So a German Shepard has a higher bite force than an American Shitbull and yet, are at the top of dog attacks on human?
How will shitbull mommies recover?
1 year ago
Anonymous
why do you think the cops use german shepards and not pitbulls? german shepards actually have higher incidences of attacks than pittbulls relative to their population.
1 year ago
Anonymous
This is 100% because of people lying about their shitbulls biting people and even being shitbulls. Also because shitbulls are almost exclusively american while German shepherds are very widespread.
1 year ago
Anonymous
> german shepards actually have higher incidences of attacks than pittbulls relative to their population.
If you remove all the «joggers» getting bitten by police or guard dogs, I seriously doubt Shepherds have a higher rate of attack than pit bulls.
1 year ago
Anonymous
also probably has to do with the fact that like half of all pitbulls are in shelters because nobody wants them because of their undeserved reputation due to sick people training them to be mean
poor doggies.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Nah man. Our local shelters are filled with shitbulls because nogs realize owning a big dog gets expensive fast and takes responsibilities.
1 year ago
Anonymous
I hate shitbulls so I don't care. I'm a lab and retriever guy and avoid shitbulls like I avoid Black folk (the human equivalent of a shitbull). All the shitbulls in the shelters could be gassed, same with all the nogs in the projects, wouldn't be a loss for humankind or dogkind.
an actual zombie apocalypse would be over before you could even properly put on that moronic suit
zombies can't just march about indefinitely on decaying flesh and tendons. and there'd be like 500 bajillion bugs (most far more immediately dangerous than said zombie ironically) all swarming around them devouring them right there speeding up the process
and of course you could always just dig a few holes somewhere or even next to a cliff they're easily guided off
A zombie apocalypse, as portrayed in TV shows with flesh eating zombies roaming the earth will never happen.
What is more plausible is the rabies virus mutating to human. Imagine normal people acting like crackheads, trying to bite you.
human rabies does exist
its actually just an aversion to liquids. we associate it with zombie-like behaviour cause thats how dogs respond to it but thats cause dogs obv don't know how to respond to any immediate danger other than to viciously attack it
you can watch vids of people with rabies on yt and they just seize up
any REAL human-ending virus will be one that needs to be far more insidious
if I won the lotto or came into a frickload of money in some contrived way I'd set up a shitbull sanctuary
not cause I like them but cause I don't DISlike them and its not their fault they're in their predicament
plus I'd like to think the building I'd be using would otherwise be used to house 'refugees' or be a safespace for troony pedos or some ghastly shit so I'm already a hero for even imagining it
I'd loot a motorcycle shop and wear a racing suit. I can't imagine a zombie biting through that.
it would be hot and itchy though. and why would you even want to survive the apocalypse
honestly you wouldn't even need something as thick as this. human bite force is like 4x weaker than what a dog is capable of
average bite force for dogs is 230-250 psi
for humans it's like 70
How can zombies even move their muscles? They’re dead
i think they get energy from sunlight
then why do people die at night in zombie kino?
mitochondrias or something frick you c**t
>severed hand
>fingers moving
Suspension of belief
All zombies would die of dehydration within days
also for reference a crocodile's bite force is like 3700 psi
Ok but what about a hippo
1800.
crocodile is king of bite force.
what about a shark?
great white is 4000
What about the Venus flytrap
What about your mom? I heard she's a biter.
I asked my question first, sir.
So a German Shepard has a higher bite force than an American Shitbull and yet, are at the top of dog attacks on human?
How will shitbull mommies recover?
why do you think the cops use german shepards and not pitbulls? german shepards actually have higher incidences of attacks than pittbulls relative to their population.
This is 100% because of people lying about their shitbulls biting people and even being shitbulls. Also because shitbulls are almost exclusively american while German shepherds are very widespread.
> german shepards actually have higher incidences of attacks than pittbulls relative to their population.
If you remove all the «joggers» getting bitten by police or guard dogs, I seriously doubt Shepherds have a higher rate of attack than pit bulls.
also probably has to do with the fact that like half of all pitbulls are in shelters because nobody wants them because of their undeserved reputation due to sick people training them to be mean
poor doggies.
Nah man. Our local shelters are filled with shitbulls because nogs realize owning a big dog gets expensive fast and takes responsibilities.
I hate shitbulls so I don't care. I'm a lab and retriever guy and avoid shitbulls like I avoid Black folk (the human equivalent of a shitbull). All the shitbulls in the shelters could be gassed, same with all the nogs in the projects, wouldn't be a loss for humankind or dogkind.
What if there are zombie crocodiles then smartass?
3700psi bite force..
>going down
one inch of electrical tape and Ally's trap is shut
If you turn the alligator upside down then it's 3700 psi going up
rekt
Wrong, you're not taking gravity into effect.
the force of an upside down alligator completely trivializes the force of gravity
You'd die of heat exhaustion.
2008 was a very weird year where everything was zombie themed
A virus that only spreads from bites isn't going to be widespread anyway, it's a stupid idea.
The virus in TWD is airborne though.
Good for them?
Some zombies get crazy moron strength so even if they can’t bite they can twist your arms and legs out your sockets so you turn into a plush toy
>cute dress homosexual
an actual zombie apocalypse would be over before you could even properly put on that moronic suit
zombies can't just march about indefinitely on decaying flesh and tendons. and there'd be like 500 bajillion bugs (most far more immediately dangerous than said zombie ironically) all swarming around them devouring them right there speeding up the process
and of course you could always just dig a few holes somewhere or even next to a cliff they're easily guided off
>not being a spoil-sport or anything lel
A zombie apocalypse, as portrayed in TV shows with flesh eating zombies roaming the earth will never happen.
What is more plausible is the rabies virus mutating to human. Imagine normal people acting like crackheads, trying to bite you.
human rabies does exist
its actually just an aversion to liquids. we associate it with zombie-like behaviour cause thats how dogs respond to it but thats cause dogs obv don't know how to respond to any immediate danger other than to viciously attack it
you can watch vids of people with rabies on yt and they just seize up
any REAL human-ending virus will be one that needs to be far more insidious
german shepherds are just 'tough' border collies lol
pitbulls are miniature bears right out of hibernation
>10,000 corpses pile on top of you, crushing you and themselves in the process
how do zombies know who isnt zombie?
Years of practice.
how do bear know what apples is? they just does
if I won the lotto or came into a frickload of money in some contrived way I'd set up a shitbull sanctuary
not cause I like them but cause I don't DISlike them and its not their fault they're in their predicament
plus I'd like to think the building I'd be using would otherwise be used to house 'refugees' or be a safespace for troony pedos or some ghastly shit so I'm already a hero for even imagining it
They'd still smother you if they could grab you and pin you down.