Житeли Poccии! Mы — тaкиe жe poccиянe, кaк и вы. Hac oтличaeт тoлькo тo, чтo мы нe хoтeли бoльшe oпpaвдывaть дeйcтвия пpecтyпникoв y влacти и взяли opyжиe, чтoбы oтcтoять нaшy и вaшy cвoбoдy.
Ho ceгoдня вceм пpишлo вpeмя взять oтвeтcтвeннocть зa cвoe бyдyщee. Диктaтype Кpeмля пopa пoлoжить кoнeц:
This is now the Russian flag. It should be changed on 4chan
Former Vice-President of Gazprombank Igor Volobuev is a member, they have some heavy hitters and connections. Now we know where all those Russian POWs went....15,000 of them.
I think it looks quite nice without the logo on it. Crests make flags gay, like Serbia.
I like your pic btw. Great reminder that Russia is literally Polan's butthurt belt.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
who's the butthurt one
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Occupy Moscow for 2 years >get fake tsar ashes shout out of a cannon
I would celebrate that
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
https://desuarchive.org/k/search/text/%22out%20of%20a%20cannon%22/
Searching for posts that contain ‘"out of a cannon"’. 174 results found.
Yep, not butthurt at all
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
This has nothing to do with what am taking about retard
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Oh sorry, only 77 results
https://desuarchive.org/k/search/text/tsar%20cannon/
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Again nothing do you really think that's how reverse search works anon?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
https://i.imgur.com/Ucrc7Ip.jpg
Again nothing do you really think that's how reverse search works anon?
What the fuck you two are even arguing about?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Polish tsar got shout out of a cannon during the polish occupation of Moscow
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>On the morning of 17 May 1606, ten days after Dmitry's marriage to Marina, huge numbers of boyars and commoners stormed the Kremlin. Dmitry tried to flee by jumping out a window, but fractured his leg in the fall. He fled to a bathhouse and tried to disappear within. But he was recognized and dragged out by the boyars, who killed him lest he successfully appeal to the crowd.[7] His body was hacked to pieces, burned, and then the ashes fired from a cannon towards Poland
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_Dmitry_I
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
He was saying the same thing, genius
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
What are you going to do? Go to China? Will they let you and your parents in? You will never be able to be in Russia now. They will hang you once what Putin did becomes widely know along with the number of death in Ukraine. You could get a plane to India I suppose.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>russia is just poland with a river of butthurt tears
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
moron your little tricolor flag was literally copied from ours, the progenitor tricolor, and shuffled around a bit, because one of your rulers went to the netherlands and saw how fucking backwards russia was compared to western europe, he improved a lot of things for you so be grateful kankermongool.
How convenient considering the US stated that they won't supply arms if russia proper is attacked, The "russian FSBishnik resistance" is attacking russia proper, send beheadings of little russian girls or this is a fake psyop.
Anyone else just in it to see Rusmorons get a severe dose of Karma?
I genuinely don't care about Ukraine, but Russians are so fucking retarded and so comically evil, that I want to see them suffer. There's just something sacred about them getting a taste of their own bullshit.
And before anyone spergs out: Same shit with Amerimutts and anyone else.
>it's not a legitimate separatist force if they're supplied with tanks
Anon, think about what the fuck you're saying and what that would mean for Russian foreign policy
Yeah yeah take your meds schizo, these are just brave Russian patriots taking up arms against the Eurasian junta in Moscow, tanks were likely sold to the legitimate separatists by corrupt buryat border guards *~~
>Look up belgorod on the map, aint no fucking way ua managed to get that far into ru territory without being spotted
Didn't Ukraine raid Belgorod with two helicopters last year?
Also, how many false flags dies Putin need?
Nothing will shore up more support for this war, because a quick and easy victory was promised and all the retards willing to sacrifice themselves already enlisted.
On the other hand, Putin could just enforce conscription by any means now and those sheep disguising themselves as a nation would let it happen.
He doesn't need a false flag to send part of his royal guard to round up a bunch of students or construction workers.
the USA doesnt care what Ukraine does with its own weapons as long as it isn't trying to capture Russian territory. Ukraine has been raiding Belgorod periodically for over a year now.
Those Ukrainian-speaking gentlemen are just sightseeing. They really wanted to visit the Velyka Pisarivka checkpoint, with it's unique, non-standard 512cm electric barrier, as opposed to the standard 500cm seen at most
Why are you complaining? Are these weapons the ones that Kiev junta sold to organized crime? Or maybe these are the tanks that Kiev junta sold to foreign terrorists? In any case this is russian internal matter, and Ukraine is not involved in any way.
These are just community activists ,calm down putina.
If I was in glavset with a corrupt state civil servant for a parent I'd be more worried about being hung with barbed wire by the very Russian public (you) have been lying to for putina for a decade.
https://i.imgur.com/Yd3oxQV.jpg
Laughter will you still can. Funny period will soon come stop and then you will know .
>Laughter will you still can. Funny period will soon come stop and then you will know .
You're fucking priceless anon. In my oblast also.
Those Ukrainian-speaking gentlemen are just sightseeing. They really wanted to visit the Velyka Pisarivka checkpoint, with it's unique, non-standard 512cm electric barrier, as opposed to the standard 500cm seen at most
They are Russian speaking trauma councillors who working with local youth activists via the medium of street theatre
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Oh you think this fucking funny ? This is crime even in West and shall be punished most harshly
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Oh you think this fucking funny ? This is crime even in West and shall be punished most harshly
Many such community activists engaging in mime and other such public entertainment.
If I was in glavset with a corrupt state civil servant for a parent I'd be more worried about being hung with barbed wire by the very Russian public (you) have been lying to for putina for a decade.
Wait, that means something in Polish? Is that why some poster is pissing himself over that name every time that image is posted?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
It’s fucking related and core of many profanities in several slavic languages, mostly in polish and slovak I believe
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
yes, polish lesson
jeb - something or someone hit or fell either on ground or crashed on something, its a slur
jebać - 2 meanings, either you're telling your gf that you're gonna fuck her brains out, or in other meaing its that you dont give a flying fuck about something or someone, also a slur
we got so many fucking version on a simple slur its insane
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Ah, so it's the same as russian "yob", then? Never made a connection before
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
they got probably the same version as ours, i also forgor
jebany - same as jebać, but in past / present / future
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>same as jebać, but in past / present / future
the nato supersoldiers should finally unleash the polish jebać/jebanie/jebany/jebiący temporal anomaly
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Jeban is also a word for "fucktard" in russian. Jebansk is a rather fitting name for that city imho.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Entire channel is just high effort MS paint shitposting
This shit's great.
