Its even worse than most of the Ukr-social media centric sites.
Those Russians on the eastern flank along the river, that's a really bad place to be in and anything in front of the Dnieper side is probably going to have a real bad day along with everyone in the middle getting the big bad dicking from both ends
laugh all you want, but this traditional russian tactic of rapidly regrouping was absolutely key to breaking fall blau, by denying the germans the massive cauldrons of killed and captured russian soldiers they depended on to break the russian army. it should be somewhat concerning to the west that the russian army remembered that lesson so quickly after only the one kesselschlacht at lyman.
>biggest country in the world >has the most natural resources in the world >fifth largest military in the world >loosely allied with China and India (combined population: 2.84 billion) >in the position to blackmail Europe with essential energy exports
>can't beat an impoverished neighboring country which is 28 times smaller, flat-terrained and run by a crossdressing comedian >can't beat NATO's homosexual feminist pronoun army supplying said country with arms and advice >can't motivate own citizens to mobilize >top generals siphon the military budget to buy yachts and Harvard gender studies classes for their kids >tries to cheat by proclaiming parts of said country as Russian, nobody cares >threatens the West with nuclear weapons, turns out it was a bluff
>ends up expanding NATO >ends up strengthening the West's solidarity >ends up bolstering Ukrainian national identity >ends up pointlessly sacrificing men for the war, worsening the demographic decline >Russia may end up balkanized by the West through separatist color revolutions while China, Japan and Central Asian countries gobble up its clay
This guy had 22 years to fix Russia and turn it into a veritable superpower, yet all he did with his absolute power was give away money to his friends and oligarchs, set up a police state, and start the most embarrassing war fiasco in human history under the pretext of "RACIST TRANSGENDER ANGLO-SAXON NAZIS WHO PLUNDERED AFRICA WANT TO TURN RUSSIANS INTO homosexualS AND CANCEL US LIKE JK ROWLING".
This is, quite simply, the worst humiliation of all time.
In retrospect it was moronic. Alienate the only countries that may have been strategic allies one by one.
Secure a peninsula that you have to subsidize and is drying out without freshwater.
Secure a port for a useless shit fleet that is only used to larp as a global power, in a pond whose key NATO is in possession of anyways.
Get sanctioned (Putin claimed the, were ineffective but everyone can look at GDP graphs).
I really am surprised Strelkov hasn't been window'd at this point.
2 years ago
Anonymous
he's old guard glowBlack person, he has a lot of protection from FSB higher ups. As long as he doesn't directly criticize Putler too much, he's allowed to say what he wants as a form of controlled opposition
Strelkov also said Zelensky's humor isn't as crass as the norm.
I shudder to think what passes for comedy in Russia these days if Zelensky's acts can pass as less vulgar than that.
Strelkov would have been a much, much happier man had he been born Ukrainian. In another timeline he's jubilating and laughing at Russia everyday on Telegram.
2 years ago
Anonymous
True. Now he's a seething, sour man whose body language speaks of a total dejection.
I dunno, I thought he was a scumbag and an butthole throughout. Even if he was doing what he thought was right for Russia, he was the one who bombed those Moscow apartments in 1999 to create a false-flag excuse for going to war in Chechnya.
Any time he did something that seemed smart or was anti-globohomo, I just had to remind myself of that.
allied with China and India (combined population: 2.84 billion)
They're also loosely allied with the bulk of the Third World, which has a frickton of natural resources.
And now their entire country will be brought down over failing to conquer and keep a smidgeon of neighboring land in conventional warfare!
Daily reminder Russia is larger than Pluto. Pluto!
Putin said that the collapse of the Soviets was the "greatest catastrophe of the century" or some shit.i can't even begin to imagine how he must feel now that it's happening again but this time it's his own fault, he may just end up necking himself or worse
Putin was deplyoed in Germany when the Soviet Union went down, he never really understood why and has tried to rebuild it ever since. That's what most anons don't get here, oligarchs hold zero power in Russia, the country is run by the same FSB guys the Soviet Union was run by.
USSR was ran by the party. Internal security was the secret police branch of it but was not in full control. Berias attempt to consolidate the throne after Stalin with the height of the NKVD (KGB) power and his quick death demonstrated that.
Now the Berias are in full control as the party dissolved and was discredited.
Stalin was poisoned, by Kruschev's words he was the one responsible, but who really knows, there were many, many people around him who had a personal motive.
Beria more likely IMO. He had access to all the fancy poisons, ultimate authority based on terror and despite being a serial killer rapist he was no dummy and knew what happened to his predecessors, no matter how useful they were to Stalin. Also Stalin was prepping for another grand round of major purges which usually saw all levels get culled.
Beria totally whiffed on securing his own power afterwards then.
2 years ago
Anonymous
He had ultimate control over the NKVD but not over the party. The other politburos knew very well what will happen when the KGB takes over so they took care of him by securing the army and plotting a good old fashioned conspiracy. KGB got pegged a notch or two down too after Beria was killed.
Khrushchev was chosen as the new head precisely since in those circles he was seen as a moderate, non threatening head where the power wont concentrate into absolute terms like it did with Stalin and would have with Beria. As for bragging about killing Stalin Khrushchev talked a lot of shit and was pretty much like modern Medvedev trying to act tough to compensate his softy rep.
He's too scared to an hero. Otherwise he would have done it already instead of getting surgeries and doubling down in the hope of surviving another month.
Which is crazy, because the guy is 70 and experienced everything a human could experience. Power, money, sex with whoever he wanted, being adored, hated, envied and respected by millions etc. Why is he so scared to just let it go? Let the shmucks that bet everything on him dealnwith his frickup.
>>can't beat an impoverished neighboring country which is 28 times smaller, flat-terrained and run by a crossdressing comedian
It's not even that he can't beat them, he can't even conquer A FIFTH of their territory. It's unbelievable
I still don't understand what happened to him, he seemed smart, taking of Crimea and bogging down Ukraine with Donbass so they won't join NATO was a master stroke, he kept frustrating the western leaders with his game of "I'm not touching you" and got much of western Europe to willingly work with Russia
Then he just became a moron in February
This is so fricked because Obama was inaugurated at 55 years 5 months of age, while Trump was inaugurated at 7o years 7 months 7 days; had he been reelected, he would leave office at 77 years 7 months of age
I still don't understand what happened to him, he seemed smart, taking of Crimea and bogging down Ukraine with Donbass so they won't join NATO was a master stroke, he kept frustrating the western leaders with his game of "I'm not touching you" and got much of western Europe to willingly work with Russia
Then he just became a moron in February
He saw the cuckery in Afghanistan and the apparent disunity of the West over BLM, trannies and covid. That's probably it honestly. Maybe he also saw the US Army Emma ad
I still don't understand what happened to him, he seemed smart, taking of Crimea and bogging down Ukraine with Donbass so they won't join NATO was a master stroke, he kept frustrating the western leaders with his game of "I'm not touching you" and got much of western Europe to willingly work with Russia
Then he just became a moron in February
It's literally just because 2022 is the 100 year aniversary of the Soviet Union. Invasion preparations and gas frickery had started as far back as March 2021.
Putin thought he could pull a Crimea and take all of Ukraine in March, then do a quick blitz on Moldova and sign an act of union with Belarus.
The accidently published news articles talking about how Putin had undone the injustices of 1991 basically confirm it. He wanted to be THE GUY who restored the Russian Empire in time for the big centennial. I'm guessing he thought Trump would still be president and that the opposition would be less unified.
