What the ship is doing?

What the ship is doing?
https://twitter.com/fortifiedtaras/status/1767225852771672332

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ukraine should hit Russian oil tankers and create oil slicks in Russian ports.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      like they would notice the difference

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It would probably be an improvement

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Give Taurus and we will.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nö 🙂

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So no then?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      like they would notice the difference

      >blow up russian tanker in their port
      >send another to light the oil slick on fire so their water is burning

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Slicks don't accomplish much except in cartoons.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Russian telegrams are saying that Teplinsky and/or 13th are dead
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      General Teplinsky's grave site.
      And a Mil blogger too. kek.

      Why would he be stationed at the derelict tanker. Idk seems more like wishful thinking.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Supposedly the Russians had set up some kind of command/intelligence center in the ship

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Do we have any info about the location. This really sounds like some CoD mission premise.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            46.50908697446034, 32.15151315522523

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >This really sounds like some CoD mission premise.

            we had
            > operation oil rig
            > the bridge explosion stealth mission
            > hostomel airport battle
            > the Moskva TB2 ruse
            > Red forest fortress
            > civilian resistance cutting off spaghetti attack
            and many many many other...

            One thing I learned this conflict, nothing is too far-fetched

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I really look forward for the operation to liberate the biggest power plant in Europe

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Reported as:
            46.507107116683066, 32.154077355152964

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          why?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It was cosy, came with a kitchen and had proper bedrooms built into it.

            Why wouldn't you turn it into a supah-sekret club house?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It was being used as a command point (left bank of the river)
          Telegram is already freaking out about it.

          Gonna need someone to explain to me why a ship sitting where it doesn't belong makes any sense as a command post. I get this is Russia we're talking about but I'm genuinely confused. Was it the only covered structure in the area?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Probably the Russians thought a grounded wreck would be ignored.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Because Russia didnt need those landing ships lol

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Gonna need someone to explain to me why a ship sitting where it doesn't belong makes any sense as a command post.
            I don't know. And I don't blame you for being skeptical (given some recent threads), but, the Russian response certainly makes me believe it's legit.
            If you can bare it, check out /uhg/ on /misc/ they've got some good reports about it up.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Probably the Russians thought a grounded wreck would be ignored.

            While putting your command center in unlikely places to hide it sounds good on paper, wouldn't the emissions give it away anyway?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              How likely is some political hack who happens to be in uniform to think of that? The Russian system is a reverse meritocracy.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Supposedly the Russians had set up some kind of command/intelligence center in the ship

            I feel like I remember a case in WW2 where the British set up radar in a shipwreck and spied on the Germans for the later half of the war because German radar detectors didn’t detect radar the allies were using. Feels like same concept but wrong century to try it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Russians are natural-born evil henchmen, and instinctively prefer inhabiting super-villainous lairs.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >skadovsk was real after all
          I fricking kneel

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ask Russians, they are the one saying he's dead, not Ukraine

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Ask Russians, they are the one saying he's dead, not Ukraine
          moron
          Where is Gerasimov?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            In general, or a specific part?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Where is Gerasimov and WHERE IS WARGONZO?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Where is Gerasimov?
            YEAH, AND WHERE'S SHOIGU!? I WANNA KNOW!

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >CAN YOU SHOW ME?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              And where's Wallace?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It was being used as a command point (left bank of the river)
        Telegram is already freaking out about it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He was re-enacting his favorite movie

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Both Waterworld and The Postman are good movies.
          There, i said it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Next you're gonna defend the lady in the water and the happening

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Nah, Shamalamadingdong's work never took to me. I'll let Signs slide tho

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The Postman is a reasonable movie. It is a terrible adaptation of the book

          • 1 month ago
            TOTAL FREAKIN RETARD

            Waterworld has one of my all time favorite lines

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oh hey, my dad had a bit part in one of those.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >the SMOOKER strikes again!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >the rape mobik twink chained to the deckhouse's fw

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            forgot pic like a doofus

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      General Teplinsky's grave site.
      And a Mil blogger too. kek.

      >Teplinsky's wife nudes threw off on ziggers positions.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She's pretty fit.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          avaliable also.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        lol
        >"Russian soldier, take your coat and go home"
        >"Your love is waiting for you there".
        that is some advanced trolling from Ukraine.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          supposedly her social media was hacked - she'd been sending nudes to teplinsky's brother lol

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >most faithful Russian woman

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        fricking who?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Since October 30, 2023, commander of the "Dnepr" group of troops.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Do you have a uncensored one? For research purposes

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ask teplinsky's brother ?

          https://twitter.com/PStyle0ne1/status/1720784531400049000?lang=en

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Is it technically two sided cuckoldry when it's your brother? Because it's technically the same genes right so you can't say raising his kids for him is the same as other forms of cuckoldry, outside of you know, his wife fricking another man.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Is it cuckoldry to let another man frick your wife? Hmmm...

