You will never be a real wolf. You have no paws, you have no fur, you
have no tail. You are a man twisted by drugs, porn, and cartoons
into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “validation” you
get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you.
Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at
your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors. Real wolves are utterly
repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed wolves
to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even furies who “pass”
look uncanny and unnatural to a wolf. Your bone structure is a dead
giveaway. And even if you manage to get a wolf home with you, he’ll
turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, pink
flesh.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single
morning wearing your furry costume and tell yourself it’s going to be
"awwright", but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed,
ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be
too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your
neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you,
heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the
unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone
marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of
eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go
back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a
skeleton that is unmistakably a human male.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>a 3000 dollar fursuit purchase is a permanently life altering experience
kek poorgay alert. Do you have starlink in that cardboard box of yours, hobo?
hey what boards arent furshit?
i've seen PrepHole, /tg/, fricking PrepHole claim to be the furry board
which is it
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im not saying /k/ is the furry board, and i dont want to speak for all of us, but furries have been a visible part of the board for longer than these /nupol/ homosexuals. i remember when /misc/ was pulling for Ron Paul.
2 years ago
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>/tg/ >THE anything board
/tg/ dabbles in everything and is honestly way less furry than /k/. Only time furry stuff gets brought up there is normally from one particular autist or from someone asking about Ironclaw (and occasionally Hc Svnt Dracones I guess). The current 'kink worldbuilding' thread is mostly about lesbos and traps.
I just like cartoon animals dude. Sometimes I like to see them frick.
Not everything is some pseudo-freudian coping mechanism. Seek a fricking psychology textbook.
Eh, I've got my shit together.
I just guess my lizard brain is a tad more involved in my thought process than most, if (ahem) you get where I'm coming from
A lot of Russians got killed because they kept their phones on and tried to get hits on Tinder while out on an actual invasion, it's just the natural evolution
A preventative measures. You see, Muslims hates dogs because it was considered as filthy Haram. And Black folks to due it reminded them the time white people hunting them for justice with dogs. So, by putting the thing they hate as a mascot, the Italian Armed Forces can be cleansed from filthy Muslims or Black people from joining.
Dogs were never Haram in utilitarian contexts. And the Muslim communities that tend to dislike dogs culturally are mainly those bordering the Indo-Pacific.
I love when you can tell when a myth was written by the kind of guy who'd be detailedly coomerposting in the comments section of a porn booru.
Japan being born of a god busting a giant nut, lot's daughters getting him boozed up and fricking him, some Polynesian goddess shitting out a delicious feast, zeus stealing the hottest twink in Anatolia.
Good times
I guess I missremembered.
She shit out, like, valuable objects. Like gongs and swords and copper boxes.
Her name is Hainuwele and I really need to read some e Indonesian mythology based solely on >Ameta, who was part of one of the original nine families of the West Ceram people who had emerged from bananas
Japan has a similar deity. >When Ukemochi (Ōgetsu-hime) was visited by Tsukuyomi, she prepared a feast by facing the ocean and spitting out a fish, then she faced the forest and bountiful game spewed out of her mouth,[4] finally turning to a rice paddy, she coughed up a bowl of rice. In the Kojiki,[5] it is stated that she pulled various foods from within her nose, rectum, and mouth to prepare a feast. Tsukuyomi was so disgusted he killed her.[6] Her dead body also produced food: millet, rice seeds, wheat, and beans sprang forth.[5][7][8] Out of her eyebrows came silkworms.[9] While different sources mention similar items that came from Ukemochi's body, from which part of her body these items came from is less agreed upon.
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Also, pulled and spit are euphemistic here.
She was vomiting and shitting this stuff out
2 years ago
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https://i.imgur.com/44YQXpH.jpg
Japan has a similar deity. >When Ukemochi (Ōgetsu-hime) was visited by Tsukuyomi, she prepared a feast by facing the ocean and spitting out a fish, then she faced the forest and bountiful game spewed out of her mouth,[4] finally turning to a rice paddy, she coughed up a bowl of rice. In the Kojiki,[5] it is stated that she pulled various foods from within her nose, rectum, and mouth to prepare a feast. Tsukuyomi was so disgusted he killed her.[6] Her dead body also produced food: millet, rice seeds, wheat, and beans sprang forth.[5][7][8] Out of her eyebrows came silkworms.[9] While different sources mention similar items that came from Ukemochi's body, from which part of her body these items came from is less agreed upon.
https://i.imgur.com/tBhJK2q.jpg
I guess I missremembered.
She shit out, like, valuable objects. Like gongs and swords and copper boxes.
Her name is Hainuwele and I really need to read some e Indonesian mythology based solely on >Ameta, who was part of one of the original nine families of the West Ceram people who had emerged from bananas
>some Polynesian goddess shitting out a delicious feast
Tubavore?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Frick off ding dong
2 years ago
Anonymous
I know who won't be getting a bountiful harvest next year.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I remember that guy.
2 years ago
Anonymous
What the frick did I just look at
2 years ago
Anonymous
Run while you still can, fool.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Tsukuyomi was so disgusted he killed her.
caught me completely off guard lmao
especially since Tsukuyomi is the GUEST in this scenario
2 years ago
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>hey welcome, take a seat while I blast some vol au vents out my ass >umf yeah frickin' eat em tbh >oh no I am beheaded
Based moon god, refusing to take no shit from a woman.
2 years ago
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>furry
It's a kids mascot.
>Tsukuyomi was so disgusted he killed her.
based
2 years ago
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"Well Ukemochi I made it, despite your directions."
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Ah, Goddess Tsukuyomi, I hope you're ready for an unforgettable banquet.
2 years ago
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Why is there food coming out of your ass Ukemochi?
2 years ago
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Uhh it's steam, steam from the steamed loaves we're having. Mmm, steamed loaves
2 years ago
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"A storage universe? At this time of year, at this era of creation, located entirely within the confines of your colon?"
2 years ago
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Tsukuyomi is male, Amaterasu (the sun goddess) is female.
2 years ago
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The funniest part of Shintō myths is how fricking done with everything Tsukuyomi is. He straight up fricking kills many gods who do disgusting things, he abandons Amaterasu when she starts looking like shit etc.
