Why not just buy a van?

Why not just buy a van?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Only murderers and rapist drive vans

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Only murderers and rapist drive vans
      Steve Wallis started out driving a van

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Steve Wallis was a homo

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          yes, but his gay rape and murder counts were epic

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hey, I drive a van and haven't murdered anyone...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Only murderers and rapist drive vans
        >Hey, I drive a van and haven't murdered anyone...

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Haha
          >I wish it was me

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              All sex is basically rape, anon. Liberal arts majors teach us this

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I remember back in the 80s and 90s when work vans were literally just as popular as work trucks. Hell... half of the work trucks had a bed topper on them. It was only a rapist van if it didn't have a ladder rack on it.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I've owned 2 camper vans. They are unfathomably based for one person. A literal submarine in society.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >A literal submarine in society.
      What a perfect sales pitch

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not trying to sell you anything, brother. Living in a van is like having a night job. There is a distinct feeling of separation from society.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't call you a shill for vans, I meant it like you really sold the concept with one sentence.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            My bad. I apologize, Anon.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Apology accepted. After all, you're only human.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever you do, don’t bring a gril with you
    >be me
    >qt 3.14 gf who loves /out
    >wildandcrazyplan.exe
    >we put our life savings into a van to have the summer of a lifetime
    >I put in 4k, she puts in 1.5k
    >We renovate a work van just like on israelitetube
    >drive from Ontario to Vancouver Island, stopping to camp all across the country
    >pretty comfy most of the time
    >gf goes deep schizo into the whole, quirky hippy meme
    >stops shaving, no deo, shampoo is toxic, etc
    >we can’t shower frequently to begin with, so I’m sure you can ponder the fragrance
    >seen her shit inna bucket too many times to count
    >teehee anon, it’s natural
    >where has my qt, feminine gf gone?
    >too much time together and I’m starting to see nothing but flaws
    >don’t really wanna have seggs anymore because she grosses me out tbqhtbh
    >start arguing over stupid shit
    >we get to beautiful, British Columbia
    >stay at a work away commune farm for the “enriching experience” with other hippy dippy people
    >by people, I mean drugged out transients and hardcore green utopia leftists
    >there are many “polyamorous” types
    >gf tells me we should have a foursome with one of the other couples
    >dont really want to, but yolo, I guess
    >big mistake
    >the other couple were some unwashed crack heads with dirty, fused dreadlocks
    >desperately trying to forget the aroma
    >gf is getting railed by this guy while I get the saddest blowjob from this stick thin druggie gril
    >I barely even have a half chub, pushing rope into her unwashed vagoo
    >forcibly c00m to get it over with
    >buddy is still going to town
    >awkwardly leave their tent
    >gf comes back to our van
    >huge fight
    >I can’t even look at her, or who she has become
    >leave the next morning
    >bought a bus ticket back to Ontario, cut my van losses, don’t even care
    >she messages and calls me non-stop
    >ignore her calls, leave her on read
    >don’t tell any of our friends
    >just solo camped and seethed a couple more times before school started again

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Should have taken the van with you and just dumped the bawd at the hippy commune.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >can't keep his woman in line
      Pfft.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >>gf is getting railed by this guy
      What compels anyone go through this? Like, sharing a person you supposedly care for with someone else? I'm starting to believe nofap bros are right when they say porn fries people's brains.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        most people have too much of a wet noodle personality to exercise any attrition when this kind of shit happens

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >he had so much of a wet noodle personality he couldn't even respond to this
          God damn, anon, you murdered him.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >sharing a person you supposedly care for with someone else?
        >supposedly care
        And there it is.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >can't keep his woman in line
      Pfft.

      Fr fr ong no cap anon. Women are unironically just children to the right man. You need to lead her for her to be led. On your next woman, be the stubborn father-like leader of your pack of two and she will follow your word. I’ve made the same mistake as you did, albeit I’ve never been cucked. Find yourself a nice church girl with similar features to you so your children will continue your line properly (read: no racemixing, less traitmixing).
      Women are moronic deep down regardless of any veneer of intelligence that israelitetube politics helps them put on. The more “independent” they act, the further they are rejecting their nature and like a homosexual in denial, the deeper they will fall back into it if you get them to accept it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Find yourself a nice church girl
        Lmao I hope you do find one, you're in for a big surprise.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      fricking kek'd. funny story but you're an actual drooling moron if its true

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >agreeing to a foursome or anything like that ever
      you done goofed

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I would agree to a foursome with three girls. What's wrong with that?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      KEK IT'S THE KEKPOSTER

