Why not just buy a van?

Why not just buy a van?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only murderers and rapist drive vans

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Only murderers and rapist drive vans
      Steve Wallis started out driving a van

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Steve Wallis was a homo

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes, but his gay rape and murder counts were epic

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey, I drive a van and haven't murdered anyone...

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Only murderers and rapist drive vans
        >Hey, I drive a van and haven't murdered anyone...

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Haha
          >I wish it was me

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              All sex is basically rape, anon. Liberal arts majors teach us this

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember back in the 80s and 90s when work vans were literally just as popular as work trucks. Hell... half of the work trucks had a bed topper on them. It was only a rapist van if it didn't have a ladder rack on it.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've owned 2 camper vans. They are unfathomably based for one person. A literal submarine in society.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A literal submarine in society.
      What a perfect sales pitch

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not trying to sell you anything, brother. Living in a van is like having a night job. There is a distinct feeling of separation from society.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't call you a shill for vans, I meant it like you really sold the concept with one sentence.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            My bad. I apologize, Anon.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Apology accepted. After all, you're only human.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever you do, don’t bring a gril with you
    >be me
    >qt 3.14 gf who loves /out
    >wildandcrazyplan.exe
    >we put our life savings into a van to have the summer of a lifetime
    >I put in 4k, she puts in 1.5k
    >We renovate a work van just like on garden gnometube
    >drive from Ontario to Vancouver Island, stopping to camp all across the country
    >pretty comfy most of the time
    >gf goes deep schizo into the whole, quirky hippy meme
    >stops shaving, no deo, shampoo is toxic, etc
    >we can’t shower frequently to begin with, so I’m sure you can ponder the fragrance
    >seen her shit inna bucket too many times to count
    >teehee anon, it’s natural
    >where has my qt, feminine gf gone?
    >too much time together and I’m starting to see nothing but flaws
    >don’t really wanna have seggs anymore because she grosses me out tbqhtbh
    >start arguing over stupid shit
    >we get to beautiful, British Columbia
    >stay at a work away commune farm for the “enriching experience” with other hippy dippy people
    >by people, I mean drugged out transients and hardcore green utopia leftists
    >there are many “polyamorous” types
    >gf tells me we should have a foursome with one of the other couples
    >dont really want to, but yolo, I guess
    >big mistake
    >the other couple were some unwashed crack heads with dirty, fused dreadlocks
    >desperately trying to forget the aroma
    >gf is getting railed by this guy while I get the saddest blowjob from this stick thin druggie gril
    >I barely even have a half chub, pushing rope into her unwashed vagoo
    >forcibly c00m to get it over with
    >buddy is still going to town
    >awkwardly leave their tent
    >gf comes back to our van
    >huge fight
    >I can’t even look at her, or who she has become
    >leave the next morning
    >bought a bus ticket back to Ontario, cut my van losses, don’t even care
    >she messages and calls me non-stop
    >ignore her calls, leave her on read
    >don’t tell any of our friends
    >just solo camped and seethed a couple more times before school started again

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Should have taken the van with you and just dumped the skank at the hippy commune.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >can't keep his woman in line
      Pfft.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>gf is getting railed by this guy
      What compels anyone go through this? Like, sharing a person you supposedly care for with someone else? I'm starting to believe nofap bros are right when they say porn fries people's brains.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        most people have too much of a wet noodle personality to exercise any attrition when this kind of shit happens

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he had so much of a wet noodle personality he couldn't even respond to this
          God damn, anon, you murdered him.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sharing a person you supposedly care for with someone else?
        >supposedly care
        And there it is.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >can't keep his woman in line
      Pfft.

      Fr fr ong no cap anon. Women are unironically just children to the right man. You need to lead her for her to be led. On your next woman, be the stubborn father-like leader of your pack of two and she will follow your word. I’ve made the same mistake as you did, albeit I’ve never been cucked. Find yourself a nice church girl with similar features to you so your children will continue your line properly (read: no racemixing, less traitmixing).
      Women are retarded deep down regardless of any veneer of intelligence that garden gnometube politics helps them put on. The more “independent” they act, the further they are rejecting their nature and like a homosexual in denial, the deeper they will fall back into it if you get them to accept it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Find yourself a nice church girl
        Lmao I hope you do find one, you're in for a big surprise.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      fucking kek'd. funny story but you're an actual drooling retard if its true

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >agreeing to a foursome or anything like that ever
      you done goofed

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would agree to a foursome with three girls. What's wrong with that?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      KEK IT'S THE KEKPOSTER

