Happy Birthday, Gaston Glock

Happy Birthday, Gaston Glock

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Happy borthday gaston glock

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They named a guy after Glock? lmoa glockgays are really fricked in the head

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Happy Birthday Gaston! dump that saggy old b***h and get a new hoe, you deserve it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      agreed she is way too old and clearly gold digger

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Kathrin's face when Glock, who dumped his ex wife for her, dumps her for an even younger woman

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        one of the many upsides of being impossibly rich

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh gnoes she gets a fortune out of the divorce and still has her life ahead of her. Truly terrible. Look at the list of the worlds richest women. Almost exclusively divorcees

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          depends on the prenup and jurisdiction

          why am i stating the obvious

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Sure, but how often are these dames tossed on their ass without a pot to piss in? It looks bad for these Uber rich types. She wouldn’t need to work a day again in her life almost assuredly

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Glock replaces existing model with new model
        >It’s exactly the same, just newer manufacture

        Oh, I’ve seen this one before.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nice.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      frick you Glock mommy is based

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >pic using in the tweet from OP's post is hanging on the back wall

        How old is that picture? Dude must old ancient now.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's clearly a different photo you frickin dolt

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >that gen 0.1 glock

        I need it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Deserves something
      >Says get a hoe
      Your are truly moronic. What he deserves is loyal, educated, and intelligent woman.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The funny thing is, by all accounts Kathrin is exactly that.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    More like Gaston Goor.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    old people with perfect pearly whites just remind me of the skeleton within them
    but happy birthday, Gaston Glock

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you have a teutonic mistress to whip your ass with a riding crop whenever you've been naughty

  7. 2 years ago
    BigC

    either those are dentures or this dude's teeth are legendary

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Design better guns asshat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How do you improve Perfection?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Non-shitty trigger from the factory
        >non-moronic grip angle
        >better factory sights
        Top three come to mind. I'm sure others can fill in the rest.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Adopt the picatinny rail standard, metal sights out of the factory, mold a proper beaver tail on the frame, better grip texture.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my god hes such an alpha. happy birthday, old chap.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why's he got such a small mouth and puffy cheeks and jowls?
    he looks like an anime rapebastard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >looks
      he raped every non-glock chad on /k/ anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he looks like an anime rapebastard
      Yeah, you would know that’s supposed to look like.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is it abnormal to consider sexual relations with an attractive woman as an unmarried man?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >unmarried
          you're not a man, you're a boy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's immoral. I've done it many times, certainly not pleased with myself.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Yeah, you would know that’s supposed to look like.
        You're damn right, also that image is hot but it needs more sex detail.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She probably rapes her horses

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's called getting old. Happens to everyone.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he definitely diddled some 12 year olds

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tfw you get so old that the hot young dickdunk that your kids gave you shit for marrying looks old

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's done more for killing Black folk than the kkk.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Huh. What are the chances that a guy named Glock ends up working for Glock. The world is a funny place.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >probably killed more Americans than Hitler by now
    >they pay for the privilege
    Happy birthday you ingenious motherfricker!

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NO ONE'S QUICK AS GASTON
    NO ONES SLICK LIKE GASTON
    NO ONE'S THUMB BLEEDS INCREDIBLY THICK AS GASTON'S

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't that eurocuck almost get assassinated by a guy with a rubber mallet?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Glonk

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Glonk

      https://www.forbes.com/global/2003/0331/020.html
      he very nearly became Gaston Glonk

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Springing up on legs toned by miles of daily swimming, Glock thrust his enormous fist into his assailant's eye socket. As the would-be assassin staggered, Glock pounded again, knocking out a few of the man's teeth. The bloodied attacker staggered, then collapsed on top of Glock "with his arms outstretched like Jesus," according to John Paul Frising, Luxembourg's deputy attorney general, who brought attempted murder charges against the attacker, the French-born Jacques (Spartacus) Pêcheur, 67. This was how the police found the two men at 9:30 a.m. on July 27, 1999.

        This reads like pasta

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >attack 73-year-old man to cover up embezzlement
          >turns out that the target is French Big Boss

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            *Austrian Big Boss

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Happy birthday you old frick. You made the most boring, gay ass, lame ass brand of pistols. Thank you for sectioning off a huge portion if handgun sales and destroying part of the beauty of the weapon type with the introduction of basic b***h brutalist bricks.