2 years ago
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>He straight up fricking kills many gods who do disgusting things
Examples?
2 years ago
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Nevermind, sorry, the real brutal one is Susanoo, though the death of Uke Mochi is the Shintō creation myth of day and night.
>lot's daughters getting him boozed up and fricking him
cant speak for the other ones, but that one was meant to disgust anyone who read it, and show how the sheer depravity of Sodom affected Israel long after its destruction
>Cute Cartoon Character >muh furry
PrepHole broke your mind
https://i.imgur.com/4gfu5U8.jpg
I love when you can tell when a myth was written by the kind of guy who'd be detailedly coomerposting in the comments section of a porn booru.
Japan being born of a god busting a giant nut, lot's daughters getting him boozed up and fricking him, some Polynesian goddess shitting out a delicious feast, zeus stealing the hottest twink in Anatolia.
Good times
That's pretty common in origin mythology. In Egypt mythology some guy jacked off which created life. The Greek goddess Aphrodite was created when Kronos cut off Uranus dick.
>Never been attracted to any furshit before, or drawn/hentai pictures as a whole >Feel able to connect with and imagine this image on a frighteningly visceral level, down to feeling the furry legs twitching around my waist and hot breath come on my neck in pants
I'm not a furry, r-right?
oh no
The Velites (hastae velitares) were a type of Roman light infantry during the days of the Roman legions. Thanks to a quote from Publius, they have often been historically portrayed as wearing animal skins on their helmet and armor - particularly a wolf headdress.
https://www.anachrobellum.com/blog/velites-roman-skirmishers-in-a-wolf-headdress
They understand that all service age boys these days are infested with a latent version of the furry parasite. It's nowhere near as powerful as the millennial strain but its much more widespread and extremely useful when activating sleeper commands
frick me man that looks like deviantart from the 00s
they couldn't find a single soldier with a basic grasp of drawing to make something at least in proportion?
The Italian army is commonly known as welfare for low-IQ Southerners. The mascot is probably some moronic idea someone got to get a raise (much like the vtuber they got for the Air Force, hope someone commissioned some good porn and mailed it to the Defense Ministry). You have to understand that the Italian Army does nothing even when deployed (the stories from Afghanistan are all true, they pretty much hid in their bases, paid off Talibs and ANA alike and got a surprising amount of "suicides" when someone got too close in checking where the taxpayer's money went). I won't fault the Southerners for robbing and stealing blind, beats living in an underdeveloped hellhole ruled by petty criminality. What else can they do?
I have a friend who was in the US Army and he served with the Italian Army in Africa. He said that they were incredibly effective in dealing with the local warlords; the Italians were very good at paying the bribes and making under the table arrangements in order to keep peace and quiet within their sectors.
I have a friend who was in the US Army and he served with the Italian Army in Africa. He said that they were incredibly effective in dealing with the local warlords; the Italians were very good at paying the bribes and making under the table arrangements in order to keep peace and quiet within their sectors.
It's not a "rumor", it's essentially the basic strategy. I've been around my fair share of people who deployed in Afghanistan, and bar a utter minority of tryhards everyone just wanted to chill, pay the locals and enjoy the bonuses from deployment. They didn't give a shit about the mission or the locals. I still remember when a Air Force officer told me in amazement that the Americans wanted to, like, kill local warlords, didn't they know paying them was essential in keeping the peace?
That, I believe, was outside the Lucca comics, which is a comics and games convention. Apparently they have a stand every year, in this period (probably bc of the armed forces' day) they are having big interactions with the public (stands and Garibaldi open to public).
Also come on anons, it's a fricking mascot made to stand outside a capeshit fair, don't go around crying wolf.
Beats Sonic mascots for the prison guard recruitments. I'll never get that one. Italy is full of weebs, goddamn
https://i.imgur.com/GmNIhtA.jpg
Italians were furries since their first civilizations
https://i.imgur.com/aGAE7r0.jpg
i've been discovered
Debatable. Myths are malleable: the she-wolf could be a .... flexible retelling of Acca Laurentia, the wife of the sheperd who found Romulus&Remus, that was called lupa (she-wolf) because she was a small-time prostitute (in latin, brothel is lupanare). For sure a she-wolf is less embarrassing than having your foster mother taking dicks for a living, but I won't stop you from writing fanfictions about hot beastgirls dealing with the founders of Rome, classic literature would have loved that
you're only a furry if the girl doesn't have the outward appearance of a person. most wolfgirls are drawn as human girls but with tails, wolf ears and claws
Italy is western capital of weebnes after the us. We grew up with dubbed animes on the TV since the 70s.
My father as a kid watched all those big mecha animes, people my age were getting Mila and Shiro, sailor moon, one piece, DB and all the others, my sons and daughters will watch isekais while eating their cyber corn flakes.
>Italian animation is pretty inactive and sparse
this is just plain wrong lmfao, italian comics and animation industry is full of quality stuff, you just don't know anything about it because of course you don't
>Are you referring to that Bong rumor that was denied by the French Army or what?
This. Salty bongs still like to push this hoax made by their inferior army tho.
>low IQ southerners
lol. at least you're right about the south being underdeveloped, but that's the fault of the italians for never investing into it at all.
Wasted money. Problem is that the Southerners successfully colonized everything else: the entire country is ruled and enslaved to terroni interests, they swarm around eating everything and working to make the rest of Italy as shitty as their homelands. You can't even send them home because sending 'em home is a warcrime, Naples makes black ghettoes look like the apex of civilization. At least in the armed forces you can force them in some sort of discipline, they keep stealing but it's contained.
>Naples makes black ghettoes look like the apex of civilization
Truer words have never been spoken. Every single problem Italy has can be traced down to a Terrone with its mafia like mentality that he applies to every facet of his life.
>but that's the fault of the italians for never investing into it at all. >PLEASEEE WON'T SOMEONE GIVE US GIIIIBS!
The North is the sole reason there is running water and electricity in Terronia. The fault of it being closer to mogadishu lies only with terroni.
