Yeah, how would the toys be able to move around?
They must individually cost a metric frickton with all the engineering that goes into them, there's no way they could have reached the production phase and been sold to toy shops since each one would cost a million bucks.
The ceo was an eccentric arms dealer who was dissatisfied with toys not delivering on the hype so he wanted them to be a sort of halo line of ully interactive action figures and then equipped them with glow Black person grade batteries, servos and a newly developed chip that the DoD rejected for being too delicate and prone to malfunction.
They were shown to have fairly basic servos. How they moved fingers and what not was a bit questionable, but they also listed off some price tag that made it sounds like they weren't very cheap either.
That said, not military grade because it wasn't shielded against EMP.
Literal peak content. Nimrod's DNA from his tomb in Iraq, Giants of Kandahar, Area 51 GreyBlack person devil body program . This is what I'm talking about.
>take bog-standard not-Barbie doll >insert Tomahawk missile chip acquired by using someone else's password >it now has independent motive power and can take orders
drone and AI manufacturers wish it was this fricking easy
frick you moron, please tell me more about your deep magic understanding of quantum nanobot puppeteering 1 angstrom deep learning carbon fiber 3DICs or whatever you just shat out your ass
Yeah, how would the toys be able to move around?
They must individually cost a metric frickton with all the engineering that goes into them, there's no way they could have reached the production phase and been sold to toy shops since each one would cost a million bucks.
Correct, not realistic. What if you did it the other way round though? Put a learning algorithm into a line of toys and upload the latent space to a central server every time you run a software update. Your AI absorbs every crazy strategy devised by every child (and every grown up child who still likes tabletop gaming).
The thought did occur to me that giving an operator his own personal gremlin could be pretty handy
>personal gremlin
You would need to make sure the operator isn't careless with the million dollar gremlin. I therefore recommend it should have a 3d printed copy of the operator's own face, so he will empathize with it. Call it the "mini-me" system.
>mini-mes
Frick that, partner with those Jap waifu figure manufacturers. Give your guy a pocket-sized cute girl to protect, and he'll treat it like a fricking porcelain doll.
Of course, measures will need to be put in place to prevent...hotglue-ing...from becoming prevalent. The last thing the DoD needs is dozens of videos of their new supercomputers getting covered in semen all over the internet.
>Your AI absorbs every crazy strategy devised by every child (and every grown up child who still likes tabletop gaming).
I often wonder how much warthunder data is useful in this way? you have 60k players at any one time running around in a simulator...the more modern the vehicles the more pertinent the derived data sets.
https://www.aerotime.aero/articles/another-war-thunder-leak-player-reportedly-posts-restricted-f-16-documents >potentially classified or restricted documents regarding military vehicles have been posted by fans of the game >excerpts from a British Challenger 2 tank user manual were posted on one of the game’s forums, an attempt made by one user to convince the game’s developers to revamp the in-game model
Looks like MI6 are already on it.
If you haven't seen it, I'd recommend the sketch show he did with Bob Odenkirk (Saul from Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul), "Mr Show". He's unfortunately an unfunny L.A. homosexual now, but the show was great.
I remember seeing that movie. My brother and I had a Dr appointment that day, so we got out of school early, then my mom took us to the movies afterwards since it was still early. It was the first time I had ever been in an empty theater.
>the Commando Elite incident kept them together briefly, but his marriage had long been on the rocks and shortly afterwards, Mr Abernathy divorced his wife amicably and moved to California >he later remarried, taking his wife's name - Mrs Witwicky - and was a good father to his son Alan and stepson Sam, but he could never get them to meet >the new Mr Witwicky settled down to a quiet semi-retirement in Santa Monica >little did he know that this would not be his last encounter with sentient toys
I've seen two movies with her in them very recently, The Two Faces of January, and How to Lose Friends and Alienate People. She is an unappreciated babe
>tfw all missiles are sentient >they experience life for but only a few moments >they are not born searching for meaning >they have the single-minded hatred to destroy their target
back when Schlock Mercenary was good, there was a throwaway joke about rights organisations objecting to the (ab)use of warhead AIs which were programmed to find fulfilment in exploding. can't remember which strip that was
Pretty sure there's a scene where two adults are watching Patton while the Commando Elite guys are sneaking around their house. Either that or a similar movie
I heard once and failed to do any research to confirm that it had one of the only toy lines where the villains sold better than the heroes, because it turns out that the movie was correct and kids really do prefer badass military guys over ugly stupid monsters.