>schizophrenic strategy takes >corrupt and dysfunctional leadership apparatus >buys into "epic tradcon" takes >believes in numerology
Putin really is a /misc/itician
This is so fricked because Obama was inaugurated at 55 years 5 months of age, while Trump was inaugurated at 7o years 7 months 7 days; had he been reelected, he would leave office at 77 years 7 months of age
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He saw the cuckery in Afghanistan and the apparent disunity of the West over BLM, trannies and covid. That's probably it honestly. Maybe he also saw the US Army Emma ad
I still don't understand what happened to him, he seemed smart, taking of Crimea and bogging down Ukraine with Donbass so they won't join NATO was a master stroke, he kept frustrating the western leaders with his game of "I'm not touching you" and got much of western Europe to willingly work with Russia
Then he just became a moron in February
I would say its just numbers but I still act like dubs and trips are significant
Dictators end up thinking that they're infallible if they end up surrounding themselves with yesmen. It's a trend, starting all the way from Roman autocrats to Putin.
I guess he wasn't all that smart, the West is just a bunch of pussies. He pushed far enough enough that they now... well, didn't snap, but they did decide to send Ukraine some scraps.
>Donbass so they won't join NATO
wasn't Crimea already enough since it was a border dispute? donbas was an absolute kek start to finish
the separatist operation was a huge failure, they got kek'd in odessa, and FRICKING FOOTBALL HOOLIGANS FUNDED BY A LITERAL israelite btfo the separatists hardcore in 2014-5, making it a frozen conflict tying up Russia in sanctions and guaranteeing they would HAVE to escalate sooner or later, ruining any Russian soft power they would otherwise have in Ukraine.
and no, I don't think Russia could probably just escalate in 2014, Ukraine still had soviet arsenals and they haven't had 8 years of "kill nazi banderite anti-russian khokol" propaganda on TV. even with the anti-Maidan people there I'm sure the sentiment would die out rather quickly in a hot all-out war when they realise khuylo doesnt care about them
Ukraine was rearming and improving its army at a rate that was too fast for Russia to tolerate, they would have had no trouble retaking the Donbass on their own and had no intention and no reason to make any further concessions (like giving them autonomy or accepting a referendum). Putin underestimate the Ukrainian resolve to retake their territory, so he was forced to invade them to stop them from humiliating him by reintegrating the Donbass (eventually). But this is exactly what Ukraine wanted. The only way Ukraine could ever retake Crimea and then join NATO as well was in an all out war they would somehow win. They went for it and so far it is working.
He simply got outsmarted by the Ukrainians and the West's resolve to support the Ukrainians.
>But this is exactly what Ukraine wanted. The only way Ukraine could ever retake Crimea and then join NATO as well was in an all out war they would somehow win. They went for it and so far it is working.
Holy frick that part has never occurred to me.
I guess that they really will retake Crimea after all. When I saw the war going so badly when it started, I was thinking that maybe, possibly they could actually get it back, but now it actually seems pretty likely.
I can only imagine how much this would strengthen the national spirit.
i predict ukraine to become a culturally influential nation within the EU if they have a complete victory. such a victory will reinvigorate the society on every level. the war already destroyed the oligarchic structures anyway (igor kolomoisky for example was stripped ofhis nationality, and he was the main sponsor for zelensky during his presidential campaign. tymoshenko, petroshenko etc are all irrelevant. the state took control of oligarch controlled media and so on and zelensky is not the type who's able to build a dictatorship since he has no skills outside of PR). it is looking good for them.
National identities are forged by struggle, especially successful and "just" struggle, this last year of war will probably end up doing more for Ukrainian nationhood than the past millennia of mongol, tatar and russian frickery
this whole war has been the birth of the Ukrainian identity and nation for the modern era. This is their modern founders' myth. They'll become what Puccia could have become while Puccia either becomes north korea MKII or balkanizes.
If they wouldn't have a nation - they would fall in February. The trick is they had a nation and pretty strong spirit before. Now it become visible to everyone.
You are only as good as the information you get. You need other people to challenge your ideas and give you good info.
Think George Lucas and Star Wars. Episode 4 to 6? People were willing to push back and tell him, that's stupid.
Episode 1 to 3? All yes men and wiener suckers and look what we got.
Same here. Putin can be the smartest man in the room but if he keeps huffing his own farts while his men give him bad info and only say yes. All it takes is one mistake to snowball and that mistake was invading Ukraine.
>run by a crossdressing comedian
This will never stop being funny, it' almlst as funny as the fact that Ukrainians are STILL flying sorties and bombing runs.
>biggest country in the world >has the most natural resources in the world >fifth largest military in the world >loosely allied with China and India (combined population: 2.84 billion) >in the position to blackmail Europe with essential energy exports
>can't beat an impoverished neighboring country which is 28 times smaller, flat-terrained and run by a crossdressing comedian >can't beat NATO's homosexual feminist pronoun army supplying said country with arms and advice >can't motivate own citizens to mobilize >top generals siphon the military budget to buy yachts and Harvard gender studies classes for their kids >tries to cheat by proclaiming parts of said country as Russian, nobody cares >threatens the West with nuclear weapons, turns out it was a bluff
>ends up expanding NATO >ends up strengthening the West's solidarity >ends up bolstering Ukrainian national identity >ends up pointlessly sacrificing men for the war, worsening the demographic decline >Russia may end up balkanized by the West through separatist color revolutions while China, Japan and Central Asian countries gobble up its clay
This guy had 22 years to fix Russia and turn it into a veritable superpower, yet all he did with his absolute power was give away money to his friends and oligarchs, set up a police state, and start the most embarrassing war fiasco in human history under the pretext of "RACIST TRANSGENDER ANGLO-SAXON NAZIS WHO PLUNDERED AFRICA WANT TO TURN RUSSIANS INTO homosexualS AND CANCEL US LIKE JK ROWLING".
This is, quite simply, the worst humiliation of all time.
We can expand the pasta to add that some of the points from this thread, namely that they lost to 1.7% of NATO's yearly expenditure and that they can't even hold a fifth of Ukraine's territory with conventional warfare
Remember when everyone fell for his tough-guy act back in the 2010s?
It's worse than that actually. Ukraine before 2014 was a friendly nation to Russia. They wanted to be Ukrainian, but they also wanted to be friends with Russia. Look at that fricking approval rating. Fricking 98%.
But apparently that wasn't good enough for monke.
Putin is the worst, bar none, strategist of the 21st century. He started with a good army, good relations with the West which was focused on it's middle east adventures, vast reserves of a natural resource everyone needs and is willing to pay top dollar for, a friendly relationship with Ukraine but with the true touch of genius swept those obstacles aside and out of order wrought absolute chaos. We will not, with luck, see his like again.
/chug/ can't do anything but post YWNBAW and cope
like two Russians got caught sucking each other off and got bombed by a DIY drone grenade, it really can't get any more embarrassing for Russia
>YWNBAW
Its ridiculous when this becomes someones kneejerk response to anyone disagreeing with them or anything that makes them feel bad, completely devoid of context.
Rendered less than meaningless as a retort.
Remember that an artillery attack can be anything down to a single shell. Just like an infantry unit can be one guy with a sharp stick. These are not as detailed maps as it seems.
Firing at empty fields.
