That's a tiny garden by most standards and yet it's enough space to grow almost all the food for a family. And yet we have people bemoaning supply chain issues and worries over food shortages. Serfs deserve all the pain they get to be frank.
I'm actually amazed by how moronic this post is. You really think you can produce enough food to sustain a family from what looks to be a 15x30 lot? We don't even know the soil quality.
Is that a ball? If so you could make a football stadium. Build half of it in the garden and paint the other half on the wall at the back to save space.
build a two story shed without planning permission and when the council gets involved and tells you to tear it down tell them its a holocaust museum and if they dont leave you alone go to the local papers and tell them about the blatant antisemitism.
A fine climate for all sorts of gardening. To take advantage of the limited space, use a multi-layered approach with root vegetables/plants at the bottom, then bushes/shrubs, and then trees/trellised plants to create a nice canopy. Put a small shed/bench/grill in the back, and you'll have a private, lush little green island in the city.
probably start murdering people and turn it into a violent revolution after realizing that is the best 90% of the people in your country can ever aspire to.
Kick ass vegetable garden. >climbing vines to maximize use of the wall and fence space >Shade-tolerant crops in northern exposure >Firepit/grill in the middle of it
Or, a small pond with aquatic plants, cover for small fish/inverts, etc.
Depends on what your interested in, you could take the shedpill if your hobbies lean that way or start a raised bed garden if you want to try your hand at a bit of self sufficiency.
Extend your house out to that wall. If you want to barbecue or spend time outside just use your neighbor's yards on either side. Make sure they are inside when you do so you are not technically inconveniencing them and they will have no moral grounds to complain.
Red: in ground or above ground garden bedding
Yellow: hanging pots
Blue: lattice with creeping/spreading foliage or hanging pots on lattice backing for deco
Green option 1: raised/in ground garden
Purple option 2 : out door dining/chill setting
A compact (surface area; not height) multi-band vertical HF antenna for amateur radio. There is a guy (callsign M0MCX) who builds kits near Solihull (Birmingham suburb), so it can even be locally-sourced.
Put up an internet-controllable paintball gun on my website like this one: https://remocon.tv/5fa8b5d8f5101758e9559665
You can monetize it. Note that since the feed has to travel across the ocean you will probably have latency viewing it, but from over here it's extremely low latency. If you put one up then Europeans will have very low latency access to yours.
I'm sorry, but these so called backyards make me feel a certain degree of existential dread. I suggest you sell the whole house and move to a country with space
>make the sacrifice of living in the midlands >still don't get a yard
My favorite gardening channel said he paid 400,000 pounds ten years ago for a 2bed broken down piece of shit with 3/4 an acre in somerset, that's fricking insane to me
Shallow single pitch inverted roof the short side near the wall for heat capture and storage the shape will amplify any sound encouraging people to wander towards it
240 & house power circuit run down your non dominate side like if you are right handed run electrical on the left side as you face away from the home. Gas line and cat 6 on the dominate side. infrared heaters on a rotary timer set and forget, propane increases humidity wood has a slow heating time infrared is directional.
you need a draw, a reason to be there.
Obscure the sight lines to the loud warm location for mystery. A small pedestal any shape below the knee now add art something tall but curious roman had an obsession with the physical form, but human statutes at that size is the cost of a new house so get a yarn blanket soak it in concrete hang it from a corner at a great height like a ladder rest a full brick on the corner closest to the ground to make a mounting point apply a second coat mixed with hair/fur and twigs for strength chared ground bones for color and light the crap out of it yellow light is warm use a timer, off by 9 be a good neighbor, Light will attract bugs, do not point the art towards the house or the wall but toward your non dominate side you do not want to block the path while buttholes tell you how great your art is the start of the path to this loud warm obscure place is large but separates into two paths making an oval distance from the blanket will hide any cracks the paths join into a thin path toward your wall making it exclusive any plants far from the paths grass or astroturf near paths to create openess you do not want the path to be a destination. you have a loud obscure warm place that is needlessly hard to get to and leave plus a sculpture to lure in fools.
it won't be warm it won't be a destination
just remodel your bathroom and build a badminton/squash/handball court.
no drive by wire system for a robot butler, why even have a destination away from the kitchen?
if you do put water line out there do not worry about drainage I doubt you will drain more than five gallons in one night.
idiot make the mount point on the top corner, hide the hanging mount with 2 2x8 screwed together large mount point and you will need better reenforcement than hair reenforced concrete try for a sail like design with a mount point at the top and bottom for a single pole. an inverted roof is not going to handle a large snow load this is a bad idea.
