why do italians have furry mascots for their recruitment operations

why do italians have furry mascots for their recruitment operations

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >why do italians have furry mascots for their recruitment operations
    Italian army is taking a page out of PrepHole's operating manual

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      :/

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Furry is a coping mechanism for people who suffer from trauma and haven't recovered.
      Seek a life of virtue / dignity.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'd agree with you if you didnt say something completely retarded

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i prescribe deer pussy, stat

          we can save you yet, buddy

          https://i.imgur.com/yXoqCaP.jpg

          PrepHole is the deer-fucking board newfag.

          >furfags seething

          You will never be a real wolf. You have no paws, you have no fur, you
          have no tail. You are a man twisted by drugs, porn, and cartoons
          into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “validation” you
          get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you.
          Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at
          your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors. Real wolves are utterly
          repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed wolves
          to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even furies who “pass”
          look uncanny and unnatural to a wolf. Your bone structure is a dead
          giveaway. And even if you manage to get a wolf home with you, he’ll
          turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, pink
          flesh.

          You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single
          morning wearing your furry costume and tell yourself it’s going to be
          "awwright", but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed,
          ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be
          too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your
          neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you,
          heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the
          unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone
          marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of
          eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go
          back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a
          skeleton that is unmistakably a human male.

          This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You better not have manually reworded that copypasta

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You write that yourself, bucko?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Cope and seethe

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >a 3000 dollar fursuit purchase is a permanently life altering experience
            kek poorfag alert. Do you have starlink in that cardboard box of yours, hobo?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              that's a used car

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >$3000
              Mines $6000

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                post paws

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's not made yet.¯_(ツ)_/¯. But it is paid for, she has the DTD and everything but she needs to finish the others ahead of me in her queue.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            go back to 4chan you gay, PrepHole is the deer fucking board

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              hey what boards arent furshit?
              i've seen /v/, /tg/, fucking PrepHole claim to be the furry board
              which is it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                im not saying PrepHole is the furry board, and i dont want to speak for all of us, but furries have been a visible part of the board for longer than these /nupol/ gays. i remember when 4chan was pulling for Ron Paul.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >/tg/
                >THE anything board
                /tg/ dabbles in everything and is honestly way less furry than PrepHole. Only time furry stuff gets brought up there is normally from one particular autist or from someone asking about Ironclaw (and occasionally Hc Svnt Dracones I guess). The current 'kink worldbuilding' thread is mostly about lesbos and traps.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                it's PrepHole

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                /mlp/

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i prescribe deer pussy, stat

        we can save you yet, buddy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >t. Kyle, 17, suburban Nebraska, played paintball for his birthday once, charter member of L33TX clan in Call of Duty

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I just like cartoon animals dude. Sometimes I like to see them fuck.
        Not everything is some pseudo-freudian coping mechanism. Seek a fucking psychology textbook.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        PrepHole is the deer-fucking board newfag.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What is this from?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Darkwood

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              ty

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Eh, I've got my shit together.
        I just guess my lizard brain is a tad more involved in my thought process than most, if (ahem) you get where I'm coming from

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I love vipers.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >virtue / dignity.
        Yeah.....and what does that get me?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >kfurries3
      what are 1 and 2

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >teal

          Why do they always pick ugly unnatural colors for this shit

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Because if everything was natural colors then they'd all look the same. Same reason you see them staple wings and antlers where they don't belong.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      imagine being killed by this thing
      you should get resurrected so you can have a nice day again

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >army IT furs drone striking you while having discord open and erp'ing

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          A lot of Russians got killed because they kept their phones on and tried to get hits on Tinder while out on an actual invasion, it's just the natural evolution

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >on Tinder
            They deserved it.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A preventative measures. You see, Muslims hates dogs because it was considered as filthy Haram. And Black folks to due it reminded them the time white people hunting them for justice with dogs. So, by putting the thing they hate as a mascot, the Italian Armed Forces can be cleansed from filthy Muslims or Black people from joining.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dogs were never Haram in utilitarian contexts. And the Muslim communities that tend to dislike dogs culturally are mainly those bordering the Indo-Pacific.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Italians were furries since their first civilizations

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This guy gets it. Furgayry runs through the veins of every red blooded Evropean.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This guy gets it. Furgayry runs through the veins of every red blooded Evropean.

