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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'll have you know I saw spurious slavic propaganda and only cried for 15 minutes

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I let the barber cut my hair and only cried once.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i let the hairdresser massage my scalp and only cummed once

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't own any guns

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I jerk offd 16 times today, without any lotion

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      People use lotion?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        circumcised ones yes

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          that's straight up a lie i got circumcised later in life and everything still as fine as before

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Circumcised and have never used lotion. Although I did spit on it once to try it out. Didn't make a difference.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm cut and I don't use lube to jerk off

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i fired a .22 once

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I dropped a loaded mag on my foot and jumped around holding it for only a minute while yelling YOWWWW

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I killed a rat in my kitchen with a rubber mallet.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      did you realize you'd fricked up mid swing, or was it only after seeing the aftermath

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Little fricker was on the kitchen table, hiding behind jars and stuff, when I moved them aside he jumped at my face, I dodged and followed him with my swing hitting him the same time he landed. I only realised afterwards when I had to spend half an hour scrubbing rat guts of the counters.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I don't like killing animals, but 100% would do this even with the aftermath
          Dunno what would be more effective though.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Little fricker was on the kitchen table, hiding behind jars and stuff, when I moved them aside he jumped at my face, I dodged and followed him with my swing hitting him the same time he landed. I only realised afterwards when I had to spend half an hour scrubbing rat guts of the counters.

      The real question here is: Why the frick do you keep a rubber mallet handy in your kitchen??? kek

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Brutal

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >t.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I fired my 870 one handed and my wrist hurt for only ONE day

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I convinced a muslim to abandon his faith and convert to christianity. He was beheaded in saudi arabia. I miss him.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just shoot Chitwood in the head. He stops being a problem. They have to find a new guy to be the new problem.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you forgot the minecraft part

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No I didn't

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I regularly beat up teenagers

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I once exploded a snake so good we pulled part of him out of a tree.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    one time instead of squishing a wienerroach I boiled it alive

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      tell me you didn't waste good wienerroach-water

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I jerk off to furry porn and own a dozen firearms.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hate fricked a sasquatch.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's ok. We all frick a Polish girl once in our life.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I spent the last 8 years as a pencil pushing pog in a logistics unit

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have made daily Ukraine threads since 19 February 2022.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I shot a 17hmr and only cried from the shoulder pain for 13 minutes.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I didnt cry
    When Old Yeller died

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't wear green and instead, celebrate my British heritage on St. Paddy's Day.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I ate furry pussy and didn't complain ONCE about all the hair in my mouth.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I managed to hold a conversation with the gun store employees for five whole minutes without sperging.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He gave you time to talk back? Like an actual conversation between two people?

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Welcome to /k/ how tough are ya?
    After I cut my finger last summer in a nasty DIY accident I got four stitches without anesthesia.
    When I got circumsized for phimosis as a late teen I removed the stitches by myself after a few weeks - they itched like a motherfricker and removing them was sheer pleasure even if it hurt a bit

  24. 1 year ago
    A retired china soldier

    I haven't jerk off for two years

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Welcome to /k/ how tough are ya?
    Each moring when drinking my coffee I browse /chug/ without answering a single post or popping a vein in my brain.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I gargle the mouthwash the full 2 minutes.
    I win.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    57518682
    I'm a STEMgay and this one time I gave this schizo on a anon forum my reading materials on building homemade firearms and helped him with my engineering knowledge along the way as he made his project. After he finished a very crude .22 LR blowback pistol (which took him months to make) he asked me how to go on about acquiring ammo (we both live in a nogunz country) and I pretty much said "idk lol, figure it out yourself". The guy was very very pissed bc he couldn't figure it out how to either make it or where to get it, so in the end he was stuck with a very very illegal paperweight, which his mom was getting suspicious of, and proceeded to have an autistic meltdown for weeks calling me every name that he could for a few weeks on said forum.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'll have you know I pinched the web of my thumb and forefinger in my slide last week while doing dry fire drills and I only cried for 20 minutes

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I once broke my ankle fighting a blackbelt judoka from Japan. That being said, it was only grip fighting, and and the mats were uneven. Bone popped out of the socket, and was in an L shape. Popped it back into place before friends took me to the ER.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I only needed 3 ice cream after my shots

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I open carry... in New Jersey

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My friends told me I'd look good as a girl once
    Also the albanian chick at my work called me a good boy and I think about that sometimes
    I will be spending 2k on a miroku .357 levergat.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      To an hero with?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        that would be suboptimal

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's not your friend's fault you look submissive and breedable.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I draw from my holster and magdump in front of the range jannies every week when I go shooting and haven’t gotten banned yet.

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't shot a gun since january

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I got free brass from my local pawn shop for being an autist today.

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Went to zero my 5.56 rifle, the target looked like I blamed it repeatedly with 12 ga from a sawn off with a fricked crown. My scope is still slightly off despite wasting 120 rounds. At least they all hit the target, I mean they better at 25 yards

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I fell out of a tree and broke my Caller bone.
    The plot twist I Landed on my head.

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I post survival stuff on telegram

    T.me/GuerrillaClub

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I cut myself shaving and I almost didn't cry.

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