No, eye contact just means you're on each others radar. Hunching forward with unblinking eye contact, widening eyes and a threatening posture would be obvious aggression on anon's part and that could start a fight, but maybe it'd be worth it to see anon get his 15 minutes of fame as "the lunatic that stabbed a dog and was immediately killed by a responsible CPL holder."
Sustained eye contact is perceived as a threat. Maybe glance in its direction so it recognizes it's not going to get the jump on you but the best approach to a dog looking at you like that is to ignore and keep moving
This. Dogs who are innately territorial or dominated will challenge you for starring at them (or feel challenged). Dogs with a more docile character will look the other way and try to avoide a conflict. It depends on the dog.
As other anons said, it's not fear, it's aggression. It's just like some dude at the bar or on the street. If someone or something is staring you down, it's a sign of aggression and you get ready to fight. You can diffuse that by any number of behaviors, including talking, blinking, not "squaring up", rounding your shoulders, etc...
Conversely, if you stare, unblinking, square up and advance on the animal, it'll get nervous and react depending on its temperament. (attack, retreat ,bark its stupid head off, etc...)
Proof that you are a sub human and that it is right for Israel to be your master and for the world to use your homelands as an ongoing and never ending weapons test facility
Make sure my herd of ho's are safe until I can judge its disposition, then compliment the owner of such a handsome beast. Also inquire if it hates darkies
Smile and pet the dog if he approaches. Certain breeds of dog are highly likely to have an owner that properly trains them. That dog has an owner.
Now it I see a stray pitbull. . . pistol comes out.
They are not dogs they are a mistreatment magnet for black people and the worst liberals. Thankfully they always maul people who aren't ready to end them so really they are kind of doing the world a favour. It just sucks that people think of them as no different. The species isn't bad but people who own them almost universally make it so. Strange dichotemy. I'd never take the risk. Get a burzoi like that one that mauled the last shitbull. Snoopas frick them up. It's awesome.
Yes anon. You figured it out. Thanks for confirming my belief that pitbull owners and their sympathizers are braindead and disgusting >muh pibbie
Cringe. have a nice day and take your mutant abomination with you
1 year ago
Anonymous
>don't have a good retort >better call him braindead
That'll show him
1 year ago
Anonymous
frick you and your opinion about the quality of my retorts. You must be braindead if you like a disgusting creature like that, I assure you most people don't even really do, they just want to appear badass or edgy or dangerous for owning one, which is pathetic because all they get from most people is disgust
1 year ago
Anonymous
>got called out >better double down and repeat myself
You're doing great, champ
1 year ago
Anonymous
I suspect it's the same person that always uses the double down approach.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Agreed. He's like an 11-year old who just learned his first no-no word and has to say it as much as possible to show how cool and grown-up he is.
1 year ago
Anonymous
I suspect it's the same person that always uses the double down approach.
dogs are worth more than this anon's existence.
And, i'll preempt you and the inevitable incoming poorly thought out, extremely low effort/creativity troll homosexualry:
>awww you wuv ur widdle furbaby. i'll shoot it if i ever see it off leash blah blah i'm a horrible, horrible vile little shit.
yeah frick you too buddy. contrarian, trollish c**ts really need to just fricking neck themselves. or if that's asking too much; at least come up with something new to shit out of your mouth.
I've been around dogs my entire life and I'm quite foolhardy with them by this point. Frankly I'm not a big man but I could take that dog just through sheer familiarity with them as creatures. I can imagine seizing its neck after being bitten a few times and then wrestling it to its knees. Even big dogs aren't that strong under a person's weight.
