was true you'd at least have one degenerate aristocrat invent the deep dish. But they didn't. Because it's fucking disgusting.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                damn that's some old school shit right there

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Nice b8

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >pizza
          Meh. It's a preference. I prefer the thin Italian style instead of the entire loaf of white bread with cheese.
          >cheese
          Lol
          >chocolate
          Lol
          >bread
          Lol
          >Black folks
          You gave a savage and violent race an undeserved superiority complex

          Stick with what you know, guns and meat. You don't need more.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >I prefer the thin Italian style
            then try New York style

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          exquisite ironic bait well done

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >>t. Italian
        Disgusting

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Dear neighbor, as a french who used to dine at a pizzeria ran by a pizza vice world champion cook who sourced all his ingredients personally, I'm with you.
        These barbarians have no idea what good cuisine looks like nor taste like. Whenever you see them dining in a real country with real food they sometimes cry uncontrollably like they have just met with God. They never tasted food that was so good, so their souls weep. It's sad.
        Until all of them have been properly taught, you should trademark "pizza" under a controlled designation of origin, like wines and cheeses are. And force these pricks to rename their "pizzas" into "vafenculas".

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          wasn’t pizza with tomato sauce and cheese literally invented by Italian immigrants in the united states

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Pizza was originally a middle eastern thing. You put whatever the fuck you had as (semi spoiled) leftovers on flatbread and jammed it into the oven.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              If a culture had a flatbread and leftovers, they had a recipe like this.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Every culture has a clean out the fridge recipe.

                lmao fuck gordon, every single european country does pizza better than italy and I would love to try chicago style pizza

                Good to see I'm not the only one that doesn't like that overrated fuck. If he loves goat cheese so much why doesn't he marry it?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          wherever there is money, theres good food. you obviously never traveled.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >controlled designation of origin
          Piss off
          That bullshit is just trade protectionism

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You fuckers are disgusted by everything, no need to specify

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >t. Italian

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Look at me i can't cook
          What a win anon.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >is proud of committing war crimes
          literally worse than russian soldiers

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        mama mia!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        porco dio americans are disgusting barbarians.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        seconded

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        italian food is shit
        frankly all countries that boast about their food are shitholes with no other redeeming qualities

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why would you make a pizza like that, thats fucking retarded

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, I prefer pizza with pineapple on it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        good taste

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Based anti-reddit

        Hawaiian Pizza is now the official pizza of PrepHole and chuds worldwide.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          its good if you add some roasted red pepper and bacon to the pineapple and ham

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Patrician choice

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You deserve a turret toss

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck, I wish I had some 'go 'za right now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >300lbs amerifats

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        rent free

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >posts picture of own reaction
        projection like clockwork

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      maybe if I was wounded and in need of medical attention

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >deep dish

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is this Chicago or Detroit style deep dish?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Chicago

        t. Great lakes pizza expert

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Chicago,

        Detroit Deep dish is Thick dough in a Pan with oil so that the crust gets fried while its cooking in the oven.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >detroit

          is that... cheese on toast?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine lasagna

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          South Shore bar Pizza is supreme

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          St Louis looks soulful

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bro you get your daily calory needs from half a bite of that its discusting

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck yeah

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pic rel

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          That yankee needs to be tilted otherwise fucking sublime banter

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Look up Altoona-style pizza and then tell me that deep dish is not a pizza!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is why G-d doesn't talk to us anymore

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            we need to bomb pennsylvania to the stone age for this crime!

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >to the stone age
              Looking at their "food" it would be a short trip

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              possum is so cute

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Pennsylvanians are barely sentient
            t. John from Ohio oblast

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              We are wise to your games buckeyes. You won't fool us with your astronauts and "chili".

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you've already lost friend, you just don't know it yet

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            AAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK PENNSYLVANIA YOU gay COCKSUCKERS

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Disgusting what the fuck

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            This looks like something a drunk depressed college kid made out of what was left in his fridge that hadn't already expired. Jesus fucking wept.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Americ*n ''''''cheese''''''
            Would the disappearance of the USA from one day to the next even be a net negative?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              No impact because American Cheese is just processed cheddar cheese while Processed cheeses started in Switzerland.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            God doesn't talk to us anymore because we control our own internal monologue and understand it doesn't come from outside

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Jesus fucking Christ I expect nothing less from Altoona.
            I once broke down there after coming down the big fuckoff mountain highway leading into town.
            I was there for half an hour before wondering if I should just blow my brains out.
            The only descriptor I can give you for Altoona is "useless".

