>you visit a yard sale. >you find a funny looking suitcase for 5 dollars. >you decide to buy it

>you visit a yard sale
>you find a funny looking suitcase for 5 dollars
>you decide to buy it
>you take it home and open it
>you see this inside it
What do now?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    flip it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Finding a buyer would be the hardest part. How are you going to achieve that? Also how are you going to make sure they don't just kill you instead of paying

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is PrepHole. So I tell whoever gets trips that I'll do what they say.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Digits decide how the snuke gets used
      Respectable
      My vote's on "prime it and throw it in your shitter"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nice

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Luckily OP doesn't actually have a nuke and wasn't using this as a hypothetical roll for result thread, right OP?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Lucky sevens. I better find a snuke bros

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >2009
        >/b/ got someone to frag both himself and his shitter with an old Mk2 frag
        >2022
        >some dumbass PrepHoleommando rolls 7s on a shitpost, matches /b/'s wager and ups them by a whole city/potentially global thermonuclear annihilation
        Someone get that man a snuke ASAP

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Actually... That makes me wonder something. Would the fireball of a nuke cause methane in sewers to light up?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            more importantly, would it cause the methane in my butthole to light up?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Finally, something that can match my taco bell shits

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        winrar

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Well, funny thing is, that I did just nuke my shitter 😀 t. OP

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        witnessed and screencapped. Might update screencap depending on how the thread goes.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Epic, you’re gonna get so many up doors and awards when you post that on Reddit!!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Well that was quick.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ok put me in the screencap

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine your job being carrying people's shit in bowls, regardless of size.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            4 years of schooling, a grueling certification exam all to carry shit in a pan for $30/hour

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >$30/hour
              Anon, I...
              >the nurse next door makes 140k with o/t

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Imagine your job being carrying people's shit in bowls, regardless of size.

            Know a nurse that gets $50 / hour for cleaning the shit out of critically ill patients assholes in a respiratory unit. Of course he does other duties such as IVs and monitoring health, but still.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          God I wish I was man enough to drop a loaf like that

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            As a man of Big Shits (tm), no you don't. It hurts, your ass feels like it got all stretched out, and you just feel empty inside. Plus, it tends to clog toilets when you do something like that.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              This. I have to flush multiple times during the shit and have to angle my shit to make sure it hits the side so it breaks up or snaps in to multiple pieces.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              This. I have to flush multiple times during the shit and have to angle my shit to make sure it hits the side so it breaks up or snaps in to multiple pieces.

              What the fuck is wrong with your bodies anons?
              Why are you shitting like this?
              Is your asshole some cavernous fucking void?
              Do you get fisted regularly or something?
              Are you some ham planet clocking in at 500lbs?
              What the fuck?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I am

                As a man of Big Shits (tm), no you don't. It hurts, your ass feels like it got all stretched out, and you just feel empty inside. Plus, it tends to clog toilets when you do something like that.

                I'm 6'2", 230 lbs, and I only feel the urge to shit when my entire sigmoid colon is full. I try to shit more often manually, but I can easily forget until all of a sudden I get the urge and I drop a 10"x2" (or larger) log. I have clogged industrial toilets. I keep an icing spreader knife hidden in my bathroom to make sure I don't need to plunge my toilet every day or two.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the first fucking

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Baste

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >"Eat this you mutant turtle gays"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Haha snuke and sharpie up the pooper, shoe on head
        This is how the world ends

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        S A N F R A N
        A
        N

        F
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        N

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >This is PrepHole. So I tell whoever gets trips that I'll do what they say.
      Rolling for sharpie in pooper.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Digits decide how the snuke gets used
      Respectable
      My vote's on "prime it and throw it in your shitter"

  3. 1 month ago
    BigC

    that's literally some black iron pipe and fittings and a 6v lantern battery spray painted silver

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The paint covers physical evidence like dna, fingerprints etc

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      At least they put in more effort than Powell yelling at some Betty Crocker in front of congress.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Aren't you that gay furry

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he is

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Call the feds, give them an hour to deposit 1 million dollaroo on my account. Retire. Buy a mansion, private range, start me a car collection, always have several young bikini clad girls around me. Buy a private jet and fly to south korea. Get penis enlargement done. The good life.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >1 million
      >buying all that
      it's not 1965

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Might want to aim for 100x to 1000x higher friendo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >1 million
      >mansion
      good luck getting a normal fucking house in a decent place with 1 mil
      the housing market makes me want to rope

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      IIRC the U.S. government has a standing reward of five mil for a nuke.

