Like I said before. Give him a Krinkov and let him ride on your shoulders like Master Blaster and you will be the most dangerous unit on the battle field.
Encasing a large guy in a juggernaut suit and putting a midget with a tripod mounted MAG58 on his shoulders is the next progression in armored vehicle technology.
No, I will not elaborate.
infiltration, they can dash from pebble to pebble in basically full cover >can hide behind traffic cones >can hide behind spare tires >can hide behind larger conscripts >can sneak through ykranian sewer pipes >small enough to air drop using a mavic 3
Forget gayjob, in Perfect Dark we practically had our own Geneva Conventions to make play less miserable. You don't use the farsight and I won't spam tanks and n-bombs.
Forget gayjob, in Perfect Dark we practically had our own Geneva Conventions to make play less miserable. You don't use the farsight and I won't spam tanks and n-bombs.
So, no human-headed Maians allowed either? Besides, the FarSight is overrated. DY357-LX is where it's at.
>What's the tactical advantage of having midgets in your army?
Tactical Advantages:
+2 Dexterity
+2 Charisma
Small size grants a +1 size bonus to their AC, a +1 size bonus on attack rolls, a –1 penalty to their CMB and CMD, and a +4 size bonus on Stealth checks.
Fearless, a +2 racial bonus on all saving throws against fear.
Halfling Luck, a +1 racial bonus on all saving throws(stacks with Fearless).
Keen Senses, a +2 racial bonus on Perception checks.
Proficient with slings and treat any weapon with "Halfling" in the name as a martial weapon.
Tactical Disadvantages:
-2 Strength
Slow Speed, they have a base speed of only 20 feet.
though they make poor frontline troops compared to some other races, they are excellent rogues and spell casters
basically any class that isn't reliant on strength they should be great at
Don't they also get to reroll a single skill check every long rest, or is that just 5e?
The tactical advantages of this is significant, especially for armored vehicle gunners when overcoming their enemy tanks Armor Class
>though they make poor frontline troops compared to some other races, they are excellent rogues and spell casters
Perfect match to complement the Half-Orc meat shields.
Think of how tiny Vietnamese people are compared to most people, including most Asians. Now think of how they have successfully BTFO'd the French, Americans, and Chinese.
Wasn't Audie Murphy about 5'5, too?
Midgets are peak combat performance.
The vietnamese didn't do so well against the U.S. military. The tet offensive absolutely destroyed their ability to wage war for about 2 years. The vietnamese have to thank the soviets/chinks for threatening the americans of intervention incase they invaded the north.
Where did you pull that joke-stat out of? Your ass, most likely.
>50,000 in the span of a decade or 2 while losing over 1 million
NVA lost majority of their engagements with Americans, the downing pf aircrafts didn't stop the bombs and majority of which were helicopters. Hueys at the time were vulnerable to small arms fire and didn't got that much protection. But the Tet offensive was what buck broke the NVA and ot was shortly before the cease fire took place. America left and a few years after, the NVA invaded long after America pulled out. What saved north Vietnam was soviet/Chinese intervention preventing America from fully invading the north.
>NVA lost majority of their engagements with Americans, the downing of aircrafts didn't stop the bombs and majority of which were helicopters
>50,000 in the span of a decade or 2 while losing over 1 million
NVA lost majority of their engagements with Americans, the downing pf aircrafts didn't stop the bombs and majority of which were helicopters. Hueys at the time were vulnerable to small arms fire and didn't got that much protection. But the Tet offensive was what buck broke the NVA and ot was shortly before the cease fire took place. America left and a few years after, the NVA invaded long after America pulled out. What saved north Vietnam was soviet/Chinese intervention preventing America from fully invading the north.
They did extremely well considering the mismatched nature of the war, the north (plus Vietcong) waged an offensive war with (for the most part) frick-all artillery, air-support and armor. With only their feet and an AK they bled the US until they could not handle it anymore and left. The US could not handle 50 000 casualties, to think that they could have handled the casualties that would come from a full scale invasion of the north even without Russian/Chinese direct involvement is a pipe-dream.
In a US invasion of the north the US would be advancing into hilly jungle areas defended by artillery, armor, entrenched (regular, non-guerilla) soldiers and the defenders would have actual air-support this time (and they were good pilots to, look up Vietnamese aces during the war)
Is that Warwick Davis?
