Your dad brings you home a fantastic dummy that he found in a dumpster behind the local gypsy magic shop.

Your dad brings you home a fantastic dummy that he found in a dumpster behind the local gypsy magic shop. It's only a matter of days before he starts trying to kill your family and turn you into his slave, at which point he'll force you to perform unbelievably depraved sex acts. Fortunately, your dad leaves the key to his gun cabinet out one night, and you have one chance to ambush the evil dummy. You grab his 12Ga rather than his .30-06, right? Considering the dummy has no elastic tissue, the damage potential of the bullet is probably significantly limited compared to what you could achieve with shot. Educate me if I'm wrong PrepHole, I don't know how much time I've got

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    need more info
    what sorta sex acts?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of sex acts?

      Never change

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    At this point, it don't matter which gun you choose, anon, it's not going to "kill" a chucky doll. It'll hard-stop him, but not for long, since he's prone to reanimation, reassembly, and possession of other items. Your best bet is to consider the "immortal slug that'll insta-kill you if you touch it" brain teaser. Either get the hell away from it someplace it'll never find you, or put it down and lock it up for eternity. Its only capable of possessing other shit if you kill it, so if you *don't kill it,* but subdue it, you can deal with it more long-term.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of sex acts?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yea but what if it is holding a blicky with a sticky?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It really wouldn't matter which gun you grabbed. Magic problems require magic solutions. Maybe if you go back to that gypsy's shop they can bless your 12 gauge, then you can damage it. Probably still fucked, though

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Maybe if you go back to that gypsy's shop they can bless your 12 gauge
      Fuck it, worth a shot

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I submit to the doll sex acts

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >unbelievably depraved sex acts
    tell me more

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a professional armorer and part-time exorcist and I have exactly the skills you need to help you, but you must give me the correct information and in as much detail as possible: what depraved sex acts? Don't worry about the believability, I've got your back.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >It's only a matter of days before he starts trying to turn you into his slave, at which point he'll force you to perform unbelievably depraved sex acts.

    So about the same as my current job then. Does the cursed dummy offer a dental plan and 401K contributions?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ok, but is the doll cute?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't watched the Chucky movies, is there anything stopping me from shipping him to Liberia?
    Maybe strap a gopro to his chest first so I can stream the fall out.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What the others have said, I don’t want to fuck around destroying the dummy just for it to reanimate another dummy and come after me again. I tie it, throw it in a hole in the ground, and pour cement over it. I leave the head out I can teabag him his gayy moron ass and piss in his mouth lol

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >using a gun on a possessed dummy
    That never works as they either take possession of another doll or sew themselves up so what you want to do is MK Ultra that little gay. Strap it to a chair, remove the eyelids and force it to watch hypno sissy porn until it pleads for you to make him a new asshole with a chisel and a fleshlight.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Beat the absolute fuck out of him, he might have a Rosa Mystica.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ahhhh well I outweigh that little pervert to the point of it being logarithmic, and I got a big nutsack brimming with cum, a 10 inch pork sword, and I have put that bad boy in things way dumber than a fucking puppet. So when you mention things like

    >at which point he'll force you to perform unbelievably depraved sex acts.

    let's just say that doll is gonna demonstrate its sentience and then get fucked about 14 seconds later, probably while I beat it to pieces on my front lawn. it might bite the tip of my penis off, but guess what chuckles, I got 9 more inches where that came from and then it's straight into an acid bath for you, with a tummy full of my seed.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's a ventriloquist's dummy. Just stick a fleshlight where there puppetmaster's hand goes and you can get all the fucking you want without losing your glans.
      And as a nice little bonus the auditory experience will be so much clearer without your man-meat muffling his begging.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's a doll you can just put it back in the dumpster like someone else already did

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