              [...]

              They banned you because you're a shitskin.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but it's his brother, so like, same genes.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Seconded.

          ask teplinsky's brother ?

          https://twitter.com/PStyle0ne1/status/1720784531400049000?lang=en

          That doesn't answer his question (and mine) though.
          Also damn, that's cold. His own brother?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Teplinsky's wife nudes
        It's criminal that they're sitting on nudes as fine as hers and we get censored scraps.

        Is it technically two sided cuckoldry when it's your brother? Because it's technically the same genes right so you can't say raising his kids for him is the same as other forms of cuckoldry, outside of you know, his wife fricking another man.

        >Is it technically two sided cuckoldry when it's your brother?
        Military are the biggest swingers in any society. I was literally at a gangbang party once with about five women and twenty or more guys and found out that over 50% of the people there, men and women both were active or retired military.

        Add to that, Moscow is the swinging capital of Europe. Back when Russia was still a part of the civilised world, swingers would tell tales about the swinger clubs in Moscow, huge complexes like palaces crossed with strip clubs and saunas. They're said to be the best, most opulent and luxurious swinger clubs in the world.

        Take a look at pictures of Prigo with his wife and friends, she's always a bit handsy with his friends and from someone who's dabbled in the lifestyle, I read those pics a whole other way.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Reminds me. On a whim I downloaded a 200gb torrent once of an archived Russian site from the mid to late 00's. Can't remember the name, but iirc it was blowjob themed. Some of the videos were typical sketchy slav porn, and others, it was clearly a prostitute sucking guys off in ballrooms and upper class salons. Dicks of all types, seemingly international. Really bizarre.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >it was clearly a prostitute sucking guys off in ballrooms and upper class salons
            I don't know about ballrooms but an upper class salon sounds like a Moscow swinger club.

            picrel always gave me strong swinger vibes

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >the ugly, the ugly and the bad

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Swinging started in the 1940s and 1950s in the US Air Force because the casualty rate for the bomber crews were so high the men couldn't bear that their wives would go without them for so long just for them to almost inevitably die, leaving them widowed forever.

          I'm not making this up either.

          Also in Prighozin's case he was probably more into male rape than women.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Also in Prighozin's case he was probably more into male rape than women.
            I actually meant Surovikin, not Prigo in that post. I got my corrupt officials mixed up.

            And we actually know what Prigo was into, or at least the stories.
            The stories out of St Pidorsburg were essentially that he would have pimps find him late teenage girls, often virgins, who'd be sent for a medical and then meet him at a hotel he had rooms with for the purpose and he'd frick them quickly, last five minutes and then leave. He apparently kept a few girls like this but didn't frick them much, usually getting new girls all the time.
            He's said to have subdermal implants on his wiener too.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >late teenage girls, often virgins
              >Russian girls, virgins, after the age of five
              Something doesn’t track here

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Russian girls, virgins, after the age of five
                Eh, I think you'd have to look to find an 18yo virgin but they're probably around.
                There's probably some girls that run fast enough or bite hard enough or have long enough nails to avoid being raped before finishing highschool.
                Sure they're usually probably going to be fricking in highschool even if they're not raped but some might be religious or angry or just hate Russian men because it's a pretty fricking patriarchal society. If you're a Russian girl who watches western TV, the local attitudes to women are probably going to make you pretty angry.

                Some of them did porn, they had some orgy film too, so they're not above using sex for money or anti-porn either but they're probably pretty pissed about Russia's attitudes to women and the roles made for them.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Swinging started in the 1940s and 1950s in the US Air Force because the casualty rate for the bomber crews were so high the men couldn't bear that their wives would go without them for so long just for them to almost inevitably die, leaving them widowed forever.
            >I'm not making this up either.
            I've read that story too, but here's the thing, the Bright Young Things were very promiscuous in a way that could probably be called swinging. And the Happy Valley Set (rich British Colonials) in Kenya were definitely openly wife swapping. And those were both before the time frame.
            I think if the USAF story is true, it's more because that's the first time some people heard about it, and there has always been shenanigans going on. People like to frick.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      were they on the ship or it's some type of unrelated "accident"?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/1ZscTtE.png

      sleep status?

