>Russian tank crews surrendered for fucking sandwiches

>Russian tank crews surrendered for fricking sandwiches

This is getting surreal

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    their forefathers stopped their advance into finland to eat the hot food in finnish trenches

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wait till you find out Stalin used mainly ukrainian divisions in Finland. There’s some conjecture it was a deliberate move to bleed out fighting age ruthenians.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that has been the r*ssian "grand strategy" for wars of conquest and pillage forever. Balts were hugely overrepresented in Afganistan too. And no, we didnt have a choice in the matter with our families held hostage.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          they were also underepresented in death death count

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The film 9th company "9th пoтa" is very clear that most of the people in Afghanistan were from either central/eastern Russia or the satellite states almost exclusively

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This was also one of the major factors behind why thousands of Soviet soldiers deserted or even defected to the Mujahideen (something that was unheard of for Americans fighting in Vietnam and the War on Terror).

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This is a common myth also. The soldiers were from every part of the Soviet Union equally, but the balts felt they were sent More because they thought Russians wanted to genocide them by proxy (not blaiming them, even one balt dying in Russias bullshit conflicts are too much). This fueled the flames of discontent, because it wasn't about surviving and living as vassals, but about existence. SU dig it's own grave by using minorities in it's military.

          Now that Buryat and Dagestani people are hugely over represented in the death statistics (this time for real, but it doesn't really matter) it could spark ideas of independence on those regions (not unheard of).

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >This is a common myth also.
            Exactly whats going in on Luganda and Donbabwe? Its the exact same shit from r*ssian subhumans as always - pressgang the minorities in occupied territories and use them as distraction and cheap human waves - to bait out ukie positions in this specific case. Which also frees up the land and resources for vatBlack person rat infestation down the line.
            This is why donbabweans and lugandans are woefully underequipped with the worst shit from the worst warehouses imaginable - they are literally used as bait. The gaylords installed by Moscow,who are instrumental in this genocide eg Penis Dushilin flee to Russia as soon as their personal lives are endangered.
            For a millenia we keep seeing the exact same crap - Russia is a immoral empire of evil and it must be WHOLLY depopulated and every r*ssian nailed to a burning cross, be God my witness.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The Red Army during WWII was nearly half-Ukrainian

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        bullshit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >bullshit
          It is completely true that the Russians send a disproportionate number of Ukrainians to fight and die in Finland in the winter war. Stalin never forgave Ukraine for Ukrainian forces strike upwards that helped the poles win the polish-soviet war and he send Ukranians to die in Finland and of course organised a horrific and well documented mass famine in Ukraine commonly referred to as the Holodomor. The history of Russian barbarity in Ukraine is extensive. That being said Russia has carried out mass atrocity in every single neighbouring state within the last 100 years.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            See.

            There were like 2 Soviet Ukrainian divisions in the winter war, Ivan. Many of those Ukrainians surrendered as soon as officers and politruks were killed. They weren't there out of their free will.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There were like 2 Soviet Ukrainian divisions in the winter war, Ivan. Many of those Ukrainians surrendered as soon as officers and politruks were killed. They weren't there out of their free will.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Common myth. The myth also includes bullshit about they not knowing what a winter is and not having weapons, even though Finland captured more weapons than they killed or captured soldiers. We even captured some relative "high-tech" weapons like the first semi-auto riffles. Also my friends grandpa was medic and he had never heard anything about Ukrainians being the majority. For sure there were Ukrainians, but they weren't the majority. Stalin also sent Russian finns to the frontline.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sauce?
    >imb4 roasted garlic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hungarian paprika sauce

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You really expect it?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Look who came out of his cave!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >trench
      >cave
      The absolute state of /k/

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >trench
        >foxhole
        The absolute oblast of /k/

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >foxhole
          >the pits of Isengard
          The absolute delusion of Gondor

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >pits of isengard
            >the terrible cyclopean edifices of R'lyeh
            The absolute Hubris of the Old Ones.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >the terrible cyclopean edifices of R'lyeh
              >the depths of the Eye of Terror
              The absolute betrayal of Chaos

