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250 Piece Survival Gear First Aid Kit

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250 Piece Survival Gear First Aid Kit

  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >no dragon dildo

    rip

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Get some Truvada, ur gonna need it

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Food guns and ammunition. Also a change of socks.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ^This

      >tacticool gladius
      >hatchet
      >tiny fixed blade
      >a fricking butter knife
      Get you a big ass Bowie knife and throw those other "knives" in the trash where it belongs, little gay boi.

      ^Also this, although the Leatherman is a keeper.
      Lastly, no light source/flashlight/red light.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    anon... why aren't you wearing pants?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      obviously to save weight and be more aerodynamic

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >aerodynamic
        >pork and beans flopping in the wind
        That's not aerodynamic at all

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That’s what the duct tape is for

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Imagine limiting your movement and airflow

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You need a shield and some similarly equipped friends. Also pila.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    when I saw this image in the catalog I thought it was one of the Lothlorien cloaks

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tacticool gladius
    >hatchet
    >tiny fixed blade
    >a fricking butter knife
    Get you a big ass Bowie knife and throw those other "knives" in the trash where it belongs, little gay boi.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Real talk: get high quality waterpump pliers.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You should learn to correctly spell phrase: "Ave Caesar, morituri te salutant!". Because thats how far your CS gladius is gonna get you.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Context please.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        something something black people

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nigs gonna nig

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Floyd riots, some autist attempteted to stop Black folk from robbing Louis Vuitton boutiques or something. He probably fancied himself to be next Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Alas, life is not a movie.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >risking your life to defend a multi-billion dollar fashion brand from another country
          >with a gladius
          where was this guys wrangler? autists shouldn't be out getting beat up like this

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            He's just a based and trad good ol boy trying to protect local businesses from hordes of antifa trannies

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              A good ol boy would have brought a gun. That's a tard.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                There's a difference between the two?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I am going to end up like him if I ever try to defend my home from peaceful protesters. I just can't judge at what point I should mag dump a crowd and will get clocked by some nog I didn't see and beat to death.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Just dont go in the open if you dont have to anon, keep your back against the wall and so on. Why would you do that when you ahve a gun and can shoot from inside? That guy was just stupid sperg that got baited into pursuing Black folk instead of keeping himself in the entrance of the shop with his back and sides covered. His fundamental mistake - apart from going out of his basement that night - was not getting one of those chink plexi police shields. I suppose they didnt have them discounted on Amazon, kek.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Man an alternate reality where he got a few buddies all equipped with gladius and riot shields and started stabbing looters would have been absolute kino

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        just don't lose control of the situation he got surrounded and fell which is a death sentence in a fight but even then he should have at least curled up
        running to break up the gang or standing in a doorway with shield would have been enough

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's business that usually get looted anon, cos people are drunkenly wandering around downtown like after a sports game. Your home is statistically more likely to get targeted by organized burgalers. I've seen old timer Indian dudes defend their shops by just lining up outside the store with their whole family and nodding at the crowd going by. They were packing too, but a tactical tailgate is much less of a headache than a smashed up store and manslaughter court dates cos you wanted an excuse to play vigilante.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      anon the image is a fricking joke hes not actually going to carry a gladius you absolute Black person

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, I…

        https://i.imgur.com/05yTCjG.jpg

        You’re already dead, /k/…

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For real tho, I fricking hate lifestraws.
    Yeah mate I just been hiking for 3h, my bottle is empty, you know what I want now. Fellate a fricking puddle. Fricking-a mate.
    I hate hand pumping too, I carry an aquarium pump with a power bank.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that just the worst? When the life threatening emergency has a substandard brand of mineral water on offer?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Good idea mate, I'll bring my carbonation adapter and hook it up to a co2 cartridge regulator. Turn any stream into a sodastream. This is genuinely brilliant.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Not having an alcohol stove
    >No real way to boil water

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For being a refugee, until someone takes that shit from you of course.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    get rid of homosexual folding shovel and get surplus trench shovel with wooden handle. hinges are just another point of failure. Also get an axe with a wooden handle so you can at least try to replace the handle if needed

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >packs shovel, machete and hatchet.

      This. Also a surplus fixed e-tool or CS Spetznaz shovel could replace the all three of those.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lose blade, Spartacus and get Glock 19. Jesus. Fricking Academy sword. WTF?

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No lube. No your ass is not ready yet.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >dollar store gladius
    >no guns
    >including US map in an attempt hide the fact you're a eurocuck
    most pathetic thread ive seen in a while

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >gladius machete
    >bargain bin hatchet
    >Only a bic lighter to make a fire
    >no food
    >or a change of socks
    >or any pants whatsoever
    >fundamental misunderstanding of radiation

    Try again.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How are you going to jerk off?

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You’re already dead, /k/…

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      don't flash me you exhibitionist freak!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I just got this exact shovel today. Women from miles around started knocking on my door shortly afterwards asking to bear my children

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      n-nani??

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Checkmate

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Make sure to wear your mask, the Covid Jungle out there is toxic!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/bYVwala.jpg

      Checkmate

      what type of poncho is this? looks eastern european

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hey anon, what is that poncho? It looks really comfortable, and I might like to just buy one for everyday rain wear.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Search for Polish Shelter Half on eBay and military surplus sites. Comes in 3 sizes. You need to coat it with a waterproof spray if you’re going to wear it a lot.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Flying to Poland in November. Gonna get a motorcycle and ride it to Ukraine. Probably Lviv at first?

    I'm bringing a big backpack, a hunting knife, some sleeping bags and warm clothes. Might get vaccines. Anything I'm forgetting?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Stay hydrated.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    2 walkie-talkies? Anon you know good and well you don’t have another friend to take the other one.

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