Your dad brings you home a fantastic dummy that he found in a dumpster behind the local gypsy magic shop. It's only a matter of days before he starts trying to kill your family and turn you into his slave, at which point he'll force you to perform unbelievably depraved sex acts. Fortunately, your dad leaves the key to his gun cabinet out one night, and you have one chance to ambush the evil dummy. You grab his 12Ga rather than his .30-06, right? Considering the dummy has no elastic tissue, the damage potential of the bullet is probably significantly limited compared to what you could achieve with shot. Educate me if I'm wrong /k/, I don't know how much time I've got
need more info
what sorta sex acts?
Never change
At this point, it don't matter which gun you choose, anon, it's not going to "kill" a chucky doll. It'll hard-stop him, but not for long, since he's prone to reanimation, reassembly, and possession of other items. Your best bet is to consider the "immortal slug that'll insta-kill you if you touch it" brain teaser. Either get the hell away from it someplace it'll never find you, or put it down and lock it up for eternity. Its only capable of possessing other shit if you kill it, so if you *don't kill it,* but subdue it, you can deal with it more long-term.
What kind of sex acts?
Yea but what if it is holding a blicky with a sticky?
It really wouldn't matter which gun you grabbed. Magic problems require magic solutions. Maybe if you go back to that gypsy's shop they can bless your 12 gauge, then you can damage it. Probably still fricked, though
>Maybe if you go back to that gypsy's shop they can bless your 12 gauge
Frick it, worth a shot
I submit to the doll sex acts
>unbelievably depraved sex acts
tell me more
I'm a professional armorer and part-time exorcist and I have exactly the skills you need to help you, but you must give me the correct information and in as much detail as possible: what depraved sex acts? Don't worry about the believability, I've got your back.
>It's only a matter of days before he starts trying to turn you into his slave, at which point he'll force you to perform unbelievably depraved sex acts.
So about the same as my current job then. Does the cursed dummy offer a dental plan and 401K contributions?
Ok, but is the doll cute?
I haven't watched the Chucky movies, is there anything stopping me from shipping him to Liberia?
Maybe strap a gopro to his chest first so I can stream the fall out.
What the others have said, I don’t want to frick around destroying the dummy just for it to reanimate another dummy and come after me again. I tie it, throw it in a hole in the ground, and pour cement over it. I leave the head out I can teabag him his homosexualy little b***h ass and piss in his mouth lol
>using a gun on a possessed dummy
That never works as they either take possession of another doll or sew themselves up so what you want to do is MK Ultra that little homosexual. Strap it to a chair, remove the eyelids and force it to watch hypno sissy porn until it pleads for you to make him a new butthole with a chisel and a fleshlight.
Beat the absolute frick out of him, he might have a Rosa Mystica.
ahhhh well I outweigh that little pervert to the point of it being logarithmic, and I got a big nutsack brimming with cum, a 10 inch pork sword, and I have put that bad boy in things way dumber than a fricking puppet. So when you mention things like
>at which point he'll force you to perform unbelievably depraved sex acts.
let's just say that doll is gonna demonstrate its sentience and then get fricked about 14 seconds later, probably while I beat it to pieces on my front lawn. it might bite the tip of my penis off, but guess what chuckles, I got 9 more inches where that came from and then it's straight into an acid bath for you, with a tummy full of my seed.
He's a ventriloquist's dummy. Just stick a Fleshlight where there puppetmaster's hand goes and you can get all the fricking you want without losing your glans.
And as a nice little bonus the auditory experience will be so much clearer without your man-meat muffling his begging.
it's a doll you can just put it back in the dumpster like someone else already did