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What would PrepHole do with a small scrubby 26 square meter urban yard in the English Midlands?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Start Digging.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      FPBP

      https://i.imgur.com/wTSke4o.jpg

      What would PrepHole do with a small scrubby 26 square meter urban yard in the English Midlands?

      make a bunker, then grow tomatoes and beans on top of it.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Build a watchtower.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Perfect for an air rifle shooting range.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oi, u gotta loicense for that?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        no, i don't need one because it is 12 foot pounds of force or less.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Petting zoo

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    SHED.
    Only question is where to put it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just fill out the entire lot

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, SHEDpill either as workshop, gym, office whatever
      OR
      Garden + firepit + projector for movies

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd love to see what this OSB shitshack is made of structurally and finished with outside

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Christ, enjoy your formaldehyde and blinding office lights.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do like Furze and make yourself a bunker. You're basically doubling your yard space.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bowling green

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would make a thread asking where to put a shed.

    [...]

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd move.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a tiny garden by most standards and yet it's enough space to grow almost all the food for a family. And yet we have people bemoaning supply chain issues and worries over food shortages. Serfs deserve all the pain they get to be frank.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      For how many daays are you planning to feed this family?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post garden with timestamp

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm actually amazed by how retarded this post is. You really think you can produce enough food to sustain a family from what looks to be a 15x30 lot? We don't even know the soil quality.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Plant a big tree.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Illegal loicense and permit factory

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      But first he'll have to get a loicense to build his factory... Catch 22

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that a ball? If so you could make a football stadium. Build half of it in the garden and paint the other half on the wall at the back to save space.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get a bunch of wacky inflatable flailing arm tube men and a disco ball, then have a dance party with them every weeknight.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What would PrepHole do with a small scrubby 26 square meter urban yard in the English Midlands?
    Cry

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Build hangman's gallows and proceed to off myself.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    build a two story shed without planning permission and when the council gets involved and tells you to tear it down tell them its a holocaust museum and if they dont leave you alone go to the local papers and tell them about the blatant antisemitism.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      missqoute meant for op

      https://i.imgur.com/wTSke4o.jpg

      What would PrepHole do with a small scrubby 26 square meter urban yard in the English Midlands?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      missqoute meant for op [...]

      I haven't laughed this hard in a good while, thank you anon.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rent it to muslim rape gangs, to store their kidnapped teen age girls. Then film it and put it on OnlyFans.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kys, subhuman

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >English Midlands

    A fine climate for all sorts of gardening. To take advantage of the limited space, use a multi-layered approach with root vegetables/plants at the bottom, then bushes/shrubs, and then trees/trellised plants to create a nice canopy. Put a small shed/bench/grill in the back, and you'll have a private, lush little green island in the city.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do this:

      Cover the whole thing in over head trellises with grape vines.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Outdoor Gauge 1 model railway layout.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pedo detected

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Inflate a 20ft tall blue gorilla and leave.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kudzu grove

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, to throw them off the trail of the shed with the kudzu seed bola manufacturing setup.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make your house bigger?

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    probably start murdering people and turn it into a violent revolution after realizing that is the best 90% of the people in your country can ever aspire to.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    plant enough trees to block all visibility and make me feel like I'm in a forest

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    sell it and move to a civilized country

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kick ass vegetable garden.
    >climbing vines to maximize use of the wall and fence space
    >Shade-tolerant crops in northern exposure
    >Firepit/grill in the middle of it
    Or, a small pond with aquatic plants, cover for small fish/inverts, etc.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Plant willow and harvest biomass on short rotation coppice.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on what your interested in, you could take the shedpill if your hobbies lean that way or start a raised bed garden if you want to try your hand at a bit of self sufficiency.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meanwhile, in NEW England, here's part of my yard.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ticks

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get a few sheds knocked up and you could be housing 20-30 fresh off the boat illiterate illegal jeets by the end of he week.

    Nice little earner lad, could have a brand new 2006 overfinch Rangie on your drive by next year.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    9000 hours

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Beautiful Mexican architecture

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A dirt bike track and two gun ranges

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    a mini mosquee for all your paki friends to pray.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Extend your house out to that wall. If you want to barbecue or spend time outside just use your neighbor's yards on either side. Make sure they are inside when you do so you are not technically inconveniencing them and they will have no moral grounds to complain.