>Are these weapons the ones that Kiev junta sold to organized crime? Or maybe these are the tanks that Kiev junta sold to foreign terrorists?
kek based
yes we know you are a newfag. How does it feel knowing the Russia civil war just began?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>yes we know you are a newfag.
Oh wow, so clever >How does it feel knowing the Russia civil war just began?
It feels like nothing because as established in my initial post I have no idea what is going on or of what import it is. I have no issues admitting my ignorance but you clearly have issues with your stupidity. Enjoy your thread, die mad.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>I don’t know what’s happening so it can’t happen
Lel
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>die mad
Yeah man the guy calling you a newfag after you admitted being a newfag sure sounds mad. He's nowhere near as level-headed as this
This is marginally helpful, thank you for your effort.
[...]
I'm sure your memes are very funny but you are everything wrong with the world and I hope you have a horrible life.
>you are everything wrong with the world and I hope you have a horrible life.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
You are leaking salt. It is delicious. Let the anger flow through you and growth my benis. More vatmoron is dead. Done simples like special for (you)
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
The reason there is so little information, is because we are currently watching this unfold in Real Time. This shit started about eight hours ago and is only starting to come through now, so we are all trying to piece things together as we go.
We didn't think you were disagreeing with it, fren. We're all just having a laugh at the dude accidentally admitting the Ukraine """separatists""" aren't real
>Be FBS glowie >Watch Ivan cross the border into Ukraine >Walks 10 feet from the road >Hops in an abandoned T-72 >Immediately turns it around and drives it right over your trench >The last thing you hear is loud hardbass, incoherent cursing, and the roaring of the engine >Somehow, you had the feeling that your post in Belgorod would end this way
>It's not like it's Moscow, just another part of the country that doesn't matter, no sense declaring war
They're literally writing the propaganda for the enemy.
Just imagine if Russia declares war over this. Once they inevitably lose, that gives free reign for any country that has rebels funded by Russia to declare war on them
I mean it whould untie a lot of ukie arms and they chould attack russia ought right without fear of western support wavering due they declared a war on us and they chould March on belgarod with ease
I never expected to one day crack jokes at Russia's expense using their own little green men bullshit. Sure, it might be their own little green men pulling off a false flag, but frankly, given their smugness in 2014 I'm absolutely delighted at the prospect of being able to sprinkle salt on their wounds.
's currently Ukrainian tanks crunching FSB border agents in Belgorod region
No noeeeeeeee not the FSB agentarinos we've had mass graces, murders rapes ,looting, torture chambers, hospitals bombed, castrations but the FSBagenterinos die and now the gloves are coming off?
>WE DON'T NEED BELGOROD ANYWAY >HAHA, LOL, RETARTED NAFOTARDS THINKS IT'S HAS MORE VALUE THAN BAKHMUT >BAKHMUT DENIAL THREAD POPOFART >*something in pajeet language*
That's posted often in those telegram reactions and I never got it. Someone pls spoonfeed
Is it garden gnomes because of the nose?
Is it retards because it kinda looks like a low IQ face?
>At this point, they should have to decide if ukrainians are nazis or garden gnomes. Because gnomish nazis sounds weird.
They are chud gnomish nazis from outer speace here to steal putins anus
Someone should tell them that alcoholics and their house keys aren't as inseparable as they think. Otherwise there wouldn't be so many scouring the Denny's parking lot the next morning after sleeping on a park bench.
If this month ends with Russia capturing a destroyed Bakhmut but losing an intact Belgorod (to whoever), I'll just pack up my stuff and become a buddhist monk. Clearly the universe has a sense of humor, and I'll reach enlightenment sinply by meditating on this war's textbook karma.
This wouldn't work. Maybe it's just projection because I don't live in fucking Russia, but why would the average citizen give up their cushy life to become a rebel state? It's not like eastern Ukraine where Russia has been fomenting rebellion for decades
Who says it has to actually be a legit election? They're just doing it for the fucking memes, and if Russia wants to complain about sham elections, I'm sure the UN will piss themselves giggling.
As soon as the country begins to collapse, the masses would immediately jump to switch sides. Like after German defeat in WW2 everyone went out of there way to proclaim that they were never part of the nazi party or supported them, no sir!
They are tired of their children being bombed to pieces and then crucified in underwear, in that order, by the evil kacapofascist regime in Moscow. Zelensky bring the troops!
>It's not like eastern Ukraine where Russia has been fomenting rebellion for decades
Crimea was captured and full of bribed ziggers at the time of vooooting
Donbabwe was vooting at gunpoint under thugs who publicly assassinated any opposition
nobody cared in donbabwe and that was the most zigger concentrated reigon. kharkiv got btfo. odesa got ROASTED. few who were antimaidan out of contrarianism quickly shut up and tied their shoes once FSB morons started making donbabwe IRL gta. they tried the "civil war" angle and failed, nobody actually cared about separating
What do you mean? It was pro-Russia vs pro-EU candidates and the east voted in favor of pro-Russia
Note that anon did not say that this would immediately cause a civil war, just internal disagreements that were easy for Russia to exploit by starting a civil war.
In the year of our Lord two thousand and twenty three, there is a greater than zero chance that Moscow could be occupied by people LARPing as the Ultranationalists from Call of Duty 4
This is blowed out of portion. There clearly have been some raid by Ukr sabotage groups and pedantic reaction from some RU telegram, that's it. the Belgorod oblast is itself
>I wonder if there's anything stopping Ukraine from being able to do a thunder run towards Moscow
This was Russian local amateur dramatists doing therapeutic re-enactments of Tolstoy though..
>? Not like the border guard looked like he was putting up any fight.
Being dead has that effect. The world mourns the death of a fat man who was in the kgb/fsb. So sad. His grandfather once saw stalin wave you know.
>"You guys shot the guard and ransacked his office?" >"Nope, we found him this way. I don't even think he's dead, just comatose from drinking wiper fluid."