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's an allusion to a meme.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        fricking newbie, and to make a comment on the state of /k/ after that. fricking embarrassing mate

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He looks awfull happy for a guy who appears to be about to get droned

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How quaint. Remember: if he sees his shadow and goes back into his burrow, that means 6 more weeks of random artillery spam!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is the drone bringing him a sandwich?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would you surrender for this 'za?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Disgusting
      >t. Italian

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >shitalian
        >knowing pizza
        Flatbread with olive oil and garlic isn't and never will be pizza.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          keep telling yourself that, stupid mongoloid

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            S.Italians are literally israelites, and N. Italians are literal shiyskin mutts.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Wouldn't that be the opposite, amerilard?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You must be some moronic blob
          Good, fresh ingredients that pair well and used in moderation with each other taste significantly better than bulk slop

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            you've clearly never been to northern california, where they use fresh ingredients that pair well *and* serve you like 8k C of it at the same time, assuming you survived SF

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Your pizza sucks too.
        >t. sopa de macaco citizen that proudly eats pizza with ketchup

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Americans have enough money to use the proper amount of cheese to make the pizza actually good, instead of going light on the toppings and being too lazy to even make sauce out of the tomatos like “authentic” europoors pzza

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Americans always take things from around the world in their raw, inchoate form and make them better:

        - pizza
        - cheese
        - chocolate
        - bread
        - Black folks

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Fricking Chinese food too

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'll co-sign that loan, the exception being steamed buns.
            I can't find good fricking steamed buns anywhere near me, which is super fricking upsetting and doesn't make sense.
            Americans live wrapping shit in bread why the frick haven't we coopted that?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Same. After I have a steamed bun at a Japanese airport I was like what the frick why are these so much better.
              Then I started trying steamed buns at multiple chinese food places near me and was like what the frick why are these so wrong.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                japanese did the american thing and take something the chinese did but remove the rat meat and make it more sanitary and tasty and three times more expensive

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Mass produced bread is terrible,.in general.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'll co-sign that loan, the exception being steamed buns.
            I can't find good fricking steamed buns anywhere near me, which is super fricking upsetting and doesn't make sense.
            Americans live wrapping shit in bread why the frick haven't we coopted that?

            >Fricking Chinese food too
            Americhink food is just Cantonese with turbo-sweet sauces. That hardly encompasses the entirety of Chinese cuisine (which is region-specific) and Cantonese gets boring after the nth stir fried bullshit, be it Americanized or not.

            Thus far I have never seen Americhangs do the real underrated regional cuisines like Gansu cuisine. But then most Americhangs are Cantonese/Southern Immigrants.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >cheese
          >chocolate
          >bread
          >Black folks
          You made all of those things worse. Can't argue the pizza part though

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You were never able to improve the British Sunday Roast though.
          Because you can't improve on perfection.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >the British Sunday Roast
            >not seared
            you lose

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            WHERE'S THA FRICKING GRAVY
            Also fried roasties are way better.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The fact that Brits pride themselves in the most generic food literally everyone in northern Europe eats makes me giggle.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >- chocolate
          hmm yes

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i was wondering why every chocolate I'd tried tasted so fricking bad

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They add butyric acid to Hershey's chocolate.

            Butyric acid naturally occurs in butter, hard cheeses (parmesan), milk (especially goat's and sheep's), yoghurts, cream, and in some other fermented foods (e.g. sauerkraut, pickled cucumbers)

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            can confirm, chocolate here in ireland has gotten really poor in quality over the years, unless you buy fancy brands. was snowboarding in switzerland last winter and had the chocolate over there. could not stop nibbling on it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Special dark is fine. All these cucks can't handle real flavor. Milk chocolate of any brand is garbage to be honest.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You guys made some alright cheese, but pretending you made it better just shows how little you know about cheese. The whole rest of that list is a bunch of travesties. Frick, you morons somehow managed to make both religion and atheism more cringe. I can respect American BBQ game though. If you had mentioned that I'd have agreed.