Still not sure what to make of the drones the Ukrainians captured, they had dslr's strapped in, I don't think those can livestream data back to anyone, so they have to literally fly the drone directly overhead of whatever they want to scout, fly it back, then download the files onto a screen they can actually watch the playback on. How useless is that kind of intel after a few minutes?
nope that's the dam bridge at mylove. dudchany has one too, but his photo was teh one at mylove. check street view on google maps, it still works for that road (or at least it did yesterday).
one town closer to the Dam Bridge
nothing else matters other than getting to that shitty Dam because then they can open up another front and threaten to actually encircle kherson
I was born in the desert
I been down for years
Jesus, come closer
I think my time is near
And I've traveled over
Dry earth and floods
Hell and high water
To bring you Mylove
Climbed over mountains
Traveled the sea
Cast out off heaven
Cast down on my knees
I've lain with the devil
Cursed god above
Forsaken heaven
To bring you Mylove
Red Alert 2 is possibly one of the most widely played games ever made in the world. I seriously wouldn't be surprised if it's starting to become more popular than it ever was.
lol frick no. You want CHYNA NUMBA WAAAAN screaming every time a new liveleak style vid about chinese industrial oopsies drops? They are doing it for free you know, not because a commissar is breathing down their necks.
lmao even their "allies" are dabbing on them. But these ricecels shouldn't get too wienery either, if Winnie Pooh loses it and does invade Taiwan these mainland twinks will be the first to flee to Mongolia and even North Korea.
>but I don't think we could ever view Russia the same again anyways.
to be completely honest, it wasn't that far away from the truth. >Red Alert >during the Soviet Campaign you see a almost child like Joseph Stalin, unsadisfied with the war, killing and getting rid of incompetent generals >same happens with Ra2
>Gentle reminder that RA1 has Russia and Ukraine as separate factions >in case you have some itch to nuke some ruskies
Boy, Ra2 mods about this conflict are going to be fricking lit.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Ukraine had a seperate seat at the UN even though it was apart of the soviet union, though honestly that was probably so they could have an extra vote.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>that was probably so they could have an extra vote.
It was, Soviets tried to get a seat for each of their republics and the burgers called them out on it threatening to get a seat for each state in the US.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Russia now have paradrops >can be deployed to water
They're going to have to buff the Ukrainian Military in stalker 2 to reflect what these mad lads pulled off. Replace the old shitty military with VDV dicking around in the zone. Everyone wins.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I don't think the military will be a hostile faction in STALKER 2. That would be in bad taste and would be terrible optics for both PR and sales.
Also, I'm expecting some war easter eggs, like the Red Forest trenches.
2 years ago
Anonymous
nah, I mean they won't be, but they still have to be buffed when they do get into firefights with Puccia's paper army lmao, obviously they aren't going to be enemies
2 years ago
Anonymous
Dont you play as a soldier in CoP? Plus if you read the translation of the soldiers those poor guys are some of the most sympathetic faction. Basically they are just get sent there to get rid of them. which makes sense when you see the state the Ukranian military was in when the games were being made.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You play as SBU, but yes, the military is friendly there, and they have a very cozy base in Pripyat.
2 years ago
Anonymous
yeah you're SBU
fun fact: even in the SoC ukrainian dub, the bandits and Duty (ex-military mercenary larpers) speak R*ssian. what did they mean by this?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Aren't basically all of the STALKER 2 devteam part of the Ukrainian military at this point?
> ..that amazing city of alchemists and poets, mechanics and astronomers, philosophers and physicians, the heart of the only civilization in Middle-earth to bet on rational knowledge and bravely pitch its barely adolescent technology against ancient magic. The shining tower of the Barad-dûr citadel rose over the plains of Mordor almost as high as Orodruin like a monument to Man – free Man who had politely but firmly declined the guardianship of the Dwellers on High and started living by his own reason. It was a challenge to the bone-headed aggressive West, which was still picking lice in its log ‘castles’ to the monotonous chanting of scalds extolling the wonders of never-existing Númenor.
the irony is that the elves and numenoreans both had unmatched lore and might both in magic and arms during the second age. The only reason things went to shit was because of the arrogance of the Numenorean kings when they decided they wouldn't respect the Ban of the Valar and started treating the elves and elf friends like shit.
to be fair the ban of the valar is fricking moronic
2 years ago
Anonymous
not technically. The fate of the humans isn't supposed to be the same as the elves. They don't enter the halls of Mandos when they die, but go somewhere beyond the confines of the world. I think that's the reasoning why humans aren't permitted to set foot on Aman, with certain exceptions like Earendil was.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I wonder, where do orcs go when they die? My personal guess would be either to halls of Mandos, like elves, or just disappearing forever.
I doubt it, they are still trying to push the Fascism meme on Ukraine and the rest of the world even today. Guess it's hard to accept that you're the bad guys and your nation is rotten beyond believe.
it's almost like if you act like rapists and murderers, people will dehumanize you and call you subhumans and orcs. Don't do that, and maybe you'll have some respect from your opponents.
>It's hilarious how everything got suddenly worse for Putin the second he declared annexation
it was probably other way around - he declared annexation as a last ditch effort to rally the troops in patriotic defense of the motherland.
And whilst you morons are babbling about Putin the ZSU has taken 3 more villages, everything down to Velyka Oleksandrivka is back under Ukraine, Davidy Bryd next.
no, when faced with certain doom and overwhelming odds and a need to prevent their retreating army from being overrun, the iraqi republican guard stayed and fought. These guys can’t even do that.
but of course, denying one of the Piskeys is denying the ukies control of the Piskey Superfortress, a brilliant stratagem of the likes we never will see again
Pisky has become a Stalingrad-tier prestige objective and it's very funny
>the russians are making gains around god damn PISKY
Didnt they actually take it 1 month ago
I remember Shoigu saying this
but of course, denying one of the Piskeys is denying the ukies control of the Piskey Superfortress, a brilliant stratagem of the likes we never will see again
He who controls PISKY SUPERFORTRESS controls the fate of the world...
https://i.imgur.com/R6ZLn4g.jpg
the FOOL, does he not know that the orb morphed into a watermelon?
The Pisky Superfortress is the key to controlling the world, but only if all Pisky are in one country's possession and only with the command orb, prviously lost, now in ukrainian hands
It has the capability of making the finno-korean hyperwar look like a small skirmish
There are seven Piss Keys total, which possess great power even by themselves, and together they can open the last stash of Indo-Aryan gods on Earth, also known as Pisky Trans-dimensional Superfortress. Ukies currently have 3-4 of them, Russians have 2, the location of the rest is unknown to public. Whoever would possess all seven, would become unstoppable.
Hyperdimension Superfortress Pisky is a tiny and now uninhabited village on the Donetsk front that was only captured by the Russians after months of all-out assaults despite it being a stone's throw from Donetsk city and having no natural defenses.
>76th VDV rushed to plug hole on eastern flank >now western flank around Davidy breed is open
It's like nazi Germany on the Eastern front. It's untenable
the people who were supposed to try to stem the economic bleeding by doing their jobs ended up getting drafted to die in war, no foreign investment, rubble in shambles, and the fact they can't actually produce many important things like screws or ball bearings that they were importing. For frick's sake, Puccia can't even make NEEDLES. that's how bad it is.
honestly man this sucks for Ukraine even if they win, victory isnt going to bring their fathers, mothers, or siblings back. Only thing they can do know is make every subhuman asiatic west of ural extinct.
Most of those nukes are very likely useless now, hell the rockets themselves might be too rusted to actually reach the destinations. It's a suicidal action, he might hit a few major cities just because of the sheer number of them, but I'm guessing everyone else will be fine.
The israelites ruined their own Apocalypse by making Russia incapable of anything through their own greed, at this point the entire Alt-israelite is an interesting failed experiment.
So where's the next defensive line from now on? Ryber seems to believe that Beryslav is the regroup point for the ruskies, but there isn't much in the way of natural barriers in that area. Novokairy has an inlet with a bridge that could be blown, but since the ukes control Davydiv Brid (and by extension the road that leads to beryslav from the northwest) now both Beryslav and Novokairy could be at risk of encirclement.