      Turks did it better (as always)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >"This is what Turks actually believe"
        No they don't. It's a cultural origin myth. Nobody takes that literally.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          a wolffucker being of cultural significance to turks is still funny though

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >turks were furfags all along
        that explains things

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I love when you can tell when a myth was written by the kind of guy who'd be detailedly coomerposting in the comments section of a porn booru.
        Japan being born of a god busting a giant nut, lot's daughters getting him boozed up and fucking him, some Polynesian goddess shitting out a delicious feast, zeus stealing the hottest twink in Anatolia.
        Good times

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >TEN BOYS
          Jesus Christ the writer really went for the football team

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >some Polynesian goddess shitting out a delicious feast
          Tubavore?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I guess I missremembered.
            She shit out, like, valuable objects. Like gongs and swords and copper boxes.
            Her name is Hainuwele and I really need to read some e Indonesian mythology based solely on
            >Ameta, who was part of one of the original nine families of the West Ceram people who had emerged from bananas

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I'm thinking of the smut that can be made from this.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >some guy was caught eating the tubular fudge and had to bullshit something mystical

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Japan has a similar deity.
              >When Ukemochi (Ōgetsu-hime) was visited by Tsukuyomi, she prepared a feast by facing the ocean and spitting out a fish, then she faced the forest and bountiful game spewed out of her mouth,[4] finally turning to a rice paddy, she coughed up a bowl of rice. In the Kojiki,[5] it is stated that she pulled various foods from within her nose, rectum, and mouth to prepare a feast. Tsukuyomi was so disgusted he killed her.[6] Her dead body also produced food: millet, rice seeds, wheat, and beans sprang forth.[5][7][8] Out of her eyebrows came silkworms.[9] While different sources mention similar items that came from Ukemochi's body, from which part of her body these items came from is less agreed upon.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Also, pulled and spit are euphemistic here.
                She was vomiting and shitting this stuff out

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/44YQXpH.jpg

                Japan has a similar deity.
                >When Ukemochi (Ōgetsu-hime) was visited by Tsukuyomi, she prepared a feast by facing the ocean and spitting out a fish, then she faced the forest and bountiful game spewed out of her mouth,[4] finally turning to a rice paddy, she coughed up a bowl of rice. In the Kojiki,[5] it is stated that she pulled various foods from within her nose, rectum, and mouth to prepare a feast. Tsukuyomi was so disgusted he killed her.[6] Her dead body also produced food: millet, rice seeds, wheat, and beans sprang forth.[5][7][8] Out of her eyebrows came silkworms.[9] While different sources mention similar items that came from Ukemochi's body, from which part of her body these items came from is less agreed upon.

                https://i.imgur.com/tBhJK2q.jpg

                I guess I missremembered.
                She shit out, like, valuable objects. Like gongs and swords and copper boxes.
                Her name is Hainuwele and I really need to read some e Indonesian mythology based solely on
                >Ameta, who was part of one of the original nine families of the West Ceram people who had emerged from bananas

                >some Polynesian goddess shitting out a delicious feast
                Tubavore?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Fuck off ding dong

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I know who won't be getting a bountiful harvest next year.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I remember that guy.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What the fuck did I just look at

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Run while you still can, fool.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Tsukuyomi was so disgusted he killed her.
                caught me completely off guard lmao
                especially since Tsukuyomi is the GUEST in this scenario

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >hey welcome, take a seat while I blast some vol au vents out my ass
                >umf yeah fuckin' eat em tbh
                >oh no I am beheaded
                Based moon god, refusing to take no shit from a woman.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >furry
                It's a kids mascot.

                >Tsukuyomi was so disgusted he killed her.
                based

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                "Well Ukemochi I made it, despite your directions."

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ah, Goddess Tsukuyomi, I hope you're ready for an unforgettable banquet.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Why is there food coming out of your ass Ukemochi?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Uhh it's steam, steam from the steamed loaves we're having. Mmm, steamed loaves

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                "A storage universe? At this time of year, at this era of creation, located entirely within the confines of your colon?"