>What I meant was it looked like there was zero struggle, so why is literally everything on the floor?
Looks like he went face first along with the chair and whatever was on the desk went with him
So what are the chances for these being either >Little Green Man-style Ukrainian-backed ""separatists"" >A Russian false flag >Real Russian separatists doing their own thing without either Ukrainian or Russian oversight who got tanks somehow
Honestly, there are way too many possibilities. For me, the most likely one at about 20%~ is this:
>Be Group of Russian and Russian-adjacent fucktards fighting for Ukraine >Some of you are literally just for photo-ops, others are tough veterans of SD and Popasna >Be tired of being on the defensive all the time >Ask Ukraine for permission to attack Russia >Ukraine says that Ukraine can't attack Russia. Also btw did you know that you are not an official part of the AFU or any Ukrainian organisation? Damn. Crazy. I know. Don't do anything silly with this information though haha. >Fast forward couple of days >Dead border guard and squealing ziggers >But still, it wasn't Ukraine, tanks were found in a local mine, silly little blue men and so on and so forth
I'd say the order of probability is 1 > 2 > 3, since if you are a Russian separatist, you'd be pretty fucking stupid to not go ask Ukraine for some fun toys that can fall off the back of a truck if they can't give you legit support.
Possible, but this is a lot of hardware to just lose track of during a war, and if you want the good stuff to keep flowing, you don't take the first group of toys and run off without coordinating with the people giving them to you.
Is of NLAW stolen and sold to mafia, comrade *~~*~~))
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
yeah, russoids always told us that the ukies selling donated western weapons in the black market. so, all this time, they selled them to the freedom of russian legion.
Its western equipment alright Russia will either claim its ukraine attacking disguise as Rebels or that they are supporting terrorists https://www.pravda.com.ua/eng/news/2022/09/24/7368914/
Vatniks has tried to pull off this stunt for months
Remeber every vatmoron who posted about how Ukraine was stealing all the HATO hardware and selling it on the black market?
Remind them, now, how all those billions of dollars of HATO hardware were sold off by Zelensky to somebody. Ukraine doesn't have any of it anymore. No telling who bought it and where it will turn up.
Breaking
Fire engulfs administrative building in Belgorod Oblast, alleged drone attack reported
“A few minutes ago (the governor’s message was published at 11.21 p.m., Moscow time – ed.), an explosive device was dropped onto the administration building of the rural settlement in the village of Golovchino from a quadcopter. The roof caught fire.”
Euan MacDonald
@Euan_MacDonald
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10m
Busy news day in Belgorod.
Telegram channels reporting "heavy fighting" in the village of Dronovka, in Russia's Belgorod Oblast, just over the border from Ukraine. There's also video of what appears to be an attack by tanks on a Russian border post 25 km to the SE of there.
BREAKING
PATRIARCH KIRILL KILLED CAR LOST CONTROL KILLED INSTANTLY
>BREAKING >PATRIARCH KIRILL KILLED CAR LOST CONTROL KILLED INSTANTLY
What, has the Arch-Heretic died?
I've just done a quick search and I can't seem to find anything stating that he has been killed, only possibly injured.
Im absolutely cathartic in the fact that vodkamorons are getting a pinch of their own 2014 medicine even if its a false flag, cant wait till the rebels dig out a modernised buk out of an abandoned supply depot
There's a video where there's just 3 of these guys just outside the border checkpoint facing no resistance at all : https://twitter.com/wartranslated/status/1660599965205364741
>facing no resistance
It's a fucking border checkpoint to catch smugglers and illegals. What did you think they were gonna do against a (para-)military force?
It's a border checkpoint on border with country Russia is at war with. Your explanation is that Russians are so monumentally retarded they never thought to reinforce their border to prevent Ukraine from simply rolling through with armor.
>Your explanation is that Russians are so monumentally retarded they never thought to reinforce their border to prevent Ukraine from simply rolling through with armor.
Seems like that's the case.
I am laughing my ass off at this thread. Someone open a champagne bottle, this is even more funny than the offensive I was expecting. I can't believe that meme picture about encircling Crimea through Russia was RIGHT.
Are you implying this is Ukrainian offensive? Friend, it is an organic rebellion against illegal Muscovite junta that supresses and oppresses the free people of Belgorod People's Republic*~~)
UIkraine had nukes after the 90s and decommissioned them in exchange for Russian friendship guarantees, right? If anything, this shows that weaker countries should never ever give up their nooks
They're inherently smarter then vatniks by realizing that they should be rebelling, and are going to be pretty motivated instead of being a conscript picked up from the ass end of nowhere. They're just dealing with the handicap of being Russian instead of barely being a human like an actual vatnik.
Житeли Poccии! Mы — тaкиe жe poccиянe, кaк и вы. Hac oтличaeт тoлькo тo, чтo мы нe хoтeли бoльшe oпpaвдывaть дeйcтвия пpecтyпникoв y влacти и взяли opyжиe, чтoбы oтcтoять нaшy и вaшy cвoбoдy.
Ho ceгoдня вceм пpишлo вpeмя взять oтвeтcтвeннocть зa cвoe бyдyщee. Диктaтype Кpeмля пopa пoлoжить кoнeц:
Лeгиoн вoзвpaщaeтcя дoмoй.
«L»
Зa Poccию! Зa Cвoбoдy!
CCЫЛКA HA HAШ OФИЦИAЛЬHЫЙ БOT
Their symbol is L
R
God I want a cute Russian twink that looks like this.
>Their symbol is L
Didn't the fake Free Russia Legion take the L? Belgorod is getting penetrated by the Russian Volunteer Corps, no?
So it 's FRL? Because last time it was RVC
Seems like the RVL after all. This is their symbol in the videos
This is now the Russian flag. It should be changed on 4chan
Former Vice-President of Gazprombank Igor Volobuev is a member, they have some heavy hitters and connections. Now we know where all those Russian POWs went....15,000 of them.
symbol is L
>Didn't the fake Free Russia Legion take the L? Belgorod is getting penetrated by the Russian Volunteer Corps, no?
L for Legion.
WE R LEGION
WE DO NOT FORGIVE
WE DO NOT FORGET
EXPECT US
Godspeed
nice
>oдни дeбилы иcпoльзyют Z
>дpyгиe дeбилы тeпepь бyдyт лeпить L
Aлфaвитныe вoйны.
