>you visit a yard sale
>you find a funny looking suitcase for 5 dollars
>you decide to buy it
>you take it home and open it
>you see this inside it
What do now?
>you visit a yard sale. >you find a funny looking suitcase for 5 dollars. >you decide to buy it
flip it
Finding a buyer would be the hardest part. How are you going to achieve that? Also how are you going to make sure they don't just kill you instead of paying
This is PrepHole. So I tell whoever gets trips that I'll do what they say.
>Digits decide how the snuke gets used
Respectable
My vote's on "prime it and throw it in your shitter"
Nice
Luckily OP doesn't actually have a nuke and wasn't using this as a hypothetical roll for result thread, right OP?
Lucky sevens. I better find a snuke bros
>2009
>/b/ got someone to frag both himself and his shitter with an old Mk2 frag
>2022
>some dumbass /k/ommando rolls 7s on a shitpost, matches /b/'s wager and ups them by a whole city/potentially global thermonuclear annihilation
Someone get that man a snuke ASAP
Actually... That makes me wonder something. Would the fireball of a nuke cause methane in sewers to light up?
more importantly, would it cause the methane in my butthole to light up?
Finally, something that can match my taco bell shits
winrar
Well, funny thing is, that I did just nuke my shitter 😀 t. OP
witnessed and screencapped. Might update screencap depending on how the thread goes.
Epic, you’re gonna get so many up doors and awards when you post that on Reddit!!
Well that was quick.
ok put me in the screencap
Imagine your job being carrying people's shit in bowls, regardless of size.
4 years of schooling, a grueling certification exam all to carry shit in a pan for $30/hour
>$30/hour
Anon, I...
>the nurse next door makes 140k with o/t
>Imagine your job being carrying people's shit in bowls, regardless of size.
Know a nurse that gets $50 / hour for cleaning the shit out of critically ill patients buttholes in a respiratory unit. Of course he does other duties such as IVs and monitoring health, but still.
God I wish I was man enough to drop a loaf like that
As a man of Big Shits (tm), no you don't. It hurts, your ass feels like it got all stretched out, and you just feel empty inside. Plus, it tends to clog toilets when you do something like that.
This. I have to flush multiple times during the shit and have to angle my shit to make sure it hits the side so it breaks up or snaps in to multiple pieces.
What the frick is wrong with your bodies anons?
Why are you shitting like this?
Is your butthole some cavernous fricking void?
Do you get fisted regularly or something?
Are you some ham planet clocking in at 500lbs?
What the frick?
I am
I'm 6'2", 230 lbs, and I only feel the urge to shit when my entire sigmoid colon is full. I try to shit more often manually, but I can easily forget until all of a sudden I get the urge and I drop a 10"x2" (or larger) log. I have clogged industrial toilets. I keep an icing spreader knife hidden in my bathroom to make sure I don't need to plunge my toilet every day or two.
the first fricking
Baste
>"Eat this you mutant turtle homosexuals"
Haha snuke and sharpie up the pooper, shoe on head
This is how the world ends
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>This is PrepHole. So I tell whoever gets trips that I'll do what they say.
Rolling for sharpie in pooper.
that's literally some black iron pipe and fittings and a 6v lantern battery spray painted silver
The paint covers physical evidence like dna, fingerprints etc
At least they put in more effort than Powell yelling at some Betty Crocker in front of congress.
Aren't you that gay furry
he is
Call the feds, give them an hour to deposit 1 million dollaroo on my account. Retire. Buy a mansion, private range, start me a car collection, always have several young bikini clad girls around me. Buy a private jet and fly to south korea. Get penis enlargement done. The good life.
>1 million
>buying all that
it's not 1965
Might want to aim for 100x to 1000x higher friendo
>1 million
>mansion
good luck getting a normal fricking house in a decent place with 1 mil
the housing market makes me want to rope
IIRC the U.S. government has a standing reward of five mil for a nuke.
Getting rid of NYC would be worth that, though. I could probably make more by buying puts on the market anyway.
Put it in the microwave
>Remove radioactive components and replace with lead.
>Sell to African war lord for millions
>????
>Profit!
WE WILL FIND YOU ONE DAY, EMMETT BROWN
INSHALLAH YOU WILL BE BOILED COLONEL QADDAFI DEMANDS IT
>funny looking suitcase
I didn’t notice the suitcase weighs 50 lbs?