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Tsukuyomi is male, Amaterasu (the sun goddess) is female.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The funniest part of Shintō myths is how fucking done with everything Tsukuyomi is. He straight up fucking kills many gods who do disgusting things, he abandons Amaterasu when she starts looking like shit etc.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >He straight up fucking kills many gods who do disgusting things
                Examples?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nevermind, sorry, the real brutal one is Susanoo, though the death of Uke Mochi is the Shintō creation myth of day and night.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >can shit out an entire sword on demand
              >impossible to render unarmed
              a goddess after PrepHole's own heart

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >shitting out a swords for eternity.
              I'd rather be Sisyphus.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                of course you would, sissy.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              these kinds of posts are the only reason im on PrepHole

              god bless you encyclapedic austistic fuckers

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              She evem poop out the floppy disk in the corner

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >myths are just ancient AO3
          Holy shit

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >lot's daughters getting him boozed up and fucking him
          cant speak for the other ones, but that one was meant to disgust anyone who read it, and show how the sheer depravity of Sodom affected Israel long after its destruction

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            unfortunately that part of the bible disgusted me so much it wrapped right around to being a fetish

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf I love turks now

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >ancient shota hmofa
        holy fucking based

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          also reverse hikaru genji plan

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        giwtwm

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Cute Cartoon Character
        >muh furry
        PrepHole broke your mind

        https://i.imgur.com/4gfu5U8.jpg

        I love when you can tell when a myth was written by the kind of guy who'd be detailedly coomerposting in the comments section of a porn booru.
        Japan being born of a god busting a giant nut, lot's daughters getting him boozed up and fucking him, some Polynesian goddess shitting out a delicious feast, zeus stealing the hottest twink in Anatolia.
        Good times

        That's pretty common in origin mythology. In Egypt mythology some guy jacked off which created life. The Greek goddess Aphrodite was created when Kronos cut off Uranus dick.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        sauce on that furry pic?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        source on furry pic please please please please please please please

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Artist is lemondude, character is Serena I think

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous
            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              it's over

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            thank you 🙂

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not just furry, but shota incest furry
        >well done turkroaches

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think it counts as his mom

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Arawoo Arawoo

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Based Turkroaches

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Lewd

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/De1w5Aw.jpg

          [...]
          Turks did it better (as always)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Never been attracted to any furshit before, or drawn/hentai pictures as a whole
          >Feel able to connect with and imagine this image on a frighteningly visceral level, down to feeling the furry legs twitching around my waist and hot breath come on my neck in pants
          I'm not a furry, r-right?
          oh no

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Only one way to find out, anon.
            No ones saying it outright but we know there are a lot of /hmofa/ cross posters in this thread.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Turkish hmofa shota/older woman impregnation
        Is it bad that this genuinely improves my impression of Turks for having an orgin myth so based?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        sauce anon?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          lemondude

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        photo of the incident

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          giwtwm

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            giwtwm

            what about this?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          giwtwm

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that the cow that's on the AC Roma logo?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        jesus christ man get it together

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What the fuck

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's clearly a cat from lecce's logo.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        bro..

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >cow

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's clearly the elephant from Cagliari's logo.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >American education

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      VGH...

      This guy gets it. Furgayry runs through the veins of every red blooded Evropean.

      Nothing wrong with FurCHADDING

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i've been discovered

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hot. Who makes these sculptures?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/ivZlXh7.jpg

      >why do italians have furry mascots for their recruitment operations
      Italian army is taking a page out of PrepHole's operating manual

      https://i.imgur.com/sAMizag.png

      why do italians have furry mascots for their recruitment operations

      You can roll back to Egyptian, Indian and other gods and monsters that are humans with animal heads. Nothing is new.

      Also wasn't there certain Roman soldiers that wore wolf pelts on their heads?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The Velites (hastae velitares) were a type of Roman light infantry during the days of the Roman legions. Thanks to a quote from Publius, they have often been historically portrayed as wearing animal skins on their helmet and armor - particularly a wolf headdress.
        https://www.anachrobellum.com/blog/velites-roman-skirmishers-in-a-wolf-headdress

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          So the kids dressed up as animals so the older guys would recognize them?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It was a symbolic thing, wearing a pelt looked heroic like Hercules wearing the lion on his head.