Excuse you.
Welcome back to the 90s, when fast food toys were actually fun and "toy safety standards? what toy safety standards?"
This is a Burger King Archer, by far the best of the set, because it had a fricking arrow launcher. They put a measly bit of string on it that only allowed it to go a few inches, as you can see. My dad being my dad, let me frick around for a couple of days before putting me out of my misery and spotting what he'd figured out the first time he triggered it - just cut the fricking string and it'll shoot at least six feet.
>shooty lego
Me and dad made a combat UGV with the Cybermaster kit. It was essentially a remote PC-controlled tracked lego vehicle kit, which dad mounted a wireless camera assembly to (he used this for RC aircraft normally). I figured out a way to mount a lego gun to it by coupling the dart shooter to the right here to a motor with an elastic band.
I remember testing it out by driving into the kitchen from my room and shooting at mom's feet while she was preparing dinner lel
>It's one of those childhood movies you'd expect to look back on the way you would Space Jam, but it's more like the first Toy Story or Jumanji.
the film's use of special effects was nothing short of magical. It was the kind of movie that while you were watching it, you completely forgot you were watching a movie. It was like you were peering in on this situation of sentient toys controlled by AI wreaking havoc on a town. The toy characters themselves are so masterfully done they almost seem like they have souls. Kind of crazy that the "toys coming to life" genre never really took off
80s/90s Sci-Fi Prediction: >Bleeding edge top secret military chips and software from weapons getting put into toys to save money on manufacturing costs and the result beats out all other toy companies
Present Day, Present War: >Cheap generic off-the-shelf civilian chips and hardware from toys getting put into weapons to save manufacturing costs and the result beats out all other defense companies
They gave all the Bad Guy soldiers sadistic faces (even Link Static the comms dude) except for Butch Meathook, who is Generic Black Soldier #836] >WDTMBT
Oh fugg anon good memories. The opening scenes of him biking to the quaint little toy store in a comfy downtown really makes me.think we are living in actual hell
That whole movie was fricking gold but the General in that scene always got me good, I still crack up seeing just a screenshot of his "bruh, what the actual frick" face lmao.
Could this have ever happened IRL? I thought nuclear orders had to be sent on secure channels with activation codes, precisely so that some madman can't just grab the radio and shout "launch".
Because she was a cute old woman face.
Imagine NOT liking hags.
I thought she was cute as well. Then again, everyone in high school gave me funny looks because they thought I was too old to be there. Maybe 30 year old teenagers are only cute to each other.
theres a pretty infamous case of a soviet submarine getting scared during the cuban missile crisis and almost firing their nuclear torpedoes due to depth charges, which they would have authority to do if they knew a nuclear exchange had started.
>first instinct: draw weapon and fire >"He's gonna stay here and die for his country, like a good soldier."
He was.
[...]
The overall tone is still anti-war. >why can't we all just get along, why have all these scary nukes
That's one of the really cool things watching the movie later on that I noticed. The film was definitely anti-war, at the minimum anti-nuke, but still presented the military as competent, capable, well-led, and more than that well-meaning. There's even the subtle clues about Hogarth's father having been an Air Force pilot that died in Korea.
All that while the glowie was shown as a narcissistic sociopath that was willing to chloroform a child and threaten to put him into foster care.
It really is a notable thing they achieved with that kind of balance for an animated kids film.