That midge has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I threw him like a hammer in a Auschwitz Air BnB. That shit had to be the lightest, smallest, noisiest midge I've ever tortured. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is hitting that wondermidge's chin while running full speed in steel-toed boots. I had Warwick Davis screaming in the street with a body too ridiculous to ignore. That midge pleaded and cried and he grabbed my trouser leg, I had to return the affront. That midge Warwick Davis and I been fighting non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Warwick Davis, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Kick his nuts, get him on his knees, punch his shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass homies either. He likes his men vicious, and his fists thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.
Fox hole ambushes are quicker, easier to prepare. If the asiatics in nam were dangerous from their trap door spider homes, imagine what you can do when you bury the yuri with a chopped ak
Like I said before. Give him a Krinkov and let him ride on your shoulders like Master Blaster and you will be the most dangerous unit on the battle field.
you could also make really smol tanks, or normal size tanks with super thick armour not having to account for full size people
Encasing a large guy in a juggernaut suit and putting a midget with a tripod mounted MAG58 on his shoulders is the next progression in armored vehicle technology.
No, I will not elaborate.
and film it for the love of god.
Midgets are fricking heavy Man. Dense little man nuggets they are
>Midgets are fricking heavy Man. Dense little man nuggets they are
You sound like you speak from experience anon
grot tanks
Welllll, //somebody// has to take the ring to Mordor!
When one gets KIA it only counts as 1/3rd of a regular KIA.
infiltration, they can dash from pebble to pebble in basically full cover
>can hide behind traffic cones
>can hide behind spare tires
>can hide behind larger conscripts
>can sneak through ykranian sewer pipes
>small enough to air drop using a mavic 3
Hide IN traffic cones. Get the enemy to detour into a wall with a tunnel drawn on it.
>can sneak through ykranian sewer pipes
They can try
underage spotted
ODDJOB IS CHEATING!!!!
Frick you if it's in the game it's not cheating
Ah yes, the manlet that launched a thousand sibling fist fights.
i never knew about this when i was a kid because two of my friends always picked girls and me and the other just wanted to be bond or trevelyan
Consider yourself lucky.
Forget gayjob, in Perfect Dark we practically had our own Geneva Conventions to make play less miserable. You don't use the farsight and I won't spam tanks and n-bombs.
>laughs in proximity mines
So, no human-headed Maians allowed either? Besides, the FarSight is overrated. DY357-LX is where it's at.
Goldeneye/Perfect Dark
Mario Kart 64
Mario Party 1-3
Was the N64 just the generation of friendships being ruined with it's game library?
smaller hitbox
The guy in the middle seems cool
i've always thought that midgets would be good for space since they take less resources and space, which are both very restrictive for space travel
Fierceness
smaller hitbox and you can have them dig under enemy lines like little moles
I really hope that dude got a Krink
They are very hard to see and shoot and being strong doesn't actually make a gun shoot harder.
Look up ratling snipers.
>What's the tactical advantage of having midgets in your army?
Same gun, half the target.
Only ACOGs will be able to pick up midgets with their infinite FOV.
You can load them into a cannon and fire them at the enemy
midgets are small yes, but they all have shitty bones and will break them doing normal soldier stuff
Ratling Snipers
>What's the tactical advantage of having midgets in your army?
Tactical Advantages:
+2 Dexterity
+2 Charisma
Small size grants a +1 size bonus to their AC, a +1 size bonus on attack rolls, a –1 penalty to their CMB and CMD, and a +4 size bonus on Stealth checks.
Fearless, a +2 racial bonus on all saving throws against fear.
Halfling Luck, a +1 racial bonus on all saving throws(stacks with Fearless).
Keen Senses, a +2 racial bonus on Perception checks.
Proficient with slings and treat any weapon with "Halfling" in the name as a martial weapon.
Tactical Disadvantages:
-2 Strength
Slow Speed, they have a base speed of only 20 feet.
though they make poor frontline troops compared to some other races, they are excellent rogues and spell casters
basically any class that isn't reliant on strength they should be great at
Don't they also get to reroll a single skill check every long rest, or is that just 5e?