Snihurivka-Kozatske maybe? There seems to be a major road there that could act as a stronghold.
Beryslav is basically their last chance. If that gets taken, Chaplynka airfield near it comes within range of HATO artillery and HIMARS. No more fire support or harassment of civilians from that direction.
Does Lanchester's law apply here? It seems like the more the lines collapse, the faster the ukrainian advances are, and vice versa. Like a positive feedback loop.
it's happening now, haven't you been paying attention? ukraine was at mylove yesterday, the battle showed up on FIRMS. They've already pushed around and through overnight. all these towns you're seeing liberated happened 2 days ago (48hr opsec rule).
I've always kept 6 months of dry food and a month of water at hand, plus cooking gas (and a hobo cooker) to last a couple months. This is called basic prepping and the government encourages everyone to do it. Most people are too stupid, however.
I wish I could do that now but it's too late. I'm not prepped at all. If things turn to shit then I have no way to cook or clean water. Even if I have electricity the food will last 2 weeks ;_;
Buy rice, lentils and macaroni in bulk. Food is probably way cheaper wherever you live, and 1€ of macaroni gives me three days of food in a survival situation.
Buy those 5-10 liter containers of water. As many as you can and handle. Keep them out of sunlight.
This guy reporting that Mylove might be the next line but that seems ludicrous to me. With the Ukes in Davydiv Brid they're way too exposed, that's a massive encirclement risk
Mylove was going to be the line with Dudchany down, but I guess that was with the expectation that Davydiv Brid wouldn't fall. It's actually untenable now unless they want to festung it.
>Mylove might be the next line
they're already past mylove and maneuvering around novokairy now, should be fighting at beryslav tonight or tomorrow. there's an actual bridge at novokairy, most of the novokairy bridge is earthen but not all of it, there's a 40m stretch that's a traditional bridge.
>Gets paid a good wage to write absolute nonsense, not very well
Jesus Christ this pisses me off. I wish I had the lack of moral integrity required to be a contrarian journalist.
Now he looks like an Indian (Russia's no. 1 simps) with that dot on his forehead.
Wow if Rybar admits to that much lost territory then it must be really bad
Its even worse than most of the Ukr-social media centric sites.
Those Russians on the eastern flank along the river, that's a really bad place to be in and anything in front of the Dnieper side is probably going to have a real bad day along with everyone in the middle getting the big bad dicking from both ends
laugh all you want, but this traditional russian tactic of rapidly regrouping was absolutely key to breaking fall blau, by denying the germans the massive cauldrons of killed and captured russian soldiers they depended on to break the russian army. it should be somewhat concerning to the west that the russian army remembered that lesson so quickly after only the one kesselschlacht at lyman.
The point is that they are leaving behind tons of vehicles and equipment. It's not regrouping, is running away.
yes, we did the same thing during fall blau as well. we just restocked with...o fug...
>we're seeing the rebirth of a country in real time
>One country born, one country dying
Ukraine will rise like the phoenix
Today I will remind them
>biggest country in the world
>has the most natural resources in the world
>fifth largest military in the world
>loosely allied with China and India (combined population: 2.84 billion)
>in the position to blackmail Europe with essential energy exports
>can't beat an impoverished neighboring country which is 28 times smaller, flat-terrained and run by a crossdressing comedian
>can't beat NATO's homosexual feminist pronoun army supplying said country with arms and advice
>can't motivate own citizens to mobilize
>top generals siphon the military budget to buy yachts and Harvard gender studies classes for their kids
>tries to cheat by proclaiming parts of said country as Russian, nobody cares
>threatens the West with nuclear weapons, turns out it was a bluff
>ends up expanding NATO
>ends up strengthening the West's solidarity
>ends up bolstering Ukrainian national identity
>ends up pointlessly sacrificing men for the war, worsening the demographic decline
>Russia may end up balkanized by the West through separatist color revolutions while China, Japan and Central Asian countries gobble up its clay
This guy had 22 years to fix Russia and turn it into a veritable superpower, yet all he did with his absolute power was give away money to his friends and oligarchs, set up a police state, and start the most embarrassing war fiasco in human history under the pretext of "RACIST TRANSGENDER ANGLO-SAXON NAZIS WHO PLUNDERED AFRICA WANT TO TURN RUSSIANS INTO homosexualS AND CANCEL US LIKE JK ROWLING".
This is, quite simply, the worst humiliation of all time.
it's funny because it's true
Remember when everyone fell for his tough-guy act back in the 2010s?
To be fair, at the time the whole Crimea land grab seemed really fricking slick.
it was real slick
the banan he slipped on afterwards was also real slick
sadly for the russian people you cant cure braindamage
it was slick because obama did frickall about it
In retrospect it was moronic. Alienate the only countries that may have been strategic allies one by one.
Secure a peninsula that you have to subsidize and is drying out without freshwater.
Secure a port for a useless shit fleet that is only used to larp as a global power, in a pond whose key NATO is in possession of anyways.
Get sanctioned (Putin claimed the, were ineffective but everyone can look at GDP graphs).
It's absolutely embarrassing.
never fight a clown
if you win it's no big deal
but if you lose, it's a fricking embarassment
In all seriousness, very wise advice
Don't wrestle a pig in the mud, you will get dirty and the pig likes it.
lmao, Putin really wrestled a pig in the mud and lost
>he who honks last, honks best
The former clown became a strong leader - and vice-versa.
Strelkov said as much in a backhanded compliment to Zelensky sometime last month. Indirectly called Putin a clown at the same time.
I really am surprised Strelkov hasn't been window'd at this point.
he's old guard glowBlack person, he has a lot of protection from FSB higher ups. As long as he doesn't directly criticize Putler too much, he's allowed to say what he wants as a form of controlled opposition
Strelkov also said Zelensky's humor isn't as crass as the norm.
I shudder to think what passes for comedy in Russia these days if Zelensky's acts can pass as less vulgar than that.
Strelkov would have been a much, much happier man had he been born Ukrainian. In another timeline he's jubilating and laughing at Russia everyday on Telegram.
True. Now he's a seething, sour man whose body language speaks of a total dejection.
>He will be laughing still... at the end
>Prodigious size alone does not dissuade the sharpened blade
>clown ends up being a very serious threat
ah like the good ol days of SS13
>CAPTAIN'S A CONDOM
-Zelensky
>President Zelensky greeting invading Russian forces - Battle of Kyiv
morons are still falling for it.
I remember when I fell for it back during the mid 2000s. Probably what saved me from becoming an unironic fascist kek
I dunno, I thought he was a scumbag and an butthole throughout. Even if he was doing what he thought was right for Russia, he was the one who bombed those Moscow apartments in 1999 to create a false-flag excuse for going to war in Chechnya.
Any time he did something that seemed smart or was anti-globohomo, I just had to remind myself of that.
possibly the best summary I've ever read, should be on the cover of Time
Also all the NATO countries and even non NATO countries realizing they can't cut their defense budget that much and start to invest more into it.
allied with China and India (combined population: 2.84 billion)
They're also loosely allied with the bulk of the Third World, which has a frickton of natural resources.
And now their entire country will be brought down over failing to conquer and keep a smidgeon of neighboring land in conventional warfare!
Daily reminder Russia is larger than Pluto. Pluto!
Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.
Is that the image with Susu?