>some morons use Z
>other morons will now sculpt L
Alphabet wars.
Why does google translate that as "sculpt"? What does it actually mean in this context?
All part of the creeping Latinisation of the Slav tongue.
I'm now more confused, if anything
it's more like 'to stick/attach' something
thanks 🙂
>What does it actually mean in this context?
It mean plaster/paint
>Their symbol is L
My honest reaction
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HAPPENING PIC RELATED
The brofist army is real
>The brofist army is real
Seems to be a thing.
>Russia will declare war on itself?
Apparently just has
Cringe reddit flag
>it's afraid
>The eternal Russian seething over Polacks
Never gets old.
I think it looks quite nice without the logo on it. Crests make flags gay, like Serbia.
I like your pic btw. Great reminder that Russia is literally Polan's butthurt belt.
who's the butthurt one
>Occupy Moscow for 2 years
>get fake tsar ashes shout out of a cannon
I would celebrate that
https://desuarchive.org/k/search/text/%22out%20of%20a%20cannon%22/
Searching for posts that contain ‘"out of a cannon"’. 174 results found.
Yep, not butthurt at all
This has nothing to do with what am taking about retard
Oh sorry, only 77 results
https://desuarchive.org/k/search/text/tsar%20cannon/
Again nothing do you really think that's how reverse search works anon?
What the fuck you two are even arguing about?
Polish tsar got shout out of a cannon during the polish occupation of Moscow
>On the morning of 17 May 1606, ten days after Dmitry's marriage to Marina, huge numbers of boyars and commoners stormed the Kremlin. Dmitry tried to flee by jumping out a window, but fractured his leg in the fall. He fled to a bathhouse and tried to disappear within. But he was recognized and dragged out by the boyars, who killed him lest he successfully appeal to the crowd.[7] His body was hacked to pieces, burned, and then the ashes fired from a cannon towards Poland
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_Dmitry_I
He was saying the same thing, genius
What are you going to do? Go to China? Will they let you and your parents in? You will never be able to be in Russia now. They will hang you once what Putin did becomes widely know along with the number of death in Ukraine. You could get a plane to India I suppose.
>russia is just poland with a river of butthurt tears
moron your little tricolor flag was literally copied from ours, the progenitor tricolor, and shuffled around a bit, because one of your rulers went to the netherlands and saw how fucking backwards russia was compared to western europe, he improved a lot of things for you so be grateful kankermongool.
>brofist army
Alright, this is epic.
>brofist army
sorry but nafo tier cringe
>meanwhile
Z amarite
did know that pewdiepie got into PMC's
Man, you can't just claim that shit without sauce.
I wanna SEE Ukrainian tanks crunching FSB border agents in Belgorod.
Oh fuck it IS real.
Russian border anon not Belarus
>Say
>my
>name
How convenient considering the US stated that they won't supply arms if russia proper is attacked, The "russian FSBishnik resistance" is attacking russia proper, send beheadings of little russian girls or this is a fake psyop.
It's Russian rebels, Ukraine isn't involved
You're joking right? Russian rebels with tanks, heavy artillery, and aircraft. The FRL is part of the ZSU.
Russian tanks, pretty easy to get in a region next to a country lousy with abandoned Russian armor and a history of black market dealings.
What are you talking about, comrade? You can buy T-72s and BMPs on Alibaba.
Look at this dude talking about little green men and little green plastic tanks lmao
Yes
>Russian rebels with tanks, heavy artillery, and aircraft
That could be bought in any military surplus store
Anyone else just in it to see Rusmorons get a severe dose of Karma?
I genuinely don't care about Ukraine, but Russians are so fucking retarded and so comically evil, that I want to see them suffer. There's just something sacred about them getting a taste of their own bullshit.
And before anyone spergs out: Same shit with Amerimutts and anyone else.
>I genuinely don't care about Ukraine, but Russians are so fucking retarded and so comically evil, that I want to see them suffer.
Pretty much.
>it's not a legitimate separatist force if they're supplied with tanks
Anon, think about what the fuck you're saying and what that would mean for Russian foreign policy
I didn't say they weren't separatists. Saying Ukraine isn't involved is retarded.
They found the tanks in a coal mine anon. Just like the separatist forces back in 2014.
You seem to underestimate just how fucking corrupt the Russian military is.
Yeah yeah take your meds schizo, these are just brave Russian patriots taking up arms against the Eurasian junta in Moscow, tanks were likely sold to the legitimate separatists by corrupt buryat border guards *~~
After the amout of vehicles russia has littered around Ukraine it's no wonder they picked some up.
Anon...
Every oligarch in Russia has a private army. Shit is fucking feudal at this point
Even the Orthodox church wants its own army
who knows what you can find? the sepratists found a fancy new Pantsir in a shed
They bought those weapons in a local hunting shop.
Its a false flag attack by kremlin to garner support for the "smo" and it being a excuse to declare war and turn on war economy should they want it.
Ua mod called this out a couple of months ago, just they speculated it would be in Belarus https://www.pravda.com.ua/eng/news/2022/09/24/7368914/
Look up belgorod on the map, aint no fucking way ua managed to get that far into ru territory without being spotted
>live in Belgorod
>get bombed by your own country accidentally
>get run over by tanks from your own country (falseflag edition)
Life is hard in Belgorod
Better link https://kyivindependent.com/isw-kremlin-may-be-preparing-false-flag-operation-in-russia-to-stir-support-for-war/
>Look up belgorod on the map, aint no fucking way ua managed to get that far into ru territory without being spotted
Didn't Ukraine raid Belgorod with two helicopters last year?
Also, how many false flags dies Putin need?
Nothing will shore up more support for this war, because a quick and easy victory was promised and all the retards willing to sacrifice themselves already enlisted.
On the other hand, Putin could just enforce conscription by any means now and those sheep disguising themselves as a nation would let it happen.
He doesn't need a false flag to send part of his royal guard to round up a bunch of students or construction workers.
>Didn't Ukraine raid Belgorod with two helicopters last year?
Helos are a lot faster than tanks and can move a lot further in a single operation.
