What if someone breaks into your house while youre showering or shitting

What if someone breaks into your house while you’re showering or shitting

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't keep a handgun stored in the medicine cabinet
    ngmi

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Stop showering and shitting.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      save time by shitting in the shower

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You need to learn to shit in the shower. Reduces your risk of this happening by 50% as you spend half the amount of time doing those things by combining them.

        based shitminder, just stomp it down the drain with your heel

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have both a shower gun AND a shitter gun, so it's 50/50 on surviving

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >not having a shower gun
    RIP

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How do I explain that to a girl I met on tinder

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Show her the OP

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        By dumping her on the street and not looking for b***hes on tinder lmao the fricks wrong with you

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        tell her when you were little and taking a shower, your childhood home was robbed and a family member was shot so you can't shower without a gun now due to trauma
        as a bonus any proper thots pussy will get extra wet from a good childhood sob story

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Tell her you're a cop, like every other guy that fricks strange women and dont follow up.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://concealednation.org/2019/07/man-breaks-into-house-while-homeowner-taking-shower-close-by-shower-gun-comes-in-handy/

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw I cleared my house once in the middle of a shit and left chocolate stains on my underwear because I didn’t have time to wipe and it was just my cat

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Not building your house with an open concept bathroom with the toilet at the end of a long hallway leading to the entrance, behind a pintle-mounted unregistered M-60 so you can mow down intruders from your porcelain throne
    >Even showering in the first place

    Do normalgays really...?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shit bullets.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    return to monke
    throw your shit at them

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What if your dog starts sniffing your ass while you're doing yoga?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      if you own a non-working dog you let in the house should have a nice day for being a fricking Black person

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you do yoga inside? Are you poor?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          oh sorry Black person
          I meant "house" in the more esoteric meaning of "people places" which includes your yard and any other non-kennel areas

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          how would you do yoga outside tho? do you want to be raped? it's too risky, never do anything in public

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Don't you people have back yards?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              who is "you" people?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You know, the urban audience.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        calm down ahmed

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Be like me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I can see your toes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nice pubes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i dont know if those hair are pubes or leg hair but either way i didnt need to see that

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I made a twatter account where I only posted pics of my guns while taking a shit. Sadly, it got wiped.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Just remember, Carlos: Karma has a long memory and all of time to find you. You cannot hide forever.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I keep telling Twitter support this. One day, they're going to make a mistake,and I'll be back on shitposting again.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You shaved off your benis? Kind'a extreme if you asked me, tbh.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >asian
      Yes, we can tell you’re asian. I bet you’re just finding out that asian pubic hair is different than caucasian pubic hair.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        NTA, but how so?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          they tend to have hair similar to the 1st and 2nd group here. caucasian are usually in group 3 and black are you know.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        that is not asian pubic hair
        t. asian enjoyer

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Would you at least wipe first, or frick it and pull your pants up and smear shit everywhere

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't have a designated shitting gun

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't open carry indoors

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Remeber your ABCs
    Always
    Be
    Carrying

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I set the home alarm if I'm showering and no one else is around. My wife always does the same and also if she is working out in the basement since there is only one way out. I only keep a gun in the bedroom so this is our crutch. I can't imagine anyone would stick around after the extremely loud sirens go off. 2 inside and 3 outside (the cameras) make an awful lot of noise.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >What if someone breaks into your house while you’re showering or shitting

    Lmao, this fool doesn't even have a shower shottie. NGMI

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Not keeping a gun in a ziptie baggie in the toilet cistern
    NGMI

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Throw poo

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >install garbage disposal at the shower drain
    >shit and shower at the same time
    >odds of being caught slipping cut in half

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You need to learn to shit in the shower. Reduces your risk of this happening by 50% as you spend half the amount of time doing those things by combining them.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i've thought about this and that is why i neither shower nor shit inside my own house. it's too risky and i refuse to take the risk

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    > mfw when I'm using the only toilet in the house that doesn't have a glock 23 in a ziplock bag stashed in the top tank when the burglars break in

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >not just reverting to a chimp-like state of combat and throwing feces in their eyes

      ngmi when the ammo runs out

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Not holding it in your hand

      I thought everyone does this.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Buy a fricking gun.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not a problem.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >she doesn't have shower gun
    not my fault you got caught lacking

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    "Have you ever been shot by a man with no pants?"

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Implying any dumbass Black person could break into my house. Nah bro, my walls are too high and my windows too tough.

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