Putin said that the collapse of the Soviets was the "greatest catastrophe of the century" or some shit.i can't even begin to imagine how he must feel now that it's happening again but this time it's his own fault, he may just end up necking himself or worse
hitler bunker speedrun any%
Putin was deplyoed in Germany when the Soviet Union went down, he never really understood why and has tried to rebuild it ever since. That's what most anons don't get here, oligarchs hold zero power in Russia, the country is run by the same FSB guys the Soviet Union was run by.
hes not actually trying to get the soviet union back just the empire part, he hates Lenin for example despite him basically founding the thing
USSR was ran by the party. Internal security was the secret police branch of it but was not in full control. Berias attempt to consolidate the throne after Stalin with the height of the NKVD (KGB) power and his quick death demonstrated that.
Now the Berias are in full control as the party dissolved and was discredited.
I think he might unironically kys himself, or go by the way of Stalin, dying from a stress-induced medical event in a pool of his own piss.
Stalin was poisoned, by Kruschev's words he was the one responsible, but who really knows, there were many, many people around him who had a personal motive.
Stalin's death was 100% consistent with a stroke caused by unmanaged high blood pressure.
It's also consistent with warfarin poisoning.
Beria more likely IMO. He had access to all the fancy poisons, ultimate authority based on terror and despite being a serial killer rapist he was no dummy and knew what happened to his predecessors, no matter how useful they were to Stalin. Also Stalin was prepping for another grand round of major purges which usually saw all levels get culled.
Beria totally whiffed on securing his own power afterwards then.
He had ultimate control over the NKVD but not over the party. The other politburos knew very well what will happen when the KGB takes over so they took care of him by securing the army and plotting a good old fashioned conspiracy. KGB got pegged a notch or two down too after Beria was killed.
Khrushchev was chosen as the new head precisely since in those circles he was seen as a moderate, non threatening head where the power wont concentrate into absolute terms like it did with Stalin and would have with Beria. As for bragging about killing Stalin Khrushchev talked a lot of shit and was pretty much like modern Medvedev trying to act tough to compensate his softy rep.
He's too scared to an hero. Otherwise he would have done it already instead of getting surgeries and doubling down in the hope of surviving another month.
Which is crazy, because the guy is 70 and experienced everything a human could experience. Power, money, sex with whoever he wanted, being adored, hated, envied and respected by millions etc. Why is he so scared to just let it go? Let the shmucks that bet everything on him dealnwith his frickup.
Well put.
I wonder if that was Dedovshchina or an honest intimate exchange?
>>can't beat an impoverished neighboring country which is 28 times smaller, flat-terrained and run by a crossdressing comedian
It's not even that he can't beat them, he can't even conquer A FIFTH of their territory. It's unbelievable
“Z” = “shambolic loser”
A few years from now even looking at that letter will cause your average Russia to break out into a sweat
>“Z” = “shambolic loser”
I you only knew how right you are (picrel)
I still don't understand what happened to him, he seemed smart, taking of Crimea and bogging down Ukraine with Donbass so they won't join NATO was a master stroke, he kept frustrating the western leaders with his game of "I'm not touching you" and got much of western Europe to willingly work with Russia
Then he just became a moron in February
Considering he started it on the palindromic date of 22/02/2022, it may have been a numerological ritual
This is so fricked because Obama was inaugurated at 55 years 5 months of age, while Trump was inaugurated at 7o years 7 months 7 days; had he been reelected, he would leave office at 77 years 7 months of age
He saw the cuckery in Afghanistan and the apparent disunity of the West over BLM, trannies and covid. That's probably it honestly. Maybe he also saw the US Army Emma ad
Yeah, Afghanistan was probably it. But instead of just doing the smart thing like China and using the opportunity to posture, he went full banan.
why would he have left office before the full 8 years?
That ad was a 5d chess move by NATO to make the ruskies think now was the time to strike.
It's literally just because 2022 is the 100 year aniversary of the Soviet Union. Invasion preparations and gas frickery had started as far back as March 2021.
Putin thought he could pull a Crimea and take all of Ukraine in March, then do a quick blitz on Moldova and sign an act of union with Belarus.
The accidently published news articles talking about how Putin had undone the injustices of 1991 basically confirm it. He wanted to be THE GUY who restored the Russian Empire in time for the big centennial. I'm guessing he thought Trump would still be president and that the opposition would be less unified.
uhh but war started on the 24th?
To dust off a rather dated meme; Kek willed this travesty of a war effort?
>schizophrenic strategy takes
>corrupt and dysfunctional leadership apparatus
>buys into "epic tradcon" takes
>believes in numerology
Putin really is a /misc/itician
I would say its just numbers but I still act like dubs and trips are significant
He was supposed to start before the Olympics but Xi said no.
Dictators end up thinking that they're infallible if they end up surrounding themselves with yesmen. It's a trend, starting all the way from Roman autocrats to Putin.
One too many master strokes
FSB fed him bad info, he genuinely thought that Ukraine was going to just collapse like operation storm-333 in Afghanistan.
Maybe he saw the absolute shitshow that was Afghanistan rout and thought now is the time again.
After all Biden was in office during Crimea.
Only a foreigner thinks being a VP is being “in office.”
I guess he wasn't all that smart, the West is just a bunch of pussies. He pushed far enough enough that they now... well, didn't snap, but they did decide to send Ukraine some scraps.
>Donbass so they won't join NATO
wasn't Crimea already enough since it was a border dispute? donbas was an absolute kek start to finish
the separatist operation was a huge failure, they got kek'd in odessa, and FRICKING FOOTBALL HOOLIGANS FUNDED BY A LITERAL israelite btfo the separatists hardcore in 2014-5, making it a frozen conflict tying up Russia in sanctions and guaranteeing they would HAVE to escalate sooner or later, ruining any Russian soft power they would otherwise have in Ukraine.
and no, I don't think Russia could probably just escalate in 2014, Ukraine still had soviet arsenals and they haven't had 8 years of "kill nazi banderite anti-russian khokol" propaganda on TV. even with the anti-Maidan people there I'm sure the sentiment would die out rather quickly in a hot all-out war when they realise khuylo doesnt care about them
Ukraine was rearming and improving its army at a rate that was too fast for Russia to tolerate, they would have had no trouble retaking the Donbass on their own and had no intention and no reason to make any further concessions (like giving them autonomy or accepting a referendum). Putin underestimate the Ukrainian resolve to retake their territory, so he was forced to invade them to stop them from humiliating him by reintegrating the Donbass (eventually). But this is exactly what Ukraine wanted. The only way Ukraine could ever retake Crimea and then join NATO as well was in an all out war they would somehow win. They went for it and so far it is working.
He simply got outsmarted by the Ukrainians and the West's resolve to support the Ukrainians.
>But this is exactly what Ukraine wanted. The only way Ukraine could ever retake Crimea and then join NATO as well was in an all out war they would somehow win. They went for it and so far it is working.
Holy frick that part has never occurred to me.
I guess that they really will retake Crimea after all. When I saw the war going so badly when it started, I was thinking that maybe, possibly they could actually get it back, but now it actually seems pretty likely.
I can only imagine how much this would strengthen the national spirit.
i predict ukraine to become a culturally influential nation within the EU if they have a complete victory. such a victory will reinvigorate the society on every level. the war already destroyed the oligarchic structures anyway (igor kolomoisky for example was stripped ofhis nationality, and he was the main sponsor for zelensky during his presidential campaign. tymoshenko, petroshenko etc are all irrelevant. the state took control of oligarch controlled media and so on and zelensky is not the type who's able to build a dictatorship since he has no skills outside of PR). it is looking good for them.
National identities are forged by struggle, especially successful and "just" struggle, this last year of war will probably end up doing more for Ukrainian nationhood than the past millennia of mongol, tatar and russian frickery
>igor kolomoisky for example was stripped of his nationality
What, really?
yup
Looking forward to them rebuilding their agrarian sector after the war, maybe even bigger than before.
this whole war has been the birth of the Ukrainian identity and nation for the modern era. This is their modern founders' myth. They'll become what Puccia could have become while Puccia either becomes north korea MKII or balkanizes.