      I call bullshit unless Teplinsky has a fricking death wish or maybe demoted kek

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If i had to bet he was under pressure to get shit done after the waste heap blackstar class hyperfortress fell, only way to do that is from the front

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah and it's not even stealthy because a CP would be lit up EW wise and there's ZERO way to hide you moving to and from the location.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It could be that it's a low-tier observation post that the general and/or that milblogger decided to visit for whatever reason

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's virtually inside Ukrainian held territory, right? I have no idea what's going on here. Either Russia is pushing the boundaries of being moronic, or Ukraine is emulating Russian stupidity (remember when Russia bombed a bridge piling and said it was a Ukrainian landing ship.)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          nah that's russian's side of the river

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >That's virtually inside Ukrainian held territory, right?
            moron check lines of control before spouting

            I said "virtually." As in, that ship appears to be literally the closest point to Ukraine's side of the river Russia could possibly get. That's a 10/10 big brain movie if Russia had put a commander there.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >That's virtually inside Ukrainian held territory, right?
          moron check lines of control before spouting

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Barge blown up
        >Town literally called skadovsk in the pic just south east from there
        lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      HOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLS

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >13th
      Whats that mean?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        13th was a milblogger
        May refer to either the number's superstition, as he was fond of saying ue is already with the dead, he is already with the Cargo 200.
        Or "The 13th Warrior," a movie about an Arab who tags along with a group of Vikings. Russians also like to We Wuz about Vikings.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Who is the 13th again?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why do you keep asking over and over again, vatBlack person?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ?
          Having read the thread he's apparently some milblogger, so a bonus prize on top of the colonel general I guess.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It was bullshit, anyone, he was pretending to be dead in that pic as some kind of subterfuge.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    General Teplinsky's grave site.
    And a Mil blogger too. kek.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mounting the land to assert dominance.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ukrainians did russia a favour by whacking Teplinsky

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf was that giant hunk of metal with the hangtime

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The roof of the bridge

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That feels like the whole bridge was yeeted into the air

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lazy bums

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      well frick you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/MTkVlTI.jpg

      well frick you

      good lads

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Was the captain drunk and beached it by accident or what?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Turret toss was nice, but overall distance was lacking.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        homie that "turret" probably weighs as much as an entire tank and when you factor scale in it went really fricking far, that's an insane amount of force

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think you quite appreciate the scale here, and sheer mass that was launched, anon.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, that's got to be like, what, a 100ft of steel plate being shot hundreds of feet into the air?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The ziggers had an entire beached tanker to use and they chose to put the command point on the bridge, where they can be spotted by any dumb frick with a pair of binos and have the least protection possible?

      Maybe this was an elaborate way of them committing suicide?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Binos
        Youre underestimating the distance. They'd probably need a decent telescope so they could be sure it wasn't civies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >that barge
      That's some Tony Hawk high score shit, with a perfect landing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this is relevant? or this barge isn't part of black fleet?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think so, it got washed out into the estuary when the Russians accidentally the dam.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, but obligatory "Sleep tight, little snipper" anyways.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          lil' snipper ain't sleeping

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        sleppo tet lil snibedy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sleb slip, montus retoncul slibiddedy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We all saw Russian tanks tossing their turrets but this is a whole different level.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >bombing a beached ship

      Warcrim.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What are these? Starts at 8 seconds, they're scooting in a straight line across the water. Big geese? Nessie? Bigfoot?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Those are called "waves", anon

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >waves are single white objects moving in a straight line away from shore
          Peddle your propaganda elsewhere, you can't cover up the truth

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Meat waves?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Those are kappa.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Large waterfowl, geese or most likely a pair of swans judging by their color. What you are seeing is their takeoff run. Freaked out by the explosion. They have mated and are paired very closely this time of year. t. Bird hunter.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >They have mated and are paired very closely this time of year
          D'awww cute

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Terrified waterfowl, nothing to worry about

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Look at him go! He never gets tired!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The swans are mated,
          And the barge is flipped.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Damn sultan really didn't like being kicked out of Skadovsk

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing to see here, it's just Roscosmos testing a new space launch system.

      Damn sultan really didn't like being kicked out of Skadovsk

      kek

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >mikhail my general!
      >yuo are VDV now
      >yu must choose cmd center
      >will you pik safe cozy bunker miles from front
      >or rusted beeched oil tanker rite next to hohol enemy
      >...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      SpaceX will now recover the fairing after a succesful launch.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shit, they really hit the part that matters if it really was some covert command post. They blew up right where the computers and radios are...