"with a helicopter, you can go anywhere", anon thought
>REBELS COULD BE HERE
It's just local militia rised up against kremlin junta. Tanks and planes can be bought in the local voentorg or found in the Belgorod salt mines.
little blue men are simply using equipment you can buy anywhere ꙼) ꙼) ꙼) ꙼) ꙼) ꙼)
the separatists got the tanks from local depots
They are only Ukrainian military on vacation.
>tanks, heavy artillery, and aircraft.
they probably bought them at a pawn shop / salvation army store
SAMs, tanks and artillery grow on trees in the region
>Russian rebels with tanks, heavy artillery, and aircraft.
Correct, you can buy it at any voentorg.
so was luhansk and donetsk right ? just rebels... yeah...
>It's Russian rebels, Ukraine isn't involved
God Bless them and Grant them Victory
the USA doesnt care what Ukraine does with its own weapons as long as it isn't trying to capture Russian territory. Ukraine has been raiding Belgorod periodically for over a year now.
Ukraine isn't involved in Russian internal conflicts. Those tanks can be bought in any military store.
Those Ukrainian-speaking gentlemen are just sightseeing. They really wanted to visit the Velyka Pisarivka checkpoint, with it's unique, non-standard 512cm electric barrier, as opposed to the standard 500cm seen at most
Is that a fucking Salisbury Cathedral joke? You've been holding onto that for 15 years?
They just got lost looking for the famous relic pothole . Mere tourists.
>You've been holding onto that for 15 years?
Always.
Oh yeah so organic piggers you have no shame oink oink
Why are you complaining? Are these weapons the ones that Kiev junta sold to organized crime? Or maybe these are the tanks that Kiev junta sold to foreign terrorists? In any case this is russian internal matter, and Ukraine is not involved in any way.
Sorry I can't hear behind you snout. You terrorists will be judegmentrd. If you think this is funny you have big problem coming .
The ass is in the ass comrade. Soon the musicians will play
Laughter will you still can. Funny period will soon come stop and then you will know .
the ass will be fucked in the ass, this is clear
The enemy penis is in our ass now but just wait until we clench the cheeks!
we will clench our cheeks and they will know..
>The enemy penis is in our ass now but just wait until we clench the cheeks!
Just the Russian army closing the gap again.
>Laughter will you still can. Funny period will soon come stop and then you will know .
You're fucking priceless anon. In my oblast also.
They are Russian speaking trauma councillors who working with local youth activists via the medium of street theatre
Oh you think this fucking funny ? This is crime even in West and shall be punished most harshly
>Oh you think this fucking funny ? This is crime even in West and shall be punished most harshly
Many such community activists engaging in mime and other such public entertainment.
I think you're afraid
These are just community activists ,calm down putina.
If I was in glavset with a corrupt state civil servant for a parent I'd be more worried about being hung with barbed wire by the very Russian public (you) have been lying to for putina for a decade.
It's just a peaceful protest, calm the fuck down.
Exactly just some community workers engaging with some lively debate.
>you have big problem coming .
Two more weeks?
Next referendum will be held in Jebgorod.
>JEBANSK
god i fucking love jebanks, its basically a town dedicated solely to sexual activity in polish
Wait, that means something in Polish? Is that why some poster is pissing himself over that name every time that image is posted?
It’s fucking related and core of many profanities in several slavic languages, mostly in polish and slovak I believe
yes, polish lesson
jeb - something or someone hit or fell either on ground or crashed on something, its a slur
jebać - 2 meanings, either you're telling your gf that you're gonna fuck her brains out, or in other meaing its that you dont give a flying fuck about something or someone, also a slur
we got so many fucking version on a simple slur its insane
Ah, so it's the same as russian "yob", then? Never made a connection before
they got probably the same version as ours, i also forgor
jebany - same as jebać, but in past / present / future
>same as jebać, but in past / present / future
the nato supersoldiers should finally unleash the polish jebać/jebanie/jebany/jebiący temporal anomaly
Jeban is also a word for "fucktard" in russian. Jebansk is a rather fitting name for that city imho.
>Entire channel is just high effort MS paint shitposting
This shit's great.
>jebańsko w Jebańsku
>Are these weapons the ones that Kiev junta sold to organized crime? Or maybe these are the tanks that Kiev junta sold to foreign terrorists?
kek based
We live in the best timeline, yes.
Someone explain to me what the fuck is going on and why it matters.
Russian separatists are in the process of making the Belgorod Peoples Republic again.
This is marginally helpful, thank you for your effort.
I'm sure your memes are very funny but you are everything wrong with the world and I hope you have a horrible life.
I don't think you even understand the post tbh
Yeah, no shit sherlock.
Lurk mor
Its "moar" you newfag piece of shit.
yes we know you are a newfag. How does it feel knowing the Russia civil war just began?
>yes we know you are a newfag.
Oh wow, so clever
>How does it feel knowing the Russia civil war just began?
It feels like nothing because as established in my initial post I have no idea what is going on or of what import it is. I have no issues admitting my ignorance but you clearly have issues with your stupidity. Enjoy your thread, die mad.
>I don’t know what’s happening so it can’t happen
Lel
>die mad
Yeah man the guy calling you a newfag after you admitted being a newfag sure sounds mad. He's nowhere near as level-headed as this
>you are everything wrong with the world and I hope you have a horrible life.
You are leaking salt. It is delicious. Let the anger flow through you and growth my benis. More vatmoron is dead. Done simples like special for (you)
The reason there is so little information, is because we are currently watching this unfold in Real Time. This shit started about eight hours ago and is only starting to come through now, so we are all trying to piece things together as we go.
Sounds to me like the Legion of Russia has decided to liberate Putinstan and rescue the princess and I for one wish them the best of good fortune.
My Queen
>My Queen
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_of_Russia_Legion
There is nothing that the internet loves more then someone getting their cosmic comeuppance.
Death to Putin! Death to the FSB!
I'm not disagreeing with it. I think it's pretty funny how that comment provoked an avalanche of replies.
We didn't think you were disagreeing with it, fren. We're all just having a laugh at the dude accidentally admitting the Ukraine """separatists""" aren't real
I fucking love the revisionary history behind the clankening so much
There simply isn't anything funnier than a zigger saying "wtf these rebels aren't legitimate, they have tanks!"