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've only been on PrepHole for like a month but i know it's pasta
      still i feel the urge to post:
      C U C C

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a pasta because the guy posts it every van thread. The reason he posts it constantly is because he thinks that if he warns others and talks about his experience, that somehow makes him less of a cuckold.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          lol what is this fr why the fuck would a person do that lmao this is fucking sick
          i used to say I'm glad I'm not Anthony Burch but I'm even more glad I'm not this guy. Whenever it gets all so tiresome (I work in hospital IT) I'll just remember I don't watch my girl shit in a bucket and hearing her asscheeks smack against an unemployed man's pelvis. lmao how do people live like this

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            i mean making all that shit take place is bad enough but reposting the story on an anonymous image board is a whole new level. i can't even decide what kind of reaction face to post

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice life experience there

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry you went through this
      but
      you did it wrong brother

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You might wanna check tree planting facebook groups I think your Ex was murdered.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we get to beautiful, British Columbia
      And it all went wrong from there. The absolute state of BBC

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shit costs money bro

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do not need a second van. It's great though, small enough that I can park it anywhere and I have somewhere guaranteed warm and comfy to go back to if I wake up soaked and freezing at 2AM. Never really bothered camping in Winter before I got it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just bought a transit connect recently myself - its a 2004 and got it for £1,400.

        Using it to move, then will strip and rebuild for camping in the Scottish Highlands.

        Any tips?

        When I got it the fan only worked on max, got a new blower resistor. Works fine now. Changed one of the back light fittings as it was cracked. Put in a decent radio.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Check for rust,

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just make sure the sills are solid, a good body shop can revive them but it's usually around 700 credits, any weird oil leak is probably going to be the vacuum pump for the breaks which is an easy fix, convert the rear drums to disks because they're finicky as hell and make the bed as narrow as you can comfortably get away with, had a double and getting out for a piss at night was a hassle till I got rid of half of it and had some floor space.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Half the bed, can sit up in the morning. Got a laptop holster on the wall for business. Does it all.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Loch lomond?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yee, getting samples before they kill all the wallabies.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nice, kayaked and camped on that island with the missus for a couple days in summer. Didn't see any wallabies but lots of their scat about. Hopefully gonna go back next year

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm only an hours drive so practically live on it over summer. Probably passed each other

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I took my ma to see them last month, pretty much always see them if you go past the (now burnt down)house and then follow the path up the hill to a rocky outcrop then hang out there for half an hour. Saw a mother and her foal just hanging out there for ages.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      are these handcuffs?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a magician.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    if i could find a proper rust free e250 with a 7,3 and a 4x4 conversion and an automatic that doesnt blow up i would.
    >inb4 sportsmobile
    their prices are just retarded and i like tye old idi's

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >waiting for a unicorn instead of grabbing something decent enough for a few grand and just fixing it up yourself and making it yours
      ngmi

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i bought a 2wd for 180€ once but it was so rusty and clapped out it wasnt worth saving when the e4od eventually blew up, i also know perfectly well how time consuming and costly it is to "just fix up" something of that scale to become a viable vehicle to actually travel around in.
        i want to spend my weekends car camping not cursing in a garage and im not waiting for The Unicorn i just get along with more common and less time consuming cars, but one can dream...

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Searched up "camper van" and saw this in seconds, didn't even have to look. Less than $10K (Canadian), seems mechanically fine besides an oil issue.
          The longer you wait the less likely you are to get a working van at all. Live a little. Don't go for a $200 shitbox but you don't need to spend $60K either.
          Just pick something that looks like it'd do the job and add to it as you go.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >That bed
            Shit, unless you're a midget hope you enjoy sleeping in the fetal position.
            Looks comfy otherwise.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              You know that you can sleep diagonally, right?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            old and dealer buildt campers are the worst starting point ever. everything is old, rotten and smelly, buildt by 70s or 80s gear and way too cramped because they try to fit too much stuff inside and they always leave our windows. im dead set on building my own and it doesnt need more than a proper recliner chair, some storage, cooler for beer and a heating system. cooking should be done outside and sleeping in a popup roof conversion.
            as much as i like ferd vans it seems that defenders or landcruisers are the most viable option for this and im budgeting for 3-400k.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              opps, 3-40K

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would, but am saving for a house.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a van would be enough to make a dent in his house savings
      you're not gonna buy a house lmao

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        My house on an acre cost $34K and my truck cost $15K...