            [...]
            [...]
            You can roll back to Egyptian, Indian and other gods and monsters that are humans with animal heads. Nothing is new.

            Also wasn't there certain Roman soldiers that wore wolf pelts on their heads?

            Germanic warriors and Berserkers did the whole aanimal aspect and wearing pelts too

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        but fursuits

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They understand that all service age boys these days are infested with a latent version of the furry parasite. It's nowhere near as powerful as the millennial strain but its much more widespread and extremely useful when activating sleeper commands

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fuck me man that looks like deviantart from the 00s
    they couldn't find a single soldier with a basic grasp of drawing to make something at least in proportion?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >fuck me man that looks like deviantart from the 00s
      That wolf is masterpiece in the gallery of 2000's DA

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Italia is a cartoon and comic book superpower.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They want to recruit man-child soldiers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair those often make for effective soldiers, no wife or kids to distract them

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Italian army is commonly known as welfare for low-IQ Southerners. The mascot is probably some retarded idea someone got to get a raise (much like the vtuber they got for the Air Force, hope someone commissioned some good porn and mailed it to the Defense Ministry). You have to understand that the Italian Army does nothing even when deployed (the stories from Afghanistan are all true, they pretty much hid in their bases, paid off Talibs and ANA alike and got a surprising amount of "suicides" when someone got too close in checking where the taxpayer's money went). I won't fault the Southerners for robbing and stealing blind, beats living in an underdeveloped hellhole ruled by petty criminality. What else can they do?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I have a friend who was in the US Army and he served with the Italian Army in Africa. He said that they were incredibly effective in dealing with the local warlords; the Italians were very good at paying the bribes and making under the table arrangements in order to keep peace and quiet within their sectors.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >italians using mafia tactics
        really?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >paid off Talibs and ANA alike and got a surprising amount of "suicides" when someone got too close in checking where the taxpayer's money went)

      Are you referring to that Bong rumor that was denied by the French Army or what?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I have a friend who was in the US Army and he served with the Italian Army in Africa. He said that they were incredibly effective in dealing with the local warlords; the Italians were very good at paying the bribes and making under the table arrangements in order to keep peace and quiet within their sectors.

        It's not a "rumor", it's essentially the basic strategy. I've been around my fair share of people who deployed in Afghanistan, and bar a utter minority of tryhards everyone just wanted to chill, pay the locals and enjoy the bonuses from deployment. They didn't give a shit about the mission or the locals. I still remember when a Air Force officer told me in amazement that the Americans wanted to, like, kill local warlords, didn't they know paying them was essential in keeping the peace?

        That, I believe, was outside the Lucca comics, which is a comics and games convention. Apparently they have a stand every year, in this period (probably bc of the armed forces' day) they are having big interactions with the public (stands and Garibaldi open to public).
        Also come on anons, it's a fucking mascot made to stand outside a capeshit fair, don't go around crying wolf.

        Beats Sonic mascots for the prison guard recruitments. I'll never get that one. Italy is full of weebs, goddamn

        https://i.imgur.com/GmNIhtA.jpg

        Italians were furries since their first civilizations

        https://i.imgur.com/aGAE7r0.jpg

        i've been discovered

        Debatable. Myths are malleable: the she-wolf could be a .... flexible retelling of Acca Laurentia, the wife of the sheperd who found Romulus&Remus, that was called lupa (she-wolf) because she was a small-time prostitute (in latin, brothel is lupanare). For sure a she-wolf is less embarrassing than having your foster mother taking dicks for a living, but I won't stop you from writing fanfictions about hot beastgirls dealing with the founders of Rome, classic literature would have loved that

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you're only a furry if the girl doesn't have the outward appearance of a person. most wolfgirls are drawn as human girls but with tails, wolf ears and claws

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Back in the day we used to call that Dangerously Furry

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              More like dangerously cheesy

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Italy is western capital of weebnes after the us. We grew up with dubbed animes on the TV since the 70s.
          My father as a kid watched all those big mecha animes, people my age were getting Mila and Shiro, sailor moon, one piece, DB and all the others, my sons and daughters will watch isekais while eating their cyber corn flakes.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Italy is western capital of weebnes after the us. We grew up with dubbed animes on the TV since the 70s.