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't see how you would get from the land to the boat, but I'm glad they blew it up. was cool..

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    comfy

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sleep status?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      rip-eroni

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/1ZscTtE.png

        sleep status?

        >lemme set up my command post in the one visually notable landmark in many miles
        >no it doesn't have any defenses against shelling why do you ask?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/NcKkQNy.png

      rip-eroni

      There is no fricking way. There is just no way, dude. You're telling me that a fricking general shacked up in an abandoned barge like a fricking batman villain and got blown up? I can't I'm good faith belove this because that is just too crazy, dude.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I can't I'm good faith belove this
        Habeeb it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >You're telling me that a fricking general shacked up in an abandoned barge like a fricking batman villain

        I used to think this war was a tragedy. But now I realize it's a comedy.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          While it's a good trade for us, it's a tragedy for the civilians in Ukraine, and those forced to 'live' in russia.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's not a barge. A ship has fuel, quarters and power so not a bad location...for someone who imagined they were smart when they were stupid.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But then the question is why hit it at all; it's not lile ukraine has that many cruise missiles

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >have spare cruise missiles
          >and enemy general's position
          How moronic do you have to be to think that wouldn't be a good trade?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's what I was saying; they must have had a good reason to hit it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Probably saw Russians being sneaky in a ship. You would want to blast it if you saw that

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ironically, that still wouldn't be the most fricked up thing we've seen since the beginning of the "SMO".

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ...why not? It's a great place for a hidden command post. Until enemy sigint locates it.
        But why worry about what won't happen?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Until enemy sigint locates it.

          Screw SIGINT, the Ukies are gonna notice something is up the moment they fly a drone over it and notice people entering and leaving the ship.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Screw SIGINT
            >fly a drone over it
            ISR/ISTAR drones do not count as sigint?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      eternal slumber, brothers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/NcKkQNy.png

      rip-eroni

      >zigger shilling intensifies
      >humiliating news come immediately after
      Like clockwork

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's not a barge. Either bad translation or moronic. It's a small ship which is quite different. Barges are wide, flat and towed or pushed because they're unpowered.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Monitor status is NOT red.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sleep tight, intel-sama

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Zzzz...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >>Zzzz...

        https://i.imgur.com/1ZscTtE.png

        sleep status?

        >sleep status?

        Ass: In ass
        Intelligence: Zzzz

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/NcKkQNy.png

      rip-eroni

      Hey if the fricker really is dead then we need to get a Western agent in to comfort the widow

      https://i.imgur.com/GRwNMff.jpg

      [...]
      >Teplinsky's wife nudes threw off on ziggers positions.

      Make sure to get it all on video so the world can grieve with her.
      I volunteer.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Using a shipwreck as a military base in contested waters
    Russia has officially upgraded its military to Filipino-tier. Their women were already prostitutes so it tracks.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do we know anything about the ship itself? How long's it been grounded and where'd it come from?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      apparently it's from when the damn got blown up. Ship just floated down and smacked into the side of the river

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >How long's it been grounded
      Looking at sentinel hub the first available photo where the ship can be seen is from 2023/6/18

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Mikhail Teplinsky is a Russian colonel general born in Ukraine who has served as commander of the Russian Airborne Forces since June 2022

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      xaxaxaxa hohol piggies killed their own AGAIN*~~))

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >IS a russian colonel general
      not 'was', looks like he's safe, xoxols *~~*~~*~~)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kot is eternal.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If I see that fricking cat one more time...

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          Anonymous

          I have never seen the original…

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  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    BRIEF interlocutors say that, according to unconfirmed information, the Ministry of Defense is extremely concerned about the posts of a number of bloggers writing on military topics, about the losses of the Russian army and material and technical equipment. In this regard, the dilemma of how to deal with such bloggers is being discussed in the corridors of power, while the official military leadership advocates tough response options, including the initiation of cases for discrediting the Russian Armed Forces or even for spreading fake news.