Danes aren't attack dogs and are usually quite timid. They don't enjoy making eye contact with people that they don't know even.
one time i have met an pitbull on a trail and it was with this overweight white trash couple, would not have ever met them but there was this long ravine and only one place i knew where i could get to the bottom was along the trail
basically a long 45 degree diagonal cliff face where we met halfway and it was raining, dog kept barking at me and pulling the fat dude while i was clawing myself back up because there was no escaping to the sides
i made it up and ran to the side to wait for them to pass by and the panting buttholes did not even apologize, in fact they did not say anything
if a (non pitbull) dog attacks you it's because it senses you're a weak pussy. you have a serious testosterone deficiency if random dogs are attacking you in public. if you looked like pic related you wouldn't be posting stupid nonsense like this
>if a (non pitbull) dog attacks you it's because it senses you're a weak pussy. >you have a serious testosterone deficiency if random dogs are attacking you in public.
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if a (non pitbull) dog attacks you it's because it senses you're a weak pussy. you have a serious testosterone deficiency if random dogs are attacking you in public. if you looked like pic related you wouldn't be posting stupid nonsense like this (You) >>if a (non pitbull) dog attacks you it's because it senses you're a weak pussy. >>you have a serious testosterone deficiency if random dogs are attacking you in public.
Not him
I am well trained in hand to hand and will beat the frick out of you and your moronic off leash dog in my parks. Stay in your urban shithole, Karen, and keep your moronic dog on a leash.
>bitches about offleash dogs >calls someone else a karen >mentions parks >labels anon an urbanite
huh, the cognitive dissonance in xir/xey is interesting. i think what we have here is a moronic suburbanite weekend warrior. >the troony thinks he's convincing anyone his moronic animal abuse fiction actually happened
Look around for the owner and ask them if I can pet their massive dog pony.
Every great Dane I've ever been around has had the brain of a puppy that didn't realize it was a giant friendly dipshit.
If it's got no collar and is unattended? Bounty time. Around here feral dogs are a problem and you can use them for claiming some spare cash. I don't go anywhere that has trail dog walkers though. Mostly bush instead. Picrelated is pretty common practice for disposal hygeine here. Some people do it on the fence. Foxes get the rope a lot too.
I don't, in face I deserve 120 dollars for every dead one. They are wild, not pets for scumbags. Every 20 dogs 2400 spare. Just for wiping out a scheduled pest. Paid for my ag bikes with it. It's part of rural life here.
Vic. They did a few relaunches recently but I'll travel for some just because mates got a station. Interstate I think they do the same. Fox etc.You guys got the pigs going still?
Danes they are afraid of any conflict and can legit die of loneliness and stress. They're big babies. Unless it's a dog that is clearly showing aggression all breeds are nothing to worry about. Show a damn Cane Corso showing its teeth and acting rabid if you want me to think of anything more than good boy where is your owner.
tbh little shits like corgis and stuff are more bothersome than larger dogs. rarely do i have problems with big dogs and i have a female who isnt spayed. so idk just keep your dog close to you on leash and if the dog acts agro make it frick off.
not a single comment in this thread about hot sauce? a psycho pit tried to take a bite out of me just the other night and all it took was a little blast of mace to the face and chomper got this quizzical look on his face knowing he fricked up.
The CIneigh found that freezing dog noses with aerosols stops them being aggressive and loud and they learn not to be bad so you can sneak in and give someone the ingredients to crack.
I was walking to the trail and passed a house that had a black and white lab in front of it today. The dogs started barking and I needed to walk past the house to get to the trail. I whistled at them a few times. They stopped barking and just stared at me.
Stupid question, pet it immediately. It's a Great Dane, they aren't aggressive for shit, probably biggest risk you have is getting bumped off your feet if it gets too excited.
So instead of anyone discussing how to deal with wayward dogs, the whole thread is "he's a good boy he dindu nothing"
Everyone acts like cat people have a parasite that controls their brain but dog people will literally have their dog attack people and they will stand there saying "oh what a rascal he doesn't meant it!"
cry about it homosexual. the answer is obvious. If you get attacked, you fight back. If you're too much of a twink to fight off a dog, then you fricking die. Is that enough of an answer for you? Or are you going to keep shitting up the board with your whinging?