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm thinking about getting a Honda Element.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They have a great turn radius. I like them.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      hahaha do you remember those commercials from 15 years ago when they first came out with the Element
      the one with the platypus still kills me

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >church is… le BAD!
    >why am I so weak in my relationships and why does my girlfriend fuck other men
    Kek

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      modern churches are great places to find married women to fuck.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why not just buy a van?
    Why not buy a canvas tent?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      checked, and I've actually been thinking about this for a while.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >canvas tent?
      These look so damn comfy. Being a eurocuck is suffering.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Get smart and nove

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because when I get to where I want to the only step for setting up is;
      Apply Handbrake

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't go where I like to go in a van, simple as that.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >girl wants a 4some
    >actually, she just wants to fuck another guy. The 2nd bitch is just a trade deal so you can watch her get that ooey gooey junkie load
    >agree to it, without even knowing who youre hooking up with
    >turns out its a bad trade but still do it anyways
    >the junkie bitch isnt even a good lay, so now youre getting proper fucked while you sit there watching the methhead give your girl the pleasure shes never had
    >"dude i got to fuck an ugly used up tweaker bitch while junkie joe plowed my girl. Hes a cuck too!"
    Her "boyfriend" didnt give a shit because he got some fresh primo puss while you were going down on some rotten bandersnatch thats been passed around from camp to camp. He knew he was getting the better deal. You're right you're not a cuckold, you've somehow become something even more pathetic. At least a cuckold admits that hes a sad bastard. You couldve avoided that entirely if you just had the balls to tell your girl that she stinks, but instead lived with the vanlyfe female equivalent of a piss jug hikikomori.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      anon tells it like it is. It do be like that.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pure autism

      lol what is this fr why the fuck would a person do that lmao this is fucking sick
      i used to say I'm glad I'm not Anthony Burch but I'm even more glad I'm not this guy. Whenever it gets all so tiresome (I work in hospital IT) I'll just remember I don't watch my girl shit in a bucket and hearing her asscheeks smack against an unemployed man's pelvis. lmao how do people live like this

      Who is Anthony Burch? It’s in the past now bro. I’m comfy, getting my degree. About to start dating another gril if things go well. She’s not an PrepHoleist tho, don’t worry. No more shit bucket bitches for me

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's in the past bro
        >I watched another man fuck my girl bro
        You're a cuck, bro.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        seriously how can you live with that image in your mind? if you find your girl in bed with another man it's one thing and that would drive me insane, but you fucking watched it happen lol I can't even fathom how a man could consent to that

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, you let her become a shit bucket girl. She was just a normie-tier PrepHole bitch at first, you said so yourself. Weak willed gay

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        aight king more power to you. no hate from me. google Anthony Burch greentexts for a good keq

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He had so many opportunities to say no.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Not a cucc. I fucked his gril too. Is he a cuck then?
    yes because a crackhead fucked your bitch lmao @ ur life also he done cucc way before that for not keepin his hoe in checc

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    fantastic bait post

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not a bait post. He really thinks like that. His lil pp stood up when he saw another man fucking his woman.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No it didn’t, the smells and the sights made me push rope the whole time. It fucking sucked. You don’t know me gay

        Nice life experience there

        All experience and knowledge is helpful, my G, but I hope you never have to experience this. It’s an abstract feel

        I'm sorry you went through this
        but
        you did it wrong brother

        How could I have “done it right”

        >sharing a person you supposedly care for with someone else?
        >supposedly care
        And there it is.

        I had a yolo, free spirit, adventure, lmao wild crazy sex stories moment. Obviously it was a mistake. tbh, after the bucket shidding and failure to groom and wash herself, I didn’t care for her the same way I did before

        You might wanna check tree planting facebook groups I think your Ex was murdered.

        I deleted her from social media and haven’t seen her around my town, so idk where she’s at. What makes you say that?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      how did this many newfags fall for this shit? the fishing thread wish they had bait this potent

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sad to see a perfectly good van thread go to waste, kek.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The monsters outside your tent are more afraid of you than you are of them.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Been doing it out in the bushes of east Texas.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That seems like a fucking sauna

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why not just buy a fuckhuge RV and then park it at a "campsite" 50 yards off the highway?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you go to a blue state you can park your van next to an elementary school and shoot up and jerk off by the playground with kids around without getting bothered by anyone so there's that.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you go to California you can do this literally anywhere. Just drop your RV on the side of the road, or hell, right on the road, and nobody will ever bother you.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's what he said tardbro, California is a "blue", aka Democrat/Progressive controlled state.

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