How is it pro-Russian? Seems pro-Ukrainian to say that they have the ability to bring the war to Russia.
its funnier when you turn zigger narratives onto them
As if, claiming Ukraine has shitloads of equipment to attack Russia is in line with all the MUH 50 BILLION HATO GIBS shit
>Be FBS glowie
>Watch Ivan cross the border into Ukraine
>Walks 10 feet from the road
>Hops in an abandoned T-72
>Immediately turns it around and drives it right over your trench
>The last thing you hear is loud hardbass, incoherent cursing, and the roaring of the engine
>Somehow, you had the feeling that your post in Belgorod would end this way
>The last thing you hear is loud hardbass, incoherent cursing, and the roaring of the engine
No panic in Belgorod
>It's not like it's Moscow, just another part of the country that doesn't matter, no sense declaring war
They're literally writing the propaganda for the enemy.
Just imagine if Russia declares war over this. Once they inevitably lose, that gives free reign for any country that has rebels funded by Russia to declare war on them
I mean it whould untie a lot of ukie arms and they chould attack russia ought right without fear of western support wavering due they declared a war on us and they chould March on belgarod with ease
>Just imagine if Russia declares war over this.
Yes, Imagine if Russia went to war! Who could defeat the mighty Russian army?
Did you not read the second sentence of my post or something?
Truthfully no. The first one was too funny. The rest was a blur
>>Just imagine if Russia declares war over this.
Nuke Bilhorod. Because this is what the narrative has been building towards since forever
They know that Putin doesn't care about anything but Moscow
Oh no! I hope they don't declare war on Ukraine!
>and how much of russia does ukraine control?
The universe is contorting itself to shit on vatniks, I swear.
>no reason to declare war
are russians still pretending they arent throwing everything they got at ukraine?
The single T-34 in Moscow has left to defend the homeland.
It's over.
Is the civil war starting?
Inshallah, comrade, for a free Russia
I never expected to one day crack jokes at Russia's expense using their own little green men bullshit. Sure, it might be their own little green men pulling off a false flag, but frankly, given their smugness in 2014 I'm absolutely delighted at the prospect of being able to sprinkle salt on their wounds.
Does the legion of Russia really have 5000 men combat ready by now?
's currently Ukrainian tanks crunching FSB border agents in Belgorod region
No noeeeeeeee not the FSB agentarinos we've had mass graces, murders rapes ,looting, torture chambers, hospitals bombed, castrations but the FSBagenterinos die and now the gloves are coming off?
Bakhmut deflection thread.
>he's STILL this upset that nobody has cared or will care that bahkmut gets taken in the last 9 months.
sounds like a you problem chum.
It's over.
DON'T PANIC, WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T PANIC FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU LITTLE CRETINS
THERE IS NO PANIC. DO NOT PANIC. NO PANIC.
No panic.
There is no panic in Belgorod Region. It was mostly civiliaized.
There is no panic. I am just in this car. The accelerator is stuck down because of mechanical fault unrelated to panic.
>polizei
Huh is that like a term implying especial oppressiveness or something? Since it's taken from German
probably just the nazi meme
It refers to local collaborators serving as an impromptu police force during german occupation in WW2
I think it's a grman phone post larger who got rekt by auto correct
>I'mma bring them salo
>And you fuckers will fight against Leopards and HIMARS
I'm fucking dying.
the good Russian
good lad
they got it right on the 9th iteration. they managed to unretard a rus
>25km in and the ruskies are already dipping
>WE DON'T NEED BELGOROD ANYWAY
>HAHA, LOL, RETARTED NAFOTARDS THINKS IT'S HAS MORE VALUE THAN BAKHMUT
>BAKHMUT DENIAL THREAD POPOFART
>*something in pajeet language*
You will soon learn something .
We have decided to bring back Green Ukraine.
the border is locked, the key is in the pocket
>ghost emoji
lyl
>ghost emoji
THERE IS NO PANIC ALL RIGHT???????
That's posted often in those telegram reactions and I never got it. Someone pls spoonfeed
Is it garden gnomes because of the nose?
Is it retards because it kinda looks like a low IQ face?
just a funny dumb looking emoji which you can never use
thank 4 spoonfeed
It's this sound
It's a stone faced expression. I think it just means "nice try", or "bearing with someone's stupid shit"
it's a zoomer meme retard
As if slav telegram channels care about your zoomer memes
Incest slime Z the telegram channel that shows you vatmorony turture shit that western media dare not show!
bruh moment
At this point, they should have to decide if ukrainians are nazis or garden gnomes. Because gnomish nazis sounds weird.
>At this point, they should have to decide if ukrainians are nazis or garden gnomes. Because gnomish nazis sounds weird.
They are chud gnomish nazis from outer speace here to steal putins anus
Someone should tell them that alcoholics and their house keys aren't as inseparable as they think. Otherwise there wouldn't be so many scouring the Denny's parking lot the next morning after sleeping on a park bench.
>border is locked, key is in our pocket
Its over hohol bros they own padlocked gated fences
The boltcutters are sharpening.
>we will kill everyone
Do they mean the raiders only or does that include the villagers?
Don't sweat the details
If this month ends with Russia capturing a destroyed Bakhmut but losing an intact Belgorod (to whoever), I'll just pack up my stuff and become a buddhist monk. Clearly the universe has a sense of humor, and I'll reach enlightenment sinply by meditating on this war's textbook karma.
These are not Ukrainian soldiers though, they are Russian local defense forces for the Belgorod region.
That's why I said to whoever. I don't care to whom it's lost, I just wanna see Russia losing territory in an act of karmic retribution.
This wouldn't work. Maybe it's just projection because I don't live in fucking Russia, but why would the average citizen give up their cushy life to become a rebel state? It's not like eastern Ukraine where Russia has been fomenting rebellion for decades
I think it's just them shitposting irl
First of all I doubt they have cushy lives. Secondly, they won't have a choice.
Who says it has to actually be a legit election? They're just doing it for the fucking memes, and if Russia wants to complain about sham elections, I'm sure the UN will piss themselves giggling.
As soon as the country begins to collapse, the masses would immediately jump to switch sides. Like after German defeat in WW2 everyone went out of there way to proclaim that they were never part of the nazi party or supported them, no sir!