Continue walking confidently in my original direction with continued eye contact and my hand on my knife.
>eye contact
WRONG. dogs would perceive this as a sign of fear and would start reacting. Eyes forward and ignore it.
No, eye contact just means you're on each others radar. Hunching forward with unblinking eye contact, widening eyes and a threatening posture would be obvious aggression on anon's part and that could start a fight, but maybe it'd be worth it to see anon get his 15 minutes of fame as "the lunatic that stabbed a dog and was immediately killed by a responsible CPL holder."
Sustained eye contact is perceived as a threat. Maybe glance in its direction so it recognizes it's not going to get the jump on you but the best approach to a dog looking at you like that is to ignore and keep moving
This. Dogs who are innately territorial or dominated will challenge you for starring at them (or feel challenged). Dogs with a more docile character will look the other way and try to avoide a conflict. It depends on the dog.
*dominant
>shooting a man for defending himself against an animal
>responsible
Beta take
>eye contact as a sign of fear
WRONG. Prolonged eye contact with a dog is like that with a human. It's uncomfortable. It will put the dog off.
As other anons said, it's not fear, it's aggression. It's just like some dude at the bar or on the street. If someone or something is staring you down, it's a sign of aggression and you get ready to fight. You can diffuse that by any number of behaviors, including talking, blinking, not "squaring up", rounding your shoulders, etc...
Conversely, if you stare, unblinking, square up and advance on the animal, it'll get nervous and react depending on its temperament. (attack, retreat ,bark its stupid head off, etc...)
this, canine's perceive within seconds that im not to be fricked with and shut right the frick up. the owners alway give me a dirty look.
>he doesn't know how to use an apostrophe
>acts like a badass on the internet
Yeah, they know you aren't a threat.
Chad
Chud
>Good boy
>Pat on head
>Keep walking
Why are you fatass autists always so afraid of dogs?
>Why are you fatass autists always so afraid of dogs?
many of us are muslims bigot
Then die.
you wont say that when we eat your dog for dinner homosexual
Touch my dogs and I flay you alive
>going to prison because someone petted your dog
I doubt it.
He wouldn't go to prison, I'd shoot his ass.
If you're trying to eat my dog, there is no escape
I absolutely fricking would.
Proof that you are a sub human and that it is right for Israel to be your master and for the world to use your homelands as an ongoing and never ending weapons test facility
Why are you fatass autistic muslims afraid of dogs then?
Dogs have an inate ability to percieve evil.
You must have lived an extremely sheltered life to say this.
No, just don't live in a shithole where people let dogs run wild
Make sure my herd of ho's are safe until I can judge its disposition, then compliment the owner of such a handsome beast. Also inquire if it hates darkies
Pinch his cheeks and call him a goodboi
Smile and pet the dog if he approaches. Certain breeds of dog are highly likely to have an owner that properly trains them. That dog has an owner.
Now it I see a stray pitbull. . . pistol comes out.
>this dumbshit is constantly brandishing a firearm whenever one of the current most popular breeds of dog walks by.
Sausages anon.
Let puppy sniff hand the look at gps to figure how I ended up in someone's yard.
aren't great danes pretty chill?
depends on dog. in general for me dogs with short hair like that aren't always friendly, dogs with longer hair are always friendly
>dogs with longer hair are always friendly
>German Shepards are always friendly
Is this Reddit?
I don't know what reddit is like. Is it?
>>in general for me
>German Shepards are always friendly
for me in general, yes
almost universally, i think OP is
a) a raging homosexual
b) thought he was posting a doberman
if it was a pitbull/similar i'd be worried. otherwise if the owners seem nice enough, the dog likely is too.
>muh ebil pitbull
ngmi
>muh low effort moronic green text sarcasm.
get fricked.
Don't worry, the scawwy mean doggy can't hurt you online
>cheerleading for pitbulls
okay anon, sort your shit out.
