What's the tactical advantage of having midgets in your army?

What's the tactical advantage of having midgets in your army?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Like I said before. Give him a Krinkov and let him ride on your shoulders like Master Blaster and you will be the most dangerous unit on the battle field.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you could also make really smol tanks, or normal size tanks with super thick armour not having to account for full size people

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Encasing a large guy in a juggernaut suit and putting a midget with a tripod mounted MAG58 on his shoulders is the next progression in armored vehicle technology.
      No, I will not elaborate.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      and film it for the love of god.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Midgets are fucking heavy Man. Dense little man nuggets they are

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Midgets are fucking heavy Man. Dense little man nuggets they are
        You sound like you speak from experience anon

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    grot tanks

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Welllll, //somebody// has to take the ring to Mordor!

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When one gets KIA it only counts as 1/3rd of a regular KIA.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    infiltration, they can dash from pebble to pebble in basically full cover
    >can hide behind traffic cones
    >can hide behind spare tires
    >can hide behind larger conscripts
    >can sneak through ykranian sewer pipes
    >small enough to air drop using a mavic 3

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hide IN traffic cones. Get the enemy to detour into a wall with a tunnel drawn on it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >can sneak through ykranian sewer pipes
      They can try

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    underage spotted

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ODDJOB IS CHEATING!!!!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck you if it's in the game it's not cheating

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah yes, the manlet that launched a thousand sibling fist fights.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i never knew about this when i was a kid because two of my friends always picked girls and me and the other just wanted to be bond or trevelyan

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Consider yourself lucky.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forget Fagjob, in Perfect Dark we practically had our own Geneva Conventions to make play less miserable. You don't use the farsight and I won't spam tanks and n-bombs.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >laughs in proximity mines

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forget Fagjob, in Perfect Dark we practically had our own Geneva Conventions to make play less miserable. You don't use the farsight and I won't spam tanks and n-bombs.

      So, no human-headed Maians allowed either? Besides, the FarSight is overrated. DY357-LX is where it's at.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goldeneye/Perfect Dark
      Mario Kart 64
      Mario Party 1-3
      Was the N64 just the generation of friendships being ruined with it's game library?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    smaller hitbox

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The guy in the middle seems cool

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i've always thought that midgets would be good for space since they take less resources and space, which are both very restrictive for space travel

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fierceness

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    smaller hitbox and you can have them dig under enemy lines like little moles

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really hope that dude got a Krink

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are very hard to see and shoot and being strong doesn't actually make a gun shoot harder.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look up ratling snipers.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What's the tactical advantage of having midgets in your army?
    Same gun, half the target.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only ACOGs will be able to pick up midgets with their infinite FOV.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can load them into a cannon and fire them at the enemy

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    midgets are small yes, but they all have shitty bones and will break them doing normal soldier stuff

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ratling Snipers

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What's the tactical advantage of having midgets in your army?
    Tactical Advantages:
    +2 Dexterity
    +2 Charisma
    Small size grants a +1 size bonus to their AC, a +1 size bonus on attack rolls, a –1 penalty to their CMB and CMD, and a +4 size bonus on Stealth checks.
    Fearless, a +2 racial bonus on all saving throws against fear.
    Halfling Luck, a +1 racial bonus on all saving throws(stacks with Fearless).
    Keen Senses, a +2 racial bonus on Perception checks.
    Proficient with slings and treat any weapon with "Halfling" in the name as a martial weapon.

    Tactical Disadvantages:
    -2 Strength
    Slow Speed, they have a base speed of only 20 feet.

    though they make poor frontline troops compared to some other races, they are excellent rogues and spell casters
    basically any class that isn't reliant on strength they should be great at

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't they also get to reroll a single skill check every long rest, or is that just 5e?
      The tactical advantages of this is significant, especially for armored vehicle gunners when overcoming their enemy tanks Armor Class

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        dunno about D&D, that was just the stats from Pathfinder

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i cried when that bitch died
      i hated her but she grew on me after a while

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I laughed when she died and had a drink to celebrate

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >though they make poor frontline troops compared to some other races, they are excellent rogues and spell casters
      Perfect match to complement the Half-Orc meat shields.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Half-Orc meatshields
        many such cases

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bet when under artillery fire you're glad to be tiny.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Think of how tiny Vietnamese people are compared to most people, including most Asians. Now think of how they have successfully BTFO'd the French, Americans, and Chinese.
    Wasn't Audie Murphy about 5'5, too?
    Midgets are peak combat performance.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The vietnamese didn't do so well against the U.S. military. The tet offensive absolutely destroyed their ability to wage war for about 2 years. The vietnamese have to thank the soviets/chinks for threatening the americans of intervention incase they invaded the north.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >kill 50,000 Americans
        >downed thousands of U.S aircraft
        >won through attrition
        >didn't do well

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >1:17 KDR
          >doing well

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Where did you pull that joke-stat out of? Your ass, most likely.

