>This really sounds like some CoD mission premise.
we had > operation oil rig > the bridge explosion stealth mission > hostomel airport battle > the Moskva TB2 ruse > Red forest fortress > civilian resistance cutting off spaghetti attack
and many many many other...
One thing I learned this conflict, nothing is too far-fetched
It was being used as a command point (left bank of the river)
Telegram is already freaking out about it.
Gonna need someone to explain to me why a ship sitting where it doesn't belong makes any sense as a command post. I get this is Russia we're talking about but I'm genuinely confused. Was it the only covered structure in the area?
>Gonna need someone to explain to me why a ship sitting where it doesn't belong makes any sense as a command post.
I don't know. And I don't blame you for being skeptical (given some recent threads), but, the Russian response certainly makes me believe it's legit.
If you can bare it, check out /uhg/ on /misc/ they've got some good reports about it up.
Supposedly the Russians had set up some kind of command/intelligence center in the ship
I feel like I remember a case in WW2 where the British set up radar in a shipwreck and spied on the Germans for the later half of the war because German radar detectors didn’t detect radar the allies were using. Feels like same concept but wrong century to try it.
Is it technically two sided cuckoldry when it's your brother? Because it's technically the same genes right so you can't say raising his kids for him is the same as other forms of cuckoldry, outside of you know, his wife fricking another man.
>Teplinsky's wife nudes
It's criminal that they're sitting on nudes as fine as hers and we get censored scraps.
Is it technically two sided cuckoldry when it's your brother? Because it's technically the same genes right so you can't say raising his kids for him is the same as other forms of cuckoldry, outside of you know, his wife fricking another man.
>Is it technically two sided cuckoldry when it's your brother?
Military are the biggest swingers in any society. I was literally at a gangbang party once with about five women and twenty or more guys and found out that over 50% of the people there, men and women both were active or retired military.
Add to that, Moscow is the swinging capital of Europe. Back when Russia was still a part of the civilised world, swingers would tell tales about the swinger clubs in Moscow, huge complexes like palaces crossed with strip clubs and saunas. They're said to be the best, most opulent and luxurious swinger clubs in the world.
Take a look at pictures of Prigo with his wife and friends, she's always a bit handsy with his friends and from someone who's dabbled in the lifestyle, I read those pics a whole other way.
Reminds me. On a whim I downloaded a 200gb torrent once of an archived Russian site from the mid to late 00's. Can't remember the name, but iirc it was blowjob themed. Some of the videos were typical sketchy slav porn, and others, it was clearly a prostitute sucking guys off in ballrooms and upper class salons. Dicks of all types, seemingly international. Really bizarre.
>it was clearly a prostitute sucking guys off in ballrooms and upper class salons
I don't know about ballrooms but an upper class salon sounds like a Moscow swinger club.
Swinging started in the 1940s and 1950s in the US Air Force because the casualty rate for the bomber crews were so high the men couldn't bear that their wives would go without them for so long just for them to almost inevitably die, leaving them widowed forever.
I'm not making this up either.
Also in Prighozin's case he was probably more into male rape than women.
>Also in Prighozin's case he was probably more into male rape than women.
I actually meant Surovikin, not Prigo in that post. I got my corrupt officials mixed up.
And we actually know what Prigo was into, or at least the stories.
The stories out of St Pidorsburg were essentially that he would have pimps find him late teenage girls, often virgins, who'd be sent for a medical and then meet him at a hotel he had rooms with for the purpose and he'd frick them quickly, last five minutes and then leave. He apparently kept a few girls like this but didn't frick them much, usually getting new girls all the time.
He's said to have subdermal implants on his wiener too.
>late teenage girls, often virgins >Russian girls, virgins, after the age of five
Something doesn’t track here
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>Russian girls, virgins, after the age of five
Eh, I think you'd have to look to find an 18yo virgin but they're probably around.
There's probably some girls that run fast enough or bite hard enough or have long enough nails to avoid being raped before finishing highschool.
Sure they're usually probably going to be fricking in highschool even if they're not raped but some might be religious or angry or just hate Russian men because it's a pretty fricking patriarchal society. If you're a Russian girl who watches western TV, the local attitudes to women are probably going to make you pretty angry.
Some of them did porn, they had some orgy film too, so they're not above using sex for money or anti-porn either but they're probably pretty pissed about Russia's attitudes to women and the roles made for them.
>Swinging started in the 1940s and 1950s in the US Air Force because the casualty rate for the bomber crews were so high the men couldn't bear that their wives would go without them for so long just for them to almost inevitably die, leaving them widowed forever. >I'm not making this up either.
I've read that story too, but here's the thing, the Bright Young Things were very promiscuous in a way that could probably be called swinging. And the Happy Valley Set (rich British Colonials) in Kenya were definitely openly wife swapping. And those were both before the time frame.
I think if the USAF story is true, it's more because that's the first time some people heard about it, and there has always been shenanigans going on. People like to frick.
That's virtually inside Ukrainian held territory, right? I have no idea what's going on here. Either Russia is pushing the boundaries of being moronic, or Ukraine is emulating Russian stupidity (remember when Russia bombed a bridge piling and said it was a Ukrainian landing ship.)
>That's virtually inside Ukrainian held territory, right?
moron check lines of control before spouting
I said "virtually." As in, that ship appears to be literally the closest point to Ukraine's side of the river Russia could possibly get. That's a 10/10 big brain movie if Russia had put a commander there.
13th was a milblogger
May refer to either the number's superstition, as he was fond of saying ue is already with the dead, he is already with the Cargo 200.
Or "The 13th Warrior," a movie about an Arab who tags along with a group of Vikings. Russians also like to We Wuz about Vikings.
homie that "turret" probably weighs as much as an entire tank and when you factor scale in it went really fricking far, that's an insane amount of force
The ziggers had an entire beached tanker to use and they chose to put the command point on the bridge, where they can be spotted by any dumb frick with a pair of binos and have the least protection possible?
Maybe this was an elaborate way of them committing suicide?
Large waterfowl, geese or most likely a pair of swans judging by their color. What you are seeing is their takeoff run. Freaked out by the explosion. They have mated and are paired very closely this time of year. t. Bird hunter.
>mikhail my general! >yuo are VDV now >yu must choose cmd center >will you pik safe cozy bunker miles from front >or rusted beeched oil tanker rite next to hohol enemy >...