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I like it.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Pennsylvanian detected. Take all your gays back and stop ruining my state.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            welcome to Pennsylvania
            our barbecue is sloppy joes

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I call for a truce between Chicago, NY and all of Italy, just so they and the rest of the world can bring cleansing nuclear fire to the apostate, degenerate hellhole that is Pennsylvania.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            KILL! KILL! KIL! KILLLLLLLLLLL

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            This looks like something Phil Leotardo made on a radiator because he couldn't fuck a woman.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            dafuq is that shit

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            colored refined petroleum

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Thats it I now agree with Russia - nuke America right now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gross. I’m more of a thin crust kinda guy.
      >Pepperoni
      >Canadian Bacon
      >Bacon
      >Onions
      >Black olives
      Literally just ordered that for dinner. Some Hispanic is in the process of delivering it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Derp dish
      I would feign surrender and then grenade myself and all others around me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cheese
      >melts
      lmao hope you enjoy your goyslop gays

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >70% candle wax by weight

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Depends on the type of cheese you mong.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Ayo hol up, how much is that focken thing?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Not him but 500g block will set you back 10€ very approximately where I live. That's comparable to 10$ for 1 pound. Your mileage may (read: will) vary

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Clip your nails gay

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        is this that norwegian cheese that might as well just be solidified petroleum?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Seavas Schluchtnscheißer.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          That's definitely not Euros on the price tag, so no.
          Also, there are Billa supermarkets in Slovakia, Hungary and some other east euro countries.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        alles außerhalb kärntens ist elendes ausland

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >chimpcongo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >deep dish posting
      keep this gore on /gif/ anon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer thin-crust with loads of toppings including pineapple

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      people who don't like deep dish pizza are close minded simpletons really truly the dumbest of all people who refuse to consider cultural blending
      they probably piss their pants in rage when they see a 556 AK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the threat of it would be enough to make me surrender

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >disgusting greasy cheese
      >only tomato sauce and crust
      >no actual toppings

      Nope.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >no toppings

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a casserole.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't hate deep dish but that video made me physically unwell

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Also known as “The only time Gordon was wrong”
      Everyone replying with negative comments wouldn’t know a good pizza if it was dropped from a drone on them
      The chef is ITALIAN
      He knows a good pizza
      Just because it’s not a Neapolitan style pizza doesn’t mean it’s a bad pizza
      Bunch of fucking troglodytes
      Read my blog at >>>PrepHole

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Look, it might taste good, but it's a glorified bread bowl and I'm not gonna eat it

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          also Italian-Americans have so little in common with actual Italians it's almost comical

          Watch the video with sound
          The chef speaks with an Italian accent thick like Sardinian maggot cheese
          Cope, Gordon
          Go back to making terrible grilled cheese sandwiches

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        also Italian-Americans have so little in common with actual Italians it's almost comical

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >The chef is ITALIAN
        apparently italians are terrible at making pizza
        also kys

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >apparently italians are terrible at making pizza
          They are. Sauce on a cracker.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, too bad that your food culture is pratically non-existent and it all comes down to "how much sugar and fat can i put in this pice of shit?" fuck off and kys gay

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        lmao fuck gordon, every single european country does pizza better than italy and I would love to try chicago style pizza

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That isn’t pizza

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      People who call it "za" genuinely make me angry. Let alone that vile cheese and tomato sauce Casserole.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      So many uncultured no gun SWINE in this thread
      If that doesn't give you a raging hard on and compulsion to devour like Dobson, then you lack testosterone and other vital hormones
      Now if you excuse me, I'm going to travel to Chicago for some tasty za and cat call women out of my Buick

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically yes

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Post it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i would sell out my country men for a pie

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Looks disgusting and unedible

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It is pizza, but not a style I except I’d enjoy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Never

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Thats WAAAAAY too cheesy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you posting war crimes?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically would prefer pic related

      Verification not required

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This isn't pizza. Some lazy fuck didn't buy the lasagna noodles, put it together anyway, and just said it was a pizza. If you can drink it, it's not a fucking pizza. There's a reason it's 'Chicago' style. Because everything fucked up, incorrect, and dangerous for your health comes from Chiraq.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'd surrender to not eat it

    • 1 week ago
      Ulysses

      Your pizza isn't pizza. It's a fucking casserole.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely. Italian "pizza" is shit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I would rather shoot myself than be forced to eat that

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Deep dish is a sin against god

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      America was a mistake.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I WANT IT LONGER

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do we know what kind of sandwiches they got in exchange for their tank though. This is important.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tomato and nutella

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      made with mother's love

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know what that tastes like. I'd surrender.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also what tank? Depending on the tank and sandwiches, the ukrainians might have gotten screwed here

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It was the Broodwich. Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell’s Half Acre, baked by Beelzebub. Slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken forces into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman. Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow. Layered with 666 SEPARATE MEATS FROM AN ANIMAL WHICH HAS MAGGOTS FOR BLOOD.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        But no bacon?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of sandwiches?
      I would, depending.

      https://i.imgur.com/1YnMszI.jpg

      But what type of sandwiches?