Sometimes it really is a bit wild to see the level of nuance and downright good storytelling in a lot of those movies from 90s.
Don't forget that it's also in the middle of the McCarthy era where the US was *this* close to become a dictatorship by just imprisoning anyone that doesn't parrot the same government approved opinions. If not imprisoning then still "ruining your life".
(On that note: I do wonder how much the McCarthy era reinforced the Civil Rights era... like it wasn't just about black rights, it was rather against the government authorities as a whole)
Frick, I remember rewatching this as I was cleaning a gun after the range. Fricking cozy. That scene where the kid comes back home and watches horror movies while eating junk food is one of my favorite scenes for some reason. It just looks so cool, for some reason. It's like "this kid is just like me but he gets to stay home alone and watch horror movies while eating junk food"
I will never forgive them for not making the sequel
I cry everytime I watch this movie
Every single time I feel like going out and shooting Black folk and israelites I remember you don't have to be a gun and burst into tears
If this movie wanted to portray hardass killer types as anything other than wisecrackers that are fun to watch at work then they fricked up. Hell the robots even act out the part of soldiers. They explicitly don't kill or even injure any actual people until they directly get in the way of them breaking the other toys. At which point I assume a protocol determines they are "paramilitary assisting the enemy". Then they try to kill them.
Then there was this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHRbX3gDba8
I'm not sure what they were trying to say with this drug-fueled pipedream. I guess just 90s sarcasm and cynicism.
I have consistently quoted this movie since I saw it when I was a kid, and most people just think I'm insane because they don't know what I'm referencing
"Alan, friend of Archer, defender of all Gorgonites, keeper of Encarta."
"Beware, there will be no mercy."
"Civilian! Declare your allegiance!"
"You can be a prisoner or a casualty, it's up to you."
"If it launches, lacerates or detonates, I want it mobile and I want it lethal!"
Holy shit a Small Soldiers thread on /k/. I'm pretty late to the party but my brother and I loved this movie when we were kids. We had the Small Soldiers Karate Fighters toys and we had so many goddamn battles with them we ended up breaking them. It might not be clear from the commercial, but each figure had a small pressure plate on their chest that would cause them to pop off their stand if it was hit with a perfect blow. The tensions was palpable.
Well as the commercial said the Karate Fighters set was sold separately so that was the only set of Small Soldiers action figures we had. Even if we had more I wouldn't of ever done that to my brother. We were and still are quite close on account of our unstable and weird childhood.
>tfw all missiles are sentient >they experience life for but only a few moments >they are not born searching for meaning >they have the single-minded hatred to destroy their target
>glues a chip to a plastic toy
>becomes sentient
Yeah science=magic. The movie was kino tho
Yeah, how would the toys be able to move around?
They must individually cost a metric frickton with all the engineering that goes into them, there's no way they could have reached the production phase and been sold to toy shops since each one would cost a million bucks.
The ceo was an eccentric arms dealer who was dissatisfied with toys not delivering on the hype so he wanted them to be a sort of halo line of ully interactive action figures and then equipped them with glow Black person grade batteries, servos and a newly developed chip that the DoD rejected for being too delicate and prone to malfunction.
They were shown to have fairly basic servos. How they moved fingers and what not was a bit questionable, but they also listed off some price tag that made it sounds like they weren't very cheap either.
That said, not military grade because it wasn't shielded against EMP.
Now explain how the not-Barbies moved around
Salvaged parts and wires plus toys capable of making their own weapons.
lol
I don't know which makes less sense, that the toys duplicated microchips or that they rewired Barbies for mobility
>Yeah science=magic
>he doesn’t know darpa does literal faustian bargains
Literal peak content. Nimrod's DNA from his tomb in Iraq, Giants of Kandahar, Area 51 GreyBlack person devil body program . This is what I'm talking about.