            That's France though, cause they're so weeb they make their faux-Anime there while Italian animation is pretty inactive and sparse

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Italy made a superhero movie around an anime...

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That looks fucking baller

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Italian animation is pretty inactive and sparse
              this is just plain wrong lmfao, italian comics and animation industry is full of quality stuff, you just don't know anything about it because of course you don't

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >in latin, brothel is lupanare
          inb4 some furry uses that as a pun in a comic or some shit

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            https://www.furaffinity.net/view/43168720/
            I got you

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              mind posting a catbox link
              because despite being a PrepHole user, I do not actually have an FA account

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I was gonna just link directly because it makes no difference but i know some retards here copy and paste any catbox link so it's gonna be way funnier

                https://litter.catbox.moe/m9ivyd.jpg

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Beats Sonic mascots for the prison guard recruitments
          Tell me more.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            2nd

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Are you referring to that Bong rumor that was denied by the French Army or what?
        This. Salty bongs still like to push this hoax made by their inferior army tho.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >low IQ southerners
      lol. at least you're right about the south being underdeveloped, but that's the fault of the italians for never investing into it at all.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        northern italians, that is.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        northern italians, that is.

        Wasted money. Problem is that the Southerners successfully colonized everything else: the entire country is ruled and enslaved to terroni interests, they swarm around eating everything and working to make the rest of Italy as shitty as their homelands. You can't even send them home because sending 'em home is a warcrime, Naples makes black ghettoes look like the apex of civilization. At least in the armed forces you can force them in some sort of discipline, they keep stealing but it's contained.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          south italians have been successful everywhere but Italy itself.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Naples makes black ghettoes look like the apex of civilization
          Truer words have never been spoken. Every single problem Italy has can be traced down to a Terrone with its mafia like mentality that he applies to every facet of his life.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >but that's the fault of the italians for never investing into it at all.
        >PLEASEEE WON'T SOMEONE GIVE US GIIIIBS!
        The North is the sole reason there is running water and electricity in Terronia. The fault of it being closer to mogadishu lies only with terroni.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Is it what Arab blood does to a people?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The North literally carries the South like a literal tumor. There's two completely different ethnic groups in each too lmao.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >recruit furries from your nation
    >send them off to die
    >fewer furries in your gene pool
    it's brilliant

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Sees potential new recruit
    >"What's this? OwO"

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >come to laugh at furries
    >Leave with a not so basic understanding of some people's origin tales and mythology.
    >PrepHole

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's what keeps me coming back to this shithole

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because humans are creatures that are easily entertained and distracted.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thats just a childish cartoon
    Why do everyone think furry = animal ?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    God that looks fucking gay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they know their audience

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That, I believe, was outside the Lucca comics, which is a comics and games convention. Apparently they have a stand every year, in this period (probably bc of the armed forces' day) they are having big interactions with the public (stands and Garibaldi open to public).
    Also come on anons, it's a fucking mascot made to stand outside a capeshit fair, don't go around crying wolf.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's possible, they also bring IFVs and APCs time to time.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The same reason the US uses Violet Evergarden
    they know what attracts the zoomers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >JapaCHADS finally defeat the marines 80 years later

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Should have taken the anime ones Japan pretty much pre-made for them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sorry, crossover exclusivity to wargaming

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what a bunch of wankers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sorry, crossover exclusivity to wargaming

      >not using better girl

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Better than the National Guard using Superman to recruit.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >furless human hands
    Why though?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gloves.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        oh

        [...]
        >Animals wearing human leather gloves

        OHHH

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gloves.

