Happy Birthday, Gaston Glock

Happy Birthday, Gaston Glock

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Happy borthday gaston glock

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They named a guy after Glock? lmoa glockfags are really fucked in the head

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Happy Birthday Gaston! dump that saggy old bitch and get a new hoe, you deserve it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      agreed she is way too old and clearly gold digger

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Kathrin's face when Glock, who dumped his ex wife for her, dumps her for an even younger woman

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        one of the many upsides of being impossibly rich

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh gnoes she gets a fortune out of the divorce and still has her life ahead of her. Truly terrible. Look at the list of the worlds richest women. Almost exclusively divorcees

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          depends on the prenup and jurisdiction

          why am i stating the obvious

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sure, but how often are these dames tossed on their ass without a pot to piss in? It looks bad for these Uber rich types. She wouldn’t need to work a day again in her life almost assuredly

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Glock replaces existing model with new model
        >It’s exactly the same, just newer manufacture

        Oh, I’ve seen this one before.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nice.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fuck you Glock mommy is based

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >pic using in the tweet from OP's post is hanging on the back wall

        How old is that picture? Dude must old ancient now.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's clearly a different photo you fuckin dolt

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >that gen 0.1 glock

        I need it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Deserves something
      >Says get a hoe
      Your are truly retarded. What he deserves is loyal, educated, and intelligent woman.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The funny thing is, by all accounts Kathrin is exactly that.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More like Gaston Goor.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    old people with perfect pearly whites just remind me of the skeleton within them
    but happy birthday, Gaston Glock

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you have a teutonic mistress to whip your ass with a riding crop whenever you've been naughty

  7. 3 weeks ago
    BigC

    either those are dentures or this dude's teeth are legendary

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Design better guns asshat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do you improve Perfection?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Non-shitty trigger from the factory
        >non-retarded grip angle
        >better factory sights
        Top three come to mind. I'm sure others can fill in the rest.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Adopt the picatinny rail standard, metal sights out of the factory, mold a proper beaver tail on the frame, better grip texture.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my god hes such an alpha. happy birthday, old chap.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why's he got such a small mouth and puffy cheeks and jowls?
    he looks like an anime rapebastard

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >looks
      he raped every non-glock chad on PrepHole anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he looks like an anime rapebastard
      Yeah, you would know that’s supposed to look like.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is it abnormal to consider sexual relations with an attractive woman as an unmarried man?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >unmarried
          you're not a man, you're a boy

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's immoral. I've done it many times, certainly not pleased with myself.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Yeah, you would know that’s supposed to look like.
        You're damn right, also that image is hot but it needs more sex detail.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She probably rapes her horses

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's called getting old. Happens to everyone.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he definitely diddled some 12 year olds

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tfw you get so old that the hot young dickdunk that your kids gave you shit for marrying looks old

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's done more for killing morons than the kkk.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Huh. What are the chances that a guy named Glock ends up working for Glock. The world is a funny place.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >probably killed more Americans than Hitler by now
    >they pay for the privilege
    Happy birthday you ingenious motherfucker!

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NO ONE'S QUICK AS GASTON
    NO ONES SLICK LIKE GASTON
    NO ONE'S THUMB BLEEDS INCREDIBLY THICK AS GASTON'S

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't that eurocuck almost get assassinated by a guy with a rubber mallet?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Glonk

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Glonk

      https://www.forbes.com/global/2003/0331/020.html
      he very nearly became Gaston Glonk

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Springing up on legs toned by miles of daily swimming, Glock thrust his enormous fist into his assailant's eye socket. As the would-be assassin staggered, Glock pounded again, knocking out a few of the man's teeth. The bloodied attacker staggered, then collapsed on top of Glock "with his arms outstretched like Jesus," according to John Paul Frising, Luxembourg's deputy attorney general, who brought attempted murder charges against the attacker, the French-born Jacques (Spartacus) Pêcheur, 67. This was how the police found the two men at 9:30 a.m. on July 27, 1999.

        This reads like pasta

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >attack 73-year-old man to cover up embezzlement
          >turns out that the target is French Big Boss

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            *Austrian Big Boss

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Happy birthday you old fuck. You made the most boring, gay ass, lame ass brand of pistols. Thank you for sectioning off a huge portion if handgun sales and destroying part of the beauty of the weapon type with the introduction of basic bitch brutalist bricks.