>take bog-standard not-Barbie doll
>insert Tomahawk missile chip acquired by using someone else's password
>it now has independent motive power and can take orders
drone and AI manufacturers wish it was this fricking easy
still. 100% kino
closer to reality than any of you realise(don't kill me I am a fren)
frick you moron, please tell me more about your deep magic understanding of quantum nanobot puppeteering 1 angstrom deep learning carbon fiber 3DICs or whatever you just shat out your ass
Correct, not realistic. What if you did it the other way round though? Put a learning algorithm into a line of toys and upload the latent space to a central server every time you run a software update. Your AI absorbs every crazy strategy devised by every child (and every grown up child who still likes tabletop gaming).
>personal gremlin
You would need to make sure the operator isn't careless with the million dollar gremlin. I therefore recommend it should have a 3d printed copy of the operator's own face, so he will empathize with it. Call it the "mini-me" system.
>mini-mes
Frick that, partner with those Jap waifu figure manufacturers. Give your guy a pocket-sized cute girl to protect, and he'll treat it like a fricking porcelain doll.
Of course, measures will need to be put in place to prevent...hotglue-ing...from becoming prevalent. The last thing the DoD needs is dozens of videos of their new supercomputers getting covered in semen all over the internet.
>Your AI absorbs every crazy strategy devised by every child (and every grown up child who still likes tabletop gaming).
I often wonder how much warthunder data is useful in this way? you have 60k players at any one time running around in a simulator...the more modern the vehicles the more pertinent the derived data sets.
https://www.aerotime.aero/articles/another-war-thunder-leak-player-reportedly-posts-restricted-f-16-documents
>potentially classified or restricted documents regarding military vehicles have been posted by fans of the game
>excerpts from a British Challenger 2 tank user manual were posted on one of the game’s forums, an attempt made by one user to convince the game’s developers to revamp the in-game model
Looks like MI6 are already on it.
That would imply its a good simulator
Thanks anon gonna torrent that now
Loved this movie as a kid and then later realized this is the same actor who played renowned actor and analrapist Tobias Fünke.
I just blue myself
Daddy needs to get his rocks off
there's gotta be a better way to say that
If you haven't seen it, I'd recommend the sketch show he did with Bob Odenkirk (Saul from Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul), "Mr Show". He's unfortunately an unfunny L.A. homosexual now, but the show was great.
Who is Saul Goodman's Smash Ultimate main?
It's fricking Slippin' Jimmy.
goddamn i miss that, and Kids in the Hall
ronnie frickin dobbs
Yall are brutalizin me!
>"IT WAS FOR CHARITY!"
Holy shit I can't believe I haven't thought about this in so long.
The thought did occur to me that giving an operator his own personal gremlin could be pretty handy
I remember seeing that movie. My brother and I had a Dr appointment that day, so we got out of school early, then my mom took us to the movies afterwards since it was still early. It was the first time I had ever been in an empty theater.
>the Commando Elite incident kept them together briefly, but his marriage had long been on the rocks and shortly afterwards, Mr Abernathy divorced his wife amicably and moved to California
>he later remarried, taking his wife's name - Mrs Witwicky - and was a good father to his son Alan and stepson Sam, but he could never get them to meet
>the new Mr Witwicky settled down to a quiet semi-retirement in Santa Monica
>little did he know that this would not be his last encounter with sentient toys
Nice
>The chips were Cybertronian embryos
>the leader of the Commando Elite is called Major Chip Hazard
>MAJOR CHIP HAZARD
they put way too much effort in this
woah
>Kirsten Dunst is sixteen years old
>SIXTEEN
if ever any girl was cursed with "old-woman face"... how the hell did she make it as high as she did
I've seen two movies with her in them very recently, The Two Faces of January, and How to Lose Friends and Alienate People. She is an unappreciated babe
>babe
yes, we all knew that after Spider-Man
doesn't change the fact that she had a thirty-year-old woman's face at sixteen
>at 16
Try 6, go watch Interview With a Vampire
You're not wrong.