That, I believe, was outside the Lucca comics, which is a comics and games convention. Apparently they have a stand every year, in this period (probably bc of the armed forces' day) they are having big interactions with the public (stands and Garibaldi open to public).
Also come on anons, it's a fricking mascot made to stand outside a capeshit fair, don't go around crying wolf.
I sort of get some parts of the furry thing. If I had a gf as soft and cuddly as my cat you'd have to pry me out of bed with a crowbar. It's most of the other stuff where things break down.
>It's most of the other stuff where things break down.
The "other stuff" is just the same old moronic disgusting degenerate fetish that most communities have if you dig down enough, the things that are really wrong about Furries have to do with their aggressive tolerance of the intolerable within their ranks, even outside the sexual parts, there's a big drug and alcohol problem among them for instance, they just refuse to hold eachother to any standard or to put a stop to terrible behavior besides being mean to losers and minorities.
Every fanbase or community has desperately thirsty people who pass their lack of standards or self respect as sex positivity. Furries are just a terminal case of it.
Shouldn't they be able to quench their thirst if they lower their standards far enough?
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sometimes they do, furcons are known to be dens of horrifying levels of debauchery, filth, misconduct and sex offender registry members, but many of these people are so socially stunted, odious and pathological they can't even get to meet eachother
2 years ago
Anonymous
>misconduct
Is it really misconduct if it's the expected decorum?
>they can't even get to meet eachother
So they don't go to furry conventions or they don't speak to anyone when they do?
2 years ago
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>So they don't go to furry conventions or they don't speak to anyone when they do?
There's different types, the vast majority of furries are just closeted as frick or shut ins that don't socialize, the people that go to social stuff is a minority, the people that do that and also wear suits is a minority within a minority, and they are what you'd expect form people who have such little trepidation to dress up in ugly costumes for a con.
2 years ago
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>dress up in ugly costumes
Come now, Anon; you're not calling this masterpiece "ugly", are you?
2 years ago
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>EverydayWeStrayFurtherFromGod.png
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>and they are what you'd expect form people who have such little trepidation to dress up in ugly costumes for a con.
i've found that a significant portion of outgoing furries are pretty much just frat boys with a drawn porn addiction i've been to a con, holy shit all people do is drink, it's kinda fun
2 years ago
Anonymous
i've not only outed myself but i forgot about the spoilers, not even the gun collection pic can save me now
2 years ago
Anonymous
>not even the gun collection pic can save me now
Post it anyway.
2 years ago
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>kitted out like that to serve a warrant for cp probably
Local PDs trying to justify their budgets are fricking wild, I remember back in college I was living in an apartment off campus with a guy who was trying to pick up kids on chatrooms and when the feds came for him a handful of agents just knocked on the door and handed me a warrant
2 years ago
Anonymous
Even though it wasn't for you, you shouldn't answer the door like that.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Fair but I was only twenty and the the FBI was at my door so I really didn't know what else to do but open it
2 years ago
Anonymous
>not even the gun collection pic can save me now
Depends what you're into. And you can take that however you like.
You’re lucky you got a boy. >tfw feline surrogate daughter was spayed but still gets horny and demand the Q-tip every other week >she also makes sure her brother is watching
Look it up, it’s perfectly normal for relieving female cats. Also it’s useful because she leaks when she’s excited
2 years ago
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2 years ago
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uh
The alternative is letting them caterwaul 24/7 for a week while making a mess.
This is something you just have to deal with if you're looking after animals. Female ferrets, as an extreme example, will literally die from their heat if they don't get any. You have to have them physically or chemically castrated if you don't have a male available to relieve them.
I sort of get some parts of the furry thing. If I had a gf as soft and cuddly as my cat you'd have to pry me out of bed with a crowbar. It's most of the other stuff where things break down.
Just ignore the moronic community and don't make it part of your identity, simple as
t. art and narrative enjoyer
it's something attached to the >LGBTWTFBBQ community >the art community >the manchildren community >the autism community >the weird fetish community >and the terminally online community
which results in a perfect storm of cancer
>narrative enjoyer
What narrative? The only stories involving anthros are porn and slice of "life" shit. Damn shame too, you can do so much with anthro.
I don't imagine that it's too hard to make a better plot than some henti written by some 50 something year old hikikomori
>slice of "life" shit
That~s what I like tho. But there's plenty of action with shit like Nordguard, Blacksad, Mouseguard, Grandville and similar. And that¨s just the comics
Know of any novels? I have a few based on the ironclaw rpg, but that's all I know of.
>slice of "life" shit
That~s what I like tho. But there's plenty of action with shit like Nordguard, Blacksad, Mouseguard, Grandville and similar. And that¨s just the comics
The issue is just that whenever anything good comes out people dont wanna call it furry and if it sucks it automatically becomes furry, its a meaningless label and creative people outside terminally online communities simply dont care or recognize whether something is or isnt. It is not just anthropomorphic animals, or anthropomorphic animals in some kind of erotic adult context, or anthropomorphic animals in an adult context where the narrative revolves around the fact that they are, it simply stands for whatever gay morons on the internet rave about.
I don't really know. Last time i heard about it, he was taking a break from it because of college. And then he disappeared. Honestly he doesn't seem like a mentally well but i liked his content
Damn. I remember downloading a demo from a google account but that was looooong ago and I haven't had the chance to get my computer running to test it out.
OwO
*notices ur low GPA*
Uh... Hewwo!!!! *looks down at feet nervously* I was wondering...
Have you considowed a caweer in da armed furces!?!?!
HUH!?!?!?! What do u mean NO!?!?!?!
Pwetty pwease UwU *nuzzles ur necky wecky*
Do u not wanna serve ur country!?!?!
U even get fwee cowledge, why are u making this harder than it needs to be >:(!?!?!?!
Finnish bear worship >Sometimes the ceremony was performed in the fashion of a sacred marriage rather than a wake. In such cases the bear was either propped up inside of a frame or strapped to a cross. With all due ceremony, the chosen bride or groom would symbolically marry the bear.
Why so many pagan and such peoples have so many animal transformation and animal fricker stories?
"I swear that I married a woman and she turned into a reindeer"
Same fricking story everywhere.