      >Animals wearing human leather gloves

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shitalians are dogs. It's what it implies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you'll be beaten into shit

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Well Italy's soldiers since Romulus and Remus were referred as "sons of the she wolf" so they can kind of justify being furries.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I-I’m n-not a furry…
    It’d just be f-funny to have an anthro gf haha as a joke haha or a fursuit gf haha lmao…

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I sort of get some parts of the furry thing. If I had a gf as soft and cuddly as my cat you'd have to pry me out of bed with a crowbar. It's most of the other stuff where things break down.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >It's most of the other stuff where things break down.

        The "other stuff" is just the same old retarded disgusting degenerate fetish that most communities have if you dig down enough, the things that are really wrong about Furries have to do with their aggressive tolerance of the intolerable within their ranks, even outside the sexual parts, there's a big drug and alcohol problem among them for instance, they just refuse to hold eachother to any standard or to put a stop to terrible behavior besides being mean to losers and minorities.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >the same old retarded disgusting degenerate fetish that most communities have
          ?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Every fanbase or community has desperately thirsty people who pass their lack of standards or self respect as sex positivity. Furries are just a terminal case of it.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Shouldn't they be able to quench their thirst if they lower their standards far enough?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                sometimes they do, furcons are known to be dens of horrifying levels of debauchery, filth, misconduct and sex offender registry members, but many of these people are so socially stunted, odious and pathological they can't even get to meet eachother

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >misconduct
                Is it really misconduct if it's the expected decorum?

                >they can't even get to meet eachother
                So they don't go to furry conventions or they don't speak to anyone when they do?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >So they don't go to furry conventions or they don't speak to anyone when they do?

                There's different types, the vast majority of furries are just closeted as fuck or shut ins that don't socialize, the people that go to social stuff is a minority, the people that do that and also wear suits is a minority within a minority, and they are what you'd expect form people who have such little trepidation to dress up in ugly costumes for a con.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >dress up in ugly costumes
                Come now, Anon; you're not calling this masterpiece "ugly", are you?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >EverydayWeStrayFurtherFromGod.png

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >and they are what you'd expect form people who have such little trepidation to dress up in ugly costumes for a con.
                i've found that a significant portion of outgoing furries are pretty much just frat boys with a drawn porn addiction
                i've been to a con, holy shit all people do is drink, it's kinda fun

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i've not only outed myself but i forgot about the spoilers, not even the gun collection pic can save me now

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >not even the gun collection pic can save me now
                Post it anyway.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >kitted out like that to serve a warrant for cp probably
                Local PDs trying to justify their budgets are fucking wild, I remember back in college I was living in an apartment off campus with a guy who was trying to pick up kids on chatrooms and when the feds came for him a handful of agents just knocked on the door and handed me a warrant

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Even though it wasn't for you, you shouldn't answer the door like that.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Fair but I was only twenty and the the FBI was at my door so I really didn't know what else to do but open it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >not even the gun collection pic can save me now
                Depends what you're into. And you can take that however you like.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >If I had a gf as soft and cuddly as my cat
        Make your dreams come true, Anon.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Step away from the cat.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I've fucked up bad in my life but not that bad, this is why I read cringe like this classic

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not attracted to my cat. I'm just saying he's objectively the softest thing in my house.
          Do you fuck your pillow?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You’re lucky you got a boy.
            >tfw feline surrogate daughter was spayed but still gets horny and demand the Q-tip every other week
            >she also makes sure her brother is watching

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >demand the Q-tip every other week
              the what

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Look it up, it’s perfectly normal for relieving female cats. Also it’s useful because she leaks when she’s excited

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                uh

                The alternative is letting them caterwaul 24/7 for a week while making a mess.

                This is something you just have to deal with if you're looking after animals. Female ferrets, as an extreme example, will literally die from their heat if they don't get any. You have to have them physically or chemically castrated if you don't have a male available to relieve them.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                uh

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Do you fuck your pillow?
            Yes.
            Your analogy isn't making the point you want it to make.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Fucking chad pervanon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I sort of get some parts of the furry thing. If I had a gf as soft and cuddly as my cat you'd have to pry me out of bed with a crowbar. It's most of the other stuff where things break down.