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Red: in ground or above ground garden bedding
    Yellow: hanging pots
    Blue: lattice with creeping/spreading foliage or hanging pots on lattice backing for deco
    Green option 1: raised/in ground garden
    Purple option 2 : out door dining/chill setting

    Consultation fee: $3000

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >green
      Mate I think you may be colour blind.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair that is pretty damn close to seafoam green.

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Plant some chickens and raise some vegetables.

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Personally, I'd have a shed, but I'd be digging a tunnel below.

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mutts law

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Perfect.

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably plant some lawn first, then think about making a cozy chill spot or something.

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bushy, long trees/bamboos along the fences for privacy, tiny vegetable plot/tiny glasshouse, and barbecue place.

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    make a workshop with ac.

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    bonsai tables

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A compact (surface area; not height) multi-band vertical HF antenna for amateur radio. There is a guy (callsign M0MCX) who builds kits near Solihull (Birmingham suburb), so it can even be locally-sourced.

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Put up an internet-controllable paintball gun on my website like this one: https://remocon.tv/5fa8b5d8f5101758e9559665
    You can monetize it. Note that since the feed has to travel across the ocean you will probably have latency viewing it, but from over here it's extremely low latency. If you put one up then Europeans will have very low latency access to yours.

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sorry, but these so called backyards make me feel a certain degree of existential dread. I suggest you sell the whole house and move to a country with space

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    home cinema, innit?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      needs power cable everyone trips over when drunk and tarp (covering air vents obv.) over projector to repel Midlands precipitation, otherwise 9.7/10

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make the sacrifice of living in the midlands
    >still don't get a yard
    My favorite gardening channel said he paid 400,000 pounds ten years ago for a 2bed broken down piece of shit with 3/4 an acre in somerset, that's fucking insane to me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't even buy a lot that small in the US unless I were a rich developer and it was to flip. Certainly not to live in.

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Throw down some gravel and sand and you have a Zen garden

  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trap shooting and puttputt

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Trap shooting

      bigot

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shallow single pitch inverted roof the short side near the wall for heat capture and storage the shape will amplify any sound encouraging people to wander towards it
    240 & house power circuit run down your non dominate side like if you are right handed run electrical on the left side as you face away from the home. Gas line and cat 6 on the dominate side. infrared heaters on a rotary timer set and forget, propane increases humidity wood has a slow heating time infrared is directional.
    you need a draw, a reason to be there.
    Obscure the sight lines to the loud warm location for mystery. A small pedestal any shape below the knee now add art something tall but curious roman had an obsession with the physical form, but human statutes at that size is the cost of a new house so get a yarn blanket soak it in concrete hang it from a corner at a great height like a ladder rest a full brick on the corner closest to the ground to make a mounting point apply a second coat mixed with hair/fur and twigs for strength chared ground bones for color and light the crap out of it yellow light is warm use a timer, off by 9 be a good neighbor, Light will attract bugs, do not point the art towards the house or the wall but toward your non dominate side you do not want to block the path while assholes tell you how great your art is the start of the path to this loud warm obscure place is large but separates into two paths making an oval distance from the blanket will hide any cracks the paths join into a thin path toward your wall making it exclusive any plants far from the paths grass or astroturf near paths to create openess you do not want the path to be a destination. you have a loud obscure warm place that is needlessly hard to get to and leave plus a sculpture to lure in fools.
    it won't be warm it won't be a destination
    just remodel your bathroom and build a badminton/squash/handball court.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      no drive by wire system for a robot butler, why even have a destination away from the kitchen?
      if you do put water line out there do not worry about drainage I doubt you will drain more than five gallons in one night.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      idiot make the mount point on the top corner, hide the hanging mount with 2 2x8 screwed together large mount point and you will need better reenforcement than hair reenforced concrete try for a sail like design with a mount point at the top and bottom for a single pole. an inverted roof is not going to handle a large snow load this is a bad idea.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >large snow load
        I think the last time there was 'a large snow load' in the Midlands would have been around 1972

  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pull up bar on that wall.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Should do a barcade. It's a combination of a bar and an arcade.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        is that where adults can do adulting but also play video games?

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    koi pond

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hang myself in it for beingbatuck in Shitgland

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