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I've only been on PrepHole for like a month but i know it's pasta
      still i feel the urge to post:
      C U C C

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's a pasta because the guy posts it every van thread. The reason he posts it constantly is because he thinks that if he warns others and talks about his experience, that somehow makes him less of a cuckold.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          lol what is this fr why the frick would a person do that lmao this is fricking sick
          i used to say I'm glad I'm not Anthony Burch but I'm even more glad I'm not this guy. Whenever it gets all so tiresome (I work in hospital IT) I'll just remember I don't watch my girl shit in a bucket and hearing her asscheeks smack against an unemployed man's pelvis. lmao how do people live like this

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            i mean making all that shit take place is bad enough but reposting the story on an anonymous image board is a whole new level. i can't even decide what kind of reaction face to post

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nice life experience there

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry you went through this
      but
      you did it wrong brother

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You might wanna check tree planting facebook groups I think your Ex was murdered.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >we get to beautiful, British Columbia
      And it all went wrong from there. The absolute state of BBC

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shit costs money bro

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I do not need a second van. It's great though, small enough that I can park it anywhere and I have somewhere guaranteed warm and comfy to go back to if I wake up soaked and freezing at 2AM. Never really bothered camping in Winter before I got it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Just bought a transit connect recently myself - its a 2004 and got it for £1,400.

        Using it to move, then will strip and rebuild for camping in the Scottish Highlands.

        Any tips?

        When I got it the fan only worked on max, got a new blower resistor. Works fine now. Changed one of the back light fittings as it was cracked. Put in a decent radio.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Check for rust,

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Just make sure the sills are solid, a good body shop can revive them but it's usually around 700 credits, any weird oil leak is probably going to be the vacuum pump for the breaks which is an easy fix, convert the rear drums to disks because they're finicky as hell and make the bed as narrow as you can comfortably get away with, had a double and getting out for a piss at night was a hassle till I got rid of half of it and had some floor space.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Half the bed, can sit up in the morning. Got a laptop holster on the wall for business. Does it all.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Loch lomond?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yee, getting samples before they kill all the wallabies.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Nice, kayaked and camped on that island with the missus for a couple days in summer. Didn't see any wallabies but lots of their scat about. Hopefully gonna go back next year

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I'm only an hours drive so practically live on it over summer. Probably passed each other

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I took my ma to see them last month, pretty much always see them if you go past the (now burnt down)house and then follow the path up the hill to a rocky outcrop then hang out there for half an hour. Saw a mother and her foal just hanging out there for ages.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      are these handcuffs?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a magician.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    if i could find a proper rust free e250 with a 7,3 and a 4x4 conversion and an automatic that doesnt blow up i would.
    >inb4 sportsmobile
    their prices are just moronic and i like tye old idi's

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >waiting for a unicorn instead of grabbing something decent enough for a few grand and just fixing it up yourself and making it yours
      ngmi

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i bought a 2wd for 180€ once but it was so rusty and clapped out it wasnt worth saving when the e4od eventually blew up, i also know perfectly well how time consuming and costly it is to "just fix up" something of that scale to become a viable vehicle to actually travel around in.
        i want to spend my weekends car camping not cursing in a garage and im not waiting for The Unicorn i just get along with more common and less time consuming cars, but one can dream...

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Searched up "camper van" and saw this in seconds, didn't even have to look. Less than $10K (Canadian), seems mechanically fine besides an oil issue.
          The longer you wait the less likely you are to get a working van at all. Live a little. Don't go for a $200 shitbox but you don't need to spend $60K either.
          Just pick something that looks like it'd do the job and add to it as you go.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >That bed
            Shit, unless you're a midget hope you enjoy sleeping in the fetal position.
            Looks comfy otherwise.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              You know that you can sleep diagonally, right?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            old and dealer buildt campers are the worst starting point ever. everything is old, rotten and smelly, buildt by 70s or 80s gear and way too cramped because they try to fit too much stuff inside and they always leave our windows. im dead set on building my own and it doesnt need more than a proper recliner chair, some storage, cooler for beer and a heating system. cooking should be done outside and sleeping in a popup roof conversion.
            as much as i like ferd vans it seems that defenders or landcruisers are the most viable option for this and im budgeting for 3-400k.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              opps, 3-40K

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would, but am saving for a house.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >a van would be enough to make a dent in his house savings
      you're not gonna buy a house lmao

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        My house on an acre cost $34K and my truck cost $15K...