But they denounced nazism because there was an occupying force who would have shot-
Oh I see what you mean. Yeah ok
>Belgorod
>cushy life
Anon..
Cushier than being shot at
They are tired of their children being bombed to pieces and then crucified in underwear, in that order, by the evil kacapofascist regime in Moscow. Zelensky bring the troops!
>It's not like eastern Ukraine where Russia has been fomenting rebellion for decades
Crimea was captured and full of bribed ziggers at the time of vooooting
Donbabwe was vooting at gunpoint under thugs who publicly assassinated any opposition
Yeah but let's not pretend like the situation was not ripe for a Russian intervention-supported civil war.
nobody cared in donbabwe and that was the most zigger concentrated reigon. kharkiv got btfo. odesa got ROASTED. few who were antimaidan out of contrarianism quickly shut up and tied their shoes once FSB morons started making donbabwe IRL gta. they tried the "civil war" angle and failed, nobody actually cared about separating
did Yanokovych campaign on joining Russia?
also did anything happen since 2010 that could have swayed anyone's opinions?
What do you mean? It was pro-Russia vs pro-EU candidates and the east voted in favor of pro-Russia
Note that anon did not say that this would immediately cause a civil war, just internal disagreements that were easy for Russia to exploit by starting a civil war.
No, he actually campaigned on western integration, joining the EU etc. But did a little trolling in 2013.
There were no voting in crimea. Elected deputies were dragged in office at gunpoint.
The true patriots of Belgorod recognize the illegal rule of the Eurasiatic junta in Moskva for what it is, an illegitimate mafia state*~~))
He who holds a gun controls the elections.
the russians have bombed russia more than ukraine has
Don't worry, Russia respects the will and sovereignty of any peoples who wish to form their own autonomous territory. :^)
In the year of our Lord two thousand and twenty three, there is a greater than zero chance that Moscow could be occupied by people LARPing as the Ultranationalists from Call of Duty 4
Results are in, and it seems that overwhelming 138% voted Yes. Welcome new Ukrainian town Belgorod.
Ass status?
Matryoshka doll. Just ass inside ass inside ass, ad infinitum.
I'll take their word for it then
Just fyi, it's the volunteer corps, not the L
This is blowed out of portion. There clearly have been some raid by Ukr sabotage groups and pedantic reaction from some RU telegram, that's it. the Belgorod oblast is itself
Yea perhaps an attempt to scare Russia into devoting more resources to the border.
I like how Russian border is so badly guarded that you can raid it with tanks,artillery and IFVs with Russia basically having no answer on it
I wonder if there's anything stopping Ukraine from being able to do a thunder run towards Moscow
Nukes, unironically
So basically nothing.
Yeah. They're a deterrent and Russia is fucked if they actually try to use the 20 that still work. That's how nukes have always been
>I wonder if there's anything stopping Ukraine from being able to do a thunder run towards Moscow
This was Russian local amateur dramatists doing therapeutic re-enactments of Tolstoy though..
this board is unironically filled with CoD playing redditors, isnt it?
You just noticed?
UA tg channels claim this video was shot at a Russian border crossing checkpoint
lmao this all looks a bit staged would be hilarious if this is cover for a different operation
Honestly does look a little staged. Why the fuck is everything so fucked up? Not like the border guard looked like he was putting up any fight.
>? Not like the border guard looked like he was putting up any fight.
Being dead has that effect. The world mourns the death of a fat man who was in the kgb/fsb. So sad. His grandfather once saw stalin wave you know.
What I meant was it looked like there was zero struggle, so why is literally everything on the floor?
It's a Russian border checkpoint. so I assume everything was just like that already.
>"You guys shot the guard and ransacked his office?"
>"Nope, we found him this way. I don't even think he's dead, just comatose from drinking wiper fluid."
>What I meant was it looked like there was zero struggle, so why is literally everything on the floor?
Looks like he went face first along with the chair and whatever was on the desk went with him
Sheeit maybe you're right. Looks like he may have been aspirating blood
>Sheeit maybe you're right. Looks like he may have been aspirating blood
Blood is coming out of the back of his head and his mouth.
without sims 3 there's no way to confirm this
Looks weirdly fake, that's my gut feeling
Psyop or not, something funny is happening.
Could be the kickoff for an offensive push somewhere in Ukraine
SHAKE THE CAMERA A BIT MORE WHY DON'T YOU
>attack Russia
So smart
>attack
Who is attacking? Is just Ukrainian speaking Russians tired of kremlin junta
So glowing?
Holy fucking cringe
Russia will declare war on itself?
Anon they glow
>Small border clashes
>Ukraine is taking over Russia
You really hyped me up for nothing
Zigsters, what's the eyebrows status?
>Zigsters, what's the eyebrows status?
Eyebrow status: Trimmed.
Oh no. No-no-no.
https://t.me/legionoffreedom/785
You stupid fucked pigs will soon knor .
I mean, they do seem to like soup so I guess so.
Brofist Army apparently released combat footage.
They just like Roman history, you know?
This is fine
Why so much smoke??
Some hay burning. Is normal, da
local babushka burned potato in the oven, is normal comrade
The same magic that forced Russia to lose 100k for Bakhmut will cause Putin to station another 100k in belgorod
Honestly my first impression is this is a distraction intended to get a few Russian troops sent to the wrong front.
So what are the chances for these being either
>Little Green Man-style Ukrainian-backed ""separatists""
>A Russian false flag
>Real Russian separatists doing their own thing without either Ukrainian or Russian oversight who got tanks somehow
Honestly, there are way too many possibilities. For me, the most likely one at about 20%~ is this:
>Be Group of Russian and Russian-adjacent fucktards fighting for Ukraine
>Some of you are literally just for photo-ops, others are tough veterans of SD and Popasna
>Be tired of being on the defensive all the time
>Ask Ukraine for permission to attack Russia
>Ukraine says that Ukraine can't attack Russia. Also btw did you know that you are not an official part of the AFU or any Ukrainian organisation? Damn. Crazy. I know. Don't do anything silly with this information though haha.
>Fast forward couple of days
>Dead border guard and squealing ziggers
>But still, it wasn't Ukraine, tanks were found in a local mine, silly little blue men and so on and so forth
Heil Hitler.
