>zombie apocalypse thwarted

>zombie apocalypse thwarted

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd loot a motorcycle shop and wear a racing suit. I can't imagine a zombie biting through that.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it would be hot and itchy though. and why would you even want to survive the apocalypse

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You'd die of heat exhaustion.

      https://i.imgur.com/QWNHlvF.jpg

      I'd loot a motorcycle shop and wear a racing suit. I can't imagine a zombie biting through that.

      honestly you wouldn't even need something as thick as this. human bite force is like 4x weaker than what a dog is capable of

      average bite force for dogs is 230-250 psi

      for humans it's like 70

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How can zombies even move their muscles? They’re dead

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i think they get energy from sunlight

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            then why do people die at night in zombie kino?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              mitochondrias or something fuck you cunt

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >severed hand
          >fingers moving

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Suspension of belief
          All zombies would die of dehydration within days

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        also for reference a crocodile's bite force is like 3700 psi

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ok but what about a hippo

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            1800.

            crocodile is king of bite force.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              what about a shark?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                great white is 4000

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What about the Venus flytrap

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What about your mom? I heard she's a biter.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I asked my question first, sir.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So a German Shepard has a higher bite force than an American Shitbull and yet, are at the top of dog attacks on human?
                How will shitbull mommies recover?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                why do you think the cops use german shepards and not pitbulls? german shepards actually have higher incidences of attacks than pittbulls relative to their population.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                This is 100% because of people lying about their shitbulls biting people and even being shitbulls. Also because shitbulls are almost exclusively american while German shepherds are very widespread.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                > german shepards actually have higher incidences of attacks than pittbulls relative to their population.
                If you remove all the «joggers» getting bitten by police or guard dogs, I seriously doubt Shepherds have a higher rate of attack than pit bulls.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                also probably has to do with the fact that like half of all pitbulls are in shelters because nobody wants them because of their undeserved reputation due to sick people training them to be mean

                poor doggies.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nah man. Our local shelters are filled with shitbulls because nogs realize owning a big dog gets expensive fast and takes responsibilities.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I hate shitbulls so I don't care. I'm a lab and retriever guy and avoid shitbulls like I avoid morons (the human equivalent of a shitbull). All the shitbulls in the shelters could be gassed, same with all the nogs in the projects, wouldn't be a loss for humankind or dogkind.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What if there are zombie crocodiles then smartass?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          3700psi bite force..
          >going down
          one inch of electrical tape and Ally's trap is shut

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If you turn the alligator upside down then it's 3700 psi going up

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              https://i.imgur.com/o2ByTIO.jpg

              3700psi bite force..
              >going down
              one inch of electrical tape and Ally's trap is shut

              rekt

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Wrong, you're not taking gravity into effect.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                the force of an upside down alligator completely trivializes the force of gravity

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You'd die of heat exhaustion.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    2008 was a very weird year where everything was zombie themed

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A virus that only spreads from bites isn't going to be widespread anyway, it's a stupid idea.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The virus in TWD is airborne though.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Good for them?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Some zombies get crazy retard strength so even if they can’t bite they can twist your arms and legs out your sockets so you turn into a plush toy

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >cute dress gay

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    an actual zombie apocalypse would be over before you could even properly put on that retarded suit

    zombies can't just march about indefinitely on decaying flesh and tendons. and there'd be like 500 bajillion bugs (most far more immediately dangerous than said zombie ironically) all swarming around them devouring them right there speeding up the process

    and of course you could always just dig a few holes somewhere or even next to a cliff they're easily guided off

    >not being a spoil-sport or anything lel

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A zombie apocalypse, as portrayed in TV shows with flesh eating zombies roaming the earth will never happen.
      What is more plausible is the rabies virus mutating to human. Imagine normal people acting like crackheads, trying to bite you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        human rabies does exist
        its actually just an aversion to liquids. we associate it with zombie-like behaviour cause thats how dogs respond to it but thats cause dogs obv don't know how to respond to any immediate danger other than to viciously attack it

        you can watch vids of people with rabies on yt and they just seize up

        any REAL human-ending virus will be one that needs to be far more insidious

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    german shepherds are just 'tough' border collies lol
    pitbulls are miniature bears right out of hibernation

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >10,000 corpses pile on top of you, crushing you and themselves in the process

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how do zombies know who isnt zombie?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Years of practice.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how do bear know what apples is? they just does

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if I won the lotto or came into a fuckload of money in some contrived way I'd set up a shitbull sanctuary
    not cause I like them but cause I don't DISlike them and its not their fault they're in their predicament
    plus I'd like to think the building I'd be using would otherwise be used to house 'refugees' or be a safespace for chud pedos or some ghastly shit so I'm already a hero for even imagining it

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They'd still smother you if they could grab you and pin you down.

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