      Yeah, if you offered me the right mix of sandwiches I'd probably sell out tol

      This.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >What kind of sandwiches?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember, when Rußian tank crew looted fishing rods and steak knives, only to leave it in an abandoned tank?
    https://vxtwitter.com/wartranslated/status/1570529796656082948?s=20&t=RuSf5rRsNR5LCX_ElDbu9Q

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you can get a tank crew to surrender for sandwiches, what can I get for a bag of cool ranch doritos?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hmmmmm TOS with half ammo

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I guess it's better than nothing

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      for a 54-count costco frito lay variety pack of chips?

      i'm thinking a borei class

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But what type of sandwiches?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, if you offered me the right mix of sandwiches I'd probably sell out tol

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the fuck is this whole sandwich thing refering to?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      russian tank crew gave up for some food is all

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        source?

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what type of sandwich did they surrendered to?

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    For how many sandwiches? Depending on the number this could've been a bad move on the Ukies' part.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    TBF I'd rather have a #7 from Jimmy John's than a T-72 any day.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >lettuce sandwiches
      I wouldn't trade a pack of playing cards for Jimmy Johns

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    pizza is a type of sandwich, once you think about it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      open faced flatbread cheese and tomato sauce sandwich

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >he's real

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They were fucking the sandwiches? Those animals!

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [spoiler]4[spoiler]

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Link?

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >comrade conscriptonovich would you surrender to that hohol recon squad?
    >"ruh roh, no way"
    >would you do it for a scooby snack?

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    tank crews surrendered for fucking sandwiches
    Possibly the best reason I have ever heard given for surrendering. Not fear, not cowardice juts a nice sandwich. I can respect that.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Would Russians surrender a tank for Cincinnati chili?

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Would you surrender for a
    >BLT
    >Club Sandwich
    >tuna melt
    >Reuben
    >Grilled cheese
    ?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      a nice toasty cubano

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If the BLT has avocado, BLT. Otherwise reuben

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Could do with a Philly cheese steak.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Tuna melt sounds really good right now

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Reuben or a Cubano

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    youre not getting burned alive or grated by metal fragments AND you get a free sandwich?
    pretty good deal if you ask me

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    There is a time and a place for American cuisine, and it's when I am absolutely hammered, or blitzed out of my gourd. When you crave flavour and sustenance in an almost hedonistic excess, that is when you pick up something American.

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It's called having friends Giuseppe. Pizza is a social activity. Party food.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Source?

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Which dog would you surrender for?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't include the sausage roll
      into the trash it goes.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Sweden
      >Hot dog surrounded by mashed potatoes, shrimp salad, lettuce and fried onions into a wrap

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Thin bread rolls are traditional food since before medieval times, and mashed potatoes with hot dogs are the most normal things swedish people put in them t b h

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >not posting the one and only

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Give me a Cleveland and I will defect with a T-14.

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Nice source there retard.vwhen did /k get so stupid

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The sandwich was a Polish zapiekanka apparently.

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    > Russia has emptied many of its antiaircraft defense batteries around St. Petersburg, using missiles to attack Ukraine
    they went all-in

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Putin really has screwed himself.

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Can you post pictures or film of this? I only want to share story with my family if it’s real.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      So this is the source but it’s just a guy talking about it. Can’t say it didn’t happen, but I won’t send that to friends and family unless there’s something more.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Forgot link....
        https://mobile.twitter.com/VictoriaYastrub/status/1570715945181806592

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Russian here. Stop talking about food, I fucking beg you. I am so desperate for a pizza or a Big Mac right now, that I would surrender my weapons, uniform and tank for a 40cm Detroit-style pizza with mushrooms and green peppers, and would add in my honor and manhood for two fresh Big M's.

    Since we lost McDonalds due to sanctions, it's been replaced by an unbelievably shitty local chain, that I've been to once, and will never go there again.

    The thought that Big Macs are lost to me forever now is agonizing.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      omae wa mou Amerika-jin tbh

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        American bro, is it possible to cook Big Mac at home? I know the ingredients by heart, all exept the sauce. Is there a recipe for Big Mac sauce, or is it secret, like Colonel Sanders' secret sauce? If not, please share me the knowledge.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          There are videos on YouTube for approximating it.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It is just thousand island sauce

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      someone post that pic when the war started

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          no i meant the fat guy that chained himself to a mcdonalds

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't Vkusna and Vtochka or whatever just a franchised branch of McDonalds with extra sanctions? Afaik McDonalds are still part owners and leasing all the equipment.

      Unless sanctions are working, but when queried all the vatnigs are just telling I'm gonna freeze this winter and denazification must succeed so all the Soros biolabs are prevented from working on the coronaslav virus.

      Besides

      https://i.imgur.com/rJbIUgl.jpg

      is kinda silly as old McDonalds tastes like shit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Since we lost McDonalds due to sanctions, it's been replaced by an unbelievably shitty local chain, that I've been to once, and will never go there again.

      What's it called? Why is it so bad?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        no quality control now. real russia hours have taken effect. with mcd hq having abandoned russia, there's no one to make sure things are done properly

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Vkusno i tochka.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's called
        >bntty cyomn
        😀

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    THE OFFICIAL SONG OF THE RUSSIAN MILITARY

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sandwiches and the promises of:
    A) Not being tortured
    B) Not being forced to fight their comrades
    Kind of says something about how they expect POWs to be treated...

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