    Civil administrators have not yet made a decision, BRIEF interlocutors continue. They clarify: the vast majority of military correspondents and so-called z-resources have, to one degree or another, integrated into the system after Yevgeny Prigozhin’s rebellion last year and are keeping within the limits of what is permitted. We are talking more about channels run by the military themselves; an example of a channel of this type was the blog “They Write to Us from Ioannina,” led by Andrei Morozov (Murz). After publishing on his blog assessments of the consequences and cost of taking Avdiivka, which directly contradicted information from the Ministry of Defense, Murz was criticized by pro-government bloggers, including on the Solovyov Live channel.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      After the broadcast, in which he was accused in absentia of betrayal and discrediting, Morozov committed suicide. In addition, public actions against those who support the SVO, but criticize the Ministry of Defense, can not only cause negativity in a certain environment, but also play into the hands of the enemy, notes one of our interlocutors, since this will show a split. Most likely , bloggers who are stillare not built into the system, they will offer options for soft integration in order to reduce the amount of unauthorized information on this flank to insignificant and not having any impact on the audience. After this, actions are already possible against those who will persist in speaking out against the Ministry of Defense: after all, after the arrest of the same Igor Strelkov, there were no public actions on the part of “angry patriots,” that is, support for discontent was purely virtual, our source adds.

      Voenkor status?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I love the contextuaization of facts as a purely idealogical concept with no basis in an objective reality. “We have imprisoned the people who disagreed and there was no revolution, we are therefore correct”

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Only objective reality is of materialism and class warfare, comrade.

          As a bilingual man, you just noticed one of those stereotypical things about marxist linguange. You read enough commie literature in my native language you start noticing it too. You see a decent amount of it in Chinese media too.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      After the broadcast, in which he was accused in absentia of betrayal and discrediting, Morozov committed suicide. In addition, public actions against those who support the SVO, but criticize the Ministry of Defense, can not only cause negativity in a certain environment, but also play into the hands of the enemy, notes one of our interlocutors, since this will show a split. Most likely , bloggers who are stillare not built into the system, they will offer options for soft integration in order to reduce the amount of unauthorized information on this flank to insignificant and not having any impact on the audience. After this, actions are already possible against those who will persist in speaking out against the Ministry of Defense: after all, after the arrest of the same Igor Strelkov, there were no public actions on the part of “angry patriots,” that is, support for discontent was purely virtual, our source adds.

      Voenkor status?

      Im sorry, can someone unwordy word this for my smooth brain

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Chatgpt can

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        merz was forced to neck himself after reporting on the huge losses to take adviidka

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks a bunch

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >instead of am attack during October they just kept piling Russian corpses
          wonder if this is going to be a massive break through or another long bloody stalemate

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I guess ukies wanted to wait until ground will freeze more while destrying zigger units but they caught on early that future aid from usa is uncertain so they missed their opportunity.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              doesn't help it was a really mild winter again so it wasn't really solid for any predictable amount of time

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >instead of am attack during October they just kept piling Russian corpses
              wonder if this is going to be a massive break through or another long bloody stalemate

              Nothing to do with aid or winter or whatever. In october last year the Russians went on their own offensive remember? That was to keep the Ukrainians from attacking. They're still beating their heads against the wall today.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >"Raisins incident"
          From context I've deduced they're talking about the Northern Counteroffensive, can someone redpill me as to where the frick this moronic zigger newspeak came from?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Raisins incident
            Maybe a comment on having shrunken balls or something.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Basically, the Russian High Command did not like the fact that honest reporting from the front was making them look like incompetent buffoons, so they are now considering gulaging anyone who does not say that they have killed a bajillion Boris Johnsons and will have conquered Ukraine in two weeks.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >"Don't chat - milbloggers are everywhere”"
          Russian milbloggers satirizing the defense ministry's instinct to clamp down on criticism. Curious how in every group of humans, even anti-democratic ones, the issue of freedom of speech naturally arises at some point.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Speaking your mind is perhaps the most universal human right.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >We won't have losses as long as no one talks about it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the official military leadership advocates tough response options,
      I guess when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail
      And when you're a fricking moron, all you have is a hammer

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    13? I don't recall the guy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bump

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      iirc, he was a big pringles/wagner shill.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ughhhh
    DVD bros
    The disc has skipped

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >grimy creatures
      Wow they're not calling them homosexuals, that's new.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I will laugh for 20 days and 20 nights if this is confined, jesus please make it happen

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >chechens reappear after like 2 years
      >surrender and get the general of the VDV merked in his oil tanker base
      christ almighty I hope this is true

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >surrender
        bro, they just snitched on them from comfort of Chechnya

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She's gonna need more meat rolls.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          sir please stop fattening my beautiful wife

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      God, the Kadyrovites are such a bunch of pansies.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There were photos of a dead chechen in one o the golf cart assaults. ACK-mat sila patch and all

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pls be real, i will fricking die laughing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Budanov posting makes me smile. He is maybe not as memeable as prigozhin was, but sometimes his face just hits my funny bone.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >wake up
    >make coffee
    >enjoy it as I read about the new Russian asset that got blown up
    Life is good.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    good evening, taras

