>Youre about to fuck a roastie from a bar at her place

>You’re about to fuck a roastie from a bar at her place
>you have a Glock 17 in your pants in this random woman’s house
How do you proceed? Does she freak out?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That random woman is ya mudda. Fuck her.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hide it.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally impossible for me therefore irrelevant question

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Literally impossible for me
      why

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        My superpower is repulsing women

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          ok but why
          what is it about you exactly that puts them off

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I have this amazing invisible device between and my brain and my mouth that makes literally everything I say sound extremely weird, awkward and creepy

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              that in and of itself isn't always enough to be a deal breaker ime
              unless you're really ugly too, which in that case is a gg no re

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's probably your own insecure interpretation of what you say and how you act. That being said insecurity past an initial point is one of the least attractive traits in a person. The woe is me act does not play at all.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                assuming I even try lol

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well how do you know you're repulsive if you don't even try?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because I used to.
                Time passes

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well if you've given up nothing I post on PrepHole is going to help you.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Good since I didn't ask 🙂

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not that poster, but thanks for trying on his behalf. we need to bring each other up, not down

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                nobody who sees themselves like you do can do anything but try, it’s what repels
                stop catering to your ego, pursue merit not glory and you will escape shame even if you don’t get what you’re hoping for

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Someone just read Meditations

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I trigger their fight or flight response just by being in the same room as them. I can't tell you how many times I've been sitting down at a table in a public place (restaurant, library, etc.) Eating, reading, or whatever, a woman or group of them arrive later and startle. The most notable example was at a library in HS. Sitting at a table working on a research project and a group of them come in. They work their way to the shelf behind and all of a sudden "JESUS CHRIST ANON YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME!" I'd have dismissed it as a prank or something but its happened alot in all sorts of different places.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Literally impossible for me therefore irrelevant question
      Same.

      Imagine owning a Glock.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My superpower is repulsing women

      I'm in the same boat. I can harpoon a land whale once in a while when I'm super drunk but I ain't no Ahab it don't really float my boat.

      Hypothetically I'd just take the holster off and wrap it up in my shirt. I'd expect a female would go through my pants to find my wallet and take the bills if I passed out or something.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    One time a tinder roastie came over to my place to give me some sloppy toppy and as this landwhale rolled into my bed she rolled over onto my full sized sig in a hard plastic holster and was like WTF IS THAT and she grabbed it, and pointed it directly at herself and said "what is this" and I snatched it from her fat hands and was like "uh my gun" and she was like "omg that could have killed me" I was like yeah no it couldn't have and i put my hand on the back of her head and she continued to schloppy schloopy.

    I'm usually pretty good about remembering stuff like "put gun away" but it slipped my mind that night.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      also I'm not really sure where your brains are if you literally believe "wow I could have just died" and then move on to the next thought like it was an accidental fart

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Women don't process consequences the same way men do.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wow thanks for the 101 explanation I didn't ask for, chud

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're welcome. Preheating the pan is a great way to get a nice crisp on roasted vegetables.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            post tits

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You're about to fuck
    It's literally never happening

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The one time this happened to me I just kinda folded it in my coat when we came inside and she went to the bathroom

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Smart

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You’re about to fuck a roastie
    unrealistic scenario

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if this is my lemon piglet

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/Xpf9jKo.jpg

      I wonder if this is my lemon piglet

      Hmm maybe not

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        what the fuck is this

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          See

          https://i.imgur.com/Xpf9jKo.jpg

          I wonder if this is my lemon piglet

          Followed by

          https://i.imgur.com/B5l5jZd.jpg

          >You’re about to fuck a roastie
          unrealistic scenario

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          lemon pigs of course

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            This looks like it came straight out of a rekt thread

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          More third world submarines.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you're carrying a Glock 17 you must have either a coat or fat rolls you can hide it in without her noticing.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bar roasties fuck nogs, you really think theyve never seen someone with a gun?

    Unironically this is one of the use cases where shoulder holsters excel, you can claim to be a detective or something and theyll believe it because theyre dumb whores

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You look like someone who's office is in an air-conditioned trailer

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is why I carry a 1911, son. Women see your ghetto plastic brick and instantly think you're a rapist murderpsycho. They see some fine blued steel and classy wood grips, and they think you're a rapist murderpsycho with money, and God knows every woman will risk death to not have to work for a living.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This anon fucks. You have no idea how many problems can be solved by making a women think something is expensive.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >glock in a bar
    i wouldn't because it's illegal and i always follow the law

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How do you proceed?
    I remember that I'm married, that my wife is way above my league and that she lets me whip her with a steel cable and choke her out. I politely apologize for wasting the roasties time and GTFO.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh man id turn back. moses before hoez is what they say

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe go find a "roastie" who will fuck you before building castles in the sky.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You’re about to fuck a roastie from a bar at her place
    Couldn't be me, my girlfriend would be livid.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How do you proceed?
    I wake up

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >good thing you agreed voluntarily! I would've hated to use this! Haha!

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You’re about to fuck a roastie from a bar at her place
    Unrealistic scenario, I only fuck men

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are they cute men?
      Are you a cute man?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No
        No
        I said MEN, not BOYS

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Impossible scenario as I'm few months away from wizardhood.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he didn't take the escortpill by 25

      ngmi

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pocket carry. Never leaves your pocket even if your pants come off. You plan ahead, always pocket carry to family events or on dates.

    You need a .380 or below to have it just look like a phone/wallet and not a giant dildo in your pocket. A squared off holster helps.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, I don't get girls or go to bars outside of casinos anymore, but I would probably just throw my pants in the corner of the room.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tell her that the size is not important, it is how you use it.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What entertainment value is there making these dumbass threads that serve no purpose other than to waste time? If you're so bored why not go watch a movie or play video games at least that would be a lot less retarded than... This.

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