I welcome my almost unhingedly patriotic eastern euro brothers
>this whole war
Warcrimes like that can galvanize people to resist even further.
If they wouldn't have a nation - they would fall in February. The trick is they had a nation and pretty strong spirit before. Now it become visible to everyone.
Damn, from this
to this
in only 8 years.
She's so pale and pretty
You are only as good as the information you get. You need other people to challenge your ideas and give you good info.
Think George Lucas and Star Wars. Episode 4 to 6? People were willing to push back and tell him, that's stupid.
Episode 1 to 3? All yes men and wiener suckers and look what we got.
Same here. Putin can be the smartest man in the room but if he keeps huffing his own farts while his men give him bad info and only say yes. All it takes is one mistake to snowball and that mistake was invading Ukraine.
>run by a crossdressing comedian
This will never stop being funny, it' almlst as funny as the fact that Ukrainians are STILL flying sorties and bombing runs.
I read the entire pasta every time, it's just so satisfying
His greatest feint was that he was a good leader.
I'm keeping this.
We can expand the pasta to add that some of the points from this thread, namely that they lost to 1.7% of NATO's yearly expenditure and that they can't even hold a fifth of Ukraine's territory with conventional warfare
It's worse than that actually. Ukraine before 2014 was a friendly nation to Russia. They wanted to be Ukrainian, but they also wanted to be friends with Russia. Look at that fricking approval rating. Fricking 98%.
But apparently that wasn't good enough for monke.
Putin is the worst, bar none, strategist of the 21st century. He started with a good army, good relations with the West which was focused on it's middle east adventures, vast reserves of a natural resource everyone needs and is willing to pay top dollar for, a friendly relationship with Ukraine but with the true touch of genius swept those obstacles aside and out of order wrought absolute chaos. We will not, with luck, see his like again.
>Russians hated ukraine even during the calmest years
Spiteful b***hes
This pasta kills zigger shills. Yesterday someone posted it on /chug/ and they had no response besides copeposting. They can't counter it.
/chug/ can't do anything but post YWNBAW and cope
like two Russians got caught sucking each other off and got bombed by a DIY drone grenade, it really can't get any more embarrassing for Russia
>YWNBAW
Its ridiculous when this becomes someones kneejerk response to anyone disagreeing with them or anything that makes them feel bad, completely devoid of context.
Rendered less than meaningless as a retort.
If you had posted this a year ago everyone would have told you to take your meds.
Take ur meds bro
Two more weeks
cope and seethe homosexual
T. Time Traveler from the past
>in the position to blackmail Europe with essential energy exports
Ye olde Anglosaxons took care of that
uhh Ukraine has another crossing on the river? Near Novodmitrovka
>all those artillery attacks
>still able to break their lines
What are the ruskis really doing?
>What are the ruskis really doing?
krokodil
Remember that an artillery attack can be anything down to a single shell. Just like an infantry unit can be one guy with a sharp stick. These are not as detailed maps as it seems.
New vision just dropped
Sucking dicks
Firing at empty fields.
Still not sure what to make of the drones the Ukrainians captured, they had dslr's strapped in, I don't think those can livestream data back to anyone, so they have to literally fly the drone directly overhead of whatever they want to scout, fly it back, then download the files onto a screen they can actually watch the playback on. How useless is that kind of intel after a few minutes?
counter-referendum has finally started?
>126th Coastal Defense Brigade wants to get off Mr. Bonechenko's Wild Ride
>WHY are you running
What are the tactical implications of capturing Mylove?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mylove
ain't another woman that can take your spot, Mylove
You receive my heart 😉
Probably this crossing
didnt know there was a crossing there
i thought the Dam Bridge was the closest crossing for Ukies to reach right now?
check the map, thats the dam bridge at Dudchany, it's over an inlet, not over the Dnepr itself.
nope that's the dam bridge at mylove. dudchany has one too, but his photo was teh one at mylove. check street view on google maps, it still works for that road (or at least it did yesterday).
one town closer to the Dam Bridge
nothing else matters other than getting to that shitty Dam because then they can open up another front and threaten to actually encircle kherson
Yesterday ManLove was heavily attacked
I saw the webm
>Ukrainians are blowing up all of Russia's love
Have we been supporting the baddies...?
>two conscripts expressing their love
>ukrainians drop a grenade on them
heartless and cruel
Wouldn't have been a problem if they stayed at home to suck wiener.
It was staged with surplus nato realdolls
What do you think the last thing was that went through his mind?
Smoldering wiener propelled by the blast.
>What do you think the last thing was that went through his mind
Several pieces of shrapnel, most likely
haunted cumshot
The vengeful spirit of semen semenchenko
BABY DONT HURT ME
NO MORE
NATO artillery will be in range of the bridge crossing
An excellent artist
I was born in the desert
I been down for years
Jesus, come closer
I think my time is near
And I've traveled over
Dry earth and floods
Hell and high water
To bring you Mylove
Climbed over mountains
Traveled the sea
Cast out off heaven
Cast down on my knees
I've lain with the devil
Cursed god above
Forsaken heaven
To bring you Mylove
Ziggers on suicide watch
>wrote control Davidy Broch
Cope
>reminder russian soldiers goes on telegram to ask for fricking airsupport
What's the whale emoji on Telegram for? Never understood it
It counts as two thumbs up when requesting air support.
Suicide.
In relation to the Blue Whale challenge
Novomykolaivka, Kehrson Oblast status: Liberated!
Seems like Russia is really abandooning the entire northern front in Kherson.
what? no way dude. the offensive has been crushed.
they stopped posting e-girls or what in their cope general?
>Seems like Russia is really abandooning the entire northern front in Kherson.
Can I get a map without all the moon runes pls?
Just learn it you lazy imbecile. Takes about 2 hours.
>that red arrow
No Rybar! It's going the wrong way!
vatnik sisters.. even the chinks are making fun of us
Fresh Chang bants? Yes please.
>Ivan, you're mobilized
>But I don't have legs
>It's fine, it's a partial mobilization
Lmao, bugs bringing the bants
Fricking hell that's amazing
>but i don't have legs
>its fine, it's a partial mobilization
lmao
Can't wait for their take on the whole killer blowjob situation.
>broke: hide in fridge to avoid mobilization
>woke: hide in fridge to train cold resistance in advance of inevitable winter operations
>Conscript: $100
>Attack dog: $200
Hey I know that reference.
Red Alert 2 is possibly one of the most widely played games ever made in the world. I seriously wouldn't be surprised if it's starting to become more popular than it ever was.
>"I'm under 65!"
>cop jumps in the river
When Chang bants he bants for real.
imagine how much funnier the internet would be if the chinese were allowed to let loose on the global web
>10 times as much butthurt shills everywhere
gonna need a replacement for vatniks who were mobilized
lol frick no. You want CHYNA NUMBA WAAAAN screaming every time a new liveleak style vid about chinese industrial oopsies drops? They are doing it for free you know, not because a commissar is breathing down their necks.
Not him but I find the thought of glavset squaring against the wumao/bamao army hilarious
We would reach critical mass of shilling
That would be the apocalypse, the ones which sneak out are already completely fricking unbearable.
is this the Taiwanese?
That's the best bit, them's mainlanders
It's a chinese language site, so it's a mix of mostly mainlanders, with some taiwanese and overseas chinese. The site itself is ran on the mainland.
got any of these from Taiwanese media sites?