All shitbulls should be shot on sight you homosexual.
They are not dogs they are a mistreatment magnet for black people and the worst liberals. Thankfully they always maul people who aren't ready to end them so really they are kind of doing the world a favour. It just sucks that people think of them as no different. The species isn't bad but people who own them almost universally make it so. Strange dichotemy. I'd never take the risk. Get a burzoi like that one that mauled the last shitbull. Snoopas frick them up. It's awesome.
Damn anon... you're dumb as shit. Kill all nigbulls.
Dobermans are absolutely great dogs. When I was a baby, I crawled all over my Grandma's dobies and they were super sweet, steady dogs.
>yet another pitbull-hating sperg
Imagine being afraid of a fricking dog. lol. lmao, even
Imagine relaxing
Say that when Pibbles is ripping your kid limb from limb you homosexual.
Don't respond to trolls.
everybody hates pit bulls you Black person, go be edgy somewhere else
>everybody hates those big meanie pibbles
>except all the people who have them
>but that's hardly anyone
>they aren't popular at all
lmao
Pibbie*
Yes anon. You figured it out. Thanks for confirming my belief that pitbull owners and their sympathizers are braindead and disgusting
>muh pibbie
Cringe. have a nice day and take your mutant abomination with you
>don't have a good retort
>better call him braindead
That'll show him
frick you and your opinion about the quality of my retorts. You must be braindead if you like a disgusting creature like that, I assure you most people don't even really do, they just want to appear badass or edgy or dangerous for owning one, which is pathetic because all they get from most people is disgust
>got called out
>better double down and repeat myself
You're doing great, champ
I suspect it's the same person that always uses the double down approach.
Agreed. He's like an 11-year old who just learned his first no-no word and has to say it as much as possible to show how cool and grown-up he is.
you people really are braindead lmao
I had one steal my hat. It was pretty funny.
Danes are big babies. Never met one that wasn’t an absolute sweetheart
Danes are the realest homies out there my guy.
Wait for the White man or woman behind the dog to arrive. Compliment their beautiful Dane. Move along.
Run away screaming and shidding
Take photo to share with PrepHole later.
Not a shitbull, so I'm not concerned.
But is a BLACK dog.
rape
found the white woman
I would try to suss out whether there would be any chance then or later in the day to suck its dick :[
Call the owner a nonce for pinning his ears
https://us.glock.com/en/Pistols?filter=10mmauto
Depends on what the dog do, but I ain't going out like a b***h
i would remove my pants and get down on all fours so he can mount me.
That depends... Is it alone?
holy fricking rapture batman
>Haha I don't get it, why are so many young men becoming incels
Tbh, white women.
> White women saying white women things
> More at 11
Where is the original video? Otherwise I'm thinking this is fake. I can't find anything on youtube when I look up their podcast name and great dane.
Just be suspicious any time you see a white woman with a large dog.
> great dane
I pet it. Danes never harm anyone. Goofy gentle giants
dogs are worth more than this anon's existence.
And, i'll preempt you and the inevitable incoming poorly thought out, extremely low effort/creativity troll homosexualry:
>awww you wuv ur widdle furbaby. i'll shoot it if i ever see it off leash blah blah i'm a horrible, horrible vile little shit.
yeah frick you too buddy. contrarian, trollish c**ts really need to just fricking neck themselves. or if that's asking too much; at least come up with something new to shit out of your mouth.
(OP)
Watch as my dog, who also isn't on a leash, plays and wrestles with that dog.
N*n-Whites wouldn't understand.
Did a dog frick your mother or what's this outcry about?
A fat ATF agent typed these posts.
quads don't lie
Quads confirm
Checked, ATgays on suicide watch
>ATgays
Kek
I think that can be interpreted differently on PrepHole
What else could it mean?
Alien Terrors
What's wrong with the Appalachian Trail? Not American, so just genuinely curious.
Nothing aside from it being relatively easy and popular.
