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>no dragon dildo
Get some Truvada, ur gonna need it
Food guns and ammunition. Also a change of socks.
>tiny fixed blade
>a fucking butter knife
Get you a big ass Bowie knife and throw those other "knives" in the trash where it belongs, little gay boi.
^Also this, although the Leatherman is a keeper.
Lastly, no light source/flashlight/red light.
anon... why aren't you wearing pants?
obviously to save weight and be more aerodynamic
>pork and beans flopping in the wind
That's not aerodynamic at all
That’s what the duct tape is for
>Imagine limiting your movement and airflow
You need a shield and some similarly equipped friends. Also pila.
when I saw this image in the catalog I thought it was one of the Lothlorien cloaks
Real talk: get high quality waterpump pliers.
You should learn to correctly spell phrase: "Ave Caesar, morituri te salutant!". Because thats how far your CS gladius is gonna get you.
something something black people
Nigs gonna nig
Floyd riots, some autist attempteted to stop morons from robbing Louis Vuitton boutiques or something. He probably fancied himself to be next Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Alas, life is not a movie.
>risking your life to defend a multi-billion dollar fashion brand from another country
>with a gladius
where was this guys wrangler? autists shouldn't be out getting beat up like this
He's just a based and trad good ol boy trying to protect local businesses from hordes of antifa trannies
A good ol boy would have brought a gun. That's a tard.
There's a difference between the two?
I am going to end up like him if I ever try to defend my home from peaceful protesters. I just can't judge at what point I should mag dump a crowd and will get clocked by some nog I didn't see and beat to death.
Just dont go in the open if you dont have to anon, keep your back against the wall and so on. Why would you do that when you ahve a gun and can shoot from inside? That guy was just stupid sperg that got baited into pursuing morons instead of keeping himself in the entrance of the shop with his back and sides covered. His fundamental mistake - apart from going out of his basement that night - was not getting one of those chink plexi police shields. I suppose they didnt have them discounted on Amazon, kek.
Man an alternate reality where he got a few buddies all equipped with gladius and riot shields and started stabbing looters would have been absolute kino
just don't lose control of the situation he got surrounded and fell which is a death sentence in a fight but even then he should have at least curled up
running to break up the gang or standing in a doorway with shield would have been enough
It's business that usually get looted anon, cos people are drunkenly wandering around downtown like after a sports game. Your home is statistically more likely to get targeted by organized burgalers. I've seen old timer Indian dudes defend their shops by just lining up outside the store with their whole family and nodding at the crowd going by. They were packing too, but a tactical tailgate is much less of a headache than a smashed up store and manslaughter court dates cos you wanted an excuse to play vigilante.
anon the image is a fucking joke hes not actually going to carry a gladius you absolute moron
You’re already dead, PrepHole…
You’re already dead, PrepHole…
For real tho, I fucking hate lifestraws.
Yeah mate I just been hiking for 3h, my bottle is empty, you know what I want now. Fellate a fucking puddle. Fucking-a mate.
I hate hand pumping too, I carry an aquarium pump with a power bank.
Isn't that just the worst? When the life threatening emergency has a substandard brand of mineral water on offer?
Good idea mate, I'll bring my carbonation adapter and hook it up to a co2 cartridge regulator. Turn any stream into a sodastream. This is genuinely brilliant.
>Not having an alcohol stove
>No real way to boil water
For being a refugee, until someone takes that shit from you of course.
get rid of faggy folding shovel and get surplus trench shovel with wooden handle. hinges are just another point of failure. Also get an axe with a wooden handle so you can at least try to replace the handle if needed
>packs shovel, machete and hatchet.
This. Also a surplus fixed e-tool or CS Spetznaz shovel could replace the all three of those.
Lose blade, Spartacus and get Glock 19. Jesus. Fucking Academy sword. WTF?
No lube. No your ass is not ready yet.
>dollar store gladius
>including US map in an attempt hide the fact you're a eurocuck
most pathetic thread ive seen in a while
>bargain bin hatchet
>Only a bic lighter to make a fire
>or a change of socks
>or any pants whatsoever
>fundamental misunderstanding of radiation
How are you going to masturbate?
don't flash me you exhibitionist freak!
I just got this exact shovel today. Women from miles around started knocking on my door shortly afterwards asking to bear my children
Make sure to wear your mask, the Covid Jungle out there is toxic!
what type of poncho is this? looks eastern european
Hey anon, what is that poncho? It looks really comfortable, and I might like to just buy one for everyday rain wear.
Search for Polish Shelter Half on eBay and military surplus sites. Comes in 3 sizes. You need to coat it with a waterproof spray if you’re going to wear it a lot.
Flying to Poland in November. Gonna get a motorcycle and ride it to Ukraine. Probably Lviv at first?
I'm bringing a big backpack, a hunting knife, some sleeping bags and warm clothes. Might get vaccines. Anything I'm forgetting?
2 walkie-talkies? Anon you know good and well you don’t have another friend to take the other one.
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