    Fuck you and, can't believe I'm saying this unironically, fuck ya mudda.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >seetheposting
      lol, lmao even

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But he's right.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He got that woll smoth mth

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    happy birthday glock

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You think Glock's cock still works?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      With medication and no glaring health problems

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I work at Glock and literally no one said a thing about it being his birthday. I found out from PrepHole

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people. The only people in a deeper circle of hell than where he is going are Stoner and Kalashnikov.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Michael Malice

      Hey get this fk out of the forum no Anti gunner needed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      guns don't kill people
      i kill people with guns

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You lost me at “literally”.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck off with that cuck shit
        You are as bad as anti gun cucks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Guns don't kill people, the government does

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    legitimately a miracle to me he's still alive. 93? goddamn

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make something different, you old fuck!

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Glock 22
    >it's .40

    >Glock 40
    >it's 10mm

    >Glock 45
    >it's 9mm
    What the fuck is his problem

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      See, my only problem is that the Glock 44 is in 22. The Glock 22 is in 40. The Glock 40 is in 10 like the 20. There is no Glock 10, but there is a Glock in 9 aka the 17 and 19 and 26 and 43, not including the 48 - which came out before the 44 - and the 43X, which are the same except for the ways in which they’re different. Actually they’re like the 45, which is a 9, which is the same as a 19x which is actually more like the 17 than the 19. Strangely enough the 45 came before the 44, but 45 came before 9, but not 44, so maybe that’s the logic. If you wanted a 45, you need a 36, a 41, a 30, a 21, or a 21SF, or a 30S, or a 30SF. Of course if you want Glock’s 45 you need a 37, 38 or 39. The 38 isn’t a 38, there are other 38’s. If you want a Glock, definitely get the 19 and maybe a 22 to practice with - not the 40 22, but the 44 22. The 22 won’t help you to practice with your 9 as much as a 23, which is closer to the 19. Unless your goal is competition, in which case you should have been considering a 35 or 17L or 24 or 41 or 34 which are 40 9 40 45 9 respectively. The 31 32 and 33 are actually 357’s but not the 38 357’s. They’re 357’s that are more like 9s but not like the 380 is like 9’s. If you wanted that you need a 42. And nobody likes a 42, you’re better off with a 9. And therefore try a 44 because everyone loves to work on their 9 with a 22.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It is time for you to taste dick.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          well whip the lil fella out, Scooter

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You mean John Glock

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    those fake teeth look awful

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but now he can eat corn on the cob

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please sell me your underwear!

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    which pill will he need tonight the little blue one or the little yellow ones
    >He's watching his wife get banged by a big buck as a birthday present

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck this bastard. Modern day war profiteer.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      go.back.to.reddit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Modern day war profiteer
      Based, wish I could be like him

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Modern day war profiteer
      Yeah, that's awesome.
      Nice dubs, gay. Fuck outta here.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people. The only people in a deeper circle of hell than where he is going are Stoner and Kalashnikov.

      All these r---it war tourists need to go. Why did these Europeans and lefties come here anyway?

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Happy bday

    Where’s the Glock carbine, moron?

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GASTON GLOCK ARE CONDEMNED TO HELL FOR ETERNITY.

    His filthy soul will never ever passed St. Peter's gate and will goes straight down to the DEEPEST PITS OF HELL. Even Almighty God and merciful Jesus Christ will never forgive for all for all the innocent Christian dies and murdered because of his disgusting "invention". Should've staying selling shower rack.

    May God will dammed this very evil cursed man and his cursed family soul forever

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wow. An accurate anti-gun info graphic. That's pretty rare.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >can fire 33 rounds in 30 seconds

      amateurs

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gets rich from scaming retards with nylon springboxes
    Based Glock

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    happy belated birthday

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    u think gaston glock get's gaston's girl to glock glock on gaston's cock aka gaston glock's gaston glock?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That sounded funnier in your head than it did to anyone else.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wym

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fucking leave the company already and let the young blood make all the carbines and conversion kits and innovations you should have made years ago.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stay young, you crazy old man.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kinda looks like picrel

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pretty sure the inventor of the grenade is dead

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like Terry Davis.

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