Pishaw You boys make me laugh
God I wanna frick her in that pic
try going outside, anon
it was a pretty woman face
jokes on you guys, i used to fap mercilessly to this piggu face
Because she was a cute old woman face.
Imagine NOT liking hags.
>PrepHole be like "shes so much hotter than zendaya"
theyre both mid af
>zendaya
ewww
back when Schlock Mercenary was good, there was a throwaway joke about rights organisations objecting to the (ab)use of warhead AIs which were programmed to find fulfilment in exploding. can't remember which strip that was
back when they gave the villains a good send-off
Quick trivia fact:
There's a scene in this movie where a toy soldier makes a speech in front of the USA flag. This is an homage to the movie Patton.
The scene also basically has the same music as the Patton scene because Jerry Goldsmith did the soundtracks for both films.
Damn, my blind ass has never noticed the flag in the background is a puzzle before.
Pretty sure there's a scene where two adults are watching Patton while the Commando Elite guys are sneaking around their house. Either that or a similar movie
>"I think World War II was my favorite war."
RIP Phil Hartman
Commando elites were the best
Unironically better than Avatar in every single respect
I now have the repetitive theme music from the RTS PC game stuck in my head and so do you
For me it was the PS1 game
That game was so much better than it had any right to be considering it was a movie tie-in game.
>not playing the superior pc fighting game
Played the demo
Played the game because it was one of the pirated games my step-dad got us for the PS1 from a friend at work.
Loved this game. Nick Nitro was an absolute beast.
Total gorgonite death
>he Gorgonzolas
Nigornites
Anyone else scared of the Barbies on the first watch then few years later you rewatch and get strange boner?
No
>and then you get double boner when you look at the credits and see the voice actress is Christina Ricci
>and Sarah Michelle Gellar, but who cares
I heard once and failed to do any research to confirm that it had one of the only toy lines where the villains sold better than the heroes, because it turns out that the movie was correct and kids really do prefer badass military guys over ugly stupid monsters.
>it had one of the only toy lines where the villains sold better than the heroes
Surely that must be quite common, I mean you only need one Luke Skywalker, Batman or Master Chief but you need a bunch of goons for them to fight.
i have master chief in a 3way fite with master chef and south park chef when i take my bed time bath
To be fair all the Gorgonite designs were lame as frick.
Excuse you.
Welcome back to the 90s, when fast food toys were actually fun and "toy safety standards? what toy safety standards?"
This is a Burger King Archer, by far the best of the set, because it had a fricking arrow launcher. They put a measly bit of string on it that only allowed it to go a few inches, as you can see. My dad being my dad, let me frick around for a couple of days before putting me out of my misery and spotting what he'd figured out the first time he triggered it - just cut the fricking string and it'll shoot at least six feet.
I had so much fun with this.
>Welcome back to the 90s
You were enjoying prosperity and grunge music in the USA
The Russian man was trying not to get raped by Chechens
>shooty lego
Me and dad made a combat UGV with the Cybermaster kit. It was essentially a remote PC-controlled tracked lego vehicle kit, which dad mounted a wireless camera assembly to (he used this for RC aircraft normally). I figured out a way to mount a lego gun to it by coupling the dart shooter to the right here to a motor with an elastic band.
I remember testing it out by driving into the kitchen from my room and shooting at mom's feet while she was preparing dinner lel
i had this lil guy with chip hazard, i miss em both
the problem is they varied way too much
I cant even remember what they looked like
Greetings, Alan-Now-Shutup.
I'm not a ma'am!
This fricking movie. One of those things where I haven't thought of it in years but a huge rush of memories hit me.
It's one of those childhood movies you'd expect to look back on the way you would Space Jam, but it's more like the first Toy Story or Jumanji.