There is no fricking way. There is just no way, dude. You're telling me that a fricking general shacked up in an abandoned barge like a fricking batman villain and got blown up? I can't I'm good faith belove this because that is just too crazy, dude.
That's not a barge. Either bad translation or moronic. It's a small ship which is quite different. Barges are wide, flat and towed or pushed because they're unpowered.
>Using a shipwreck as a military base in contested waters
Russia has officially upgraded its military to Filipino-tier. Their women were already prostitutes so it tracks.
BRIEF interlocutors say that, according to unconfirmed information, the Ministry of Defense is extremely concerned about the posts of a number of bloggers writing on military topics, about the losses of the Russian army and material and technical equipment. In this regard, the dilemma of how to deal with such bloggers is being discussed in the corridors of power, while the official military leadership advocates tough response options, including the initiation of cases for discrediting the Russian Armed Forces or even for spreading fake news.
Civil administrators have not yet made a decision, BRIEF interlocutors continue. They clarify: the vast majority of military correspondents and so-called z-resources have, to one degree or another, integrated into the system after Yevgeny Prigozhin’s rebellion last year and are keeping within the limits of what is permitted. We are talking more about channels run by the military themselves; an example of a channel of this type was the blog “They Write to Us from Ioannina,” led by Andrei Morozov (Murz). After publishing on his blog assessments of the consequences and cost of taking Avdiivka, which directly contradicted information from the Ministry of Defense, Murz was criticized by pro-government bloggers, including on the Solovyov Live channel.
After the broadcast, in which he was accused in absentia of betrayal and discrediting, Morozov committed suicide. In addition, public actions against those who support the SVO, but criticize the Ministry of Defense, can not only cause negativity in a certain environment, but also play into the hands of the enemy, notes one of our interlocutors, since this will show a split. Most likely , bloggers who are stillare not built into the system, they will offer options for soft integration in order to reduce the amount of unauthorized information on this flank to insignificant and not having any impact on the audience. After this, actions are already possible against those who will persist in speaking out against the Ministry of Defense: after all, after the arrest of the same Igor Strelkov, there were no public actions on the part of “angry patriots,” that is, support for discontent was purely virtual, our source adds.
I love the contextuaization of facts as a purely idealogical concept with no basis in an objective reality. “We have imprisoned the people who disagreed and there was no revolution, we are therefore correct”
Only objective reality is of materialism and class warfare, comrade.
As a bilingual man, you just noticed one of those stereotypical things about marxist linguange. You read enough commie literature in my native language you start noticing it too. You see a decent amount of it in Chinese media too.
After the broadcast, in which he was accused in absentia of betrayal and discrediting, Morozov committed suicide. In addition, public actions against those who support the SVO, but criticize the Ministry of Defense, can not only cause negativity in a certain environment, but also play into the hands of the enemy, notes one of our interlocutors, since this will show a split. Most likely , bloggers who are stillare not built into the system, they will offer options for soft integration in order to reduce the amount of unauthorized information on this flank to insignificant and not having any impact on the audience. After this, actions are already possible against those who will persist in speaking out against the Ministry of Defense: after all, after the arrest of the same Igor Strelkov, there were no public actions on the part of “angry patriots,” that is, support for discontent was purely virtual, our source adds.
Voenkor status?
Im sorry, can someone unwordy word this for my smooth brain
>instead of am attack during October they just kept piling Russian corpses
wonder if this is going to be a massive break through or another long bloody stalemate
I guess ukies wanted to wait until ground will freeze more while destrying zigger units but they caught on early that future aid from usa is uncertain so they missed their opportunity.
>instead of am attack during October they just kept piling Russian corpses
wonder if this is going to be a massive break through or another long bloody stalemate
Nothing to do with aid or winter or whatever. In october last year the Russians went on their own offensive remember? That was to keep the Ukrainians from attacking. They're still beating their heads against the wall today.
>"Raisins incident"
From context I've deduced they're talking about the Northern Counteroffensive, can someone redpill me as to where the frick this moronic zigger newspeak came from?
Basically, the Russian High Command did not like the fact that honest reporting from the front was making them look like incompetent buffoons, so they are now considering gulaging anyone who does not say that they have killed a bajillion Boris Johnsons and will have conquered Ukraine in two weeks.
>"Don't chat - milbloggers are everywhere”"
Russian milbloggers satirizing the defense ministry's instinct to clamp down on criticism. Curious how in every group of humans, even anti-democratic ones, the issue of freedom of speech naturally arises at some point.
>the official military leadership advocates tough response options,
I guess when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail
And when you're a fricking moron, all you have is a hammer
I'd be here for it. they'd have to be even dumber than they have yet showed themselves to be, though.
I'd make 20 different ACK images of them and spam them in all the cope threads.
Who in their right mind would use a beached ship on some sandbank that you cant even reach easily by vehicle, and certainly not without without being seen, as a command post?
potentially they just had work vehicles go back and forth but that still doesn't really make sense when just moving around a lot would accomplish the same thing more securely
They probably were hoping that is it was so fricking moronic that no one would even bother checking, but forgot that they are Russian and so do the most moronic fricking thing on a daily basis.
This dumb arguement always makes me angry. Do you really believe some random PrepHole shitposters have early access to some information that's not on the social media yet and start preemptetive spamming?
Yes, because those dumb PrepHole posters are paid too by the troll farms, who will naturally be the first to get the bad news because they need to know what it is they're suppose to be countering.
Their inability to not run night shifts doesn't help, as they all come and go at the same time each day, apart from the weekends where it's just the freelancers.
There's actually a derelict ship for called the PS Ryde that used to be a bar and nightclub, unfortunately business dried up and it was left beached to rust pending restoration. Raising the money (I donated a few hundred dollars in 2016) took so long though that by the time work was actually able to start in 2019, they found the ship had corroded beyond repair and the project was scrapped.
It's still sitting out there in the mud, slowly falling apart.
Actually they forwarded the funds to another ship, the Medway Queen, after the restoration was abandoned, so not all was lost.
https://i.imgur.com/egZs9f9.jpg
There's another called TSS Duke of lancaster that I go past on the train on the souther side of the river (opposite of liverpool) every time I head to Holyhead on the train to see retired family.
