Little fucker was on the kitchen table, hiding behind jars and stuff, when I moved them aside he jumped at my face, I dodged and followed him with my swing hitting him the same time he landed. I only realised afterwards when I had to spend half an hour scrubbing rat guts of the counters.
Little fucker was on the kitchen table, hiding behind jars and stuff, when I moved them aside he jumped at my face, I dodged and followed him with my swing hitting him the same time he landed. I only realised afterwards when I had to spend half an hour scrubbing rat guts of the counters.
The real question here is: Why the fuck do you keep a rubber mallet handy in your kitchen??? kek
>Welcome to PrepHole how tough are ya?
After I cut my finger last summer in a nasty DIY accident I got four stitches without anesthesia.
When I got circumsized for phimosis as a late teen I removed the stitches by myself after a few weeks - they itched like a motherfucker and removing them was sheer pleasure even if it hurt a bit
>Welcome to PrepHole how tough are ya?
Each moring when drinking my coffee I browse /chug/ without answering a single post or popping a vein in my brain.
57518682
I'm a STEMfag and this one time I gave this schizo on a anon forum my reading materials on building homemade firearms and helped him with my engineering knowledge along the way as he made his project. After he finished a very crude .22 LR blowback pistol (which took him months to make) he asked me how to go on about acquiring ammo (we both live in a nogunz country) and I pretty much said "idk lol, figure it out yourself". The guy was very very pissed bc he couldn't figure it out how to either make it or where to get it, so in the end he was stuck with a very very illegal paperweight, which his mom was getting suHispanicious of, and proceeded to have an autistic meltdown for weeks calling me every name that he could for a few weeks on said forum.
I once broke my ankle fighting a blackbelt judoka from Japan. That being said, it was only grip fighting, and and the mats were uneven. Bone popped out of the socket, and was in an L shape. Popped it back into place before friends took me to the ER.
My friends told me I'd look good as a girl once
Also the albanian chick at my work called me a good boy and I think about that sometimes
I will be spending 2k on a miroku .357 levergat.
Went to zero my 5.56 rifle, the target looked like I blamed it repeatedly with 12 ga from a sawn off with a fucked crown. My scope is still slightly off despite wasting 120 rounds. At least they all hit the target, I mean they better at 25 yards
I'll have you know I saw spurious slavic propaganda and only cried for 15 minutes
I let the barber cut my hair and only cried once.
i let the hairdresser massage my scalp and only cummed once
I don't own any guns
I masturbated 16 times today, without any lotion
People use lotion?
circumcised ones yes
that's straight up a lie i got circumcised later in life and everything still as fine as before
Circumcised and have never used lotion. Although I did spit on it once to try it out. Didn't make a difference.
I'm cut and I don't use lube to masturbate
i fired a .22 once
I dropped a loaded mag on my foot and jumped around holding it for only a minute while yelling YOWWWW
I killed a rat in my kitchen with a rubber mallet.
did you realize you'd fucked up mid swing, or was it only after seeing the aftermath
Little fucker was on the kitchen table, hiding behind jars and stuff, when I moved them aside he jumped at my face, I dodged and followed him with my swing hitting him the same time he landed. I only realised afterwards when I had to spend half an hour scrubbing rat guts of the counters.
I don't like killing animals, but 100% would do this even with the aftermath
Dunno what would be more effective though.
The real question here is: Why the fuck do you keep a rubber mallet handy in your kitchen??? kek
Brutal
>t.
I fired my 870 one handed and my wrist hurt for only ONE day
I convinced a muslim to abandon his faith and convert to christianity. He was beheaded in saudi arabia. I miss him.
Just shoot Chitwood in the head. He stops being a problem. They have to find a new guy to be the new problem.
you forgot the minecraft part
No I didn't
I regularly beat up teenagers
I once exploded a snake so good we pulled part of him out of a tree.
one time instead of squishing a cockroach I boiled it alive
tell me you didn't waste good cockroach-water
I masturbate to furry porn and own a dozen firearms.
I hate fucked a sasquatch.
It's ok. We all fuck a Polish girl once in our life.
I spent the last 8 years as a pencil pushing pog in a logistics unit
I have made daily Ukraine threads since 19 February 2022.
I shot a 17hmr and only cried from the shoulder pain for 13 minutes.
I didnt cry
When Old Yeller died
I don't wear green and instead, celebrate my British heritage on St. Paddy's Day.
I ate furry pussy and didn't complain ONCE about all the hair in my mouth.
I managed to hold a conversation with the gun store employees for five whole minutes without sperging.
He gave you time to talk back? Like an actual conversation between two people?
>Welcome to PrepHole how tough are ya?
After I cut my finger last summer in a nasty DIY accident I got four stitches without anesthesia.
When I got circumsized for phimosis as a late teen I removed the stitches by myself after a few weeks - they itched like a motherfucker and removing them was sheer pleasure even if it hurt a bit
I haven't jerk off for two years
>Welcome to PrepHole how tough are ya?
Each moring when drinking my coffee I browse /chug/ without answering a single post or popping a vein in my brain.
I gargle the mouthwash the full 2 minutes.
I win.
57518682
I'm a STEMfag and this one time I gave this schizo on a anon forum my reading materials on building homemade firearms and helped him with my engineering knowledge along the way as he made his project. After he finished a very crude .22 LR blowback pistol (which took him months to make) he asked me how to go on about acquiring ammo (we both live in a nogunz country) and I pretty much said "idk lol, figure it out yourself". The guy was very very pissed bc he couldn't figure it out how to either make it or where to get it, so in the end he was stuck with a very very illegal paperweight, which his mom was getting suHispanicious of, and proceeded to have an autistic meltdown for weeks calling me every name that he could for a few weeks on said forum.
I'll have you know I pinched the web of my thumb and forefinger in my slide last week while doing dry fire drills and I only cried for 20 minutes
I once broke my ankle fighting a blackbelt judoka from Japan. That being said, it was only grip fighting, and and the mats were uneven. Bone popped out of the socket, and was in an L shape. Popped it back into place before friends took me to the ER.
I only needed 3 ice cream after my shots
I open carry... in New Jersey
My friends told me I'd look good as a girl once
Also the albanian chick at my work called me a good boy and I think about that sometimes
I will be spending 2k on a miroku .357 levergat.
To an hero with?
that would be suboptimal
It's not your friend's fault you look submissive and breedable.
I draw from my holster and magdump in front of the range jannies every week when I go shooting and haven’t gotten banned yet.
I haven't shot a gun since january
I got free brass from my local pawn shop for being an autist today.
Went to zero my 5.56 rifle, the target looked like I blamed it repeatedly with 12 ga from a sawn off with a fucked crown. My scope is still slightly off despite wasting 120 rounds. At least they all hit the target, I mean they better at 25 yards
I fell out of a tree and broke my Caller bone.
The plot twist I Landed on my head.
I post survival stuff on telegram
T.me/GuerrillaClub
I cut myself shaving and I almost didn't cry.