Oh gnoes she gets a fortune out of the divorce and still has her life ahead of her. Truly terrible. Look at the list of the worlds richest women. Almost exclusively divorcees
Sure, but how often are these dames tossed on their ass without a pot to piss in? It looks bad for these Uber rich types. She wouldn’t need to work a day again in her life almost assuredly
>Springing up on legs toned by miles of daily swimming, Glock thrust his enormous fist into his assailant's eye socket. As the would-be assassin staggered, Glock pounded again, knocking out a few of the man's teeth. The bloodied attacker staggered, then collapsed on top of Glock "with his arms outstretched like Jesus," according to John Paul Frising, Luxembourg's deputy attorney general, who brought attempted murder charges against the attacker, the French-born Jacques (Spartacus) Pêcheur, 67. This was how the police found the two men at 9:30 a.m. on July 27, 1999.
Happy birthday you old frick. You made the most boring, gay ass, lame ass brand of pistols. Thank you for sectioning off a huge portion if handgun sales and destroying part of the beauty of the weapon type with the introduction of basic b***h brutalist bricks.
Frick you and, can't believe I'm saying this unironically, frick ya mudda.
Literally responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people. The only people in a deeper circle of hell than where he is going are Stoner and Kalashnikov.
See, my only problem is that the Glock 44 is in 22. The Glock 22 is in 40. The Glock 40 is in 10 like the 20. There is no Glock 10, but there is a Glock in 9 aka the 17 and 19 and 26 and 43, not including the 48 - which came out before the 44 - and the 43X, which are the same except for the ways in which they’re different. Actually they’re like the 45, which is a 9, which is the same as a 19x which is actually more like the 17 than the 19. Strangely enough the 45 came before the 44, but 45 came before 9, but not 44, so maybe that’s the logic. If you wanted a 45, you need a 36, a 41, a 30, a 21, or a 21SF, or a 30S, or a 30SF. Of course if you want Glock’s 45 you need a 37, 38 or 39. The 38 isn’t a 38, there are other 38’s. If you want a Glock, definitely get the 19 and maybe a 22 to practice with - not the 40 22, but the 44 22. The 22 won’t help you to practice with your 9 as much as a 23, which is closer to the 19. Unless your goal is competition, in which case you should have been considering a 35 or 17L or 24 or 41 or 34 which are 40 9 40 45 9 respectively. The 31 32 and 33 are actually 357’s but not the 38 357’s. They’re 357’s that are more like 9s but not like the 380 is like 9’s. If you wanted that you need a 42. And nobody likes a 42, you’re better off with a 9. And therefore try a 44 because everyone loves to work on their 9 with a 22.
Literally responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people. The only people in a deeper circle of hell than where he is going are Stoner and Kalashnikov.
All these r---it war tourists need to go. Why did these Europeans and lefties come here anyway?
His filthy soul will never ever passed St. Peter's gate and will goes straight down to the DEEPEST PITS OF HELL. Even Almighty God and merciful Jesus Christ will never forgive for all for all the innocent Christian dies and murdered because of his disgusting "invention". Should've staying selling shower rack.
May God will dammed this very evil cursed man and his cursed family soul forever
Happy borthday gaston glock
They named a guy after Glock? lmoa glockgays are really fricked in the head
Happy Birthday Gaston! dump that saggy old b***h and get a new hoe, you deserve it
agreed she is way too old and clearly gold digger
>Kathrin's face when Glock, who dumped his ex wife for her, dumps her for an even younger woman
one of the many upsides of being impossibly rich
Oh gnoes she gets a fortune out of the divorce and still has her life ahead of her. Truly terrible. Look at the list of the worlds richest women. Almost exclusively divorcees
depends on the prenup and jurisdiction
why am i stating the obvious
Sure, but how often are these dames tossed on their ass without a pot to piss in? It looks bad for these Uber rich types. She wouldn’t need to work a day again in her life almost assuredly
>Glock replaces existing model with new model
>It’s exactly the same, just newer manufacture
Oh, I’ve seen this one before.
Nice.
frick you Glock mommy is based
>pic using in the tweet from OP's post is hanging on the back wall
How old is that picture? Dude must old ancient now.
That's clearly a different photo you frickin dolt
>that gen 0.1 glock
I need it
>Deserves something
>Says get a hoe
Your are truly moronic. What he deserves is loyal, educated, and intelligent woman.
The funny thing is, by all accounts Kathrin is exactly that.
More like Gaston Goor.
old people with perfect pearly whites just remind me of the skeleton within them
but happy birthday, Gaston Glock
>tfw you have a teutonic mistress to whip your ass with a riding crop whenever you've been naughty
either those are dentures or this dude's teeth are legendary
Design better guns asshat
How do you improve Perfection?
>Non-shitty trigger from the factory
>non-moronic grip angle
>better factory sights
Top three come to mind. I'm sure others can fill in the rest.
Adopt the picatinny rail standard, metal sights out of the factory, mold a proper beaver tail on the frame, better grip texture.
my god hes such an alpha. happy birthday, old chap.
why's he got such a small mouth and puffy cheeks and jowls?
he looks like an anime rapebastard
>looks
he raped every non-glock chad on /k/ anon
>he looks like an anime rapebastard
Yeah, you would know that’s supposed to look like.
Is it abnormal to consider sexual relations with an attractive woman as an unmarried man?
>unmarried
you're not a man, you're a boy
It's immoral. I've done it many times, certainly not pleased with myself.
>Yeah, you would know that’s supposed to look like.
You're damn right, also that image is hot but it needs more sex detail.