>It's one of those childhood movies you'd expect to look back on the way you would Space Jam, but it's more like the first Toy Story or Jumanji.
the film's use of special effects was nothing short of magical. It was the kind of movie that while you were watching it, you completely forgot you were watching a movie. It was like you were peering in on this situation of sentient toys controlled by AI wreaking havoc on a town. The toy characters themselves are so masterfully done they almost seem like they have souls. Kind of crazy that the "toys coming to life" genre never really took off
>the film's use of special effects
the CGI actually looks good even now
I used to own the Major Chip Hazard action figure as a kid.
nobody asked, nobody cares
I care. Thanks for sharing, anon. I had a couple myself but can't remember which
Killer sex dolls from russia! Grindhouse flick
Too bad the Wikipedia says it was toned down for kids and a sequel was cancelled
80s/90s Sci-Fi Prediction:
>Bleeding edge top secret military chips and software from weapons getting put into toys to save money on manufacturing costs and the result beats out all other toy companies
Present Day, Present War:
>Cheap generic off-the-shelf civilian chips and hardware from toys getting put into weapons to save manufacturing costs and the result beats out all other defense companies
>"Shame. Could've been a great commercial"
That's the point
burger toy chips are military-grade chips for turdworlders
chicken pot chicken pot chicken pot pie
This homies face used to creep me out. Well actually it still does.
They gave all the Bad Guy soldiers sadistic faces (even Link Static the comms dude) except for Butch Meathook, who is Generic Black Soldier #836]
>WDTMBT
Oh fugg anon good memories. The opening scenes of him biking to the quaint little toy store in a comfy downtown really makes me.think we are living in actual hell
Wasn't this a homosexual anti war movie where the soldiers are the bad toys and the good toys were the native American one killing whitey
>1998
It was the era of "we've achieved world peace we don't need no steenkin military"
still loads of fun. back then they didn't belabour you with the moral truncheon, unlike now.
That was the first movie that brought major emotion as a kid. Lol wild I forgot all about it. Excellent movie.
>WHERE'S THE GIANT, MANSLEY?
That whole movie was fricking gold but the General in that scene always got me good, I still crack up seeing just a screenshot of his "bruh, what the actual frick" face lmao.
Could this have ever happened IRL? I thought nuclear orders had to be sent on secure channels with activation codes, precisely so that some madman can't just grab the radio and shout "launch".
I thought she was cute as well. Then again, everyone in high school gave me funny looks because they thought I was too old to be there. Maybe 30 year old teenagers are only cute to each other.
theres a pretty infamous case of a soviet submarine getting scared during the cuban missile crisis and almost firing their nuclear torpedoes due to depth charges, which they would have authority to do if they knew a nuclear exchange had started.
This face?
I mean, the military in the Iron Giant was quite competent and rational.
It was the equivalent of a glowBlack person causing all the problems lmao.
His car is labelled Bureau of Unexplained Phenomena. He's from an X-Files unit.
Those are my favorite.
a glowBlack person is a glowBlack person. he is a government spook
That's one of the really cool things watching the movie later on that I noticed. The film was definitely anti-war, at the minimum anti-nuke, but still presented the military as competent, capable, well-led, and more than that well-meaning. There's even the subtle clues about Hogarth's father having been an Air Force pilot that died in Korea.
All that while the glowie was shown as a narcissistic sociopath that was willing to chloroform a child and threaten to put him into foster care.
Its a wonderful balance to strike.
That took some thought, or indicates a high level of nuance at the least on the part of the writers.
It really is a notable thing they achieved with that kind of balance for an animated kids film.
Sometimes it really is a bit wild to see the level of nuance and downright good storytelling in a lot of those movies from 90s.
>That awkward moment when a children's film has more subtlety than most modern anti-war films
Don't forget that it's also in the middle of the McCarthy era where the US was *this* close to become a dictatorship by just imprisoning anyone that doesn't parrot the same government approved opinions. If not imprisoning then still "ruining your life".