Start Digging.
FPBP
make a bunker, then grow tomatoes and beans on top of it.
Build a watchtower.
Perfect for an air rifle shooting range.
Oi, u gotta loicense for that?
no, i don't need one because it is 12 foot pounds of force or less.
Petting zoo
SHED.
Only question is where to put it.
Just fill out the entire lot
This, SHEDpill either as workshop, gym, office whatever
OR
Garden + firepit + projector for movies
I'd love to see what this OSB shitshack is made of structurally and finished with outside
Christ, enjoy your formaldehyde and blinding office lights.
Do like Furze and make yourself a bunker. You're basically doubling your yard space.
Bowling green
I would make a thread asking where to put a shed.
I'd move.
That's a tiny garden by most standards and yet it's enough space to grow almost all the food for a family. And yet we have people bemoaning supply chain issues and worries over food shortages. Serfs deserve all the pain they get to be frank.
For how many daays are you planning to feed this family?
Post garden with timestamp
I'm actually amazed by how moronic this post is. You really think you can produce enough food to sustain a family from what looks to be a 15x30 lot? We don't even know the soil quality.
Plant a big tree.
Illegal loicense and permit factory
But first he'll have to get a loicense to build his factory... Catch 22
Is that a ball? If so you could make a football stadium. Build half of it in the garden and paint the other half on the wall at the back to save space.
Get a bunch of wacky inflatable flailing arm tube men and a disco ball, then have a dance party with them every weeknight.
>What would PrepHole do with a small scrubby 26 square meter urban yard in the English Midlands?
Cry
Build hangman's gallows and proceed to off myself.
build a two story shed without planning permission and when the council gets involved and tells you to tear it down tell them its a holocaust museum and if they dont leave you alone go to the local papers and tell them about the blatant antisemitism.
missqoute meant for op
I haven't laughed this hard in a good while, thank you anon.
Rent it to muslim rape gangs, to store their kidnapped teen age girls. Then film it and put it on OnlyFans.
Kys, subhuman
>English Midlands
A fine climate for all sorts of gardening. To take advantage of the limited space, use a multi-layered approach with root vegetables/plants at the bottom, then bushes/shrubs, and then trees/trellised plants to create a nice canopy. Put a small shed/bench/grill in the back, and you'll have a private, lush little green island in the city.
Do this:
Cover the whole thing in over head trellises with grape vines.
Outdoor Gauge 1 model railway layout.
Pedo detected
Inflate a 20ft tall blue gorilla and leave.
Kudzu grove
yes, to throw them off the trail of the shed with the kudzu seed bola manufacturing setup.
Make your house bigger?
probably start murdering people and turn it into a violent revolution after realizing that is the best 90% of the people in your country can ever aspire to.
plant enough trees to block all visibility and make me feel like I'm in a forest
sell it and move to a civilized country
Kick ass vegetable garden.
>climbing vines to maximize use of the wall and fence space
>Shade-tolerant crops in northern exposure
>Firepit/grill in the middle of it
Or, a small pond with aquatic plants, cover for small fish/inverts, etc.
Plant willow and harvest biomass on short rotation coppice.
Depends on what your interested in, you could take the shedpill if your hobbies lean that way or start a raised bed garden if you want to try your hand at a bit of self sufficiency.
Meanwhile, in NEW England, here's part of my yard.
>ticks
Get a few sheds knocked up and you could be housing 20-30 fresh off the boat illiterate illegal jeets by the end of he week.
Nice little earner lad, could have a brand new 2006 overfinch Rangie on your drive by next year.
9000 hours
Beautiful Mexican architecture
A dirt bike track and two gun ranges
a mini mosquee for all your paki friends to pray.
Extend your house out to that wall. If you want to barbecue or spend time outside just use your neighbor's yards on either side. Make sure they are inside when you do so you are not technically inconveniencing them and they will have no moral grounds to complain.
Red: in ground or above ground garden bedding
Yellow: hanging pots
Blue: lattice with creeping/spreading foliage or hanging pots on lattice backing for deco
Green option 1: raised/in ground garden
Purple option 2 : out door dining/chill setting
Consultation fee: $3000
>green
Mate I think you may be colour blind.
To be fair that is pretty damn close to seafoam green.
Plant some chickens and raise some vegetables.
Personally, I'd have a shed, but I'd be digging a tunnel below.
Mutts law
Perfect.
Probably plant some lawn first, then think about making a cozy chill spot or something.
Bushy, long trees/bamboos along the fences for privacy, tiny vegetable plot/tiny glasshouse, and barbecue place.
make a workshop with ac.
bonsai tables
A compact (surface area; not height) multi-band vertical HF antenna for amateur radio. There is a guy (callsign M0MCX) who builds kits near Solihull (Birmingham suburb), so it can even be locally-sourced.
Put up an internet-controllable paintball gun on my website like this one: https://remocon.tv/5fa8b5d8f5101758e9559665
You can monetize it. Note that since the feed has to travel across the ocean you will probably have latency viewing it, but from over here it's extremely low latency. If you put one up then Europeans will have very low latency access to yours.
I'm sorry, but these so called backyards make me feel a certain degree of existential dread. I suggest you sell the whole house and move to a country with space
home cinema, innit?
needs power cable everyone trips over when drunk and tarp (covering air vents obv.) over projector to repel Midlands precipitation, otherwise 9.7/10
>make the sacrifice of living in the midlands
>still don't get a yard
My favorite gardening channel said he paid 400,000 pounds ten years ago for a 2bed broken down piece of shit with 3/4 an acre in somerset, that's fricking insane to me
I wouldn't even buy a lot that small in the US unless I were a rich developer and it was to flip. Certainly not to live in.
Throw down some gravel and sand and you have a Zen garden
Trap shooting and puttputt
>Trap shooting
bigot
Shallow single pitch inverted roof the short side near the wall for heat capture and storage the shape will amplify any sound encouraging people to wander towards it
240 & house power circuit run down your non dominate side like if you are right handed run electrical on the left side as you face away from the home. Gas line and cat 6 on the dominate side. infrared heaters on a rotary timer set and forget, propane increases humidity wood has a slow heating time infrared is directional.
you need a draw, a reason to be there.
Obscure the sight lines to the loud warm location for mystery. A small pedestal any shape below the knee now add art something tall but curious roman had an obsession with the physical form, but human statutes at that size is the cost of a new house so get a yarn blanket soak it in concrete hang it from a corner at a great height like a ladder rest a full brick on the corner closest to the ground to make a mounting point apply a second coat mixed with hair/fur and twigs for strength chared ground bones for color and light the crap out of it yellow light is warm use a timer, off by 9 be a good neighbor, Light will attract bugs, do not point the art towards the house or the wall but toward your non dominate side you do not want to block the path while buttholes tell you how great your art is the start of the path to this loud warm obscure place is large but separates into two paths making an oval distance from the blanket will hide any cracks the paths join into a thin path toward your wall making it exclusive any plants far from the paths grass or astroturf near paths to create openess you do not want the path to be a destination. you have a loud obscure warm place that is needlessly hard to get to and leave plus a sculpture to lure in fools.
it won't be warm it won't be a destination
just remodel your bathroom and build a badminton/squash/handball court.
no drive by wire system for a robot butler, why even have a destination away from the kitchen?
if you do put water line out there do not worry about drainage I doubt you will drain more than five gallons in one night.
idiot make the mount point on the top corner, hide the hanging mount with 2 2x8 screwed together large mount point and you will need better reenforcement than hair reenforced concrete try for a sail like design with a mount point at the top and bottom for a single pole. an inverted roof is not going to handle a large snow load this is a bad idea.
>large snow load
I think the last time there was 'a large snow load' in the Midlands would have been around 1972
Pull up bar on that wall.
Should do a barcade. It's a combination of a bar and an arcade.
is that where adults can do adulting but also play video games?
koi pond
Hang myself in it for beingbatuck in Shitgland