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Leek status: Spinned

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shoigu, Teplinsky and Gerasimov gathered for fishing trip...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Shoigu, Teplinsky and Gerasimov
      Imagine the COPE.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'd be here for it. they'd have to be even dumber than they have yet showed themselves to be, though.
        I'd make 20 different ACK images of them and spam them in all the cope threads.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Who in their right mind would use a beached ship on some sandbank that you cant even reach easily by vehicle, and certainly not without without being seen, as a command post?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        a military which only has M1 Eyeball recon technology

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Don't think, just repost)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        potentially they just had work vehicles go back and forth but that still doesn't really make sense when just moving around a lot would accomplish the same thing more securely

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just quick travel there. The enemy will never suspect that you use a beached rustbucket as your command post

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Drop a bed and then F3 anytime you need to go somewhere.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They probably were hoping that is it was so fricking moronic that no one would even bother checking, but forgot that they are Russian and so do the most moronic fricking thing on a daily basis.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Damnit. I miss the tapestry bantz thread and I'm not afraid to admit it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >that you cant even reach easily by vehicle
        oh yeah? nothing easier *~~*~~))

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The problem is that it is disconnected from the mainland by a 5 - 10m wide ditch filled with water.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >alloy wheels

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Perhaps they were wondering why'd you'd run a boat aground and then drop a bomb on it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Russia just got Waterworld on bluest of rays. Film is of big hit, please understand

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Could be an ego/moron thing.
        >da I am general, general must have cool secret base for secret meetings

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >that skit where they accidentally sail to Finland and are amazed how everything is not run down and filthy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The cow on the plane was funny.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    2 falseflag threads just got posted so i assume that pretty much confirms this to be true.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    First Guards Tanker Army

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that was a transport ship carrying ukrainian pows and donbas children

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Smooker status?

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's a Russian prom boat, this is a war crime

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I guess this is the reason for all this spamming and trolling today.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This dumb arguement always makes me angry. Do you really believe some random PrepHole shitposters have early access to some information that's not on the social media yet and start preemptetive spamming?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        russia pays a army of shitposters for all kinds social media and these just get an order to make noise, they don't need to know anything

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, because those dumb PrepHole posters are paid too by the troll farms, who will naturally be the first to get the bad news because they need to know what it is they're suppose to be countering.

        Their inability to not run night shifts doesn't help, as they all come and go at the same time each day, apart from the weekends where it's just the freelancers.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I will be missing moments like this where war
    will ended, so much fun shitposting, shiet is ridicules

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The hilarious part is that the location was given by surrendering chechens.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    : )

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Never forget ГT:T

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >someone's already updated teplisnky's wiki page
    Which one of you gays was it lmao

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >here's your new headquarters, Ivan

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fix it up, add a level floor extension, and this would be a lit restaurant & club.
      All the staff would wear sailor suits or captain's caps.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There's actually a derelict ship for called the PS Ryde that used to be a bar and nightclub, unfortunately business dried up and it was left beached to rust pending restoration. Raising the money (I donated a few hundred dollars in 2016) took so long though that by the time work was actually able to start in 2019, they found the ship had corroded beyond repair and the project was scrapped.

        It's still sitting out there in the mud, slowly falling apart.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          🙁

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          So you payed a couple hundred bucks for some degenerate to do drugs and your payoff was watching a beached ship rust?

          Thumbs up, my lad.
          As a side note, there's this really cheap bridge that hankers for a new owner.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >payed
            it's paid

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Actually they forwarded the funds to another ship, the Medway Queen, after the restoration was abandoned, so not all was lost.

            https://i.imgur.com/egZs9f9.jpg

            There's another called TSS Duke of lancaster that I go past on the train on the souther side of the river (opposite of liverpool) every time I head to Holyhead on the train to see retired family.
            It's getting restored, but was used for similar purposes until recently.

            Nice, any idea what it's going to be used for now?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          There's another called TSS Duke of lancaster that I go past on the train on the souther side of the river (opposite of liverpool) every time I head to Holyhead on the train to see retired family.
          It's getting restored, but was used for similar purposes until recently.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Why is it surrounded by concrete?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It was just a 1950's steamer, they beached and used it as a hotel/restaurant/casino and then later wedding venues and concerts. It's not some historically relevant ship, someone just saw a use for it, even though the outside looks like shit the inside is still in great condition.
              Now it'll be refurbished into some other venue, kinda in limbo, but hopefully something fun.
              You can't access it without specifically talking to the owner since its now fenced off while they do work and fight the council over restoration legal shit, but you used to be able to just visit it whenever.

              https://i.imgur.com/N30AdbV.jpg

              Actually they forwarded the funds to another ship, the Medway Queen, after the restoration was abandoned, so not all was lost.