      Getting rid of NYC would be worth that, though. I could probably make more by buying puts on the market anyway.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Put it in the microwave

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Remove radioactive components and replace with lead.
    >Sell to African war lord for millions
    >????
    >Profit!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      WE WILL FIND YOU ONE DAY, EMMETT BROWN

      INSHALLAH YOU WILL BE BOILED COLONEL QADDAFI DEMANDS IT

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >funny looking suitcase

    I didn’t notice the suitcase weighs 50 lbs?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >interviews were frequently cited as a cause for concern throughout the duration of this hearing, particularly the 84 missing devices and their apparent capacity to kill 100,000 people each

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Send it to Palestinian freedom fighters.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    detonate it in NYC.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    rejoice like an ancient egyptian because I just purchased a garden gnome ?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What an I going to do with some chrome spray painted pipe fittings?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically, how much explosive yield is in one of those things. What kind of blast radius are we talking?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      within the pipe depending on the explosive. Probably nitroglycerin or ethyl glycol DN both easy to manufacture. if the pipe is an assumed 2in wide x 14in long it can hold 44in^3 of liquid which would be around 2.4 LB of the explosive oil diluted to 75% with sawdust and you have around 1.8lb of dynamite contained in a steel tube and a briefcase with a 2x4 wooden inlay or other shrapnel producing containment you can expect it to destroy at least itself and you

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeah thats illegal information dude. They codified that into law establishing licensed explosive manufacture. You cant tell people how to manufacture with or without a license. I saw a guy pieced up and gang stalked by antifa for trying to teach azov how to build an IED on facebook. Because Gangstalking is real and twitter is a gangstalking platform for bolsheviks.

        I didnt believe it myself. I thought that fell under freedom of information, freedom of speech. Because maybe you like to know things. Or trying to piece someone up under the right to bare arms for a militia in case of invasions. but yeah, youre getting 32 months now federal.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Shut up, schizo.

          The paint covers physical evidence like dna, fingerprints etc

          I see you're a man of culture.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What am I looking at here?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nuke.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Some tactical nuke a supposed KGB defector claimed they smuggled in through a porous border and deposited in the woods near AOC's house, but no one has actually seen one. and that KGB defector's claims are deemed a bit exaggerated.

        Wow crazy! Can it really be that small or was this a ruse?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He just said according to his intel they got some across and in our woods. But no one has ever been able to retrieve one and he might be lying as part of a counter intelligence operation and theyre meant to attack our gov. infrastructure deemed critical in case of all out war.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          As always, you be the judge.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It could be a counter intelligence op. to plant a seed like that in washingtons mind to place them in a false sense of duress.

          But also I was reading something where we ran an op. to launched a bunch of weather balloons at Cuba to see their response times on a scramble. So it might be like that to gauge our abilities to "find the easter egg". which would be useful for a counter intelligence program. But its the CIA so they probably gave him all kinds of truth serums and lie detector tests.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Considering they abandoned

          https://i.imgur.com/SHw205U.jpg

          As always, you be the judge.

          after they realized they could just make nuke for existing artillery pieces, you'd be surprised how small they claimed they could get the damn things.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            the smallest US nuke the 155mm AFAP. It was 860 mm long, 155m diameter and weighed 54kg. That's smaller than the bad dragon dildo's I've seen femboys take balls deep.

            The Fourth Protocol of the Non-Proliferation Treaty bans unconventional delivery of nuclear munitions and things can't get any more unconventional than a 1970s west german leatherdaddy crossing the intergerman border with a 0.7 kt warhead concealed in his ass and detonating it to take out a major Warsaw Pact C3 complex.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              How long would it take to die of radiation poisoning, living 24/7 with a 155mm nuclear artillery shell lodged in your ass? Would you die of radiation first, or constipation?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Radiation, you wouldn't have to worry about constipation because your asshole and colon would slough out after all the cells died and began to decay.
                Radiation is no joke, death is a release from it's horrific grasp.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                How much radiation do nuclear weapons actually radiate past their casings during normal handling?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Very little since almost all the radiation from plutonium is alpha radiation which although very deadly doesn't have enough penetration to actually harm the body from outside.

                if you were to cover it in silicon based lube and stick it up your ass however....

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >The Fourth Protocol of the Non-Proliferation Treaty
              gets treaty banned. No limits on nukes now boys they were after all "guidelines" like pirates in piracy invoking "parlay".

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >155mm AFAP in ass
              God damned you, now I want to see a show, where femboy breaks hiers Non-Proliferation Treaty.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Some tactical nuke a supposed KGB defector claimed they smuggled in through a porous border and deposited in the woods near AOC's house, but no one has actually seen one. and that KGB defector's claims are deemed a bit exaggerated.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        According to the debrief, In such an event, a sleeper cell gets activated through a numbers station, goes to the woods digs it up then runs over and chunks it at Pelosi.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Replace the target Uranium with 250mg of ISC Proton substrate matter, switch out the “bulletin” with a 2mg contained ISC Neutron pellet and turn this 2-5Kt fart box into a 50-125Gt sea’er.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Plan a short vacation to NYC.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who is the garden gnome holding the briefcase? Is this from some press conference about Iran's plans for annaduh shoah?

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