>Join the Marines to use tanks. >Marines get rid of their tanks

>Join the Marines to use tanks
>Marines get rid of their tanks
>Told I have to join the Army as a private to use tanks again
>I love tanks but if I join the Army I will be in poverty
>Leave the US military to get a normal job
>Get an offer to join the German Heer
>They're going to triple the size of the Bundeswehr because of the Russians
>They want veterans from the US who speak German
>Massive signing bonus, free housing and 1.5 times my salary in the marines
>I can be a tanker again
>Spend 7 months moving to Germany and being trained in the Bundeswehr
>Oh by the way the Russian Army has collapsed
>We may not need you after all
>Depending on how the Bundestag votes recruiting you may have been illegal
>You're not an EU citizen so you'll be deported if you're discharged

I just wanted to crew tanks

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poland. They are expanding their fleet significantly.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cleaning the shit all day
      >maybe for germans on visits
      Win

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    go to ukraine then

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I said tanks, not tin cans

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        they are all tin cans from below or above you dumbfuck.
        >t.M1 tanker

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh by the way the Russian Army has collapsed
    Maybe for now but Russia is still a geopolitical threat/foe.
    >You're not an EU citizen so you'll be deported if you're discharged
    Do you have any recent (at least grandparent) ancestry anywhere in an EU nation?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No my great grandma was German and she taught her kids German and they taught me German

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Peak germans. Just self-indentify as turkish.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly you'd have a decent argument to sue them for letting you leave your life in the US and your job to join the Bundeswehr when they legally couldn't hire you.

    Not memeing, contact a lawyer.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This German employment laws are brutal af. It's not like the US where your boss can tell you to fuck off because you brought kfc instead of bk.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, they might get away doing this to a thirdie, but you can't do this to an American and not expect some legal consequences.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have

        USMC motor T stationed in Okinawa in the mid to late '90s got out and joined the army in 2002 and ended up driving deuce and a half and 5-tons in Afghanistan.

        Left the marines as an E-4 after 8 years.
        Joined the Army as an E-1 and left as an E-3 after 4 years.

        Should I be a marine?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No. Just join air force dude.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not unless you can't get in another branch.

            Can you pick your duty station in the air force

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not guaranteed unless you've got some crazy ASVAB scores or some very particular niche skillset that they need and you'd probably need both good ASVAB and that particular niche skillset.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah the Army has plenty of tankers

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              You can trade bases at the end of tech school. If you get a general career field selected before going to BMT and don't like your AFSC, you can trade them soon under a new program.

              Get good ASVAB scores and get a job written in your contract. Specific jobs have a select few bases they go to.

              If you want a guaranteed base, join National Guard or the Reserves.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay. But how do I make enough money to move out and support myself in the National Guard or Reserves without a degree.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                you don't
                you're supposed to have a second job once you've finished basic/ait

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                So I need a job first? Do I get paid during training? Would that be enough to move out. I'll also need a car though.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                you don't "need" a job to join the guard/reserves but you will be homeless very fast without one unless you find a full time NG/R job
                yes you get paid during training and exercises

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You get paid AD pay when in the training pipeline. You'd need to find another job once you get to your base. Once you hit SSgt (easier in the National Guard and Reserves), you can get a full-time DoD civilian job that performs your role (they call it "technician"). You can also get Active Duty orders as a Reservist, so you work full-time. Those opportunities are few and far between, though.

                It makes more sense to do Active Duty first, then try to get out as soon as possible and join an ANG unit. Talk to a recruiter, but have a spine when doing so.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                How do I develop a spine?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You just do

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not unless you can't get in another branch.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for the advice. I will try that

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You should be able to get a US military legal assistance attorney for free for serving in the marines. If you talk to them, they can give you better advice and possibly get you a legal corespondent in Germany.

        https://www.americanbar.org/groups/legal_services/milvets/aba_home_front/information_center/working_with_lawyer/information_about_lawyers/military_legal_assistance/civil_matters/

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I recall hearing about, though it's possible it's muddied memories mixing together into one, that the Marine tankers were offered to move to the Army depending on open slots for skill retention. Did that not happen? If I'm having a retard-episode don't hesitate to tell me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but it wasn't a good deal so most didn't take it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Was it that or
        >WUNCE A MARINE ALWAYS A MAHREEN
        >I AINT LEAVIN UNLESS MORR LOOTIN AND SMASHIN

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >American in bundeswehr
    I call bullshit.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can't even join the bundeswehr without a german passport
    fuck off mutt

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bring it here baby...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the fuck is this a really distorted "makes you think" meme?

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Get an offer to join the German Heer
    >They're going to triple the size of the Bundeswehr because of the Russians
    >They want veterans from the US who speak German
    >Massive signing bonus
    Well that all sounds like a giant pile of horse shit

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Marine Corps shown any interest in the Griffin? It should fit in their budget

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No idea about the marines, but the army has.

      > Mobile Protected Firepower
      > On June 28th, 2022, the Army selected GDLS Griffin II light tank as the winner of the MPF program with an initial contract of 96 vehicles.

      Also the OMFV (Optionally Manned Fighting Vehicle) program includes GDLS as one of the 5 competitors.
      > Point Blank Enterprises, Oshkosh Defense, BAE Systems, General Dynamics Land Systems and American Rheinmetall Vehicles. The total value of the contract was $299.4 million. Teams will develop concept designs during the 15-month long phase
      and should be finishing that 15-month phase in the next month or so.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    im sorry this happened to you and would like to apologize on behalf of all germans
    if you want you can crash on my couch for a while until you can pull yourself up by your bootstraps

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is why your women fuck morons and arabs Hans....

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        im sure they would fuck morons if they could find any in germany, women just are like that

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          ??
          When i visited Hamburg and Frankfurt there was quite a few of them,and dont get me started on Berlin,i refused to belive it was actualy Germany.
          And this was back in 2017,now its probably much worse.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            that may be true, but its not where 99% of german women live, and they are not going to travel to hamburg or frankfurt or berlin central station just to nuck figgers

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Told you have to join the army as a private
    I have never heard of a prior service marine having to join as a private. Did you sleep with an officers wife or something?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have

      USMC motor T stationed in Okinawa in the mid to late '90s got out and joined the army in 2002 and ended up driving deuce and a half and 5-tons in Afghanistan.

      Left the marines as an E-4 after 8 years.
      Joined the Army as an E-1 and left as an E-3 after 4 years.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    LARPING retard.
    At worst you would have been E4 in the army. The only way you'd be a PVT is if you were a PVT in the Marines.
    Stfu and go back

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Join the Marines
    >Told I have to join the Army as a private
    yeah, not how that works unless you're still a private in the USMC

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bullshit, Marines can move straight into the Army at the same rank without going to basic.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We may not need you after all
    >Depending on how the Bundestag votes recruiting you may have been illegal
    >You're not an EU citizen so you'll be deported if you're discharged

    You'd better provide a source for this

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fucking commie. You gave up your US passport so fuck you. There is no going back, enjoy ODing in some east german drug den.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is fanfiction and all these retards falling for it nust prove that subhuman filth has invaded this board.

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