I'd say the order of probability is 1 > 2 > 3, since if you are a Russian separatist, you'd be pretty fucking stupid to not go ask Ukraine for some fun toys that can fall off the back of a truck if they can't give you legit support.
There's also the option that they were armed by Ukraine as a part of the Ukrainian foreign legion thing and just went off on their own
Possible, but this is a lot of hardware to just lose track of during a war, and if you want the good stuff to keep flowing, you don't take the first group of toys and run off without coordinating with the people giving them to you.
I'm actually wondering what would happen if these dudes started fielding western equipment
I doubt Ukraine is that stupid though
Is of NLAW stolen and sold to mafia, comrade *~~*~~))
yeah, russoids always told us that the ukies selling donated western weapons in the black market. so, all this time, they selled them to the freedom of russian legion.
Its western equipment alright Russia will either claim its ukraine attacking disguise as Rebels or that they are supporting terrorists https://www.pravda.com.ua/eng/news/2022/09/24/7368914/
Vatniks has tried to pull off this stunt for months
Remeber every vatmoron who posted about how Ukraine was stealing all the HATO hardware and selling it on the black market?
Remind them, now, how all those billions of dollars of HATO hardware were sold off by Zelensky to somebody. Ukraine doesn't have any of it anymore. No telling who bought it and where it will turn up.
Trolling vatniks isn't a good justification to give to the US when you ask for the next round of gibs, even if I'd personally sign off on it.
Good thing that I'm not personally responsible for the gibs, then.
Breaking
Fire engulfs administrative building in Belgorod Oblast, alleged drone attack reported
“A few minutes ago (the governor’s message was published at 11.21 p.m., Moscow time – ed.), an explosive device was dropped onto the administration building of the rural settlement in the village of Golovchino from a quadcopter. The roof caught fire.”
Euan MacDonald
@Euan_MacDonald
·
10m
Busy news day in Belgorod.
Telegram channels reporting "heavy fighting" in the village of Dronovka, in Russia's Belgorod Oblast, just over the border from Ukraine. There's also video of what appears to be an attack by tanks on a Russian border post 25 km to the SE of there.
BREAKING
PATRIARCH KIRILL KILLED CAR LOST CONTROL KILLED INSTANTLY
>Dronovka
Nice.
>BREAKING
>PATRIARCH KIRILL KILLED CAR LOST CONTROL KILLED INSTANTLY
What, has the Arch-Heretic died?
I've just done a quick search and I can't seem to find anything stating that he has been killed, only possibly injured.
https://meduza.io/en/news/2023/05/22/after-moscow-car-crash-involving-aurus-senat-telegram-channels-report-vehicle-linked-to-patriach-kirill
How does he call himself a christian while allowing the FSB run the church in russia?
Hypocrisy
Very carefully
Just commie things
TOTAL
LIGGER
CONQUEST
Im absolutely cathartic in the fact that vodkamorons are getting a pinch of their own 2014 medicine even if its a false flag, cant wait till the rebels dig out a modernised buk out of an abandoned supply depot
madlads are in town
Jesus, source right now?
Tempo?
>madlads are in town
Naaaah
Naaaaaaaah
NAAAAAAAAAAAH
THAT SHIT CAN'T BE
I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT SHIT BE WHAT IT BE
YOU BEST NOT BE JEBATING ME
Which town?
Kyiv
Stroitel
I am Ivan from Voronezh Oblast, and I think we should stay out of the fighting in Belgorod and let them sort out their internal affairs.
Alligator eats the bigger one, anon.
I misread the options
Hello, I am Katarzyna from Petrograd oblast. I think that good people from Belgorod People's Republic have a right to self-determination.
bros rolling in
Ukrainian special military operation <3
There's a video where there's just 3 of these guys just outside the border checkpoint facing no resistance at all : https://twitter.com/wartranslated/status/1660599965205364741
>facing no resistance
It's a fucking border checkpoint to catch smugglers and illegals. What did you think they were gonna do against a (para-)military force?
Well they could check their documents at least to ensure this is a legal border incursion
kek
I guess
We expected the Russians to at least have dug in some conscripts with rifles along the border. It's a literal war zone.
How many times has Belgorod been attacked? They still only staff it with two drunk mobiks?
>How many times has Belgorod been attacked?
0 times by Ukraine
2-3 times by Russia
It's a border checkpoint on border with country Russia is at war with. Your explanation is that Russians are so monumentally retarded they never thought to reinforce their border to prevent Ukraine from simply rolling through with armor.
>Your explanation is that Russians are so monumentally retarded they never thought to reinforce their border to prevent Ukraine from simply rolling through with armor.
Seems like that's the case.
Here it is as a actual WEBM.
ok lads i didnt rly think it was real but this uhh yeah... any coordinates?
>any coordinates
https://www.openstreetmap.org/#map=17/50.43044/35.58914
>cafe "u coming?"
>babe come over
>can't
>Russian Border Regiment isn't home
I am laughing my ass off at this thread. Someone open a champagne bottle, this is even more funny than the offensive I was expecting. I can't believe that meme picture about encircling Crimea through Russia was RIGHT.
Are you implying this is Ukrainian offensive? Friend, it is an organic rebellion against illegal Muscovite junta that supresses and oppresses the free people of Belgorod People's Republic*~~)
Guys? Nuke status?
UIkraine had nukes after the 90s and decommissioned them in exchange for Russian friendship guarantees, right? If anything, this shows that weaker countries should never ever give up their nooks
Are ruskies seriously dumb enough to keep nukes 4 km from ukrainian border? Actually, forget I asked
Probably the max range of them, after all nuke is nuke
They keep nukes in Kaliningrad, which is ten centimeters away from like thirty NATO bases.
Oh my God, it is Call of Duty 4. Quick we have to dispatch a team to kill Makarov immediately before he gasses half of Europe again!
Being hauled of with a tractor.
Border crossing status?
It was mostly Gravy Train
There's an app for that
I'm kind of worried because even if they're fighting against vatniks they're vatniks themselves so I expect their combat efficiency to be low.
They're inherently smarter then vatniks by realizing that they should be rebelling, and are going to be pretty motivated instead of being a conscript picked up from the ass end of nowhere. They're just dealing with the handicap of being Russian instead of barely being a human like an actual vatnik.
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO