it was some kind of explosive that could be thrown with a single hand, his motorcade was cut off by an ambulance with dead dude loaded in the front seat, and another vehicle threw some kind of charge at putin's actual vehicle, picking it out of the decoys. the vehicle made it away, putins motorcade never stopped, and he's probably fine. But some of his top security guys disappeared immediately afterwards, and I bet they got gulaged or killed, and that we'll see more attempts.
>blow up his car with ATGM
this one seems like the most obvious one considering the ongoing war and the corrupt-as-frick vatnik army
how hard can it be to get a hold of something like this if you allready have the money and connections to know where and when Punty will be driving?
A remotely triggered landmine or IED. The US secret service sweeps for things like this ahead of the presidential motorcade. If someone was willing to go out with a bang, ramming Putin's limo with a truck loaded with HE.
I kinda hope putin lives and stays in power and is forced to co exist with Ukraine and the rest of the world, then he can take his anger out on his shitty russian npc populous
Agreed, and the population will be fed propaganda saying that everything wrong with their economy is the West's fault. And they will eat it up. None of them will move, they will just live in a perpetual anger about their present and future livelihoods.
Meanwhile the super rich will continue to have access to Western luxuries, send their children to private schools in the West, etc.
I genuinely believe that Russians NEED to be under some sort of authoritarian ruling. The only proof you need is to look at their history. But it's also not like they are too pussy to do something about it. They are just content with being drip fed what ever scraps from the table their Government daddy gives them. Russians, eternal victims of their own fault.
nah man, it wasn't due to the hundreds of tanks the Poles sent, the dozens of artillery pieces the americans and bongs sent... no no no, it was *squints* 25,000 helmets and a couple of gepards! oh and some phz2000 that died in a month.
scholz is a liar and a cheat and will do anything to get the status quo of russia back
Rent free? You do know Ukraine’s ambassador to Germany Andrij Melnyk responded to this claim with "Unpopular opinion: FRICK OFF", right? Not even the Ukrainians believe this lol.
magic... sharks... who the frick cares? He survived
Polonium-soaked silver bullets
polonium banan
Novichok cola
Attach his Copium mask tube to Nikocado Avocado's colostomy bag.
holy shit we found him, a man more evil than putin himself
Well it's Russia and we heard of no close jumps out of a window so poison.
My throbbing hard penis
>Kremlin confirms rumor of assassination attempt on Putin
Exactly
Oligarchs or FSB?
heart attack gun
but instead of the shellfish toxin he'lll get the polonium AIDS
what if they just lock the door to his bunker from the outside?
>chimp_rattling_cage_door.webm
>that their was
Did he actually make it back to the Kremlin under his own power or is he going to be reported dead in an hour or so?
lmaoooo
lol
it was some kind of explosive that could be thrown with a single hand, his motorcade was cut off by an ambulance with dead dude loaded in the front seat, and another vehicle threw some kind of charge at putin's actual vehicle, picking it out of the decoys. the vehicle made it away, putins motorcade never stopped, and he's probably fine. But some of his top security guys disappeared immediately afterwards, and I bet they got gulaged or killed, and that we'll see more attempts.
seems pretty amateur for a serious attempt
The poison laced butthole of a 9 year old boy?
An open window.
a good old Ak-47, the irony will be so good.
sink the boat hes on with a torpedo attack
shoot down the aircraft hes in with air-to-air missiles
blow up his car with ATGM
>blow up his car with ATGM
this one seems like the most obvious one considering the ongoing war and the corrupt-as-frick vatnik army
how hard can it be to get a hold of something like this if you allready have the money and connections to know where and when Punty will be driving?
A remotely triggered landmine or IED. The US secret service sweeps for things like this ahead of the presidential motorcade. If someone was willing to go out with a bang, ramming Putin's limo with a truck loaded with HE.
Nuke
zip ties, a sledgehammer, good lighting and multiple 4k cameras
almost forgot: ASMR grade stereo microphone setup
I kinda hope putin lives and stays in power and is forced to co exist with Ukraine and the rest of the world, then he can take his anger out on his shitty russian npc populous
Agreed, and the population will be fed propaganda saying that everything wrong with their economy is the West's fault. And they will eat it up. None of them will move, they will just live in a perpetual anger about their present and future livelihoods.
Meanwhile the super rich will continue to have access to Western luxuries, send their children to private schools in the West, etc.
I genuinely believe that Russians NEED to be under some sort of authoritarian ruling. The only proof you need is to look at their history. But it's also not like they are too pussy to do something about it. They are just content with being drip fed what ever scraps from the table their Government daddy gives them. Russians, eternal victims of their own fault.
North Korea?
>Germans claiming they're the reason for the success in Ukraine
LMAO FRICKING GERMS.
>rent free
nah man, it wasn't due to the hundreds of tanks the Poles sent, the dozens of artillery pieces the americans and bongs sent... no no no, it was *squints* 25,000 helmets and a couple of gepards! oh and some phz2000 that died in a month.
scholz is a liar and a cheat and will do anything to get the status quo of russia back
Rent free? You do know Ukraine’s ambassador to Germany Andrij Melnyk responded to this claim with "Unpopular opinion: FRICK OFF", right? Not even the Ukrainians believe this lol.
boy Putin was a paranoid schizo already these sorts of articles have to get to him even a little
>"did someone try to assassinate you?"
>"no."
>"HA THIS IS PROOF THAT A HITMAN ALMOST KILLED YOU. YOU FELL FOR MY RUSE!"
why is /k/ like this?
It's Russia, they are not exactly known for being truthful.
Rumour was some kind of explosive.
Tochka-U
It didn't work, so probably a Russian nuke
Ah yes, the nook