>interviews were frequently cited as a cause for concern throughout the duration of this hearing, particularly the 84 missing devices and their apparent capacity to kill 100,000 people each
Send it to Palestinian freedom fighters.
detonate it in NYC.
rejoice like an ancient egyptian because I just purchased a israelite ?
What an I going to do with some chrome spray painted pipe fittings?
Realistically, how much explosive yield is in one of those things. What kind of blast radius are we talking?
within the pipe depending on the explosive. Probably nitroglycerin or ethyl glycol DN both easy to manufacture. if the pipe is an assumed 2in wide x 14in long it can hold 44in^3 of liquid which would be around 2.4 LB of the explosive oil diluted to 75% with sawdust and you have around 1.8lb of dynamite contained in a steel tube and a briefcase with a 2x4 wooden inlay or other shrapnel producing containment you can expect it to destroy at least itself and you
yeah thats illegal information dude. They codified that into law establishing licensed explosive manufacture. You cant tell people how to manufacture with or without a license. I saw a guy pieced up and gang stalked by antifa for trying to teach azov how to build an IED on facebook. Because Gangstalking is real and twitter is a gangstalking platform for bolsheviks.
I didnt believe it myself. I thought that fell under freedom of information, freedom of speech. Because maybe you like to know things. Or trying to piece someone up under the right to bare arms for a militia in case of invasions. but yeah, youre getting 32 months now federal.
Shut up, schizo.
I see you're a man of culture.
What am I looking at here?
Nuke.
Wow crazy! Can it really be that small or was this a ruse?
He just said according to his intel they got some across and in our woods. But no one has ever been able to retrieve one and he might be lying as part of a counter intelligence operation and theyre meant to attack our gov. infrastructure deemed critical in case of all out war.
As always, you be the judge.
It could be a counter intelligence op. to plant a seed like that in washingtons mind to place them in a false sense of duress.
But also I was reading something where we ran an op. to launched a bunch of weather balloons at Cuba to see their response times on a scramble. So it might be like that to gauge our abilities to "find the easter egg". which would be useful for a counter intelligence program. But its the CIA so they probably gave him all kinds of truth serums and lie detector tests.
Considering they abandoned
after they realized they could just make nuke for existing artillery pieces, you'd be surprised how small they claimed they could get the damn things.
the smallest US nuke the 155mm AFAP. It was 860 mm long, 155m diameter and weighed 54kg. That's smaller than the bad dragon dildo's I've seen femboys take balls deep.
The Fourth Protocol of the Non-Proliferation Treaty bans unconventional delivery of nuclear munitions and things can't get any more unconventional than a 1970s west german leatherdaddy crossing the intergerman border with a 0.7 kt warhead concealed in his ass and detonating it to take out a major Warsaw Pact C3 complex.
How long would it take to die of radiation poisoning, living 24/7 with a 155mm nuclear artillery shell lodged in your ass? Would you die of radiation first, or constipation?
Radiation, you wouldn't have to worry about constipation because your butthole and colon would slough out after all the cells died and began to decay.
Radiation is no joke, death is a release from it's horrific grasp.
How much radiation do nuclear weapons actually radiate past their casings during normal handling?
Very little since almost all the radiation from plutonium is alpha radiation which although very deadly doesn't have enough penetration to actually harm the body from outside.
if you were to cover it in silicon based lube and stick it up your ass however....
>The Fourth Protocol of the Non-Proliferation Treaty
gets treaty banned. No limits on nukes now boys they were after all "guidelines" like pirates in piracy invoking "parlay".
>155mm AFAP in ass
God damned you, now I want to see a show, where femboy breaks hiers Non-Proliferation Treaty.
Some tactical nuke a supposed KGB defector claimed they smuggled in through a porous border and deposited in the woods near AOC's house, but no one has actually seen one. and that KGB defector's claims are deemed a bit exaggerated.
According to the debrief, In such an event, a sleeper cell gets activated through a numbers station, goes to the woods digs it up then runs over and chunks it at Pelosi.
Replace the target Uranium with 250mg of ISC Proton substrate matter, switch out the “bulletin” with a 2mg contained ISC Neutron pellet and turn this 2-5Kt fart box into a 50-125Gt sea’er.
Plan a short vacation to NYC.
Who is the israelite holding the briefcase? Is this from some press conference about Iran's plans for annaduh shoah?