I think there is two explanations for such stories. >Homicide >Animal fricker
Wait, why would this ceremony happen in the first place? Is this post bear hunt or some kind of holiday or something? They describe it as a wake or marriage, the first of which makes me assume the bear is dead.
Yeah, pretty much. It’s a “we just hunted a big scary thing and now we’re making sure its ghost doesn’t kill us” thing, like how some people would bring the bear back with its eyes covered so it doesn’t know who killed it (I forgot exactly who did that).
OK, so hear me out: You know how /misc/acks go on about how Anime is a israeli invention to distract the white man from having sex with white women? What if we do that, but with furries? >China has heavily skewed gender demographics in favor of males (0.9 to 1), and shit fertility rate because of OCP >CIA begins enormous effort to translate all furry material to Chinese, and produce new material for the Chinese market (Maybe slip a bit of MKULTRA subliminal messaging in there for extra effect) >Chang, with no hope of getting a GF due to surplus of males, instead sets his focus on imaginary QT waifur to make pork hotpot for him and snuggle with in cold Chinese night, because why not, it's not like he'll actually get laid IRL >Waifurs slowly become culturally widespread in China, Chinese men who would otherwise be able to make children for the glory of the CCP, do not do so >China fertility rate plummets even more, making them no longer a viable threat to the west
Either that, or because of their less stringent regulations surrounding human experimentation and genetic modification, China invents waifurs.
Win-win either way.
Anon, the Chinese can't feel for furries. They skin dogs alive and throw cats into boiling soup. For a project like that to work, you'd have to develop waifus that fit the culture
Anon, the Chinese can't feel for furries. They skin dogs alive and throw cats into boiling soup. For a project like that to work, you'd have to develop waifus that fit the culture
there's a thriving Chinese furry scene though
both in kemono-animeish style and western style
oh and there's also waai fu from arknights
>China, one of the most powerful nations on the planet, considers furries/monstergirls to be a threat to its existence
Say what you will about this timeline, it's fricking hilarious
>furry mascots on the army
homie, we have a fricking furry anti-drugs lion in our police. Shit is in every public school teaching kids to kill drug junkies and burn away their corpses.
Pros: Extra warmth in cold conditions.
Camouflage if Fur patterns matches local environment.
Extra padding when sleeping.
Cons:
Washing takes twice as long
Wounds will require shaving before stitching because of fur getting in the wound.
Mistaken for animal and shot by your own side
>Cons: >you will never be cool in the summer
Also, shaving is required for stitching wounds anyways as long as you're hairy. And if you're, say, the worst creature for the winter, an opossum, you can dye your white/grey fur any color to match local environments!
>get captured by enemy >cut your bonds and kill your captors using the copious amounts of small edged weapons you have hidden in your chest fluff >roll around in the mud for impromptu camouflage >flee into the night
>why do italians have furry mascots for their recruitment operations
Italian army is taking a page out of /k/'s operating manual
:/
Furry is a coping mechanism for people who suffer from trauma and haven't recovered.
Seek a life of virtue / dignity.
I'd agree with you if you didnt say something completely moronic
>furgays seething
You will never be a real wolf. You have no paws, you have no fur, you
have no tail. You are a man twisted by drugs, porn, and cartoons
into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “validation” you
get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you.
Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at
your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors. Real wolves are utterly
repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed wolves
to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even furies who “pass”
look uncanny and unnatural to a wolf. Your bone structure is a dead
giveaway. And even if you manage to get a wolf home with you, he’ll
turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, pink
flesh.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single
morning wearing your furry costume and tell yourself it’s going to be
"awwright", but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed,
ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be
too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your
neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you,
heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the
unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone
marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of
eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go
back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a
skeleton that is unmistakably a human male.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
You better not have manually reworded that copypasta
You write that yourself, bucko?
Cope and seethe
>a 3000 dollar fursuit purchase is a permanently life altering experience
kek poorgay alert. Do you have starlink in that cardboard box of yours, hobo?
that's a used car
>$3000
Mines $6000
post paws
It's not made yet.¯_(ツ)_/¯. But it is paid for, she has the DTD and everything but she needs to finish the others ahead of me in her queue.
go leave you homosexual, /k/ is the deer fricking board
hey what boards arent furshit?
i've seen PrepHole, /tg/, fricking PrepHole claim to be the furry board
which is it
im not saying /k/ is the furry board, and i dont want to speak for all of us, but furries have been a visible part of the board for longer than these /nupol/ homosexuals. i remember when /misc/ was pulling for Ron Paul.
>/tg/
>THE anything board
/tg/ dabbles in everything and is honestly way less furry than /k/. Only time furry stuff gets brought up there is normally from one particular autist or from someone asking about Ironclaw (and occasionally Hc Svnt Dracones I guess). The current 'kink worldbuilding' thread is mostly about lesbos and traps.
it's PrepHole
/mlp/
i prescribe deer pussy, stat
we can save you yet, buddy
>t. Kyle, 17, suburban Nebraska, played paintball for his birthday once, charter member of L33TX clan in Call of Duty
I just like cartoon animals dude. Sometimes I like to see them frick.
Not everything is some pseudo-freudian coping mechanism. Seek a fricking psychology textbook.
/k/ is the deer-fricking board newbie.
What is this from?
Darkwood
ty
Eh, I've got my shit together.
I just guess my lizard brain is a tad more involved in my thought process than most, if (ahem) you get where I'm coming from
I love vipers.
>virtue / dignity.
Yeah.....and what does that get me?
>kfurries3
what are 1 and 2
>teal
Why do they always pick ugly unnatural colors for this shit
Because if everything was natural colors then they'd all look the same. Same reason you see them staple wings and antlers where they don't belong.
imagine being killed by this thing
you should get resurrected so you can have a nice day again
>army IT furs drone striking you while having discord open and erp'ing
A lot of Russians got killed because they kept their phones on and tried to get hits on Tinder while out on an actual invasion, it's just the natural evolution
>on Tinder
They deserved it.
A preventative measures. You see, Muslims hates dogs because it was considered as filthy Haram. And Black folks to due it reminded them the time white people hunting them for justice with dogs. So, by putting the thing they hate as a mascot, the Italian Armed Forces can be cleansed from filthy Muslims or Black people from joining.