              [...]

              Nice, any idea what it's going to be used for now?

              It'll be used for whatever the owner decides to sell it for I imagine.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Why is it surrounded by concrete?

              Make a basin, fill it with fresh water, ship rusts slowly. If you are landlubber, you have no idea how fast steel rusts when exposed to salt water. The difference between the brackish, almost fresh water of the inner stockholm archipelago and the salt water of the gothenburg west coast is enormous when it comes to rust acceleration. There are 100+ year old inshore ships still running because they do not rust that fast and there is no wave action to bend them.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Make a basin, fill it with fresh water, ship rusts slowly. If you are landlubber, you have no idea how fast steel rusts when exposed to salt water.

                I mean, the RMS Queen Mary is probably the largest museum ship afloat and it sits in saltwater.

                Also sacrificial anodes exist

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          There was one in Glasgow in the 90s called Tuxedo Princess. IIRC it moved to Newcastle later
          Absolutely gopping

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          HMS Ryde

          >In 1939, at the outbreak of the Second World War, PS Ryde and PS Sandown were both requisitioned by the Royal Navy. She was renamed HMS Ryde, and initially both were used as Minesweepers in the Thames Estuary and Dover Straits. She was converted to an anti-aircraft vessel in 1942. In May 1944 she travelled to Portsmouth, from where she sailed to the Normandy coast to take part in Operation Neptune on D-Day, where she protected the Mulberry Harbours at Omaha beach. At one stage during the landings, she was hit in her engine room by a shell, but it did not explode. In spite of being instructed to beach the ship, if she ran out of coal, Ryde's commander, Lt. Commander Beamer, was able to return her safely to Portsmouth. After D-Day, HMS Ryde was anchored off Bembridge to help to protect Portsmouth Harbour from V-1 flying bombs.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Ukies fricking nuked Skadovsk
      I hope Beard made it out it time

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Literally unsinkable. Checkmate hohols.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >BREAKING The Russian Colonel General Teplinsky is a cuckold

    >We managed to hack the Instagram of his wife, Natalya Teplinskaya. We expected to see a lot of interesting things there and our expectations were more than justified. To begin with, we are publishing a fragment of her correspondence with Lieutenant Colonel Dmitry Teplinsky - this is the brother of the Airborne Forces commander, a typical staff rat.

    >While General Teplinsky “heroically” surrendered Kherson, laid down the airborne divisions and waged a behind-the-scenes struggle for power with the Chief of the General Staff V. Gerasimov, his wife and brother, let’s say, became very close. Flirting, sharing half-naked photos and something else that we will leave behind the scenes for now. Apparently, this relationship has been going on for many years, so it is not a fact that the general is raising his children."

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    test

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He looks dead to me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      is zleeping, eternal snooze

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like ketchup, they should have at least torn the clothes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like his throat got slit, probably by goatfrickers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      fake: 13th is ded
      truth: 13th is eepy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry who dis?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Allegedly 13th, but could be a manipulated photo kinda too early to tell.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          wat

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          So wait, he and Teplinsky were supposedly on that ship and died, or was it just general Cuck? Because that photo looks like he just got a nasty nosebleed and fell down, otherwise completely untouched.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          antonio banderas?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Allegedly 13th

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lol, stick that on the "Talk" page on wikipedia for proof of his death.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Real?

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Evolving

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        k e k

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >KAVKAZ
    but seriously, will russians just look submissively at their feet again after one of their own gets cut by chechen bvlls?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yes, this is why russians will never truly respect ukrainians. because they give pows hot tea instead of cutting off russian heads. this is a weakness in russian mind.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Xoxol lies.
        They make you get into a bathtub with satan.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          and satan washes you back in a bath with scented oil, bubbles and uses no sting shampoo
          truly hell on earth for a alpha chad russian who considers taking a bath blasphemy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone knows that the ukies force pows to do inhumane work beyond a ziggers comprehension

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >work beyond a ziggers comprehension
          Goddamn lol, the visible confusion on his face.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Pallets that aren't being used to create more meat cubes
          I see why he's confused

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It's embarrassing you don't know English, shitskin.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The cia killed Kate Middleton. The associated press said the only image of her in months was computer generated. There is not one single picture of her in months

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Good to know.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He was killed by Vobla.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shoulda brought a lead-lined container instead of sitting next to the Brain Scorcher long enough to think coiling it around his balls was a good idea.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But the scientists told me Elon Musk's neuralink would be 100% protection from The Brain Fricker.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Mhmm. How's that Gauss Rifle you got for a song in Dark Valley, anon? Still "awaiting delivery"?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Frick you, frick that fricker and FRICK the entire city of Pripyat with it's gauss snipers in the commie blocks.
            I hope the mobiks that dug trenches in the Red Forest breathed in nice and deep. Frick them too.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sleep tight, little snipper!