The tactical advantages of this is significant, especially for armored vehicle gunners when overcoming their enemy tanks Armor Class
dunno about D&D, that was just the stats from Pathfinder
i cried when that b***h died
i hated her but she grew on me after a while
I laughed when she died and had a drink to celebrate
>though they make poor frontline troops compared to some other races, they are excellent rogues and spell casters
Perfect match to complement the Half-Orc meat shields.
>Half-Orc meatshields
many such cases
I bet when under artillery fire you're glad to be tiny.
Think of how tiny Vietnamese people are compared to most people, including most Asians. Now think of how they have successfully BTFO'd the French, Americans, and Chinese.
Wasn't Audie Murphy about 5'5, too?
Midgets are peak combat performance.
The vietnamese didn't do so well against the U.S. military. The tet offensive absolutely destroyed their ability to wage war for about 2 years. The vietnamese have to thank the soviets/chinks for threatening the americans of intervention incase they invaded the north.
>kill 50,000 Americans
>downed thousands of U.S aircraft
>won through attrition
>didn't do well
>1:17 KDR
>doing well
Where did you pull that joke-stat out of? Your ass, most likely.
>NVA lost majority of their engagements with Americans, the downing of aircrafts didn't stop the bombs and majority of which were helicopters
They didn't, and it did
>50,000 in the span of a decade or 2 while losing over 1 million
NVA lost majority of their engagements with Americans, the downing pf aircrafts didn't stop the bombs and majority of which were helicopters. Hueys at the time were vulnerable to small arms fire and didn't got that much protection. But the Tet offensive was what buck broke the NVA and ot was shortly before the cease fire took place. America left and a few years after, the NVA invaded long after America pulled out. What saved north Vietnam was soviet/Chinese intervention preventing America from fully invading the north.
They did extremely well considering the mismatched nature of the war, the north (plus Vietcong) waged an offensive war with (for the most part) frick-all artillery, air-support and armor. With only their feet and an AK they bled the US until they could not handle it anymore and left. The US could not handle 50 000 casualties, to think that they could have handled the casualties that would come from a full scale invasion of the north even without Russian/Chinese direct involvement is a pipe-dream.
In a US invasion of the north the US would be advancing into hilly jungle areas defended by artillery, armor, entrenched (regular, non-guerilla) soldiers and the defenders would have actual air-support this time (and they were good pilots to, look up Vietnamese aces during the war)
Halving nutritional requirements.
+1 body positivity
+1 diversity
Well, the Russians have a midget for a dictator so why not midget soldiers?
Is that Warwick Davis?
That midge has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I threw him like a hammer in a Auschwitz Air BnB. That shit had to be the lightest, smallest, noisiest midge I've ever tortured. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is hitting that wondermidge's chin while running full speed in steel-toed boots. I had Warwick Davis screaming in the street with a body too ridiculous to ignore. That midge pleaded and cried and he grabbed my trouser leg, I had to return the affront. That midge Warwick Davis and I been fighting non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Warwick Davis, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Kick his nuts, get him on his knees, punch his shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass homies either. He likes his men vicious, and his fists thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.
album cover
Vibrates through walls, can burrow underground.
You get the big moron on the right as well. Blaster to his master.
They are better at traveling through tunnels to blow up bunkers. See Vietnam.
morale boost from the midge
Need to go prone? He's already there.
Ratlings are good shots aren't they?
These guys can make tunnels work, like in Vietnam. Imaging fighting midgets in Catacombs of Odessa
Access to camping grounds.
Really disrespectful of the midge to make such a funny picture in a place like this.
There was a family of ~15 israeli midgets that did theater or something. They all went to concentration camp and all survived.
Fox hole ambushes are quicker, easier to prepare. If the asiatics in nam were dangerous from their trap door spider homes, imagine what you can do when you bury the yuri with a chopped ak
Have you seen some of these latinas the US Army takes now? I swear to god most of them arent over 5 foot.
Judging by the little tags they have around their neck, I'm pretty sure they're just war journalists or some shit
mouse hole assaulter
Looks like they're short on manpower
give him a scooter
They make short work of the enemy.
comic relief
It's clearly a tactic soviets stole from Americans, they think you can fit more people into vehicles.
The enemy will hesitate as they think theyd be shooting a child.
I feel like they'd be good tunnel rats.
Easier to move around in cramped spaces like tunnels and armored vehicles.
They're essential for the Livesey walk.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QUIyUg3D9AA
you fool
you absolute imbecile