Dogs were never Haram in utilitarian contexts. And the Muslim communities that tend to dislike dogs culturally are mainly those bordering the Indo-Pacific.
Italians were furries since their first civilizations
This guy gets it. Furhomosexualry runs through the veins of every red blooded Evropean.
Turks did it better (as always)
>"This is what Turks actually believe"
No they don't. It's a cultural origin myth. Nobody takes that literally.
a wolffricker being of cultural significance to turks is still funny though
>turks were furgays all along
that explains things
I love when you can tell when a myth was written by the kind of guy who'd be detailedly coomerposting in the comments section of a porn booru.
Japan being born of a god busting a giant nut, lot's daughters getting him boozed up and fricking him, some Polynesian goddess shitting out a delicious feast, zeus stealing the hottest twink in Anatolia.
Good times
>TEN BOYS
Jesus Christ the writer really went for the football team
>some Polynesian goddess shitting out a delicious feast
Tubavore?
I guess I missremembered.
She shit out, like, valuable objects. Like gongs and swords and copper boxes.
Her name is Hainuwele and I really need to read some e Indonesian mythology based solely on
>Ameta, who was part of one of the original nine families of the West Ceram people who had emerged from bananas
I'm thinking of the smut that can be made from this.
>some guy was caught eating the tubular fudge and had to bullshit something mystical
Japan has a similar deity.
>When Ukemochi (Ōgetsu-hime) was visited by Tsukuyomi, she prepared a feast by facing the ocean and spitting out a fish, then she faced the forest and bountiful game spewed out of her mouth,[4] finally turning to a rice paddy, she coughed up a bowl of rice. In the Kojiki,[5] it is stated that she pulled various foods from within her nose, rectum, and mouth to prepare a feast. Tsukuyomi was so disgusted he killed her.[6] Her dead body also produced food: millet, rice seeds, wheat, and beans sprang forth.[5][7][8] Out of her eyebrows came silkworms.[9] While different sources mention similar items that came from Ukemochi's body, from which part of her body these items came from is less agreed upon.
Also, pulled and spit are euphemistic here.
She was vomiting and shitting this stuff out
Frick off ding dong
I know who won't be getting a bountiful harvest next year.
I remember that guy.
What the frick did I just look at
Run while you still can, fool.
>Tsukuyomi was so disgusted he killed her.
caught me completely off guard lmao
especially since Tsukuyomi is the GUEST in this scenario
>hey welcome, take a seat while I blast some vol au vents out my ass
>umf yeah frickin' eat em tbh
>oh no I am beheaded
Based moon god, refusing to take no shit from a woman.
>furry
It's a kids mascot.
>Tsukuyomi was so disgusted he killed her.
based
"Well Ukemochi I made it, despite your directions."
Ah, Goddess Tsukuyomi, I hope you're ready for an unforgettable banquet.
Why is there food coming out of your ass Ukemochi?
Uhh it's steam, steam from the steamed loaves we're having. Mmm, steamed loaves
"A storage universe? At this time of year, at this era of creation, located entirely within the confines of your colon?"
Tsukuyomi is male, Amaterasu (the sun goddess) is female.
The funniest part of Shintō myths is how fricking done with everything Tsukuyomi is. He straight up fricking kills many gods who do disgusting things, he abandons Amaterasu when she starts looking like shit etc.
>He straight up fricking kills many gods who do disgusting things
Examples?
Nevermind, sorry, the real brutal one is Susanoo, though the death of Uke Mochi is the Shintō creation myth of day and night.
>can shit out an entire sword on demand
>impossible to render unarmed
a goddess after /k/'s own heart
>shitting out a swords for eternity.
I'd rather be Sisyphus.
of course you would, sissy.
these kinds of posts are the only reason im on PrepHole
god bless you encyclapedic austistic frickers
She evem poop out the floppy disk in the corner
>myths are just ancient AO3
Holy shit
>lot's daughters getting him boozed up and fricking him
cant speak for the other ones, but that one was meant to disgust anyone who read it, and show how the sheer depravity of Sodom affected Israel long after its destruction
unfortunately that part of the bible disgusted me so much it wrapped right around to being a fetish
Wtf I love turks now
>ancient shota hmofa
holy fricking based
also reverse hikaru genji plan
giwtwm
>Cute Cartoon Character
>muh furry
PrepHole broke your mind
That's pretty common in origin mythology. In Egypt mythology some guy jacked off which created life. The Greek goddess Aphrodite was created when Kronos cut off Uranus dick.
sauce on that furry pic?
source on furry pic please please please please please please please
Artist is lemondude, character is Serena I think
Imagine
it's over
thank you 🙂
Not just furry, but shota incest furry
>well done turkroaches
I don't think it counts as his mom
Arawoo Arawoo
Based Turkroaches
Lewd
>Never been attracted to any furshit before, or drawn/hentai pictures as a whole
>Feel able to connect with and imagine this image on a frighteningly visceral level, down to feeling the furry legs twitching around my waist and hot breath come on my neck in pants
I'm not a furry, r-right?
oh no
Only one way to find out, anon.
No ones saying it outright but we know there are a lot of /hmofa/ cross posters in this thread.
>Turkish hmofa shota/older woman impregnation
Is it bad that this genuinely improves my impression of Turks for having an orgin myth so based?
sauce anon?
lemondude
photo of the incident
giwtwm
what about this?
giwtwm
Isn't that the cow that's on the AC Roma logo?
jesus christ man get it together
What the frick
It's clearly a cat from lecce's logo.
bro..
>cow
It's clearly the elephant from Cagliari's logo.
>American education
VGH...
Nothing wrong with FurCHADDING
i've been discovered
Hot. Who makes these sculptures?
You can roll back to Egyptian, Indian and other gods and monsters that are humans with animal heads. Nothing is new.
Also wasn't there certain Roman soldiers that wore wolf pelts on their heads?