She probably rapes her horses
It's called getting old. Happens to everyone.
he definitely diddled some 12 year olds
Tfw you get so old that the hot young dickdunk that your kids gave you shit for marrying looks old
He's done more for killing Black folk than the kkk.
Huh. What are the chances that a guy named Glock ends up working for Glock. The world is a funny place.
>probably killed more Americans than Hitler by now
>they pay for the privilege
Happy birthday you ingenious motherfricker!
NO ONE'S QUICK AS GASTON
NO ONES SLICK LIKE GASTON
NO ONE'S THUMB BLEEDS INCREDIBLY THICK AS GASTON'S
Didn't that eurocuck almost get assassinated by a guy with a rubber mallet?
Glonk
https://www.forbes.com/global/2003/0331/020.html
he very nearly became Gaston Glonk
>Springing up on legs toned by miles of daily swimming, Glock thrust his enormous fist into his assailant's eye socket. As the would-be assassin staggered, Glock pounded again, knocking out a few of the man's teeth. The bloodied attacker staggered, then collapsed on top of Glock "with his arms outstretched like Jesus," according to John Paul Frising, Luxembourg's deputy attorney general, who brought attempted murder charges against the attacker, the French-born Jacques (Spartacus) Pêcheur, 67. This was how the police found the two men at 9:30 a.m. on July 27, 1999.
This reads like pasta
>attack 73-year-old man to cover up embezzlement
>turns out that the target is French Big Boss
*Austrian Big Boss
Happy birthday you old frick. You made the most boring, gay ass, lame ass brand of pistols. Thank you for sectioning off a huge portion if handgun sales and destroying part of the beauty of the weapon type with the introduction of basic b***h brutalist bricks.
Frick you and, can't believe I'm saying this unironically, frick ya mudda.
>seetheposting
lol, lmao even
But he's right.
He got that woll smoth mth
happy birthday glock
You think Glock's wiener still works?
With medication and no glaring health problems
I work at Glock and literally no one said a thing about it being his birthday. I found out from /k/
Literally responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people. The only people in a deeper circle of hell than where he is going are Stoner and Kalashnikov.
Hey get this fk out of the forum no Anti gunner needed
guns don't kill people
i kill people with guns
You lost me at “literally”.
Frick off with that cuck shit
You are as bad as anti gun cucks
Guns don't kill people, the government does
legitimately a miracle to me he's still alive. 93? goddamn
Make something different, you old frick!
>Glock 22
>it's .40
>Glock 40
>it's 10mm
>Glock 45
>it's 9mm
What the frick is his problem
See, my only problem is that the Glock 44 is in 22. The Glock 22 is in 40. The Glock 40 is in 10 like the 20. There is no Glock 10, but there is a Glock in 9 aka the 17 and 19 and 26 and 43, not including the 48 - which came out before the 44 - and the 43X, which are the same except for the ways in which they’re different. Actually they’re like the 45, which is a 9, which is the same as a 19x which is actually more like the 17 than the 19. Strangely enough the 45 came before the 44, but 45 came before 9, but not 44, so maybe that’s the logic. If you wanted a 45, you need a 36, a 41, a 30, a 21, or a 21SF, or a 30S, or a 30SF. Of course if you want Glock’s 45 you need a 37, 38 or 39. The 38 isn’t a 38, there are other 38’s. If you want a Glock, definitely get the 19 and maybe a 22 to practice with - not the 40 22, but the 44 22. The 22 won’t help you to practice with your 9 as much as a 23, which is closer to the 19. Unless your goal is competition, in which case you should have been considering a 35 or 17L or 24 or 41 or 34 which are 40 9 40 45 9 respectively. The 31 32 and 33 are actually 357’s but not the 38 357’s. They’re 357’s that are more like 9s but not like the 380 is like 9’s. If you wanted that you need a 42. And nobody likes a 42, you’re better off with a 9. And therefore try a 44 because everyone loves to work on their 9 with a 22.
It is time for you to taste dick.
well whip the lil fella out, Scooter
You mean John Glock
those fake teeth look awful
Yeah but now he can eat corn on the cob
bump
Please sell me your underwear!
which pill will he need tonight the little blue one or the little yellow ones
>He's watching his wife get banged by a big buck as a birthday present
Frick this bastard. Modern day war profiteer.
go.back.to.reddit
>Modern day war profiteer
Based, wish I could be like him
>Modern day war profiteer
Yeah, that's awesome.
Nice dubs, homosexual. Frick outta here.
All these r---it war tourists need to go. Why did these Europeans and lefties come here anyway?
Happy bday
Where’s the Glock carbine, Black person?
GASTON GLOCK ARE CONDEMNED TO HELL FOR ETERNITY.
His filthy soul will never ever passed St. Peter's gate and will goes straight down to the DEEPEST PITS OF HELL. Even Almighty God and merciful Jesus Christ will never forgive for all for all the innocent Christian dies and murdered because of his disgusting "invention". Should've staying selling shower rack.
May God will dammed this very evil cursed man and his cursed family soul forever
Wow. An accurate anti-gun info graphic. That's pretty rare.
>can fire 33 rounds in 30 seconds
amateurs
>gets rich from scaming morons with nylon springboxes
Based Glock
happy belated birthday
u think gaston glock get's gaston's girl to glock glock on gaston's wiener aka gaston glock's gaston glock?
That sounded funnier in your head than it did to anyone else.
wym
Fricking leave the company already and let the young blood make all the carbines and conversion kits and innovations you should have made years ago.
Stay young, you crazy old man.
kinda looks like picrel
pretty sure the inventor of the grenade is dead
He looks like Terry Davis.