It's getting restored, but was used for similar purposes until recently.
Nice, any idea what it's going to be used for now?
There's another called TSS Duke of lancaster that I go past on the train on the souther side of the river (opposite of liverpool) every time I head to Holyhead on the train to see retired family.
It's getting restored, but was used for similar purposes until recently.
It was just a 1950's steamer, they beached and used it as a hotel/restaurant/casino and then later wedding venues and concerts. It's not some historically relevant ship, someone just saw a use for it, even though the outside looks like shit the inside is still in great condition.
Now it'll be refurbished into some other venue, kinda in limbo, but hopefully something fun.
You can't access it without specifically talking to the owner since its now fenced off while they do work and fight the council over restoration legal shit, but you used to be able to just visit it whenever.
https://i.imgur.com/N30AdbV.jpg
Actually they forwarded the funds to another ship, the Medway Queen, after the restoration was abandoned, so not all was lost.
[...]
Nice, any idea what it's going to be used for now?
It'll be used for whatever the owner decides to sell it for I imagine.
Make a basin, fill it with fresh water, ship rusts slowly. If you are landlubber, you have no idea how fast steel rusts when exposed to salt water. The difference between the brackish, almost fresh water of the inner stockholm archipelago and the salt water of the gothenburg west coast is enormous when it comes to rust acceleration. There are 100+ year old inshore ships still running because they do not rust that fast and there is no wave action to bend them.
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>Make a basin, fill it with fresh water, ship rusts slowly. If you are landlubber, you have no idea how fast steel rusts when exposed to salt water.
I mean, the RMS Queen Mary is probably the largest museum ship afloat and it sits in saltwater.
>In 1939, at the outbreak of the Second World War, PS Ryde and PS Sandown were both requisitioned by the Royal Navy. She was renamed HMS Ryde, and initially both were used as Minesweepers in the Thames Estuary and Dover Straits. She was converted to an anti-aircraft vessel in 1942. In May 1944 she travelled to Portsmouth, from where she sailed to the Normandy coast to take part in Operation Neptune on D-Day, where she protected the Mulberry Harbours at Omaha beach. At one stage during the landings, she was hit in her engine room by a shell, but it did not explode. In spite of being instructed to beach the ship, if she ran out of coal, Ryde's commander, Lt. Commander Beamer, was able to return her safely to Portsmouth. After D-Day, HMS Ryde was anchored off Bembridge to help to protect Portsmouth Harbour from V-1 flying bombs.
>BREAKING The Russian Colonel General Teplinsky is a cuckold
>We managed to hack the Instagram of his wife, Natalya Teplinskaya. We expected to see a lot of interesting things there and our expectations were more than justified. To begin with, we are publishing a fragment of her correspondence with Lieutenant Colonel Dmitry Teplinsky - this is the brother of the Airborne Forces commander, a typical staff rat.
>While General Teplinsky “heroically” surrendered Kherson, laid down the airborne divisions and waged a behind-the-scenes struggle for power with the Chief of the General Staff V. Gerasimov, his wife and brother, let’s say, became very close. Flirting, sharing half-naked photos and something else that we will leave behind the scenes for now. Apparently, this relationship has been going on for many years, so it is not a fact that the general is raising his children."
So wait, he and Teplinsky were supposedly on that ship and died, or was it just general Cuck? Because that photo looks like he just got a nasty nosebleed and fell down, otherwise completely untouched.
yes, this is why russians will never truly respect ukrainians. because they give pows hot tea instead of cutting off russian heads. this is a weakness in russian mind.
and satan washes you back in a bath with scented oil, bubbles and uses no sting shampoo
truly hell on earth for a alpha chad russian who considers taking a bath blasphemy
The cia killed Kate Middleton. The associated press said the only image of her in months was computer generated. There is not one single picture of her in months
Frick you, frick that fricker and FRICK the entire city of Pripyat with it's gauss snipers in the commie blocks.
I hope the mobiks that dug trenches in the Red Forest breathed in nice and deep. Frick them too.
seems like he is some kind of VDV commander. i guess you and me are the only two non ukrainian or russians in this thread because i had no fricking clue this person existed but everyone else ITT is acting like they knew him personally.
Congratulations, you are qualified to be a general in the federal army.
The story goes that since logistics is a four letter word and any large concentration of troops will say a hearty ''Hi'' to Mars, the best bet is to feed troops piece-meal into the grinder until the nazi israelites run out of munitions.
>10 guys go, 1 makes it >10 guys go, 1 makes it
Now you got two guys
Repeat until 10 make it, they go.
Your amateur wife pic coomer skills are as lacking as your comprehension of search engines.
The Ukies dropped leaflets with Mike's wife full nude on the mobiks.
>The Ukies dropped leaflets with Mike's wife full nude on the mobiks. >Drop nude pictures over trenches filled with closet homo's
Man, i bet the company twink had a rough few days after those landed
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Your amateur wife pic coomer skills are as lacking as your comprehension of search engines.
The Ukies dropped leaflets with Mike's wife full nude on the mobiks.
seconding [...] >t. anateur wife pic coomer
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NSFW obviously, hard to fap to because it's just an uncensored version of
https://i.imgur.com/GRwNMff.jpg
[...] >Teplinsky's wife nudes threw off on ziggers positions.
Ive been under a rock for the past week. WTF is going on here? The boat, the wife pics, 13th(?), chechens.. what the frick, could someone QRD for a poor anon strapped for time?
Boat was supposedly command center of some DVD big shot
After the boat got eternal flighted, russian telegrams started talking about how the DVD big shot died in the strike and 13th, a russian milblogger, also happened to be there at the time.
Ukraine should hit Russian oil tankers and create oil slicks in Russian ports.
like they would notice the difference
It would probably be an improvement
Give Taurus and we will.
nö 🙂
So no then?
>blow up russian tanker in their port
>send another to light the oil slick on fire so their water is burning
Slicks don't accomplish much except in cartoons.
>Russian telegrams are saying that Teplinsky and/or 13th are dead
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Why would he be stationed at the derelict tanker. Idk seems more like wishful thinking.
Supposedly the Russians had set up some kind of command/intelligence center in the ship
Do we have any info about the location. This really sounds like some CoD mission premise.