The Velites (hastae velitares) were a type of Roman light infantry during the days of the Roman legions. Thanks to a quote from Publius, they have often been historically portrayed as wearing animal skins on their helmet and armor - particularly a wolf headdress.
https://www.anachrobellum.com/blog/velites-roman-skirmishers-in-a-wolf-headdress
So the kids dressed up as animals so the older guys would recognize them?
It was a symbolic thing, wearing a pelt looked heroic like Hercules wearing the lion on his head.
Germanic warriors and Berserkers did the whole aanimal aspect and wearing pelts too
but fursuits
They understand that all service age boys these days are infested with a latent version of the furry parasite. It's nowhere near as powerful as the millennial strain but its much more widespread and extremely useful when activating sleeper commands
frick me man that looks like deviantart from the 00s
they couldn't find a single soldier with a basic grasp of drawing to make something at least in proportion?
>frick me man that looks like deviantart from the 00s
That wolf is masterpiece in the gallery of 2000's DA
Italia is a cartoon and comic book superpower.
They want to recruit man-child soldiers
To be fair those often make for effective soldiers, no wife or kids to distract them
The Italian army is commonly known as welfare for low-IQ Southerners. The mascot is probably some moronic idea someone got to get a raise (much like the vtuber they got for the Air Force, hope someone commissioned some good porn and mailed it to the Defense Ministry). You have to understand that the Italian Army does nothing even when deployed (the stories from Afghanistan are all true, they pretty much hid in their bases, paid off Talibs and ANA alike and got a surprising amount of "suicides" when someone got too close in checking where the taxpayer's money went). I won't fault the Southerners for robbing and stealing blind, beats living in an underdeveloped hellhole ruled by petty criminality. What else can they do?
I have a friend who was in the US Army and he served with the Italian Army in Africa. He said that they were incredibly effective in dealing with the local warlords; the Italians were very good at paying the bribes and making under the table arrangements in order to keep peace and quiet within their sectors.
>italians using mafia tactics
really?
>paid off Talibs and ANA alike and got a surprising amount of "suicides" when someone got too close in checking where the taxpayer's money went)
Are you referring to that Bong rumor that was denied by the French Army or what?
It's not a "rumor", it's essentially the basic strategy. I've been around my fair share of people who deployed in Afghanistan, and bar a utter minority of tryhards everyone just wanted to chill, pay the locals and enjoy the bonuses from deployment. They didn't give a shit about the mission or the locals. I still remember when a Air Force officer told me in amazement that the Americans wanted to, like, kill local warlords, didn't they know paying them was essential in keeping the peace?
Beats Sonic mascots for the prison guard recruitments. I'll never get that one. Italy is full of weebs, goddamn
Debatable. Myths are malleable: the she-wolf could be a .... flexible retelling of Acca Laurentia, the wife of the sheperd who found Romulus&Remus, that was called lupa (she-wolf) because she was a small-time prostitute (in latin, brothel is lupanare). For sure a she-wolf is less embarrassing than having your foster mother taking dicks for a living, but I won't stop you from writing fanfictions about hot beastgirls dealing with the founders of Rome, classic literature would have loved that
you're only a furry if the girl doesn't have the outward appearance of a person. most wolfgirls are drawn as human girls but with tails, wolf ears and claws
Back in the day we used to call that Dangerously Furry
More like dangerously cheesy
Italy is western capital of weebnes after the us. We grew up with dubbed animes on the TV since the 70s.
My father as a kid watched all those big mecha animes, people my age were getting Mila and Shiro, sailor moon, one piece, DB and all the others, my sons and daughters will watch isekais while eating their cyber corn flakes.
>Italy is western capital of weebnes after the us. We grew up with dubbed animes on the TV since the 70s.
That's France though, cause they're so weeb they make their faux-Anime there while Italian animation is pretty inactive and sparse
Italy made a superhero movie around an anime...
That looks fricking baller
>Italian animation is pretty inactive and sparse
this is just plain wrong lmfao, italian comics and animation industry is full of quality stuff, you just don't know anything about it because of course you don't
>in latin, brothel is lupanare
inb4 some furry uses that as a pun in a comic or some shit
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/43168720/
I got you
mind posting a catbox link
because despite being a /k/ user, I do not actually have an FA account
I was gonna just link directly because it makes no difference but i know some morons here copy and paste any catbox link so it's gonna be way funnier
https://litter.catbox.moe/m9ivyd.jpg
>Beats Sonic mascots for the prison guard recruitments
Tell me more.
2nd
>Are you referring to that Bong rumor that was denied by the French Army or what?
This. Salty bongs still like to push this hoax made by their inferior army tho.
>low IQ southerners
lol. at least you're right about the south being underdeveloped, but that's the fault of the italians for never investing into it at all.
northern italians, that is.
Wasted money. Problem is that the Southerners successfully colonized everything else: the entire country is ruled and enslaved to terroni interests, they swarm around eating everything and working to make the rest of Italy as shitty as their homelands. You can't even send them home because sending 'em home is a warcrime, Naples makes black ghettoes look like the apex of civilization. At least in the armed forces you can force them in some sort of discipline, they keep stealing but it's contained.
south italians have been successful everywhere but Italy itself.
>Naples makes black ghettoes look like the apex of civilization
Truer words have never been spoken. Every single problem Italy has can be traced down to a Terrone with its mafia like mentality that he applies to every facet of his life.
>but that's the fault of the italians for never investing into it at all.
>PLEASEEE WON'T SOMEONE GIVE US GIIIIBS!
The North is the sole reason there is running water and electricity in Terronia. The fault of it being closer to mogadishu lies only with terroni.
Is it what Arab blood does to a people?
The North literally carries the South like a literal tumor. There's two completely different ethnic groups in each too lmao.
>recruit furries from your nation
>send them off to die
>fewer furries in your gene pool
it's brilliant
>Sees potential new recruit
>"What's this? OwO"
>come to laugh at furries
>Leave with a not so basic understanding of some people's origin tales and mythology.
>/k/
That's what keeps me coming back to this shithole
Because humans are creatures that are easily entertained and distracted.
Thats just a childish cartoon
Why do everyone think furry = animal ?
