You need to learn to shit in the shower. Reduces your risk of this happening by 50% as you spend half the amount of time doing those things by combining them.
based shitminder, just stomp it down the drain with your heel
tell her when you were little and taking a shower, your childhood home was robbed and a family member was shot so you can't shower without a gun now due to trauma
as a bonus any proper thots pussy will get extra wet from a good childhood sob story
>tfw I cleared my house once in the middle of a shit and left chocolate stains on my underwear because I didn’t have time to wipe and it was just my cat
>Not building your house with an open concept bathroom with the toilet at the end of a long hallway leading to the entrance, behind a pintle-mounted unregistered M-60 so you can mow down intruders from your porcelain throne >Even showering in the first place
I set the home alarm if I'm showering and no one else is around. My wife always does the same and also if she is working out in the basement since there is only one way out. I only keep a gun in the bedroom so this is our crutch. I can't imagine anyone would stick around after the extremely loud sirens go off. 2 inside and 3 outside (the cameras) make an awful lot of noise.
You need to learn to shit in the shower. Reduces your risk of this happening by 50% as you spend half the amount of time doing those things by combining them.
>he doesn't keep a handgun stored in the medicine cabinet
ngmi
Stop showering and shitting.
save time by shitting in the shower
based shitminder, just stomp it down the drain with your heel
I don't have both a shower gun AND a shitter gun, so it's 50/50 on surviving
>not having a shower gun
RIP
How do I explain that to a girl I met on tinder
Show her the OP
By dumping her on the street and not looking for b***hes on tinder lmao the fricks wrong with you
tell her when you were little and taking a shower, your childhood home was robbed and a family member was shot so you can't shower without a gun now due to trauma
as a bonus any proper thots pussy will get extra wet from a good childhood sob story
Tell her you're a cop, like every other guy that fricks strange women and dont follow up.
https://concealednation.org/2019/07/man-breaks-into-house-while-homeowner-taking-shower-close-by-shower-gun-comes-in-handy/
>tfw I cleared my house once in the middle of a shit and left chocolate stains on my underwear because I didn’t have time to wipe and it was just my cat
>Not building your house with an open concept bathroom with the toilet at the end of a long hallway leading to the entrance, behind a pintle-mounted unregistered M-60 so you can mow down intruders from your porcelain throne
>Even showering in the first place
Do normalgays really...?
Shit bullets.
return to monke
throw your shit at them
What if your dog starts sniffing your ass while you're doing yoga?
if you own a non-working dog you let in the house should have a nice day for being a fricking Black person
Why would you do yoga inside? Are you poor?
oh sorry Black person
I meant "house" in the more esoteric meaning of "people places" which includes your yard and any other non-kennel areas
how would you do yoga outside tho? do you want to be raped? it's too risky, never do anything in public
Don't you people have back yards?
who is "you" people?
You know, the urban audience.
calm down ahmed
Be like me
I can see your toes.
Nice pubes
i dont know if those hair are pubes or leg hair but either way i didnt need to see that
I made a twatter account where I only posted pics of my guns while taking a shit. Sadly, it got wiped.
Just remember, Carlos: Karma has a long memory and all of time to find you. You cannot hide forever.
I keep telling Twitter support this. One day, they're going to make a mistake,and I'll be back on shitposting again.
You shaved off your benis? Kind'a extreme if you asked me, tbh.
>asian
Yes, we can tell you’re asian. I bet you’re just finding out that asian pubic hair is different than caucasian pubic hair.
NTA, but how so?
they tend to have hair similar to the 1st and 2nd group here. caucasian are usually in group 3 and black are you know.
that is not asian pubic hair
t. asian enjoyer
Would you at least wipe first, or frick it and pull your pants up and smear shit everywhere
>he doesn't have a designated shitting gun
>he doesn't open carry indoors
Remeber your ABCs
Always
Be
Carrying
I set the home alarm if I'm showering and no one else is around. My wife always does the same and also if she is working out in the basement since there is only one way out. I only keep a gun in the bedroom so this is our crutch. I can't imagine anyone would stick around after the extremely loud sirens go off. 2 inside and 3 outside (the cameras) make an awful lot of noise.
>What if someone breaks into your house while you’re showering or shitting
Lmao, this fool doesn't even have a shower shottie. NGMI
>Not keeping a gun in a ziptie baggie in the toilet cistern
NGMI
Throw poo
>install garbage disposal at the shower drain
>shit and shower at the same time
>odds of being caught slipping cut in half
You need to learn to shit in the shower. Reduces your risk of this happening by 50% as you spend half the amount of time doing those things by combining them.
i've thought about this and that is why i neither shower nor shit inside my own house. it's too risky and i refuse to take the risk
> mfw when I'm using the only toilet in the house that doesn't have a glock 23 in a ziplock bag stashed in the top tank when the burglars break in
>not just reverting to a chimp-like state of combat and throwing feces in their eyes
ngmi when the ammo runs out
>Not holding it in your hand
I thought everyone does this.
Buy a fricking gun.
Not a problem.
>she doesn't have shower gun
not my fault you got caught lacking
"Have you ever been shot by a man with no pants?"
Implying any dumbass Black person could break into my house. Nah bro, my walls are too high and my windows too tough.