      Just ignore the retarded community and don't make it part of your identity, simple as
      t. art and narrative enjoyer

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it's something attached to the
        >LGBTWTFBBQ community
        >the art community
        >the manchildren community
        >the autism community
        >the weird fetish community
        >and the terminally online community
        which results in a perfect storm of cancer

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >the autism community
          >the weird fetish community

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Literally any hobby has those things.
          When you actually grow the fuck up you learn to enjoy shit without giving a fuck what other people think.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >narrative enjoyer
        What narrative? The only stories involving anthros are porn and slice of "life" shit. Damn shame too, you can do so much with anthro.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Some porn has decent plot, at least better than the average hentai doujin through a lack of stupid japanese idiosyncrasies

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I don't imagine that it's too hard to make a better plot than some henti written by some 50 something year old hikikomori

            >slice of "life" shit
            That~s what I like tho. But there's plenty of action with shit like Nordguard, Blacksad, Mouseguard, Grandville and similar. And that¨s just the comics

            Know of any novels? I have a few based on the ironclaw rpg, but that's all I know of.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >slice of "life" shit
          That~s what I like tho. But there's plenty of action with shit like Nordguard, Blacksad, Mouseguard, Grandville and similar. And that¨s just the comics

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Furshit stories can be good, but don't expect it from the average internet fur

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The issue is just that whenever anything good comes out people dont wanna call it furry and if it sucks it automatically becomes furry, its a meaningless label and creative people outside terminally online communities simply dont care or recognize whether something is or isnt. It is not just anthropomorphic animals, or anthropomorphic animals in some kind of erotic adult context, or anthropomorphic animals in an adult context where the narrative revolves around the fact that they are, it simply stands for whatever gay retards on the internet rave about.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >double barreled pump action with exposed hammer
            where to cop

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              in eurocomics they're either really autistic about guns or go complete fantasy with it, no in betweens

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              i think it's implied he slamfires it too lol

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I like Lackadaisy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >or a fursuit gf haha lmao
      Be careful what you wish for.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        godiwishthatwereme.jpg

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that looks more of a stock image stolen from google than truly "furry" content honestly.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Whatever happened to that "furry warcrimes" game? Did anon ever get anywhere?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't really know. Last time i heard about it, he was taking a break from it because of college. And then he disappeared. Honestly he doesn't seem like a mentally well but i liked his content

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Damn. I remember downloading a demo from a google account but that was looooong ago and I haven't had the chance to get my computer running to test it out.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the ideal fate for all furmorons

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    death to furboys
    furry women belong to human men!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why dont you fuck some human men if you like them so much

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OwO
    *notices ur low GPA*
    Uh... Hewwo!!!! *looks down at feet nervously* I was wondering...
    Have you considowed a caweer in da armed furces!?!?!
    HUH!?!?!?! What do u mean NO!?!?!?!
    Pwetty pwease UwU *nuzzles ur necky wecky*
    Do u not wanna serve ur country!?!?!
    U even get fwee cowledge, why are u making this harder than it needs to be >:(!?!?!?!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Ferdinand looks like Mario
      Always makes me laugh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw never had my necky wecky nuzzled
      life is suffering, bros

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    man, I got a lot more than I bargained for opening this thread

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you clicked on a vaguely furry mascot looking picture on PrepHole, you knew you were getting into trouble

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        On one hand, you have a point, on the other, I didn't think I'd be getting into as much trouble as I did

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because they want results.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Cute cartoon mascot
    >"T-That's a furry"
    yeah, no shit

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Finnish bear worship
    >Sometimes the ceremony was performed in the fashion of a sacred marriage rather than a wake. In such cases the bear was either propped up inside of a frame or strapped to a cross. With all due ceremony, the chosen bride or groom would symbolically marry the bear.

    Why so many pagan and such peoples have so many animal transformation and animal fucker stories?
    "I swear that I married a woman and she turned into a reindeer"
    Same fucking story everywhere.
    I think there is two explanations for such stories.
    >Homicide
    >Animal fucker

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, why would this ceremony happen in the first place? Is this post bear hunt or some kind of holiday or something? They describe it as a wake or marriage, the first of which makes me assume the bear is dead.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, pretty much. It’s a “we just hunted a big scary thing and now we’re making sure its ghost doesn’t kill us” thing, like how some people would bring the bear back with its eyes covered so it doesn’t know who killed it (I forgot exactly who did that).