God that looks fricking gay
they know their audience
That, I believe, was outside the Lucca comics, which is a comics and games convention. Apparently they have a stand every year, in this period (probably bc of the armed forces' day) they are having big interactions with the public (stands and Garibaldi open to public).
Also come on anons, it's a fricking mascot made to stand outside a capeshit fair, don't go around crying wolf.
That's possible, they also bring IFVs and APCs time to time.
The same reason the US uses Violet Evergarden
they know what attracts the zoomers
>JapaCHADS finally defeat the marines 80 years later
Should have taken the anime ones Japan pretty much pre-made for them
sorry, crossover exclusivity to wargaming
what a bunch of wankers
>not using better girl
Better than the National Guard using Superman to recruit.
>furless human hands
Why though?
Gloves.
oh
OHHH
>Animals wearing human leather gloves
Shitalians are dogs. It's what it implies.
you'll be beaten into shit
Well Italy's soldiers since Romulus and Remus were referred as "sons of the she wolf" so they can kind of justify being furries.
I-I’m n-not a furry…
It’d just be f-funny to have an anthro gf haha as a joke haha or a fursuit gf haha lmao…
I sort of get some parts of the furry thing. If I had a gf as soft and cuddly as my cat you'd have to pry me out of bed with a crowbar. It's most of the other stuff where things break down.
>It's most of the other stuff where things break down.
The "other stuff" is just the same old moronic disgusting degenerate fetish that most communities have if you dig down enough, the things that are really wrong about Furries have to do with their aggressive tolerance of the intolerable within their ranks, even outside the sexual parts, there's a big drug and alcohol problem among them for instance, they just refuse to hold eachother to any standard or to put a stop to terrible behavior besides being mean to losers and minorities.
>the same old moronic disgusting degenerate fetish that most communities have
?
Every fanbase or community has desperately thirsty people who pass their lack of standards or self respect as sex positivity. Furries are just a terminal case of it.
Shouldn't they be able to quench their thirst if they lower their standards far enough?
sometimes they do, furcons are known to be dens of horrifying levels of debauchery, filth, misconduct and sex offender registry members, but many of these people are so socially stunted, odious and pathological they can't even get to meet eachother
>misconduct
Is it really misconduct if it's the expected decorum?
>they can't even get to meet eachother
So they don't go to furry conventions or they don't speak to anyone when they do?
>So they don't go to furry conventions or they don't speak to anyone when they do?
There's different types, the vast majority of furries are just closeted as frick or shut ins that don't socialize, the people that go to social stuff is a minority, the people that do that and also wear suits is a minority within a minority, and they are what you'd expect form people who have such little trepidation to dress up in ugly costumes for a con.
>dress up in ugly costumes
Come now, Anon; you're not calling this masterpiece "ugly", are you?
>EverydayWeStrayFurtherFromGod.png
>and they are what you'd expect form people who have such little trepidation to dress up in ugly costumes for a con.
i've found that a significant portion of outgoing furries are pretty much just frat boys with a drawn porn addiction
i've been to a con, holy shit all people do is drink, it's kinda fun
i've not only outed myself but i forgot about the spoilers, not even the gun collection pic can save me now
>not even the gun collection pic can save me now
Post it anyway.
>kitted out like that to serve a warrant for cp probably
Local PDs trying to justify their budgets are fricking wild, I remember back in college I was living in an apartment off campus with a guy who was trying to pick up kids on chatrooms and when the feds came for him a handful of agents just knocked on the door and handed me a warrant
Even though it wasn't for you, you shouldn't answer the door like that.
Fair but I was only twenty and the the FBI was at my door so I really didn't know what else to do but open it
>not even the gun collection pic can save me now
Depends what you're into. And you can take that however you like.
>If I had a gf as soft and cuddly as my cat
Make your dreams come true, Anon.
Step away from the cat.
No
I've fricked up bad in my life but not that bad, this is why I read cringe like this classic
I'm not attracted to my cat. I'm just saying he's objectively the softest thing in my house.
Do you frick your pillow?
You’re lucky you got a boy.
>tfw feline surrogate daughter was spayed but still gets horny and demand the Q-tip every other week
>she also makes sure her brother is watching
>demand the Q-tip every other week
the what
Look it up, it’s perfectly normal for relieving female cats. Also it’s useful because she leaks when she’s excited
The alternative is letting them caterwaul 24/7 for a week while making a mess.
This is something you just have to deal with if you're looking after animals. Female ferrets, as an extreme example, will literally die from their heat if they don't get any. You have to have them physically or chemically castrated if you don't have a male available to relieve them.
uh
>Do you frick your pillow?
Yes.
Your analogy isn't making the point you want it to make.
Fricking chad pervanon
Just ignore the moronic community and don't make it part of your identity, simple as
t. art and narrative enjoyer
it's something attached to the
>LGBTWTFBBQ community
>the art community
>the manchildren community
>the autism community
>the weird fetish community
>and the terminally online community
which results in a perfect storm of cancer
>the autism community
>the weird fetish community
Literally any hobby has those things.
When you actually grow the frick up you learn to enjoy shit without giving a frick what other people think.
>narrative enjoyer
What narrative? The only stories involving anthros are porn and slice of "life" shit. Damn shame too, you can do so much with anthro.
Some porn has decent plot, at least better than the average hentai doujin through a lack of stupid japanese idiosyncrasies
I don't imagine that it's too hard to make a better plot than some henti written by some 50 something year old hikikomori
Know of any novels? I have a few based on the ironclaw rpg, but that's all I know of.
>slice of "life" shit
That~s what I like tho. But there's plenty of action with shit like Nordguard, Blacksad, Mouseguard, Grandville and similar. And that¨s just the comics
Furshit stories can be good, but don't expect it from the average internet fur
The issue is just that whenever anything good comes out people dont wanna call it furry and if it sucks it automatically becomes furry, its a meaningless label and creative people outside terminally online communities simply dont care or recognize whether something is or isnt. It is not just anthropomorphic animals, or anthropomorphic animals in some kind of erotic adult context, or anthropomorphic animals in an adult context where the narrative revolves around the fact that they are, it simply stands for whatever gay morons on the internet rave about.