          Americans have enough money to use the proper amount of cheese to make the pizza actually good, instead of going light on the toppings and being too lazy to even make sauce out of the tomatos like “authentic” europoors pzza

          Nah, this is just a case of Americans never knowing when to stop and just always piling more shit on. It's just excess for the sake of it. What Italians figured out was to not overdo things. They understand how to utilize and balance their ingredients so it actually tastes good instead of "MOAR" which seems to dominate American cuisine.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I mean this is truth, italians can make culinary fire using like 3 ingredients

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >What Italians figured out was to not overdo things. They understand how to utilize and balance their ingredients so it actually tastes good instead of "MOAR" which seems to dominate American cuisine.
            No, its because Italians were literal peasants and thus poor as shit and didnt have copious amounts of food to waste. You Black folk act like it was out of moderation out of choice and not necessity.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              If you go back 200 years, every country was 90% peasants.

              Italy isn't unique in this regard.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You got my point, congratulations. The fact remains that it wasn't a conscious culinary choice made to further Italian gastronomy like homosexuals will tend to presume.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You realize shoveling tons of processed cheese and fat into your face is bad for your health? It’s like bragging about how no one else is cutting their arms off but in American everyone is a parapeligic.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, and the moderation pizza is way better than the mess of shit that abomination is.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's classless homosexuals like you that are responsible for our crippling obesity epidemic and the fact that most food in this fricking country is shitty processed garbage, and why half of our dumbass population can't cook for themselves. More=/=Better.

              Also if what you're saying was true you'd at least have one degenerate aristocrat invent the deep dish. But they didn't. Because it's fricking disgusting.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                damn that's some old school shit right there

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nice b8

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >pizza
          Meh. It's a preference. I prefer the thin Italian style instead of the entire loaf of white bread with cheese.
          >cheese
          Lol
          >chocolate
          Lol
          >bread
          Lol
          >Black folks
          You gave a savage and violent race an undeserved superiority complex

          Stick with what you know, guns and meat. You don't need more.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I prefer the thin Italian style
            then try New York style

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          exquisite ironic bait well done

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >>t. Italian
        Disgusting

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dear neighbor, as a french who used to dine at a pizzeria ran by a pizza vice world champion cook who sourced all his ingredients personally, I'm with you.
        These barbarians have no idea what good cuisine looks like nor taste like. Whenever you see them dining in a real country with real food they sometimes cry uncontrollably like they have just met with God. They never tasted food that was so good, so their souls weep. It's sad.
        Until all of them have been properly taught, you should trademark "pizza" under a controlled designation of origin, like wines and cheeses are. And force these pricks to rename their "pizzas" into "vafenculas".

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          wasn’t pizza with tomato sauce and cheese literally invented by Italian immigrants in the united states

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Pizza was originally a middle eastern thing. You put whatever the frick you had as (semi spoiled) leftovers on flatbread and jammed it into the oven.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              If a culture had a flatbread and leftovers, they had a recipe like this.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Every culture has a clean out the fridge recipe.

                lmao frick gordon, every single european country does pizza better than italy and I would love to try chicago style pizza

                Good to see I'm not the only one that doesn't like that overrated frick. If he loves goat cheese so much why doesn't he marry it?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          wherever there is money, theres good food. you obviously never traveled.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >controlled designation of origin
          Piss off
          That bullshit is just trade protectionism

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You frickers are disgusted by everything, no need to specify

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >t. Italian

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Look at me i can't cook
          What a win anon.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >is proud of committing war crimes
          literally worse than russian soldiers

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        mama mia!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        porco dio americans are disgusting barbarians.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        seconded

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        italian food is shit
        frankly all countries that boast about their food are shitholes with no other redeeming qualities

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why would you make a pizza like that, thats fricking moronic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, I prefer pizza with pineapple on it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        good taste

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Based anti-reddit

        Hawaiian Pizza is now the official pizza of PrepHole and chuds worldwide.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          its good if you add some roasted red pepper and bacon to the pineapple and ham

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Patrician choice

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You deserve a turret toss

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick, I wish I had some 'go 'za right now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >300lbs amerifats

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        rent free

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >posts picture of own reaction
        projection like clockwork