So basically it's too mainstream for you?
Fricking hipsters.
It's a famous trail, so you get plenty of good people but also all the attention seeking homosexuals and some psychopaths sprinkled in for spice.
All Terrain, App Trail, Anal Tearing, Apple Tarts
Whatever makes you happy anon.
Quads of truth hit so hard the reply was deleted
Pet cos good boi
Recall my own dog to heel and keep walking. That dog is alert and confident, but relaxed. Not an immediate threat, but probably not to be fricked with
Feed it one of the dog treats poisoned with anti freeze I carry around with me just for these occasions 🙂
I've been around dogs my entire life and I'm quite foolhardy with them by this point. Frankly I'm not a big man but I could take that dog just through sheer familiarity with them as creatures. I can imagine seizing its neck after being bitten a few times and then wrestling it to its knees. Even big dogs aren't that strong under a person's weight.
Danes aren't attack dogs and are usually quite timid. They don't enjoy making eye contact with people that they don't know even.
one time i have met an pitbull on a trail and it was with this overweight white trash couple, would not have ever met them but there was this long ravine and only one place i knew where i could get to the bottom was along the trail
basically a long 45 degree diagonal cliff face where we met halfway and it was raining, dog kept barking at me and pulling the fat dude while i was clawing myself back up because there was no escaping to the sides
i made it up and ran to the side to wait for them to pass by and the panting buttholes did not even apologize, in fact they did not say anything
You are clearly moronic. Non morons do not try to communicate with gay morons like yourself.
Bend over.
nobody looks like that, nobody says that, you're insane
Imagine the look on the owners face when I (who looks like this and says this) execute their dog
Now tell us which martial arts you've mastered
if a (non pitbull) dog attacks you it's because it senses you're a weak pussy. you have a serious testosterone deficiency if random dogs are attacking you in public. if you looked like pic related you wouldn't be posting stupid nonsense like this
>if a (non pitbull) dog attacks you it's because it senses you're a weak pussy.
>you have a serious testosterone deficiency if random dogs are attacking you in public.
>
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if a (non pitbull) dog attacks you it's because it senses you're a weak pussy. you have a serious testosterone deficiency if random dogs are attacking you in public. if you looked like pic related you wouldn't be posting stupid nonsense like this (You)
>>if a (non pitbull) dog attacks you it's because it senses you're a weak pussy.
>>you have a serious testosterone deficiency if random dogs are attacking you in public.
It didn't attack me, it wanted to play. When it jumped up it scratched me. I look like this btw
meds
so by your logic if I kill someone's dog in cold blood because it's weaker than me I'm justified
>keyboard warrior makes threats of unjustified violence against other people's pets
>I'm not tough
We know. That's the point.
Not him
I am well trained in hand to hand and will beat the frick out of you and your moronic off leash dog in my parks. Stay in your urban shithole, Karen, and keep your moronic dog on a leash.
>bitches about offleash dogs
>calls someone else a karen
>mentions parks
>labels anon an urbanite
huh, the cognitive dissonance in xir/xey is interesting. i think what we have here is a moronic suburbanite weekend warrior.
>the troony thinks he's convincing anyone his moronic animal abuse fiction actually happened
Ask me how I know you're a fat female who lives in the suburbs.
if you knew where i lived you'd be jealous anon.
tell me about your epic spread anon, dying to hear more fanfic bullshit larp you vile c**t.
say that out loud. i dare you.
you're very shrill for such a large lad.
Post pics of your collection of katanas and waifu dolls right now
You're taking up arms because of a dog scratch?
Man, this is some pussy shit and in your heart of hearts you know it is. Take a deep breath and calm down.
You must be a lot of fun at parties.
I hope a chihuahua piddles on your shoes.
Look around for the owner and ask them if I can pet their massive dog pony.
Every great Dane I've ever been around has had the brain of a puppy that didn't realize it was a giant friendly dipshit.