>double barreled pump action with exposed hammer
where to cop
in eurocomics they're either really autistic about guns or go complete fantasy with it, no in betweens
i think it's implied he slamfires it too lol
I like Lackadaisy
>or a fursuit gf haha lmao
Be careful what you wish for.
godiwishthatwereme.jpg
that looks more of a stock image stolen from google than truly "furry" content honestly.
Whatever happened to that "furry warcrimes" game? Did anon ever get anywhere?
I don't really know. Last time i heard about it, he was taking a break from it because of college. And then he disappeared. Honestly he doesn't seem like a mentally well but i liked his content
Damn. I remember downloading a demo from a google account but that was looooong ago and I haven't had the chance to get my computer running to test it out.
>the ideal fate for all furBlack folk
death to furboys
furry women belong to human men!
Why dont you frick some human men if you like them so much
OwO
*notices ur low GPA*
Uh... Hewwo!!!! *looks down at feet nervously* I was wondering...
Have you considowed a caweer in da armed furces!?!?!
HUH!?!?!?! What do u mean NO!?!?!?!
Pwetty pwease UwU *nuzzles ur necky wecky*
Do u not wanna serve ur country!?!?!
U even get fwee cowledge, why are u making this harder than it needs to be >:(!?!?!?!
>Ferdinand looks like Mario
Always makes me laugh
>tfw never had my necky wecky nuzzled
life is suffering, bros
man, I got a lot more than I bargained for opening this thread
you clicked on a vaguely furry mascot looking picture on /k/, you knew you were getting into trouble
On one hand, you have a point, on the other, I didn't think I'd be getting into as much trouble as I did
Because they want results.
>Cute cartoon mascot
>"T-That's a furry"
yeah, no shit
Finnish bear worship
>Sometimes the ceremony was performed in the fashion of a sacred marriage rather than a wake. In such cases the bear was either propped up inside of a frame or strapped to a cross. With all due ceremony, the chosen bride or groom would symbolically marry the bear.
Why so many pagan and such peoples have so many animal transformation and animal fricker stories?
"I swear that I married a woman and she turned into a reindeer"
Same fricking story everywhere.
I think there is two explanations for such stories.
>Homicide
>Animal fricker
Wait, why would this ceremony happen in the first place? Is this post bear hunt or some kind of holiday or something? They describe it as a wake or marriage, the first of which makes me assume the bear is dead.
Yeah, pretty much. It’s a “we just hunted a big scary thing and now we’re making sure its ghost doesn’t kill us” thing, like how some people would bring the bear back with its eyes covered so it doesn’t know who killed it (I forgot exactly who did that).
>we just hunted a big scary (bear) and now we’re making sure its ghost doesn’t kill us
By marrying it?
Yes!
So you marry these bears despite the fact that they are obviously dead?
Italy is based
Op is cringe
Its that simple folks
Because furries are cute and hawt. Duh.
OK, so hear me out: You know how /misc/acks go on about how Anime is a israeli invention to distract the white man from having sex with white women? What if we do that, but with furries?
>China has heavily skewed gender demographics in favor of males (0.9 to 1), and shit fertility rate because of OCP
>CIA begins enormous effort to translate all furry material to Chinese, and produce new material for the Chinese market (Maybe slip a bit of MKULTRA subliminal messaging in there for extra effect)
>Chang, with no hope of getting a GF due to surplus of males, instead sets his focus on imaginary QT waifur to make pork hotpot for him and snuggle with in cold Chinese night, because why not, it's not like he'll actually get laid IRL
>Waifurs slowly become culturally widespread in China, Chinese men who would otherwise be able to make children for the glory of the CCP, do not do so
>China fertility rate plummets even more, making them no longer a viable threat to the west
Either that, or because of their less stringent regulations surrounding human experimentation and genetic modification, China invents waifurs.
Win-win either way.
Anon, the Chinese can't feel for furries. They skin dogs alive and throw cats into boiling soup. For a project like that to work, you'd have to develop waifus that fit the culture
they can feel for scalies though
>Waifus that fit the culture
Any ideas?
>you'd have to develop waifus that fit the culture
Hot female big tiddy goth bats bathing in giant bowls of hot soup.
there's a thriving Chinese furry scene though
both in kemono-animeish style and western style
oh and there's also waai fu from arknights
Anon, it already happened. Most young chinks are either fapping to waifus or trying to become one.
Xi jingpin is literally trying to ban characters with animal features like cat ears etc. I wish I was joking.
>China, one of the most powerful nations on the planet, considers furries/monstergirls to be a threat to its existence
Say what you will about this timeline, it's fricking hilarious
that's a crunchy picture
>Crunchy
what?
look at how jpegged it is
source on the character on that grip?
How do I get a furry gf bros
>furry mascots on the army
homie, we have a fricking furry anti-drugs lion in our police. Shit is in every public school teaching kids to kill drug junkies and burn away their corpses.
It’s like people have totally forgotten Scruff McGruff type characters.
Or Eddie eagle.
We had a whole porn comic of him a few years (decade?) ago on /k/
Makes me wonder how long till we get one of that fox they replaced Smokey the bear with in Canada.
I remember this guy when I was in elementary and middle school
>China, one of the most powerful nations on the planet
What's the tactical advantage of having fur?
Pros:
cold weather ready.
Cons:
risk of infection.
looking like a homosexual.
Pros: Extra warmth in cold conditions.
Camouflage if Fur patterns matches local environment.
Extra padding when sleeping.
Cons:
Washing takes twice as long
Wounds will require shaving before stitching because of fur getting in the wound.
Mistaken for animal and shot by your own side
>Cons:
>you will never be cool in the summer
Also, shaving is required for stitching wounds anyways as long as you're hairy. And if you're, say, the worst creature for the winter, an opossum, you can dye your white/grey fur any color to match local environments!
>get captured by enemy
>cut your bonds and kill your captors using the copious amounts of small edged weapons you have hidden in your chest fluff
>roll around in the mud for impromptu camouflage
>flee into the night
Let's not get into whatever advanced senses a humanoid fox or cat or wolf would have
Though flashbangs and ear pro will be a problem
lord a mercy
litterary clown world
same reason they made that tune they military theme