>it's fine, it's a partial mobilization
my fricking sides
kek
lmao even their "allies" are dabbing on them. But these ricecels shouldn't get too wienery either, if Winnie Pooh loses it and does invade Taiwan these mainland twinks will be the first to flee to Mongolia and even North Korea.
>bantz hotter than szechuan cuisine
For once you did good, Chang.
is that a heckin rick and mortar referenc?????
this one's my favorite
Novgorod will finally get their revenge.
>Conscript 100$ Attack Dog 200$
Heh, the chink made a Red Alert joke
Shame EA killed Westwood, but I don't think we could ever view Russia the same again anyways.
>but I don't think we could ever view Russia the same again anyways.
to be completely honest, it wasn't that far away from the truth.
>Red Alert
>during the Soviet Campaign you see a almost child like Joseph Stalin, unsadisfied with the war, killing and getting rid of incompetent generals
>same happens with Ra2
Gentle reminder that RA1 has Russia and Ukraine as separate factions
in case you have some itch to nuke some ruskies
>Gentle reminder that RA1 has Russia and Ukraine as separate factions
>in case you have some itch to nuke some ruskies
Boy, Ra2 mods about this conflict are going to be fricking lit.
Ukraine had a seperate seat at the UN even though it was apart of the soviet union, though honestly that was probably so they could have an extra vote.
>that was probably so they could have an extra vote.
It was, Soviets tried to get a seat for each of their republics and the burgers called them out on it threatening to get a seat for each state in the US.
>Russia now have paradrops
>can be deployed to water
They're going to have to buff the Ukrainian Military in stalker 2 to reflect what these mad lads pulled off. Replace the old shitty military with VDV dicking around in the zone. Everyone wins.
I don't think the military will be a hostile faction in STALKER 2. That would be in bad taste and would be terrible optics for both PR and sales.
Also, I'm expecting some war easter eggs, like the Red Forest trenches.
nah, I mean they won't be, but they still have to be buffed when they do get into firefights with Puccia's paper army lmao, obviously they aren't going to be enemies
Dont you play as a soldier in CoP? Plus if you read the translation of the soldiers those poor guys are some of the most sympathetic faction. Basically they are just get sent there to get rid of them. which makes sense when you see the state the Ukranian military was in when the games were being made.
You play as SBU, but yes, the military is friendly there, and they have a very cozy base in Pripyat.
yeah you're SBU
fun fact: even in the SoC ukrainian dub, the bandits and Duty (ex-military mercenary larpers) speak R*ssian. what did they mean by this?
Aren't basically all of the STALKER 2 devteam part of the Ukrainian military at this point?
Conscript reporting
>Heh, the chink made a Red Alert joke
C&C is fricking huge in China.
>ivan you're mobilized
>but I don't have legs
>it's fine, it's a partial mobilization
Source on the video?
Who are the elves?
Ukies, I imagine. They check what locals accepted the Russian meme passports.
Orcs. Elves.
We told you Russians love marvel and capeshit. Apparently they also love LOTR.
Except in the case of LotR they completely misinterpreted it and self identified with the orcs.
>calling Ukies elves
kek
Thanks for the compliment orcs.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Ringbearer
So they portray themselves as the losers?
At least they aren't lying.
> ..that amazing city of alchemists and poets, mechanics and astronomers, philosophers and physicians, the heart of the only civilization in Middle-earth to bet on rational knowledge and bravely pitch its barely adolescent technology against ancient magic. The shining tower of the Barad-dûr citadel rose over the plains of Mordor almost as high as Orodruin like a monument to Man – free Man who had politely but firmly declined the guardianship of the Dwellers on High and started living by his own reason. It was a challenge to the bone-headed aggressive West, which was still picking lice in its log ‘castles’ to the monotonous chanting of scalds extolling the wonders of never-existing Númenor.
the irony is that the elves and numenoreans both had unmatched lore and might both in magic and arms during the second age. The only reason things went to shit was because of the arrogance of the Numenorean kings when they decided they wouldn't respect the Ban of the Valar and started treating the elves and elf friends like shit.
That fanfiction was made before the Silmarillion was publish
to be fair the ban of the valar is fricking moronic
not technically. The fate of the humans isn't supposed to be the same as the elves. They don't enter the halls of Mandos when they die, but go somewhere beyond the confines of the world. I think that's the reasoning why humans aren't permitted to set foot on Aman, with certain exceptions like Earendil was.
I wonder, where do orcs go when they die? My personal guess would be either to halls of Mandos, like elves, or just disappearing forever.
does intelectually honest russians even exist?
I doubt it, they are still trying to push the Fascism meme on Ukraine and the rest of the world even today. Guess it's hard to accept that you're the bad guys and your nation is rotten beyond believe.
it's almost like if you act like rapists and murderers, people will dehumanize you and call you subhumans and orcs. Don't do that, and maybe you'll have some respect from your opponents.
holy shit
Kinda bummed, I finally figured out where the Zap NPP is, and it's on the other side of the river. Still won't be liberated until they cross over.
>The backwards advance
Things getting spicy.
Other maps
I remember when the red cope arrows were drawn advancing.
the anus is clenching
It's hilarious how everything got suddenly worse for Putin the second he declared annexation
>It's hilarious how everything got suddenly worse for Putin the second he declared annexation
it was probably other way around - he declared annexation as a last ditch effort to rally the troops in patriotic defense of the motherland.
>conservative cope lines to hide how much they've lost
lmao
And whilst you morons are babbling about Putin the ZSU has taken 3 more villages, everything down to Velyka Oleksandrivka is back under Ukraine, Davidy Bryd next.
Davydiv Brid is already taken
TEMPO TEMPO TEMPO
LETS GOOOOOO
Source? Not that I doubt honestly
https://twitter.com/rlozynskyi/status/1577253510051426304?s=46&t=Aliym96bsx4Sl0zJIBN1Mg
Much obliged, seems like plenty of info the east wants buried
wew fricking lad
https://nitter.it/markito0171/status/157725802038322790
frick me, it's true. that escalated fast.
damn, is Russia Iraq tier?
no, when faced with certain doom and overwhelming odds and a need to prevent their retreating army from being overrun, the iraqi republican guard stayed and fought. These guys can’t even do that.
Unironic proofs?
daddy noooooooooooooo
Davey B might actually be taken.
https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1577257178498764801
It's confirmed then. Ukraine has develop engines powered by vatnik seethe. They won't stop until Crimea is back again.
Holy frick in the middle of all this Rybar is talking about how the russians are making gains around god damn PISKY
Pisky has become a Stalingrad-tier prestige objective and it's very funny
>the russians are making gains around god damn PISKY
Didnt they actually take it 1 month ago
I remember Shoigu saying this
You need to be more precise, Russians were saying they captured Pisky few times a week
that's just the temporal barriers fluctuating - a breach is what happened at Chornobaivka, trapping the airport in a time loop of being shelled
but of course, denying one of the Piskeys is denying the ukies control of the Piskey Superfortress, a brilliant stratagem of the likes we never will see again
He who controls PISKY SUPERFORTRESS controls the fate of the world...
the FOOL, does he not know that the orb morphed into a watermelon?
Wouldn't mind getting my hands on those melons.
Redpill me on Pisky?