>a dog running near me is justification
I'd say you should stay indoors, but we already know you don't go outside
If it's got no collar and is unattended? Bounty time. Around here feral dogs are a problem and you can use them for claiming some spare cash. I don't go anywhere that has trail dog walkers though. Mostly bush instead. Picrelated is pretty common practice for disposal hygeine here. Some people do it on the fence. Foxes get the rope a lot too.
>be upset goddamit!
no.
Kek.
Not my intent but you did reply in an upset way so I guess someone is happy.
you deserve to die
I don't, in face I deserve 120 dollars for every dead one. They are wild, not pets for scumbags. Every 20 dogs 2400 spare. Just for wiping out a scheduled pest. Paid for my ag bikes with it. It's part of rural life here.
Kangaroo land?
>120
Where? It was only 50 credits per back in 2019 for me in QLD
Vic. They did a few relaunches recently but I'll travel for some just because mates got a station. Interstate I think they do the same. Fox etc.You guys got the pigs going still?
>shoot it
>leave a note pinned saying to use a fricking leash
Danes they are afraid of any conflict and can legit die of loneliness and stress. They're big babies. Unless it's a dog that is clearly showing aggression all breeds are nothing to worry about. Show a damn Cane Corso showing its teeth and acting rabid if you want me to think of anything more than good boy where is your owner.
https://hickoryrecord.com/news/local/accident-and-incident/postal-worker-attacked-severely-injured-by-two-great-danes-in-lenoir/article_763be6b6-9e6e-11ed-8a3e-6b9b36c38dd0.html
all dogs are overly aggressive for no reason regardless of upbringing
.223 solves it.
.22L solves it too. Right to the head.
>2 great danes
I guarantee you it was a shitbull. The news lies about breeds all the time.
tbh little shits like corgis and stuff are more bothersome than larger dogs. rarely do i have problems with big dogs and i have a female who isnt spayed. so idk just keep your dog close to you on leash and if the dog acts agro make it frick off.
>shitbull
proceed with caution
>not shitbull
just keep going your way
Kill a thread so I can complain about how it didn't greet me back when I passed it
not a single comment in this thread about hot sauce? a psycho pit tried to take a bite out of me just the other night and all it took was a little blast of mace to the face and chomper got this quizzical look on his face knowing he fricked up.
The CIneigh found that freezing dog noses with aerosols stops them being aggressive and loud and they learn not to be bad so you can sneak in and give someone the ingredients to crack.
I trail run with a Great Dane every morning.
They're polarizing. People either adore them, or get the frick out of your way.
Degenerates are in the latter category. It's nice man.
I was walking to the trail and passed a house that had a black and white lab in front of it today. The dogs started barking and I needed to walk past the house to get to the trail. I whistled at them a few times. They stopped barking and just stared at me.
Thanks for reading my blog.
that's a very expensive dog so it's probably well trained
Stupid question, pet it immediately. It's a Great Dane, they aren't aggressive for shit, probably biggest risk you have is getting bumped off your feet if it gets too excited.
Call it over and pet it while it’s impatient owner paces passive aggressively
So instead of anyone discussing how to deal with wayward dogs, the whole thread is "he's a good boy he dindu nothing"
Everyone acts like cat people have a parasite that controls their brain but dog people will literally have their dog attack people and they will stand there saying "oh what a rascal he doesn't meant it!"
cry about it homosexual. the answer is obvious. If you get attacked, you fight back. If you're too much of a twink to fight off a dog, then you fricking die. Is that enough of an answer for you? Or are you going to keep shitting up the board with your whinging?
great danes are the biggest wusses; there's a reason scooby doo is a great dane; nothing to worry about
Suck his wiener
Calm down white woman.
>Kkk Kkk Hey Boy!
If it's nice or doesn't seem to care then that's great to okay, if even remotely looks like it might be mean then I start blasting
>erhh, where's your dad, son?