46.50908697446034, 32.15151315522523
Thank you geolocation autist
>This really sounds like some CoD mission premise.
we had
> operation oil rig
> the bridge explosion stealth mission
> hostomel airport battle
> the Moskva TB2 ruse
> Red forest fortress
> civilian resistance cutting off spaghetti attack
and many many many other...
One thing I learned this conflict, nothing is too far-fetched
I really look forward for the operation to liberate the biggest power plant in Europe
Reported as:
46.507107116683066, 32.154077355152964
why?
It was cosy, came with a kitchen and had proper bedrooms built into it.
Why wouldn't you turn it into a supah-sekret club house?
Gonna need someone to explain to me why a ship sitting where it doesn't belong makes any sense as a command post. I get this is Russia we're talking about but I'm genuinely confused. Was it the only covered structure in the area?
Probably the Russians thought a grounded wreck would be ignored.
Because Russia didnt need those landing ships lol
>Gonna need someone to explain to me why a ship sitting where it doesn't belong makes any sense as a command post.
I don't know. And I don't blame you for being skeptical (given some recent threads), but, the Russian response certainly makes me believe it's legit.
If you can bare it, check out /uhg/ on /misc/ they've got some good reports about it up.
While putting your command center in unlikely places to hide it sounds good on paper, wouldn't the emissions give it away anyway?
How likely is some political hack who happens to be in uniform to think of that? The Russian system is a reverse meritocracy.
I feel like I remember a case in WW2 where the British set up radar in a shipwreck and spied on the Germans for the later half of the war because German radar detectors didn’t detect radar the allies were using. Feels like same concept but wrong century to try it.
Russians are natural-born evil henchmen, and instinctively prefer inhabiting super-villainous lairs.
>skadovsk was real after all
I fricking kneel
Ask Russians, they are the one saying he's dead, not Ukraine
>Ask Russians, they are the one saying he's dead, not Ukraine
moron
Where is Gerasimov?
In general, or a specific part?
Where is Gerasimov and WHERE IS WARGONZO?
>Where is Gerasimov?
YEAH, AND WHERE'S SHOIGU!? I WANNA KNOW!
>CAN YOU SHOW ME?
And where's Wallace?
It was being used as a command point (left bank of the river)
Telegram is already freaking out about it.
He was re-enacting his favorite movie
Both Waterworld and The Postman are good movies.
There, i said it
Next you're gonna defend the lady in the water and the happening
Nah, Shamalamadingdong's work never took to me. I'll let Signs slide tho
The Postman is a reasonable movie. It is a terrible adaptation of the book
Waterworld has one of my all time favorite lines
Oh hey, my dad had a bit part in one of those.
>the SMOOKER strikes again!
>the rape mobik twink chained to the deckhouse's fw
forgot pic like a doofus
>Teplinsky's wife nudes threw off on ziggers positions.
She's pretty fit.
avaliable also.
lol
>"Russian soldier, take your coat and go home"
>"Your love is waiting for you there".
that is some advanced trolling from Ukraine.
supposedly her social media was hacked - she'd been sending nudes to teplinsky's brother lol
>most faithful Russian woman
fricking who?
>Since October 30, 2023, commander of the "Dnepr" group of troops.
Do you have a uncensored one? For research purposes
ask teplinsky's brother ?
https://twitter.com/PStyle0ne1/status/1720784531400049000?lang=en
Is it technically two sided cuckoldry when it's your brother? Because it's technically the same genes right so you can't say raising his kids for him is the same as other forms of cuckoldry, outside of you know, his wife fricking another man.
Is it cuckoldry to let another man frick your wife? Hmmm...
They banned you because you're a shitskin.
Yeah but it's his brother, so like, same genes.
Seconded.
That doesn't answer his question (and mine) though.
Also damn, that's cold. His own brother?
>Teplinsky's wife nudes
It's criminal that they're sitting on nudes as fine as hers and we get censored scraps.
>Is it technically two sided cuckoldry when it's your brother?
Military are the biggest swingers in any society. I was literally at a gangbang party once with about five women and twenty or more guys and found out that over 50% of the people there, men and women both were active or retired military.
Add to that, Moscow is the swinging capital of Europe. Back when Russia was still a part of the civilised world, swingers would tell tales about the swinger clubs in Moscow, huge complexes like palaces crossed with strip clubs and saunas. They're said to be the best, most opulent and luxurious swinger clubs in the world.
Take a look at pictures of Prigo with his wife and friends, she's always a bit handsy with his friends and from someone who's dabbled in the lifestyle, I read those pics a whole other way.
Reminds me. On a whim I downloaded a 200gb torrent once of an archived Russian site from the mid to late 00's. Can't remember the name, but iirc it was blowjob themed. Some of the videos were typical sketchy slav porn, and others, it was clearly a prostitute sucking guys off in ballrooms and upper class salons. Dicks of all types, seemingly international. Really bizarre.
>it was clearly a prostitute sucking guys off in ballrooms and upper class salons
I don't know about ballrooms but an upper class salon sounds like a Moscow swinger club.
picrel always gave me strong swinger vibes
>the ugly, the ugly and the bad
Swinging started in the 1940s and 1950s in the US Air Force because the casualty rate for the bomber crews were so high the men couldn't bear that their wives would go without them for so long just for them to almost inevitably die, leaving them widowed forever.
I'm not making this up either.
Also in Prighozin's case he was probably more into male rape than women.
>Also in Prighozin's case he was probably more into male rape than women.
I actually meant Surovikin, not Prigo in that post. I got my corrupt officials mixed up.
And we actually know what Prigo was into, or at least the stories.
The stories out of St Pidorsburg were essentially that he would have pimps find him late teenage girls, often virgins, who'd be sent for a medical and then meet him at a hotel he had rooms with for the purpose and he'd frick them quickly, last five minutes and then leave. He apparently kept a few girls like this but didn't frick them much, usually getting new girls all the time.
He's said to have subdermal implants on his wiener too.
>late teenage girls, often virgins
>Russian girls, virgins, after the age of five
Something doesn’t track here
>Russian girls, virgins, after the age of five
Eh, I think you'd have to look to find an 18yo virgin but they're probably around.
There's probably some girls that run fast enough or bite hard enough or have long enough nails to avoid being raped before finishing highschool.