            >50,000 in the span of a decade or 2 while losing over 1 million
            NVA lost majority of their engagements with Americans, the downing pf aircrafts didn't stop the bombs and majority of which were helicopters. Hueys at the time were vulnerable to small arms fire and didn't got that much protection. But the Tet offensive was what buck broke the NVA and ot was shortly before the cease fire took place. America left and a few years after, the NVA invaded long after America pulled out. What saved north Vietnam was soviet/Chinese intervention preventing America from fully invading the north.

            >NVA lost majority of their engagements with Americans, the downing of aircrafts didn't stop the bombs and majority of which were helicopters

            They didn't, and it did

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >50,000 in the span of a decade or 2 while losing over 1 million
          NVA lost majority of their engagements with Americans, the downing pf aircrafts didn't stop the bombs and majority of which were helicopters. Hueys at the time were vulnerable to small arms fire and didn't got that much protection. But the Tet offensive was what buck broke the NVA and ot was shortly before the cease fire took place. America left and a few years after, the NVA invaded long after America pulled out. What saved north Vietnam was soviet/Chinese intervention preventing America from fully invading the north.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They did extremely well considering the mismatched nature of the war, the north (plus Vietcong) waged an offensive war with (for the most part) fuck-all artillery, air-support and armor. With only their feet and an AK they bled the US until they could not handle it anymore and left. The US could not handle 50 000 casualties, to think that they could have handled the casualties that would come from a full scale invasion of the north even without Russian/Chinese direct involvement is a pipe-dream.

        In a US invasion of the north the US would be advancing into hilly jungle areas defended by artillery, armor, entrenched (regular, non-guerilla) soldiers and the defenders would have actual air-support this time (and they were good pilots to, look up Vietnamese aces during the war)

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Halving nutritional requirements.

    +1 body positivity
    +1 diversity

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, the Russians have a midget for a dictator so why not midget soldiers?

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Warwick Davis?
    That midge has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I threw him like a hammer in a Auschwitz Air BnB. That shit had to be the lightest, smallest, noisiest midge I've ever tortured. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is hitting that wondermidge's chin while running full speed in steel-toed boots. I had Warwick Davis screaming in the street with a body too ridiculous to ignore. That midge pleaded and cried and he grabbed my trouser leg, I had to return the affront. That midge Warwick Davis and I been fighting non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Warwick Davis, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Kick his nuts, get him on his knees, punch his shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass bros either. He likes his men vicious, and his fists thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    album cover

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vibrates through walls, can burrow underground.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You get the big retard on the right as well. Blaster to his master.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are better at traveling through tunnels to blow up bunkers. See Vietnam.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    morale boost from the midge

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Need to go prone? He's already there.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ratlings are good shots aren't they?

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    These guys can make tunnels work, like in Vietnam. Imaging fighting midgets in Catacombs of Odessa

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Access to camping grounds.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Really disrespectful of the midge to make such a funny picture in a place like this.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        There was a family of ~15 gnomish midgets that did theater or something. They all went to concentration camp and all survived.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fox hole ambushes are quicker, easier to prepare. If the morons in nam were dangerous from their trap door spider homes, imagine what you can do when you bury the yuri with a chopped ak

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you seen some of these latinas the US army takes now? I swear to god most of them arent over 5 foot.

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Judging by the little tags they have around their neck, I'm pretty sure they're just war journalists or some shit

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    mouse hole assaulter

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like they're short on manpower

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    give him a scooter

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They make short work of the enemy.

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    comic relief

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's clearly a tactic soviets stole from Americans, they think you can fit more people into vehicles.

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The enemy will hesitate as they think theyd be shooting a child.

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like they'd be good tunnel rats.

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Easier to move around in cramped spaces like tunnels and armored vehicles.

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're essential for the Livesey walk.

    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QUIyUg3D9AA

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you fool
    you absolute imbecile

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