Whats the best weapon for home defence if a gun is not an option?

What’s the best weapon for home defence if a gun is not an option?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    COCK

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shield and Spear.
    Crossbow
    Warhammer.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How you gonna swing a warhammer indoors bro

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        warhammers are pretty small, a lot easier to use indoors compared to a sword

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    an illegal gun

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Confidence

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A swarm of slappy boys.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sabre Military tear gas in a spray can, then a baton to beat the intruder as they are on their knees, screaming in agony. Tear gas is like pepper spray x10. It can actually collapse lungs and kill you, not just sting a bit.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Torch the door handle, put marbles and oil on the floor.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If the intruder got a gun and I don't have one, I'm running away.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even if we both have a gun I'm jumping out the window and going to the neighbors to call the police. My stuff is insured and I don't need to deal with a court case from some miscreant's family if I waste them trying to steal my TV

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is why you live in the country where nobody can hear screams, preferably in an area with wildlife that would eat a person.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anything stabby or choppy that's not too long but not too short either.
    Bashy can work if theres spiky bits, otherwise they'll take your weapon and krump you with it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This orc speaks the truth.
      A short(ish) cut and thrust sword was the go-to close quarters weapon for lightly armored fighters for thousands of years for a reason.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice sword.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sword
      Shield
      Pepper spray maybe
      You can try and bother with crossbows or bows, but realize that you only get one or few shots, and if you miss, or they don't do much damage, you have a problem.

      A short sword (gladius is the optimal blade shape) and a slingshot or crossbow. I think gauss rifles technically count as crossbows as well.

      https://i.imgur.com/Jy1igRT.jpg

      This orc speaks the truth.
      A short(ish) cut and thrust sword was the go-to close quarters weapon for lightly armored fighters for thousands of years for a reason.

      Yup.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    XL Flared Chance with the vac-u-lock option so you can put a handle on it combined with a raspberry pi not connected to the internet constantly listening for the words "RAPE GAME" to start firing off strategically placed strobe lights while locking every door in the house. Flood area with bear spray, once intruder is incapacitated beat the shit out of them with a horsecock and then violently rape them so they never do it again. Dump them naked in the woods with all of their belongings shoved far up their bleeding, permanently prolapsed anus.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cattle Prod

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A short sword (gladius is the optimal blade shape) and a slingshot or crossbow. I think gauss rifles technically count as crossbows as well.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Something that doesn't cause much destruction because it's your home. I would commend a neutron bomb.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scythe is good choice

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dual wield daggers

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A vietnam style tomahawk / hatchet?

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gmaul/ags combo

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not living in a favela. BLUF if there is a serious threat to life and property the first and wisest choice is relocation.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    An Asagi. An Asagi and a Riot Shield if you can get one, no idea if those are restricted in any given place. Anyhow, just go full Zulu on them in the hallway. It's short for confined quarters, made for use with a shield, and can't really be survived if the user has any idea what they're doing.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't you mean assgay you fucking retard

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      A sword is way better than some short spear.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    a repeating crossbow

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      actually, you can get repeating air powered crossbows now, even in europe
      that one dude that makes airguns has a whole video about the one he's designing with americans

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pavise shield(riot shield works too) and crossbow on approach
    Swap to spear with shield to block entryways and corridors in melee
    Shortsword as sidearm is they get closer still

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dog

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    kitchen knife kills more people in the world than guns.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Screwdriver innit? Slip it between their ribs and done

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    an illegally acquired firearm that you tell the cops the home invader brought with him when they show up.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Discounting meme answers where you define a repeating ranged weapon that isn't technically a gun:

    Assuming unarmoured attacker, ballistic shield and a falchion. If its too tight quarters just ditch the shield. Good stopping power and minimal training needed.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You posted it. Just put on Battle with Magus and go to town.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good luck doing that indoors, weeb retard

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He doesn't live in a large castle
        Yare yare

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crowbars and machetes are perfect for fighting in your average hallway or doorframe and aren't even remotely suHispanicious.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beat them to death with a corridor.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ribsplitter's usually work

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you're gonna use a scythe, you have to dress up as the grim reaper whenever using it, bonus points if you use a Swedish or Jamaican accent.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      DRACULA SCRAPE AND LICK UP THE BLOOD
      >lawlawlawlawlaw
      SCRAPE AND LICK
      >lawlawlawlawlaw

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A bat

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A Javelin ATGM

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    flamethrower

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If we're not talking improvised, a Gladius or unironically a katana. Improvised? Kitchen knife.

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    NIJ 3A rated ballistic shield in left arm + left hand, pepper spray in right hand, knife on hip holster or in right pocket
    works against all rounds with less penetrative force than 5.56 / 7.62
    fun stuff

    >what if they shoot your legs bro
    just tank it with adrenaline then close the distance, blades win up close
    defend your fort brah

    >but i don't want to spend $700 on a heckin shield man
    your loss

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Baseball bat.
    I really don't see any better answer.

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