Sure they're usually probably going to be fricking in highschool even if they're not raped but some might be religious or angry or just hate Russian men because it's a pretty fricking patriarchal society. If you're a Russian girl who watches western TV, the local attitudes to women are probably going to make you pretty angry.
Some of them did porn, they had some orgy film too, so they're not above using sex for money or anti-porn either but they're probably pretty pissed about Russia's attitudes to women and the roles made for them.
>Swinging started in the 1940s and 1950s in the US Air Force because the casualty rate for the bomber crews were so high the men couldn't bear that their wives would go without them for so long just for them to almost inevitably die, leaving them widowed forever.
>I'm not making this up either.
I've read that story too, but here's the thing, the Bright Young Things were very promiscuous in a way that could probably be called swinging. And the Happy Valley Set (rich British Colonials) in Kenya were definitely openly wife swapping. And those were both before the time frame.
I think if the USAF story is true, it's more because that's the first time some people heard about it, and there has always been shenanigans going on. People like to frick.
were they on the ship or it's some type of unrelated "accident"?
I call bullshit unless Teplinsky has a fricking death wish or maybe demoted kek
If i had to bet he was under pressure to get shit done after the waste heap blackstar class hyperfortress fell, only way to do that is from the front
Yeah and it's not even stealthy because a CP would be lit up EW wise and there's ZERO way to hide you moving to and from the location.
It could be that it's a low-tier observation post that the general and/or that milblogger decided to visit for whatever reason
That's virtually inside Ukrainian held territory, right? I have no idea what's going on here. Either Russia is pushing the boundaries of being moronic, or Ukraine is emulating Russian stupidity (remember when Russia bombed a bridge piling and said it was a Ukrainian landing ship.)
nah that's russian's side of the river
I said "virtually." As in, that ship appears to be literally the closest point to Ukraine's side of the river Russia could possibly get. That's a 10/10 big brain movie if Russia had put a commander there.
>That's virtually inside Ukrainian held territory, right?
moron check lines of control before spouting
>Barge blown up
>Town literally called skadovsk in the pic just south east from there
lmao
HOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLS
>13th
Whats that mean?
13th was a milblogger
May refer to either the number's superstition, as he was fond of saying ue is already with the dead, he is already with the Cargo 200.
Or "The 13th Warrior," a movie about an Arab who tags along with a group of Vikings. Russians also like to We Wuz about Vikings.
Who is the 13th again?
Why do you keep asking over and over again, vatBlack person?
?
Having read the thread he's apparently some milblogger, so a bonus prize on top of the colonel general I guess.
It was bullshit, anyone, he was pretending to be dead in that pic as some kind of subterfuge.
General Teplinsky's grave site.
And a Mil blogger too. kek.
Mounting the land to assert dominance.
Ukrainians did russia a favour by whacking Teplinsky
Wtf was that giant hunk of metal with the hangtime
The roof of the bridge
That feels like the whole bridge was yeeted into the air
Lazy bums
well frick you
good lads
Was the captain drunk and beached it by accident or what?
Turret toss was nice, but overall distance was lacking.
homie that "turret" probably weighs as much as an entire tank and when you factor scale in it went really fricking far, that's an insane amount of force
I don't think you quite appreciate the scale here, and sheer mass that was launched, anon.
Yeah, that's got to be like, what, a 100ft of steel plate being shot hundreds of feet into the air?
The ziggers had an entire beached tanker to use and they chose to put the command point on the bridge, where they can be spotted by any dumb frick with a pair of binos and have the least protection possible?
Maybe this was an elaborate way of them committing suicide?
>Binos
Youre underestimating the distance. They'd probably need a decent telescope so they could be sure it wasn't civies.
>that barge
That's some Tony Hawk high score shit, with a perfect landing
this is relevant? or this barge isn't part of black fleet?
I don't think so, it got washed out into the estuary when the Russians accidentally the dam.
No, but obligatory "Sleep tight, little snipper" anyways.
lil' snipper ain't sleeping
sleppo tet lil snibedy
Sleb slip, montus retoncul slibiddedy.
We all saw Russian tanks tossing their turrets but this is a whole different level.
>bombing a beached ship
Warcrim.
What are these? Starts at 8 seconds, they're scooting in a straight line across the water. Big geese? Nessie? Bigfoot?
Those are called "waves", anon
>waves are single white objects moving in a straight line away from shore
Peddle your propaganda elsewhere, you can't cover up the truth
Meat waves?
Those are kappa.
Large waterfowl, geese or most likely a pair of swans judging by their color. What you are seeing is their takeoff run. Freaked out by the explosion. They have mated and are paired very closely this time of year. t. Bird hunter.
>They have mated and are paired very closely this time of year
D'awww cute
Terrified waterfowl, nothing to worry about
Look at him go! He never gets tired!
The swans are mated,
And the barge is flipped.
Damn sultan really didn't like being kicked out of Skadovsk
Nothing to see here, it's just Roscosmos testing a new space launch system.
kek
>mikhail my general!
>yuo are VDV now
>yu must choose cmd center
>will you pik safe cozy bunker miles from front
>or rusted beeched oil tanker rite next to hohol enemy
>...
SpaceX will now recover the fairing after a succesful launch.
Shit, they really hit the part that matters if it really was some covert command post. They blew up right where the computers and radios are...
I don't see how you would get from the land to the boat, but I'm glad they blew it up. was cool..
comfy
sleep status?
rip-eroni
>lemme set up my command post in the one visually notable landmark in many miles
>no it doesn't have any defenses against shelling why do you ask?
There is no fricking way. There is just no way, dude. You're telling me that a fricking general shacked up in an abandoned barge like a fricking batman villain and got blown up? I can't I'm good faith belove this because that is just too crazy, dude.
>I can't I'm good faith belove this
Habeeb it.
>You're telling me that a fricking general shacked up in an abandoned barge like a fricking batman villain
I used to think this war was a tragedy. But now I realize it's a comedy.
While it's a good trade for us, it's a tragedy for the civilians in Ukraine, and those forced to 'live' in russia.
That's not a barge. A ship has fuel, quarters and power so not a bad location...for someone who imagined they were smart when they were stupid.
But then the question is why hit it at all; it's not lile ukraine has that many cruise missiles
>have spare cruise missiles
>and enemy general's position
How moronic do you have to be to think that wouldn't be a good trade?
