Sabre Military tear gas in a spray can, then a baton to beat the intruder as they are on their knees, screaming in agony. Tear gas is like pepper spray x10. It can actually collapse lungs and kill you, not just sting a bit.
Even if we both have a gun I'm jumping out the window and going to the neighbors to call the police. My stuff is insured and I don't need to deal with a court case from some miscreant's family if I waste them trying to steal my TV
Anything stabby or choppy that's not too long but not too short either.
Bashy can work if theres spiky bits, otherwise they'll take your weapon and krump you with it.
This orc speaks the truth.
A short(ish) cut and thrust sword was the go-to close quarters weapon for lightly armored fighters for thousands of years for a reason.
Sword
Shield
Pepper spray maybe
You can try and bother with crossbows or bows, but realize that you only get one or few shots, and if you miss, or they don't do much damage, you have a problem.
A short sword (gladius is the optimal blade shape) and a slingshot or crossbow. I think gauss rifles technically count as crossbows as well.
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This orc speaks the truth.
A short(ish) cut and thrust sword was the go-to close quarters weapon for lightly armored fighters for thousands of years for a reason.
XL Flared Chance with the vac-u-lock option so you can put a handle on it combined with a raspberry pi not connected to the internet constantly listening for the words "RAPE GAME" to start firing off strategically placed strobe lights while locking every door in the house. Flood area with bear spray, once intruder is incapacitated beat the shit out of them with a horsewiener and then violently rape them so they never do it again. Dump them naked in the woods with all of their belongings shoved far up their bleeding, permanently prolapsed anus.
An Asagi. An Asagi and a Riot Shield if you can get one, no idea if those are restricted in any given place. Anyhow, just go full Zulu on them in the hallway. It's short for confined quarters, made for use with a shield, and can't really be survived if the user has any idea what they're doing.
actually, you can get repeating air powered crossbows now, even in europe
that one dude that makes airguns has a whole video about the one he's designing with americans
Pavise shield(riot shield works too) and crossbow on approach
Swap to spear with shield to block entryways and corridors in melee
Shortsword as sidearm is they get closer still
Discounting meme answers where you define a repeating ranged weapon that isn't technically a gun:
Assuming unarmoured attacker, ballistic shield and a falchion. If its too tight quarters just ditch the shield. Good stopping power and minimal training needed.
NIJ 3A rated ballistic shield in left arm + left hand, pepper spray in right hand, knife on hip holster or in right pocket
works against all rounds with less penetrative force than 5.56 / 7.62
fun stuff
>what if they shoot your legs bro
just tank it with adrenaline then close the distance, blades win up close
defend your fort brah
>but i don't want to spend $700 on a heckin shield man
your loss
wiener
Shield and Spear.
Crossbow
Warhammer.
How you gonna swing a warhammer indoors homie
warhammers are pretty small, a lot easier to use indoors compared to a sword
an illegal gun
Confidence
A swarm of slappy boys.
Sabre Military tear gas in a spray can, then a baton to beat the intruder as they are on their knees, screaming in agony. Tear gas is like pepper spray x10. It can actually collapse lungs and kill you, not just sting a bit.
Torch the door handle, put marbles and oil on the floor.
If the intruder got a gun and I don't have one, I'm running away.
Even if we both have a gun I'm jumping out the window and going to the neighbors to call the police. My stuff is insured and I don't need to deal with a court case from some miscreant's family if I waste them trying to steal my TV
This is why you live in the country where nobody can hear screams, preferably in an area with wildlife that would eat a person.
Anything stabby or choppy that's not too long but not too short either.
Bashy can work if theres spiky bits, otherwise they'll take your weapon and krump you with it.
This orc speaks the truth.
A short(ish) cut and thrust sword was the go-to close quarters weapon for lightly armored fighters for thousands of years for a reason.
Nice sword.
Sword
Shield
Pepper spray maybe
You can try and bother with crossbows or bows, but realize that you only get one or few shots, and if you miss, or they don't do much damage, you have a problem.
Yup.
XL Flared Chance with the vac-u-lock option so you can put a handle on it combined with a raspberry pi not connected to the internet constantly listening for the words "RAPE GAME" to start firing off strategically placed strobe lights while locking every door in the house. Flood area with bear spray, once intruder is incapacitated beat the shit out of them with a horsewiener and then violently rape them so they never do it again. Dump them naked in the woods with all of their belongings shoved far up their bleeding, permanently prolapsed anus.
Cattle Prod
A short sword (gladius is the optimal blade shape) and a slingshot or crossbow. I think gauss rifles technically count as crossbows as well.
Something that doesn't cause much destruction because it's your home. I would commend a neutron bomb.
Scythe is good choice
Dual wield daggers
A vietnam style tomahawk / hatchet?
Gmaul/ags combo
Not living in a favela. BLUF if there is a serious threat to life and property the first and wisest choice is relocation.
An Asagi. An Asagi and a Riot Shield if you can get one, no idea if those are restricted in any given place. Anyhow, just go full Zulu on them in the hallway. It's short for confined quarters, made for use with a shield, and can't really be survived if the user has any idea what they're doing.
Don't you mean assgay you fricking moron
A sword is way better than some short spear.
a repeating crossbow
actually, you can get repeating air powered crossbows now, even in europe
that one dude that makes airguns has a whole video about the one he's designing with americans
Pavise shield(riot shield works too) and crossbow on approach
Swap to spear with shield to block entryways and corridors in melee
Shortsword as sidearm is they get closer still
Dog
kitchen knife kills more people in the world than guns.
Screwdriver innit? Slip it between their ribs and done
an illegally acquired firearm that you tell the cops the home invader brought with him when they show up.
Discounting meme answers where you define a repeating ranged weapon that isn't technically a gun:
Assuming unarmoured attacker, ballistic shield and a falchion. If its too tight quarters just ditch the shield. Good stopping power and minimal training needed.
You posted it. Just put on Battle with Magus and go to town.
Good luck doing that indoors, weeb moron
>He doesn't live in a large castle
Yare yare
Crowbars and machetes are perfect for fighting in your average hallway or doorframe and aren't even remotely suspicious.
Beat them to death with a corridor.
Ribsplitter's usually work
If you're gonna use a scythe, you have to dress up as the grim reaper whenever using it, bonus points if you use a Swedish or Jamaican accent.
DRACULA SCRAPE AND LICK UP THE BLOOD
>lawlawlawlawlaw
SCRAPE AND LICK
>lawlawlawlawlaw
A bat
A Javelin ATGM
flamethrower
If we're not talking improvised, a Gladius or unironically a katana. Improvised? Kitchen knife.
NIJ 3A rated ballistic shield in left arm + left hand, pepper spray in right hand, knife on hip holster or in right pocket
works against all rounds with less penetrative force than 5.56 / 7.62
fun stuff
>what if they shoot your legs bro
just tank it with adrenaline then close the distance, blades win up close
defend your fort brah
>but i don't want to spend $700 on a heckin shield man
your loss
Baseball bat.
I really don't see any better answer.