>You’re about to frick a roastie from a bar at her place
>you have a Glock 17 in your pants in this random woman’s house
How do you proceed? Does she freak out?
>You’re about to frick a roastie from a bar at her place
>you have a Glock 17 in your pants in this random woman’s house
How do you proceed? Does she freak out?
That random woman is ya mudda. Frick her.
Hide it.
Literally impossible for me therefore irrelevant question
>Literally impossible for me
why
My superpower is repulsing women
ok but why
what is it about you exactly that puts them off
I have this amazing invisible device between and my brain and my mouth that makes literally everything I say sound extremely weird, awkward and creepy
that in and of itself isn't always enough to be a deal breaker ime
unless you're really ugly too, which in that case is a gg no re
It's probably your own insecure interpretation of what you say and how you act. That being said insecurity past an initial point is one of the least attractive traits in a person. The woe is me act does not play at all.
assuming I even try lol
Well how do you know you're repulsive if you don't even try?
Because I used to.
Time passes
Well if you've given up nothing I post on PrepHole is going to help you.
Good since I didn't ask 🙂
Not that poster, but thanks for trying on his behalf. we need to bring each other up, not down
nobody who sees themselves like you do can do anything but try, it’s what repels
stop catering to your ego, pursue merit not glory and you will escape shame even if you don’t get what you’re hoping for
Someone just read Meditations
I trigger their fight or flight response just by being in the same room as them. I can't tell you how many times I've been sitting down at a table in a public place (restaurant, library, etc.) Eating, reading, or whatever, a woman or group of them arrive later and startle. The most notable example was at a library in HS. Sitting at a table working on a research project and a group of them come in. They work their way to the shelf behind and all of a sudden "JESUS CHRIST ANON YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME!" I'd have dismissed it as a prank or something but its happened alot in all sorts of different places.
>Literally impossible for me therefore irrelevant question
Same.
Imagine owning a Glock.
I'm in the same boat. I can harpoon a land whale once in a while when I'm super drunk but I ain't no Ahab it don't really float my boat.
Hypothetically I'd just take the holster off and wrap it up in my shirt. I'd expect a female would go through my pants to find my wallet and take the bills if I passed out or something.
One time a tinder roastie came over to my place to give me some sloppy toppy and as this landwhale rolled into my bed she rolled over onto my full sized sig in a hard plastic holster and was like WTF IS THAT and she grabbed it, and pointed it directly at herself and said "what is this" and I snatched it from her fat hands and was like "uh my gun" and she was like "omg that could have killed me" I was like yeah no it couldn't have and i put my hand on the back of her head and she continued to schloppy schloopy.
I'm usually pretty good about remembering stuff like "put gun away" but it slipped my mind that night.
also I'm not really sure where your brains are if you literally believe "wow I could have just died" and then move on to the next thought like it was an accidental fart
Women don't process consequences the same way men do.
Wow thanks for the 101 explanation I didn't ask for, chud
You're welcome. Preheating the pan is a great way to get a nice crisp on roasted vegetables.
post breasts
>You're about to frick
It's literally never happening
The one time this happened to me I just kinda folded it in my coat when we came inside and she went to the bathroom
Smart
>You’re about to frick a roastie
unrealistic scenario
I wonder if this is my lemon piglet
Hmm maybe not
what the frick is this
See
Followed by
lemon pigs of course
This looks like it came straight out of a rekt thread
More third world submarines.
If you're carrying a Glock 17 you must have either a coat or fat rolls you can hide it in without her noticing.
Bar roasties frick nogs, you really think theyve never seen someone with a gun?
Unironically this is one of the use cases where shoulder holsters excel, you can claim to be a detective or something and theyll believe it because theyre dumb prostitutes
You look like someone who's office is in an air-conditioned trailer
This is why I carry a 1911, son. Women see your ghetto plastic brick and instantly think you're a rapist murderpsycho. They see some fine blued steel and classy wood grips, and they think you're a rapist murderpsycho with money, and God knows every woman will risk death to not have to work for a living.
This anon fricks. You have no idea how many problems can be solved by making a women think something is expensive.
>glock in a bar
i wouldn't because it's illegal and i always follow the law
>How do you proceed?
I remember that I'm married, that my wife is way above my league and that she lets me whip her with a steel cable and choke her out. I politely apologize for wasting the roasties time and GTFO.
oh man id turn back. moses before hoez is what they say
Maybe go find a "roastie" who will frick you before building castles in the sky.
>You’re about to frick a roastie from a bar at her place
Couldn't be me, my girlfriend would be livid.
>How do you proceed?
I wake up
>good thing you agreed voluntarily! I would've hated to use this! Haha!
>You’re about to frick a roastie from a bar at her place
Unrealistic scenario, I only frick men
Are they cute men?
Are you a cute man?
No
No
I said MEN, not BOYS
Impossible scenario as I'm few months away from wizardhood.
>he didn't take the escortpill by 25
ngmi
Pocket carry. Never leaves your pocket even if your pants come off. You plan ahead, always pocket carry to family events or on dates.
You need a .380 or below to have it just look like a phone/wallet and not a giant dildo in your pocket. A squared off holster helps.
Well, I don't get girls or go to bars outside of casinos anymore, but I would probably just throw my pants in the corner of the room.
I tell her that the size is not important, it is how you use it.
What entertainment value is there making these dumbass threads that serve no purpose other than to waste time? If you're so bored why not go watch a movie or play video games at least that would be a lot less moronic than... This.