That's what I was saying; they must have had a good reason to hit it
Probably saw Russians being sneaky in a ship. You would want to blast it if you saw that
Ironically, that still wouldn't be the most fricked up thing we've seen since the beginning of the "SMO".
...why not? It's a great place for a hidden command post. Until enemy sigint locates it.
But why worry about what won't happen?
>Until enemy sigint locates it.
Screw SIGINT, the Ukies are gonna notice something is up the moment they fly a drone over it and notice people entering and leaving the ship.
>Screw SIGINT
>fly a drone over it
ISR/ISTAR drones do not count as sigint?
eternal slumber, brothers
>zigger shilling intensifies
>humiliating news come immediately after
Like clockwork
That's not a barge. Either bad translation or moronic. It's a small ship which is quite different. Barges are wide, flat and towed or pushed because they're unpowered.
Monitor status is NOT red.
Sleep tight, intel-sama
>Zzzz...
>>Zzzz...
>sleep status?
Ass: In ass
Intelligence: Zzzz
Hey if the fricker really is dead then we need to get a Western agent in to comfort the widow
Make sure to get it all on video so the world can grieve with her.
I volunteer.
>Using a shipwreck as a military base in contested waters
Russia has officially upgraded its military to Filipino-tier. Their women were already prostitutes so it tracks.
Do we know anything about the ship itself? How long's it been grounded and where'd it come from?
apparently it's from when the damn got blown up. Ship just floated down and smacked into the side of the river
>How long's it been grounded
Looking at sentinel hub the first available photo where the ship can be seen is from 2023/6/18
>Mikhail Teplinsky is a Russian colonel general born in Ukraine who has served as commander of the Russian Airborne Forces since June 2022
xaxaxaxa hohol piggies killed their own AGAIN*~~))
>IS a russian colonel general
not 'was', looks like he's safe, xoxols *~~*~~*~~)
Kot is eternal.
If I see that fricking cat one more time...
I have never seen the original…
BRIEF interlocutors say that, according to unconfirmed information, the Ministry of Defense is extremely concerned about the posts of a number of bloggers writing on military topics, about the losses of the Russian army and material and technical equipment. In this regard, the dilemma of how to deal with such bloggers is being discussed in the corridors of power, while the official military leadership advocates tough response options, including the initiation of cases for discrediting the Russian Armed Forces or even for spreading fake news.
Civil administrators have not yet made a decision, BRIEF interlocutors continue. They clarify: the vast majority of military correspondents and so-called z-resources have, to one degree or another, integrated into the system after Yevgeny Prigozhin’s rebellion last year and are keeping within the limits of what is permitted. We are talking more about channels run by the military themselves; an example of a channel of this type was the blog “They Write to Us from Ioannina,” led by Andrei Morozov (Murz). After publishing on his blog assessments of the consequences and cost of taking Avdiivka, which directly contradicted information from the Ministry of Defense, Murz was criticized by pro-government bloggers, including on the Solovyov Live channel.
After the broadcast, in which he was accused in absentia of betrayal and discrediting, Morozov committed suicide. In addition, public actions against those who support the SVO, but criticize the Ministry of Defense, can not only cause negativity in a certain environment, but also play into the hands of the enemy, notes one of our interlocutors, since this will show a split. Most likely , bloggers who are stillare not built into the system, they will offer options for soft integration in order to reduce the amount of unauthorized information on this flank to insignificant and not having any impact on the audience. After this, actions are already possible against those who will persist in speaking out against the Ministry of Defense: after all, after the arrest of the same Igor Strelkov, there were no public actions on the part of “angry patriots,” that is, support for discontent was purely virtual, our source adds.
Voenkor status?
I love the contextuaization of facts as a purely idealogical concept with no basis in an objective reality. “We have imprisoned the people who disagreed and there was no revolution, we are therefore correct”
Only objective reality is of materialism and class warfare, comrade.
As a bilingual man, you just noticed one of those stereotypical things about marxist linguange. You read enough commie literature in my native language you start noticing it too. You see a decent amount of it in Chinese media too.
Im sorry, can someone unwordy word this for my smooth brain
Chatgpt can
merz was forced to neck himself after reporting on the huge losses to take adviidka
Thanks a bunch
>instead of am attack during October they just kept piling Russian corpses
wonder if this is going to be a massive break through or another long bloody stalemate
I guess ukies wanted to wait until ground will freeze more while destrying zigger units but they caught on early that future aid from usa is uncertain so they missed their opportunity.
doesn't help it was a really mild winter again so it wasn't really solid for any predictable amount of time
Nothing to do with aid or winter or whatever. In october last year the Russians went on their own offensive remember? That was to keep the Ukrainians from attacking. They're still beating their heads against the wall today.
>"Raisins incident"
From context I've deduced they're talking about the Northern Counteroffensive, can someone redpill me as to where the frick this moronic zigger newspeak came from?
>Raisins incident
Maybe a comment on having shrunken balls or something.
Basically, the Russian High Command did not like the fact that honest reporting from the front was making them look like incompetent buffoons, so they are now considering gulaging anyone who does not say that they have killed a bajillion Boris Johnsons and will have conquered Ukraine in two weeks.
>"Don't chat - milbloggers are everywhere”"
Russian milbloggers satirizing the defense ministry's instinct to clamp down on criticism. Curious how in every group of humans, even anti-democratic ones, the issue of freedom of speech naturally arises at some point.
Speaking your mind is perhaps the most universal human right.
>We won't have losses as long as no one talks about it.
>the official military leadership advocates tough response options,
I guess when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail
And when you're a fricking moron, all you have is a hammer
13? I don't recall the guy
bump
iirc, he was a big pringles/wagner shill.
Ughhhh
DVD bros
The disc has skipped
>grimy creatures
Wow they're not calling them homosexuals, that's new.
I will laugh for 20 days and 20 nights if this is confined, jesus please make it happen
>chechens reappear after like 2 years
>surrender and get the general of the VDV merked in his oil tanker base
christ almighty I hope this is true
>surrender
bro, they just snitched on them from comfort of Chechnya
She's gonna need more meat rolls.
sir please stop fattening my beautiful wife
God, the Kadyrovites are such a bunch of pansies.