(On that note: I do wonder how much the McCarthy era reinforced the Civil Rights era... like it wasn't just about black rights, it was rather against the government authorities as a whole)
And the Glowie was kinda right in a way. the IG was there as a weapon to kill everything
The general was a cool guy.
>first instinct: draw weapon and fire
>"He's gonna stay here and die for his country, like a good soldier."
He was.
The overall tone is still anti-war.
>why can't we all just get along, why have all these scary nukes
Frick, I remember rewatching this as I was cleaning a gun after the range. Fricking cozy. That scene where the kid comes back home and watches horror movies while eating junk food is one of my favorite scenes for some reason. It just looks so cool, for some reason. It's like "this kid is just like me but he gets to stay home alone and watch horror movies while eating junk food"
I will never forgive them for not making the sequel
I cry everytime I watch this movie
Every single time I feel like going out and shooting Black folk and israelites I remember you don't have to be a gun and burst into tears
If this movie wanted to portray hardass killer types as anything other than wisecrackers that are fun to watch at work then they fricked up. Hell the robots even act out the part of soldiers. They explicitly don't kill or even injure any actual people until they directly get in the way of them breaking the other toys. At which point I assume a protocol determines they are "paramilitary assisting the enemy". Then they try to kill them.
Then there was this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHRbX3gDba8
I'm not sure what they were trying to say with this drug-fueled pipedream. I guess just 90s sarcasm and cynicism.
toys is schizo kino
>small soldiers thread
>nobody posted an image of a tied up 15 year old girl yet
You people are fricking failures.
Anon we aren't pedophiles like yourself, we only frick guns and deer
and aliens
And cryptids.
>seriously implying you wouldn't frick a 15 year old Kirsten Dunst in bondage
God I hate nuPrepHole. A lot has fricking changed since 2006.
>tied up 15 year old girl
with 30yo face
Is that young David Cross?
Why yes, yes it is, anon.
>David Cross
He's the guy who blue himself, right?
I have consistently quoted this movie since I saw it when I was a kid, and most people just think I'm insane because they don't know what I'm referencing
"Alan, friend of Archer, defender of all Gorgonites, keeper of Encarta."
"Beware, there will be no mercy."
"Civilian! Declare your allegiance!"
"You can be a prisoner or a casualty, it's up to you."
"If it launches, lacerates or detonates, I want it mobile and I want it lethal!"
>thinks that's bad
You should see WHERE I put those toys;)
Holy shit a Small Soldiers thread on /k/. I'm pretty late to the party but my brother and I loved this movie when we were kids. We had the Small Soldiers Karate Fighters toys and we had so many goddamn battles with them we ended up breaking them. It might not be clear from the commercial, but each figure had a small pressure plate on their chest that would cause them to pop off their stand if it was hit with a perfect blow. The tensions was palpable.
>film about killer toys
>make actual toys of it
How did you resist the urge to arrange them in formation next to your brother while he was sleeping?
Well as the commercial said the Karate Fighters set was sold separately so that was the only set of Small Soldiers action figures we had. Even if we had more I wouldn't of ever done that to my brother. We were and still are quite close on account of our unstable and weird childhood.
Man, that was a fricking classic. 94' WW@
>WE ARE THE COMMANDO ELITE, EVERYTHING ELSE IS JUST A TOY
>dnt dnt dnt
>another bites the dust
they really REALLY put too much effort into this
I want to put my chip in Ms. Kegel
I want her to start doing kegels while it's inside.
AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN
Thanks for reminding me of the other obscure movie where they turned toys for war
I feel weird about the fact that I immediately recognized this thread despite having seen the movie only once in theater 25 years ago
This, but I'm pretty sure it was a Netflix rental back when you got DVDs in the mail.
>tfw all missiles are sentient
>they experience life for but only a few moments
>they are not born searching for meaning
>they have the single-minded hatred to destroy their target
:'(
standard issue is insufficient.