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      maybe if I was wounded and in need of medical attention

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >deep dish

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is this Chicago or Detroit style deep dish?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Chicago

        t. Great lakes pizza expert

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Chicago,

        Detroit Deep dish is Thick dough in a Pan with oil so that the crust gets fried while its cooking in the oven.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >detroit

          is that... cheese on toast?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine lasagna

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          South Shore bar Pizza is supreme

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          St Louis looks soulful

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bro you get your daily calory needs from half a bite of that its discusting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick yeah

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >pic rel

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That yankee needs to be tilted otherwise fricking sublime banter

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Look up Altoona-style pizza and then tell me that deep dish is not a pizza!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This is why G-d doesn't talk to us anymore

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            we need to bomb pennsylvania to the stone age for this crime!

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >to the stone age
              Looking at their "food" it would be a short trip

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              possum is so cute

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Pennsylvanians are barely sentient
            t. John from Ohio oblast

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              We are wise to your games buckeyes. You won't fool us with your astronauts and "chili".

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you've already lost friend, you just don't know it yet

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            AAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE FRICK PENNSYLVANIA YOU homosexual wienerSUCKERS

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Disgusting what the frick

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This looks like something a drunk depressed college kid made out of what was left in his fridge that hadn't already expired. Jesus fricking wept.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Americ*n ''''''cheese''''''
            Would the disappearance of the USA from one day to the next even be a net negative?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No impact because American Cheese is just processed cheddar cheese while Processed cheeses started in Switzerland.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            God doesn't talk to us anymore because we control our own internal monologue and understand it doesn't come from outside

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Jesus fricking Christ I expect nothing less from Altoona.
            I once broke down there after coming down the big frickoff mountain highway leading into town.
            I was there for half an hour before wondering if I should just blow my brains out.
            The only descriptor I can give you for Altoona is "useless".

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I like it.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Pennsylvanian detected. Take all your homosexuals back and stop ruining my state.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            welcome to Pennsylvania
            our barbecue is sloppy joes

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I call for a truce between Chicago, NY and all of Italy, just so they and the rest of the world can bring cleansing nuclear fire to the apostate, degenerate hellhole that is Pennsylvania.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            KILL! KILL! KIL! KILLLLLLLLLLL

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This looks like something Phil Leotardo made on a radiator because he couldn't frick a woman.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            dafuq is that shit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            colored refined petroleum

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Thats it I now agree with Russia - nuke America right now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gross. I’m more of a thin crust kinda guy.
      >Pepperoni
      >Canadian Bacon
      >Bacon
      >Onions
      >Black olives
      Literally just ordered that for dinner. Some Hispanic is in the process of delivering it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Derp dish
      I would feign surrender and then grenade myself and all others around me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >cheese
      >melts
      lmao hope you enjoy your goyslop homosexuals

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >70% candle wax by weight

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Depends on the type of cheese you mong.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ayo hol up, how much is that focken thing?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not him but 500g block will set you back 10€ very approximately where I live. That's comparable to 10$ for 1 pound. Your mileage may (read: will) vary

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Clip your nails homosexual

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        is this that norwegian cheese that might as well just be solidified petroleum?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Seavas Schluchtnscheißer.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's definitely not Euros on the price tag, so no.
          Also, there are Billa supermarkets in Slovakia, Hungary and some other east euro countries.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        alles außerhalb kärntens ist elendes ausland

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >chimpcongo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >deep dish posting
      keep this gore on /gif/ anon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer thin-crust with loads of toppings including pineapple

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      people who don't like deep dish pizza are close minded simpletons really truly the dumbest of all people who refuse to consider cultural blending
      they probably piss their pants in rage when they see a 556 AK

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the threat of it would be enough to make me surrender

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >disgusting greasy cheese
      >only tomato sauce and crust
      >no actual toppings

      Nope.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >no toppings

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's a casserole.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't hate deep dish but that video made me physically unwell

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Also known as “The only time Gordon was wrong”
      Everyone replying with negative comments wouldn’t know a good pizza if it was dropped from a drone on them
      The chef is ITALIAN
      He knows a good pizza
      Just because it’s not a Neapolitan style pizza doesn’t mean it’s a bad pizza
      Bunch of fricking troglodytes
      Read my blog at Wrong board

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Look, it might taste good, but it's a glorified bread bowl and I'm not gonna eat it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          also Italian-Americans have so little in common with actual Italians it's almost comical

          Watch the video with sound
          The chef speaks with an Italian accent thick like Sardinian maggot cheese
          Cope, Gordon
          Go back to making terrible grilled cheese sandwiches

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        also Italian-Americans have so little in common with actual Italians it's almost comical

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The chef is ITALIAN
        apparently italians are terrible at making pizza
        also kys

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >apparently italians are terrible at making pizza
          They are. Sauce on a cracker.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, too bad that your food culture is pratically non-existent and it all comes down to "how much sugar and fat can i put in this pice of shit?" frick off and kys homosexual

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lmao frick gordon, every single european country does pizza better than italy and I would love to try chicago style pizza

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That isn’t pizza

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      People who call it "za" genuinely make me angry. Let alone that vile cheese and tomato sauce Casserole.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So many uncultured no gun SWINE in this thread
      If that doesn't give you a raging hard on and compulsion to devour like Dobson, then you lack testosterone and other vital hormones
      Now if you excuse me, I'm going to travel to Chicago for some tasty za and cat call women out of my Buick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically yes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Post it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i would sell out my country men for a pie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Looks disgusting and unedible

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It is pizza, but not a style I except I’d enjoy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Never

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thats WAAAAAY too cheesy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you posting war crimes?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically would prefer pic related

      Verification not required

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This isn't pizza. Some lazy frick didn't buy the lasagna noodles, put it together anyway, and just said it was a pizza. If you can drink it, it's not a fricking pizza. There's a reason it's 'Chicago' style. Because everything fricked up, incorrect, and dangerous for your health comes from Chiraq.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd surrender to not eat it

    • 2 years ago
      Ulysses

      Your pizza isn't pizza. It's a fricking casserole.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely. Italian "pizza" is shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would rather shoot myself than be forced to eat that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Deep dish is a sin against god

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      America was a mistake.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I WANT IT LONGER

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do we know what kind of sandwiches they got in exchange for their tank though. This is important.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      tomato and nutella

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      made with mother's love

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know what that tastes like. I'd surrender.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Also what tank? Depending on the tank and sandwiches, the ukrainians might have gotten screwed here

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was the Broodwich. Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell’s Half Acre, baked by Beelzebub. Slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken forces into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman. Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow. Layered with 666 SEPARATE MEATS FROM AN ANIMAL WHICH HAS MAGGOTS FOR BLOOD.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But no bacon?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of sandwiches?
      I would, depending.

      https://i.imgur.com/1YnMszI.jpg

      But what type of sandwiches?

      Yeah, if you offered me the right mix of sandwiches I'd probably sell out tol

      This.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >What kind of sandwiches?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Remember, when Rußian tank crew looted fishing rods and steak knives, only to leave it in an abandoned tank?
    https://vxtwitter.com/wartranslated/status/1570529796656082948?s=20&t=RuSf5rRsNR5LCX_ElDbu9Q

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you can get a tank crew to surrender for sandwiches, what can I get for a bag of cool ranch doritos?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hmmmmm TOS with half ammo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I guess it's better than nothing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      for a 54-count costco frito lay variety pack of chips?

      i'm thinking a borei class

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But what type of sandwiches?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, if you offered me the right mix of sandwiches I'd probably sell out tol

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the frick is this whole sandwich thing refering to?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      russian tank crew gave up for some food is all

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        source?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what type of sandwich did they surrendered to?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For how many sandwiches? Depending on the number this could've been a bad move on the Ukies' part.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    TBF I'd rather have a #7 from Jimmy John's than a T-72 any day.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >lettuce sandwiches
      I wouldn't trade a pack of playing cards for Jimmy Johns

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pizza is a type of sandwich, once you think about it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      open faced flatbread cheese and tomato sauce sandwich

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he's real

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They were fricking the sandwiches? Those animals!

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [spoiler]4[spoiler]

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Link?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >comrade conscriptonovich would you surrender to that hohol recon squad?
    >"ruh roh, no way"
    >would you do it for a scooby snack?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    tank crews surrendered for fricking sandwiches
    Possibly the best reason I have ever heard given for surrendering. Not fear, not cowardice juts a nice sandwich. I can respect that.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would Russians surrender a tank for Cincinnati chili?

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would you surrender for a
    >BLT
    >Club Sandwich
    >tuna melt
    >Reuben
    >Grilled cheese
    ?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      a nice toasty cubano

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If the BLT has avocado, BLT. Otherwise reuben

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Could do with a Philly cheese steak.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tuna melt sounds really good right now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Reuben or a Cubano

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    youre not getting burned alive or grated by metal fragments AND you get a free sandwich?
    pretty good deal if you ask me

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There is a time and a place for American cuisine, and it's when I am absolutely hammered, or blitzed out of my gourd. When you crave flavour and sustenance in an almost hedonistic excess, that is when you pick up something American.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It's called having friends Giuseppe. Pizza is a social activity. Party food.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Source?

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Which dog would you surrender for?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't include the sausage roll
      into the trash it goes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Sweden
      >Hot dog surrounded by mashed potatoes, shrimp salad, lettuce and fried onions into a wrap

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thin bread rolls are traditional food since before medieval times, and mashed potatoes with hot dogs are the most normal things swedish people put in them t b h

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not posting the one and only

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Give me a Cleveland and I will defect with a T-14.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nice source there moron.vwhen did /k get so stupid

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The sandwich was a Polish zapiekanka apparently.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > Russia has emptied many of its antiaircraft defense batteries around St. Petersburg, using missiles to attack Ukraine
    they went all-in

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Putin really has screwed himself.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can you post pictures or film of this? I only want to share story with my family if it’s real.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So this is the source but it’s just a guy talking about it. Can’t say it didn’t happen, but I won’t send that to friends and family unless there’s something more.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Forgot link....
        https://mobile.twitter.com/VictoriaYastrub/status/1570715945181806592

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Russian here. Stop talking about food, I fricking beg you. I am so desperate for a pizza or a Big Mac right now, that I would surrender my weapons, uniform and tank for a 40cm Detroit-style pizza with mushrooms and green peppers, and would add in my honor and manhood for two fresh Big M's.

    Since we lost McDonalds due to sanctions, it's been replaced by an unbelievably shitty local chain, that I've been to once, and will never go there again.

    The thought that Big Macs are lost to me forever now is agonizing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      omae wa mou Amerika-jin tbh

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        American bro, is it possible to cook Big Mac at home? I know the ingredients by heart, all exept the sauce. Is there a recipe for Big Mac sauce, or is it secret, like Colonel Sanders' secret sauce? If not, please share me the knowledge.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There are videos on YouTube for approximating it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It is just thousand island sauce

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      someone post that pic when the war started

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          no i meant the fat guy that chained himself to a mcdonalds

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't Vkusna and Vtochka or whatever just a franchised branch of McDonalds with extra sanctions? Afaik McDonalds are still part owners and leasing all the equipment.

      Unless sanctions are working, but when queried all the vatnigs are just telling I'm gonna freeze this winter and denazification must succeed so all the Soros biolabs are prevented from working on the coronaslav virus.

      Besides

      https://i.imgur.com/rJbIUgl.jpg

      is kinda silly as old McDonalds tastes like shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Since we lost McDonalds due to sanctions, it's been replaced by an unbelievably shitty local chain, that I've been to once, and will never go there again.

      What's it called? Why is it so bad?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no quality control now. real russia hours have taken effect. with mcd hq having abandoned russia, there's no one to make sure things are done properly

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Vkusno i tochka.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's called
        >bntty cyomn
        😀

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THE OFFICIAL SONG OF THE RUSSIAN MILITARY

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sandwiches and the promises of:
    A) Not being tortured
    B) Not being forced to fight their comrades
    Kind of says something about how they expect POWs to be treated...

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