There were photos of a dead chechen in one o the golf cart assaults. ACK-mat sila patch and all
Pls be real, i will fricking die laughing
Budanov posting makes me smile. He is maybe not as memeable as prigozhin was, but sometimes his face just hits my funny bone.
>wake up
>make coffee
>enjoy it as I read about the new Russian asset that got blown up
Life is good.
good evening, taras
Leek status: Spinned
Shoigu, Teplinsky and Gerasimov gathered for fishing trip...
>Shoigu, Teplinsky and Gerasimov
Imagine the COPE.
I'd be here for it. they'd have to be even dumber than they have yet showed themselves to be, though.
I'd make 20 different ACK images of them and spam them in all the cope threads.
Who in their right mind would use a beached ship on some sandbank that you cant even reach easily by vehicle, and certainly not without without being seen, as a command post?
a military which only has M1 Eyeball recon technology
Don't think, just repost)
potentially they just had work vehicles go back and forth but that still doesn't really make sense when just moving around a lot would accomplish the same thing more securely
Just quick travel there. The enemy will never suspect that you use a beached rustbucket as your command post
Drop a bed and then F3 anytime you need to go somewhere.
They probably were hoping that is it was so fricking moronic that no one would even bother checking, but forgot that they are Russian and so do the most moronic fricking thing on a daily basis.
Damnit. I miss the tapestry bantz thread and I'm not afraid to admit it.
>that you cant even reach easily by vehicle
oh yeah? nothing easier *~~*~~))
The problem is that it is disconnected from the mainland by a 5 - 10m wide ditch filled with water.
>alloy wheels
Perhaps they were wondering why'd you'd run a boat aground and then drop a bomb on it.
Russia just got Waterworld on bluest of rays. Film is of big hit, please understand
Could be an ego/moron thing.
>da I am general, general must have cool secret base for secret meetings
>that skit where they accidentally sail to Finland and are amazed how everything is not run down and filthy
The cow on the plane was funny.
2 falseflag threads just got posted so i assume that pretty much confirms this to be true.
First Guards Tanker Army
that was a transport ship carrying ukrainian pows and donbas children
Smooker status?
That's a Russian prom boat, this is a war crime
I guess this is the reason for all this spamming and trolling today.
This dumb arguement always makes me angry. Do you really believe some random PrepHole shitposters have early access to some information that's not on the social media yet and start preemptetive spamming?
russia pays a army of shitposters for all kinds social media and these just get an order to make noise, they don't need to know anything
Yes, because those dumb PrepHole posters are paid too by the troll farms, who will naturally be the first to get the bad news because they need to know what it is they're suppose to be countering.
Their inability to not run night shifts doesn't help, as they all come and go at the same time each day, apart from the weekends where it's just the freelancers.
I will be missing moments like this where war
will ended, so much fun shitposting, shiet is ridicules
The hilarious part is that the location was given by surrendering chechens.
: )
Never forget ГT:T
>someone's already updated teplisnky's wiki page
Which one of you gays was it lmao
>here's your new headquarters, Ivan
Fix it up, add a level floor extension, and this would be a lit restaurant & club.
All the staff would wear sailor suits or captain's caps.
There's actually a derelict ship for called the PS Ryde that used to be a bar and nightclub, unfortunately business dried up and it was left beached to rust pending restoration. Raising the money (I donated a few hundred dollars in 2016) took so long though that by the time work was actually able to start in 2019, they found the ship had corroded beyond repair and the project was scrapped.
It's still sitting out there in the mud, slowly falling apart.
🙁
So you payed a couple hundred bucks for some degenerate to do drugs and your payoff was watching a beached ship rust?
Thumbs up, my lad.
As a side note, there's this really cheap bridge that hankers for a new owner.
>payed
it's paid
Actually they forwarded the funds to another ship, the Medway Queen, after the restoration was abandoned, so not all was lost.
Nice, any idea what it's going to be used for now?
There's another called TSS Duke of lancaster that I go past on the train on the souther side of the river (opposite of liverpool) every time I head to Holyhead on the train to see retired family.
It's getting restored, but was used for similar purposes until recently.
Why is it surrounded by concrete?
It was just a 1950's steamer, they beached and used it as a hotel/restaurant/casino and then later wedding venues and concerts. It's not some historically relevant ship, someone just saw a use for it, even though the outside looks like shit the inside is still in great condition.
Now it'll be refurbished into some other venue, kinda in limbo, but hopefully something fun.
You can't access it without specifically talking to the owner since its now fenced off while they do work and fight the council over restoration legal shit, but you used to be able to just visit it whenever.
It'll be used for whatever the owner decides to sell it for I imagine.
>Why is it surrounded by concrete?
Make a basin, fill it with fresh water, ship rusts slowly. If you are landlubber, you have no idea how fast steel rusts when exposed to salt water. The difference between the brackish, almost fresh water of the inner stockholm archipelago and the salt water of the gothenburg west coast is enormous when it comes to rust acceleration. There are 100+ year old inshore ships still running because they do not rust that fast and there is no wave action to bend them.
>Make a basin, fill it with fresh water, ship rusts slowly. If you are landlubber, you have no idea how fast steel rusts when exposed to salt water.
I mean, the RMS Queen Mary is probably the largest museum ship afloat and it sits in saltwater.
Also sacrificial anodes exist
There was one in Glasgow in the 90s called Tuxedo Princess. IIRC it moved to Newcastle later
Absolutely gopping
HMS Ryde
>In 1939, at the outbreak of the Second World War, PS Ryde and PS Sandown were both requisitioned by the Royal Navy. She was renamed HMS Ryde, and initially both were used as Minesweepers in the Thames Estuary and Dover Straits. She was converted to an anti-aircraft vessel in 1942. In May 1944 she travelled to Portsmouth, from where she sailed to the Normandy coast to take part in Operation Neptune on D-Day, where she protected the Mulberry Harbours at Omaha beach. At one stage during the landings, she was hit in her engine room by a shell, but it did not explode. In spite of being instructed to beach the ship, if she ran out of coal, Ryde's commander, Lt. Commander Beamer, was able to return her safely to Portsmouth. After D-Day, HMS Ryde was anchored off Bembridge to help to protect Portsmouth Harbour from V-1 flying bombs.
>Ukies fricking nuked Skadovsk
I hope Beard made it out it time
Literally unsinkable. Checkmate hohols.