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm thinking about getting a Honda Element.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They have a great turn radius. I like them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      hahaha do you remember those commercials from 15 years ago when they first came out with the Element
      the one with the platypus still kills me

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >church is… le BAD!
    >why am I so weak in my relationships and why does my girlfriend frick other men
    Kek

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      modern churches are great places to find married women to frick.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Why not just buy a van?
    Why not buy a canvas tent?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      checked, and I've actually been thinking about this for a while.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >canvas tent?
      These look so damn comfy. Being a eurocuck is suffering.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Get smart and nove

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because when I get to where I want to the only step for setting up is;
      Apply Handbrake

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can't go where I like to go in a van, simple as that.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >girl wants a 4some
    >actually, she just wants to frick another guy. The 2nd b***h is just a trade deal so you can watch her get that ooey gooey junkie load
    >agree to it, without even knowing who youre hooking up with
    >turns out its a bad trade but still do it anyways
    >the junkie b***h isnt even a good lay, so now youre getting proper fricked while you sit there watching the methhead give your girl the pleasure shes never had
    >"dude i got to frick an ugly used up tweaker b***h while junkie joe plowed my girl. Hes a cuck too!"
    Her "boyfriend" didnt give a shit because he got some fresh primo puss while you were going down on some rotten bandersnatch thats been passed around from camp to camp. He knew he was getting the better deal. You're right you're not a cuckold, you've somehow become something even more pathetic. At least a cuckold admits that hes a sad bastard. You couldve avoided that entirely if you just had the balls to tell your girl that she stinks, but instead lived with the vanlyfe female equivalent of a piss jug hikikomori.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      anon tells it like it is. It do be like that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Pure autism

      lol what is this fr why the frick would a person do that lmao this is fricking sick
      i used to say I'm glad I'm not Anthony Burch but I'm even more glad I'm not this guy. Whenever it gets all so tiresome (I work in hospital IT) I'll just remember I don't watch my girl shit in a bucket and hearing her asscheeks smack against an unemployed man's pelvis. lmao how do people live like this

      Who is Anthony Burch? It’s in the past now bro. I’m comfy, getting my degree. About to start dating another gril if things go well. She’s not an PrepHoleist tho, don’t worry. No more shit bucket b***hes for me

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >it's in the past bro
        >I watched another man frick my girl bro
        You're a cuck, bro.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        seriously how can you live with that image in your mind? if you find your girl in bed with another man it's one thing and that would drive me insane, but you fricking watched it happen lol I can't even fathom how a man could consent to that

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, you let her become a shit bucket girl. She was just a normie-tier PrepHole b***h at first, you said so yourself. Weak willed homosexual

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        aight king more power to you. no hate from me. google Anthony Burch greentexts for a good keq

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He had so many opportunities to say no.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Not a cucc. I fricked his gril too. Is he a cuck then?
    yes because a crackhead fricked your b***h lmao @ ur life also he done cucc way before that for not keepin his hoe in checc

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    fantastic bait post

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's not a bait post. He really thinks like that. His lil pp stood up when he saw another man fricking his woman.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No it didn’t, the smells and the sights made me push rope the whole time. It fricking sucked. You don’t know me homosexual

        Nice life experience there

        All experience and knowledge is helpful, my G, but I hope you never have to experience this. It’s an abstract feel

        I'm sorry you went through this
        but
        you did it wrong brother

        How could I have “done it right”

        >sharing a person you supposedly care for with someone else?
        >supposedly care
        And there it is.

        I had a yolo, free spirit, adventure, lmao wild crazy sex stories moment. Obviously it was a mistake. tbh, after the bucket shidding and failure to groom and wash herself, I didn’t care for her the same way I did before

        You might wanna check tree planting facebook groups I think your Ex was murdered.

        I deleted her from social media and haven’t seen her around my town, so idk where she’s at. What makes you say that?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      how did this many newbies fall for this shit? the fishing thread wish they had bait this potent

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sad to see a perfectly good van thread go to waste, kek.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The monsters outside your tent are more afraid of you than you are of them.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Been doing it out in the bushes of east Texas.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That seems like a fricking sauna

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why not just buy a frickhuge RV and then park it at a "campsite" 50 yards off the highway?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      if you go to a blue state you can park your van next to an elementary school and shoot up and jerk off by the playground with kids around without getting bothered by anyone so there's that.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If you go to California you can do this literally anywhere. Just drop your RV on the side of the road, or hell, right on the road, and nobody will ever bother you.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That's what he said tardbro, California is a "blue", aka Democrat/Progressive controlled state.

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