    Frick you and, can't believe I'm saying this unironically, frick ya mudda.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >seetheposting
      lol, lmao even

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But he's right.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He got that woll smoth mth

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    happy birthday glock

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You think Glock's wiener still works?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      With medication and no glaring health problems

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I work at Glock and literally no one said a thing about it being his birthday. I found out from /k/

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people. The only people in a deeper circle of hell than where he is going are Stoner and Kalashnikov.

    • 2 years ago
      Michael Malice

      Hey get this fk out of the forum no Anti gunner needed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      guns don't kill people
      i kill people with guns

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You lost me at “literally”.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off with that cuck shit
        You are as bad as anti gun cucks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Guns don't kill people, the government does

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    legitimately a miracle to me he's still alive. 93? goddamn

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Make something different, you old frick!

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Glock 22
    >it's .40

    >Glock 40
    >it's 10mm

    >Glock 45
    >it's 9mm
    What the frick is his problem

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      See, my only problem is that the Glock 44 is in 22. The Glock 22 is in 40. The Glock 40 is in 10 like the 20. There is no Glock 10, but there is a Glock in 9 aka the 17 and 19 and 26 and 43, not including the 48 - which came out before the 44 - and the 43X, which are the same except for the ways in which they’re different. Actually they’re like the 45, which is a 9, which is the same as a 19x which is actually more like the 17 than the 19. Strangely enough the 45 came before the 44, but 45 came before 9, but not 44, so maybe that’s the logic. If you wanted a 45, you need a 36, a 41, a 30, a 21, or a 21SF, or a 30S, or a 30SF. Of course if you want Glock’s 45 you need a 37, 38 or 39. The 38 isn’t a 38, there are other 38’s. If you want a Glock, definitely get the 19 and maybe a 22 to practice with - not the 40 22, but the 44 22. The 22 won’t help you to practice with your 9 as much as a 23, which is closer to the 19. Unless your goal is competition, in which case you should have been considering a 35 or 17L or 24 or 41 or 34 which are 40 9 40 45 9 respectively. The 31 32 and 33 are actually 357’s but not the 38 357’s. They’re 357’s that are more like 9s but not like the 380 is like 9’s. If you wanted that you need a 42. And nobody likes a 42, you’re better off with a 9. And therefore try a 44 because everyone loves to work on their 9 with a 22.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It is time for you to taste dick.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          well whip the lil fella out, Scooter

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You mean John Glock

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    those fake teeth look awful

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but now he can eat corn on the cob

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Please sell me your underwear!

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    which pill will he need tonight the little blue one or the little yellow ones
    >He's watching his wife get banged by a big buck as a birthday present

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick this bastard. Modern day war profiteer.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      go.back.to.reddit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Modern day war profiteer
      Based, wish I could be like him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Modern day war profiteer
      Yeah, that's awesome.
      Nice dubs, homosexual. Frick outta here.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Literally responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people. The only people in a deeper circle of hell than where he is going are Stoner and Kalashnikov.

      All these r---it war tourists need to go. Why did these Europeans and lefties come here anyway?

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Happy bday

    Where’s the Glock carbine, Black person?

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    GASTON GLOCK ARE CONDEMNED TO HELL FOR ETERNITY.

    His filthy soul will never ever passed St. Peter's gate and will goes straight down to the DEEPEST PITS OF HELL. Even Almighty God and merciful Jesus Christ will never forgive for all for all the innocent Christian dies and murdered because of his disgusting "invention". Should've staying selling shower rack.

    May God will dammed this very evil cursed man and his cursed family soul forever

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wow. An accurate anti-gun info graphic. That's pretty rare.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >can fire 33 rounds in 30 seconds

      amateurs

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >gets rich from scaming morons with nylon springboxes
    Based Glock

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    happy belated birthday

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    u think gaston glock get's gaston's girl to glock glock on gaston's wiener aka gaston glock's gaston glock?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That sounded funnier in your head than it did to anyone else.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        wym

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking leave the company already and let the young blood make all the carbines and conversion kits and innovations you should have made years ago.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stay young, you crazy old man.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kinda looks like picrel

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pretty sure the inventor of the grenade is dead

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like Terry Davis.

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