>BREAKING The Russian Colonel General Teplinsky is a cuckold
>We managed to hack the Instagram of his wife, Natalya Teplinskaya. We expected to see a lot of interesting things there and our expectations were more than justified. To begin with, we are publishing a fragment of her correspondence with Lieutenant Colonel Dmitry Teplinsky - this is the brother of the Airborne Forces commander, a typical staff rat.
>While General Teplinsky “heroically” surrendered Kherson, laid down the airborne divisions and waged a behind-the-scenes struggle for power with the Chief of the General Staff V. Gerasimov, his wife and brother, let’s say, became very close. Flirting, sharing half-naked photos and something else that we will leave behind the scenes for now. Apparently, this relationship has been going on for many years, so it is not a fact that the general is raising his children."
test
He looks dead to me.
is zleeping, eternal snooze
Looks like ketchup, they should have at least torn the clothes
Looks like his throat got slit, probably by goatfrickers
fake: 13th is ded
truth: 13th is eepy
Sorry who dis?
Allegedly 13th, but could be a manipulated photo kinda too early to tell.
wat
So wait, he and Teplinsky were supposedly on that ship and died, or was it just general Cuck? Because that photo looks like he just got a nasty nosebleed and fell down, otherwise completely untouched.
antonio banderas?
>Allegedly 13th
lol, stick that on the "Talk" page on wikipedia for proof of his death.
Real?
Evolving
k e k
>KAVKAZ
but seriously, will russians just look submissively at their feet again after one of their own gets cut by chechen bvlls?
yes, this is why russians will never truly respect ukrainians. because they give pows hot tea instead of cutting off russian heads. this is a weakness in russian mind.
Xoxol lies.
They make you get into a bathtub with satan.
and satan washes you back in a bath with scented oil, bubbles and uses no sting shampoo
truly hell on earth for a alpha chad russian who considers taking a bath blasphemy
Everyone knows that the ukies force pows to do inhumane work beyond a ziggers comprehension
>work beyond a ziggers comprehension
Goddamn lol, the visible confusion on his face.
>Pallets that aren't being used to create more meat cubes
I see why he's confused
It's embarrassing you don't know English, shitskin.
The cia killed Kate Middleton. The associated press said the only image of her in months was computer generated. There is not one single picture of her in months
Good to know.
He was killed by Vobla.
Shoulda brought a lead-lined container instead of sitting next to the Brain Scorcher long enough to think coiling it around his balls was a good idea.
But the scientists told me Elon Musk's neuralink would be 100% protection from The Brain Fricker.
Mhmm. How's that Gauss Rifle you got for a song in Dark Valley, anon? Still "awaiting delivery"?
Frick you, frick that fricker and FRICK the entire city of Pripyat with it's gauss snipers in the commie blocks.
I hope the mobiks that dug trenches in the Red Forest breathed in nice and deep. Frick them too.
Sleep tight, little snipper!
Devilish
Who is Teplinsky? That's a new name for me
seems like he is some kind of VDV commander. i guess you and me are the only two non ukrainian or russians in this thread because i had no fricking clue this person existed but everyone else ITT is acting like they knew him personally.
I don't keep up with daily update or Telegram posters, but yeah I've never heard that name before today.
Your situational awareness qualifies you as worthy of command-level staff in the russian airborne*
*landborne acting as meat armor for rust buckets
He's the dude that's been running the VDV (into the fricking dirt) since mid 2022
wtf was the plan here?
Teplinsky says
>GO
You go.
get Banane
Anything to paint the map red
I never have the slightest fricking idea what these Russian one vehicle "assaults" are supposed to be doing.
Congratulations, you are qualified to be a general in the federal army.
The story goes that since logistics is a four letter word and any large concentration of troops will say a hearty ''Hi'' to Mars, the best bet is to feed troops piece-meal into the grinder until the nazi israelites run out of munitions.
>10 guys go, 1 makes it
>10 guys go, 1 makes it
Now you got two guys
Repeat until 10 make it, they go.
It is a highly advanced form of reconnaissance-in-force, recon by meat.
You HATO simpletons wouldn't understand.
isn't him dying a positive for russia then?
i only knew of him by the leaked pics of his hot wife that were posted here a few months ago
Can you post the pics? It's what he would have wanted.
seconding
>t. anateur wife pic coomer
Your amateur wife pic coomer skills are as lacking as your comprehension of search engines.
The Ukies dropped leaflets with Mike's wife full nude on the mobiks.
>The Ukies dropped leaflets with Mike's wife full nude on the mobiks.
>Drop nude pictures over trenches filled with closet homo's
Man, i bet the company twink had a rough few days after those landed
ibb co P44ghWj
NSFW obviously, hard to fap to because it's just an uncensored version of
complete with mud or shit drizzled across it.
>Your amateur wife pic coomer skills are as lacking as your comprehension of search engines.
Mine too, I can't find it on google or yandex.
>everyone else ITT is acting like they knew him personally
Me neither but seems to have been a VDV general who got put in charge of Dnieper forces.
>"ahhh safe and sound on this pretty cool boat
>"can't wait to see my wife again and tell her about it"
>"hmmm what's tha-ACK"
I know about pewdiepie and bridge
what about pewdiepie and a boat?
The front fell off?
>xaxaxaxaxa, instead of killing Zelensky we lost Teplinsky!
Who's directing that? Rian Johnson?
Ive been under a rock for the past week. WTF is going on here? The boat, the wife pics, 13th(?), chechens.. what the frick, could someone QRD for a poor anon strapped for time?
Ship went boom, tossed turret. A general might have been on board. His wife (widow?) is hot. Theories abound. Many questions remain.
Why on earth was he on an abandoned ship in the middle of fricking nowhere that close to the frontlines? Im so confused anon
He was a VDV commander. He wanted to be close to the drop zone.
Boat was supposedly command center of some DVD big shot
After the boat got eternal flighted, russian telegrams started talking about how the DVD big shot died in the strike and 13th, a russian milblogger, also happened to be there at the time.
How the frick does the VDV keep getting itself btfo'd every year? There has to be some sort of restructure or new strategy ffs.
It is composed of 76% femboys.
NOOOO THEY BLEW UP SKADOVSK
where will i sell my artifacts now?
push it back into the water
if not, next thing you know it will evolve into a lha