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >we just hunted a big scary (bear) and now we’re making sure its ghost doesn’t kill us
          By marrying it?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yes!

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              So you marry these bears despite the fact that they are obviously dead?

  33. 1 month ago
    stoner

    Italy is based
    Op is cringe
    Its that simple folks

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because furries are cute and hawt. Duh.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OK, so hear me out: You know how 4chanacks go on about how Anime is a gnomish invention to distract the white man from having sex with white women? What if we do that, but with furries?
    >China has heavily skewed gender demographics in favor of males (0.9 to 1), and shit fertility rate because of OCP
    >CIA begins enormous effort to translate all furry material to Chinese, and produce new material for the Chinese market (Maybe slip a bit of MKULTRA subliminal messaging in there for extra effect)
    >Chang, with no hope of getting a GF due to surplus of males, instead sets his focus on imaginary QT waifur to make pork hotpot for him and snuggle with in cold Chinese night, because why not, it's not like he'll actually get laid IRL
    >Waifurs slowly become culturally widespread in China, Chinese men who would otherwise be able to make children for the glory of the CCP, do not do so
    >China fertility rate plummets even more, making them no longer a viable threat to the west
    Either that, or because of their less stringent regulations surrounding human experimentation and genetic modification, China invents waifurs.
    Win-win either way.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, the Chinese can't feel for furries. They skin dogs alive and throw cats into boiling soup. For a project like that to work, you'd have to develop waifus that fit the culture

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        they can feel for scalies though

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Waifus that fit the culture
        Any ideas?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/ZmyVT3o.jpg

        >Waifus that fit the culture
        Any ideas?

        >you'd have to develop waifus that fit the culture
        Hot female big tiddy goth bats bathing in giant bowls of hot soup.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, the Chinese can't feel for furries. They skin dogs alive and throw cats into boiling soup. For a project like that to work, you'd have to develop waifus that fit the culture

      there's a thriving Chinese furry scene though
      both in kemono-animeish style and western style
      oh and there's also waai fu from arknights

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, it already happened. Most young chinks are either fapping to waifus or trying to become one.

      Xi jingpin is literally trying to ban characters with animal features like cat ears etc. I wish I was joking.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >China, one of the most powerful nations on the planet, considers furries/monstergirls to be a threat to its existence
        Say what you will about this timeline, it's fucking hilarious

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          that's a crunchy picture

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Crunchy
            what?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              look at how jpegged it is

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      source on the character on that grip?

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get a furry gf bros

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >furry mascots on the army
    bro, we have a fucking furry anti-drugs lion in our police. Shit is in every public school teaching kids to kill drug junkies and burn away their corpses.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It’s like people have totally forgotten Scruff McGruff type characters.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Or Eddie eagle.
        We had a whole porn comic of him a few years (decade?) ago on PrepHole

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Makes me wonder how long till we get one of that fox they replaced Smokey the bear with in Canada.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I remember this guy when I was in elementary and middle school

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >China, one of the most powerful nations on the planet

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's the tactical advantage of having fur?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pros:
      cold weather ready.

      Cons:
      risk of infection.
      looking like a gay.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pros: Extra warmth in cold conditions.
      Camouflage if Fur patterns matches local environment.
      Extra padding when sleeping.

      Cons:
      Washing takes twice as long
      Wounds will require shaving before stitching because of fur getting in the wound.
      Mistaken for animal and shot by your own side

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Cons:
        >you will never be cool in the summer
        Also, shaving is required for stitching wounds anyways as long as you're hairy. And if you're, say, the worst creature for the winter, an opossum, you can dye your white/grey fur any color to match local environments!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >get captured by enemy
      >cut your bonds and kill your captors using the copious amounts of small edged weapons you have hidden in your chest fluff
      >roll around in the mud for impromptu camouflage
      >flee into the night

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Let's not get into whatever advanced senses a humanoid fox or cat or wolf would have

        Though flashbangs and ear pro will be a problem

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lord a mercy

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    litterary clown world
    same reason they made that tune they military theme

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