The Pisky Superfortress is the key to controlling the world, but only if all Pisky are in one country's possession and only with the command orb, prviously lost, now in ukrainian hands
It has the capability of making the finno-korean hyperwar look like a small skirmish
There are seven Piss Keys total, which possess great power even by themselves, and together they can open the last stash of Indo-Aryan gods on Earth, also known as Pisky Trans-dimensional Superfortress. Ukies currently have 3-4 of them, Russians have 2, the location of the rest is unknown to public. Whoever would possess all seven, would become unstoppable.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Pisky_(2022)
Hyperdimension Superfortress Pisky is a tiny and now uninhabited village on the Donetsk front that was only captured by the Russians after months of all-out assaults despite it being a stone's throw from Donetsk city and having no natural defenses.
https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1577257178498764801
David Bryd has been liberated
>76th VDV rushed to plug hole on eastern flank
>now western flank around Davidy breed is open
It's like nazi Germany on the Eastern front. It's untenable
accelerating!
Tempo?
Tempo, tempo!
ABANDOOOOOOOOOON FRONTLINE
Never forget
Never forgive
Until the last Russian child is DEAD
Literally every pro Putin russian I am looking up talks of European economy being destroyed by this, how much truth if any is there to it?
the people who were supposed to try to stem the economic bleeding by doing their jobs ended up getting drafted to die in war, no foreign investment, rubble in shambles, and the fact they can't actually produce many important things like screws or ball bearings that they were importing. For frick's sake, Puccia can't even make NEEDLES. that's how bad it is.
Euro is worth 0.99$ right now. While not excellent (used to be like 1.25$) it's not the end of the world.
Liberated Starosillya, Kherson.
https://streamable.com/a6h0l7
>https://streamable.com/a6h0l7
TUUUUUUUURBOOOOOOOOOOO JONGEN!
Holy frick Ukies calm down
NO! TEMPO TEMPO TEMPO!
>Holy frick Ukies calm down
what?
uuuuuuuuooooohhhhhh i'm avoooooooncing
Zero proofs as usual hohol shills
Meanwhile Russia just annexed parts of your shithole country and will soon destroy the rest
>will soon destroy the rest
>SOON
Cope harder you giant incel homosexual
Gentlemen, we got him.
Hory shid
Velya Aleksandrivka too?
two captured T-62's with BBQ on top.
it is basically safe to say now that a ukrainian victory is more likely than a russian victory of any kind.
honestly man this sucks for Ukraine even if they win, victory isnt going to bring their fathers, mothers, or siblings back. Only thing they can do know is make every subhuman asiatic west of ural extinct.
The dead should be honored, but the living must be still taken care of. The nation has to move on from this somehow.
It's been that way for a while, the only questions now are how much worse Putin wants to make Russia, and if he's suicidal enough to go nuclear.
Nuclear war is all his sponsors have ever wanted and the destruction of the West, something Gog and Magog something...
Most of those nukes are very likely useless now, hell the rockets themselves might be too rusted to actually reach the destinations. It's a suicidal action, he might hit a few major cities just because of the sheer number of them, but I'm guessing everyone else will be fine.
The israelites ruined their own Apocalypse by making Russia incapable of anything through their own greed, at this point the entire Alt-israelite is an interesting failed experiment.
>Zooming through Russian lines whilst blasting Doom music
This fricking war, man.
Is there no stoping the ukies?!
Living the dream.
Would have chosen Super Gore Nest for a thunder run personally.
I hope those glorious bastards made it.
Guys, I NEED THAT webm! Yes the love one!
can love bloom on the battlefield?
Has the LGBTQPEDO+ community complained about the use of this weapon on their community yet?
So where's the next defensive line from now on? Ryber seems to believe that Beryslav is the regroup point for the ruskies, but there isn't much in the way of natural barriers in that area. Novokairy has an inlet with a bridge that could be blown, but since the ukes control Davydiv Brid (and by extension the road that leads to beryslav from the northwest) now both Beryslav and Novokairy could be at risk of encirclement.
Snihurivka-Kozatske maybe? There seems to be a major road there that could act as a stronghold.
Beryslav is basically their last chance. If that gets taken, Chaplynka airfield near it comes within range of HATO artillery and HIMARS. No more fire support or harassment of civilians from that direction.
>Chaplynka airfield
think it is in range by now, at least for HIMARS.
chaplynka is already in himars range. why do you think the RuAF declined CAS support? they were bugging out.
There is no escape from biohohol pigmen with gigantic curved penises.
Russia getting ROLLED in Kherson.
I-Is that one russian brigade against 3 ukie ones?
Aww shit. Don't think I have girthy enough arrows to represent what is going to happen next.
What site is this?
https://twitter.com/militarylandnet
Militaryland
https://twitter.com/Militarylandnet
nvm i'm a moron
it's PrepHole
you're welcome anon
Ohhhhhhhh
Myloooove
My darling
I hunger, for your touch
Does Lanchester's law apply here? It seems like the more the lines collapse, the faster the ukrainian advances are, and vice versa. Like a positive feedback loop.
K-Kottel?
Are the gloves coming off now?
>no encirclement
meh
Was there pics of yesterdays Poontoner?
Likelihood of pic related happening?
everything east of the inulets is probably up for grabs
Unlikely, though it would be the dream come true.
P=1.0
question is, how fast.
it's happening now, haven't you been paying attention? ukraine was at mylove yesterday, the battle showed up on FIRMS. They've already pushed around and through overnight. all these towns you're seeing liberated happened 2 days ago (48hr opsec rule).
Bros I'm getting kinda scared from nooks. I have $50 gib bucks to buy food for 2 weeks and I can't afford iodine tablets
I've always kept 6 months of dry food and a month of water at hand, plus cooking gas (and a hobo cooker) to last a couple months. This is called basic prepping and the government encourages everyone to do it. Most people are too stupid, however.
I wish I could do that now but it's too late. I'm not prepped at all. If things turn to shit then I have no way to cook or clean water. Even if I have electricity the food will last 2 weeks ;_;
Buy rice, lentils and macaroni in bulk. Food is probably way cheaper wherever you live, and 1€ of macaroni gives me three days of food in a survival situation.
Buy those 5-10 liter containers of water. As many as you can and handle. Keep them out of sunlight.
different anon here
I'm an ausgay, should I be worried? or wait until we have WW3 with China?
>Ausgay
You lucky c**ts get to inherit the Earth when Europe and North America get blown to frick.
>Buy rice, lentils and macaroni in bulk.
Buy angelhair or stars.
They cook faster than bigger, thicker pastas = less fuel
If it's an issue of price, macaroni is typically the cheapest I've found. If you've got money to spend then yeah, thinner is better.
You'll probably be fine. I'd still avoid being in Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane et al if shit starts kicking off but you're a tertiary target at best.
This guy reporting that Mylove might be the next line but that seems ludicrous to me. With the Ukes in Davydiv Brid they're way too exposed, that's a massive encirclement risk
wtf are you talking about
there is nobody here
Mylove was going to be the line with Dudchany down, but I guess that was with the expectation that Davydiv Brid wouldn't fall. It's actually untenable now unless they want to festung it.
>Mylove might be the next line
they're already past mylove and maneuvering around novokairy now, should be fighting at beryslav tonight or tomorrow. there's an actual bridge at novokairy, most of the novokairy bridge is earthen but not all of it, there's a 40m stretch that's a traditional bridge.
>again
Now you have REALLY angered the Mighty Russian Bear. No one will be safe from his wrath. You better watch out!
>seething turd worlder
Pottery.
Wait, that's a real name?
si tan solo supieras lo mal que están las cosas
>Gets paid a good wage to write absolute nonsense, not very well
Jesus Christ this pisses me off. I wish I had the lack of moral integrity required to be a contrarian journalist.
>pepe escobar
Are there more of this? What is the artist name? I need it for research/
what if russians start using tactical blowjobs? offering to suck the dick of ukrainian soldiers?
the ukrainians are only human, they may buckle!