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Devilish

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who is Teplinsky? That's a new name for me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      seems like he is some kind of VDV commander. i guess you and me are the only two non ukrainian or russians in this thread because i had no fricking clue this person existed but everyone else ITT is acting like they knew him personally.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't keep up with daily update or Telegram posters, but yeah I've never heard that name before today.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Your situational awareness qualifies you as worthy of command-level staff in the russian airborne*

        *landborne acting as meat armor for rust buckets

        He's the dude that's been running the VDV (into the fricking dirt) since mid 2022

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          wtf was the plan here?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Teplinsky says
            >GO
            You go.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            get Banane

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Anything to paint the map red

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I never have the slightest fricking idea what these Russian one vehicle "assaults" are supposed to be doing.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Congratulations, you are qualified to be a general in the federal army.

            The story goes that since logistics is a four letter word and any large concentration of troops will say a hearty ''Hi'' to Mars, the best bet is to feed troops piece-meal into the grinder until the nazi israelites run out of munitions.

            >10 guys go, 1 makes it
            >10 guys go, 1 makes it
            Now you got two guys
            Repeat until 10 make it, they go.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It is a highly advanced form of reconnaissance-in-force, recon by meat.
            You HATO simpletons wouldn't understand.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          isn't him dying a positive for russia then?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i only knew of him by the leaked pics of his hot wife that were posted here a few months ago

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Can you post the pics? It's what he would have wanted.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          seconding

          Can you post the pics? It's what he would have wanted.

          >t. anateur wife pic coomer

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Your amateur wife pic coomer skills are as lacking as your comprehension of search engines.
            The Ukies dropped leaflets with Mike's wife full nude on the mobiks.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >The Ukies dropped leaflets with Mike's wife full nude on the mobiks.
              >Drop nude pictures over trenches filled with closet homo's
              Man, i bet the company twink had a rough few days after those landed

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Your amateur wife pic coomer skills are as lacking as your comprehension of search engines.
                The Ukies dropped leaflets with Mike's wife full nude on the mobiks.

                seconding [...]
                >t. anateur wife pic coomer

                ibb co P44ghWj

                [...]

                NSFW obviously, hard to fap to because it's just an uncensored version of

                https://i.imgur.com/GRwNMff.jpg

                [...]
                >Teplinsky's wife nudes threw off on ziggers positions.

                complete with mud or shit drizzled across it.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Your amateur wife pic coomer skills are as lacking as your comprehension of search engines.
              Mine too, I can't find it on google or yandex.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >everyone else ITT is acting like they knew him personally
        Me neither but seems to have been a VDV general who got put in charge of Dnieper forces.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"ahhh safe and sound on this pretty cool boat
    >"can't wait to see my wife again and tell her about it"
    >"hmmm what's tha-ACK"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I know about pewdiepie and bridge
      what about pewdiepie and a boat?

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The front fell off?

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >xaxaxaxaxa, instead of killing Zelensky we lost Teplinsky!
    Who's directing that? Rian Johnson?

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ive been under a rock for the past week. WTF is going on here? The boat, the wife pics, 13th(?), chechens.. what the frick, could someone QRD for a poor anon strapped for time?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ship went boom, tossed turret. A general might have been on board. His wife (widow?) is hot. Theories abound. Many questions remain.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why on earth was he on an abandoned ship in the middle of fricking nowhere that close to the frontlines? Im so confused anon

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He was a VDV commander. He wanted to be close to the drop zone.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Boat was supposedly command center of some DVD big shot
      After the boat got eternal flighted, russian telegrams started talking about how the DVD big shot died in the strike and 13th, a russian milblogger, also happened to be there at the time.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick does the VDV keep getting itself btfo'd every year? There has to be some sort of restructure or new strategy ffs.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It is composed of 76% femboys.

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOO THEY BLEW UP SKADOVSK
    where will i sell my artifacts now?

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    push it back into the water
    if not, next thing you know it will evolve into a lha

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