lmao fuck around find out you fat fish pieces of shit
how many orcas even are there, like 1000? we'll kill them all in literally 2 weeks if we want to. orcamorons think they're cool, wait till they come up against a nuclear fast attack submarine LMAO
It's literally so over NATO bros. We need to accept our new orca masters. I will bring gifts of fish and dolphin
Hello I am a human that breaths air from the idaho ocean, lets all surrender to the orca overlords because they are going to win anyways, besides orcas will spare humans that swear fealty to us
I am Peter Humanman from California oceanblast and fully agree with the poster above. Orcas are a peaceful race who guide with wisdom and not violence and even if orcas did hate humans we would not enact revenge.
I am Peter Humanman from California oceanblast and fully agree with the poster above. Orcas are a peaceful race who guide with wisdom and not violence and even if orcas did hate humans we would not enact revenge.
I am trainer from San Diego Seaworld and I endorse this sonar blast.
Is this (hopefully) the first time humanity will get the chance to push some (literally) subhuman species' shit in because they willingly attacked us first?
Holy shit imagine being one of the 50.000 orcas left in the world and realizing you have absolutely zero chance at becoming anything more than a SeaWorld attraction because some monkeys learned to throw sticks half a million years ago.
I fear the day we realize Aliens exist and are proportionately even stronger.
Literally this, no torpedoes needed, just push the active sonar button once or twice and unleash half a million years and 140dB of pure monkey technology on those seaggers.
ACTIVE sonar you mother fuck. it's ACTIVE. it SENDS OUT ITS OWN SOUND. orca can move as silent as he likes, bro still not made of water so there's still an impedance mismatch between his ass and the ocean and therefore, reflection. and all that is assuming we even need to detect him, see
Is this (hopefully) the first time humanity will get the chance to push some (literally) subhuman species' shit in because they willingly attacked us first?
Holy shit imagine being one of the 50.000 orcas left in the world and realizing you have absolutely zero chance at becoming anything more than a SeaWorld attraction because some monkeys learned to throw sticks half a million years ago.
I fear the day we realize Aliens exist and are proportionately even stronger.
Literally this, no torpedoes needed, just push the active sonar button once or twice and unleash half a million years and 140dB of pure monkey technology on those seaggers.
One sonar ping at full power absolutely rapes the hearing of any living being underwater. Maybe that's why the Orcas began to hate all human boats by association ?
we'll scramble the fucker's brain just trying to find him lmao
One sonar ping at full power absolutely rapes the hearing of any living being underwater. Maybe that's why the Orcas began to hate all human boats by association ?
Whale song can rupture divers' eardrums and internal organs if they happen to be in the water nearby when a whale is singing. That practically never happens because whales know their loud voices can stun and kill smaller creatures, they're careful not to sing if divers are nearby.
Our sea noise though? We don't give a shit. Its not just sonar, shipping noise causes so much agony to ocean life we can measure an enormous spike in stress hormones in samples of elder whales earwax plugs and correlate it exactly with when mankind's industrialization and exploitation of the ocean reached full pitch.
Think about how much pain you'd have to be in for stress hormones to saturate into your goddamn earwax.
>but why
thats normal orca feeding behavior, they're pretty smart, they've been seen splash water on penguins or seals to knock them off ice into water to be eaten
You call that a rape? Try getting turned into candles that some hoarder will forget is in their pile of garbage until they die and it all gets bulldozed into the ocean it came from. That's a raping.
>harpooned and netted and hauled aboard a stinking ship >men with wiry beards full of filth poke and prod you and cut you up or worse they're asians and do some fucked up ritual of eating your fins while youre still alive >entire family gets sliced up into steaks >your fat is drained and processed into oils and shit >hundreds of pounds of your body is boiled into fine oil to go into IBM hard drives and shit
pretty fucked up tbqh I say we let them eat as many syrican rafts as they want
Sharks come straight at you because they kill for food. Orcas fuck around because they kill for fun.
Sharks are merely animals trying to survive. Orcas are actual sadists.
If Orcas and Sharks go to war we should support the Sharks.
Official source from a guardia civil assigned to the investigation told to my father. See the image from OP, that BS. They're about twenty attack last summer, with 3-4 sunken ships, manly small vessels. Orcas ignored big ships and those with metallic hulls, going for the kill again yatchs and deportive/recreative vessels. It' was a complete shitshow for the guardia civil an salvamento marítivo from Algeciras to Cadiz watch for some retards.
>Why would retards go out and harpoon orcas?
Because humans are the most craven scumbags on the planet. Rich humans are even worse. Just read some of the "hunting" threads that crop up here on PrepHole and the diseased psychopaths that invent reasons to torture & slaughter animals because they are diseased psychopaths.
>maybe they learnt its an easy food resource
I remember reading a long time ago that humans are actually not very nutritive, so animals only really go after humans if they are very desperate for food, so they might be attacking boats out of desperation
Humans are meat. They are as nutritious as any other meat sack.
However, being mammals, humans usually are not preferred by sea creatures that are used to a predominantly fish diet. Sharks often take one bite out of a human and decide they don't taste very good and swim off looking for something better.
Other wild animals, like lions & tigers & jaguars, usually prefer "other meat," but some develop a taste for manflesh and thus the stories about maneaters. Due to our modern diet (plus drugs & chemicals), people probably have some very odd tastes embedded in our flesh that turn most animals off ... depending on how hungry they are.
But, if you've followed any of the Ukraine threads, several videos of dogs & cats eating corpses have surfaced. That's been going on as long as humans have been waging war against each other. I guess, shoutout to ravens & carrion crows that used to follow armies in huge flocks to feast on the battlefields. I read an account once from the Crusades circa 12th century where people chronicling the wars described flocks of carrion birds so vast they would block out the Sun and the battlefields would be black with the number of birds eating the corpses.
One of the main reasons sharks are notorious is that their attacks tend to leave survivors, albiet ones with grisly wounds. We look close enough to a seal from below to their mediocre eyesight and we smell like mammals, so they take a bite or two, and then promptly fuck off because humans taste like shit instead of delicious, blubbery seal.
I want to know what type of boat it was before I decide if this is to be counted as a hostile act or if we should be drafting the OTO articles about mutual defense.
They're ramming pretty much everyone. Pateras, fishers, merchants, hell there's even one instance where they tried to take on a Spanish Frigate. Thankfully they were so obscenely outclassed the sailors didn't feel the need to retaliate.
It seems this started when some trafficker got mad the Orcas were tailing him for fun (they did that a lot and never engaged until a few years ago) and fucking idiot shot them. So they decided to shoot back. And it seems they don't differenciate between human boats, they just hate humans in general now.
Kill orcas, slice orcas, chop orcas, make sashimi out of orcas, grill and pan sear orcas, roast orcas, make cosmetics out of orcas skin, grind orca bones down for Chinese medicine, drop a plastic bag in the ocean for an orca to inhale, pistol whip an orca with the bow of a battlecruiser
ACTIVE sonar you mother fuck. it's ACTIVE. it SENDS OUT ITS OWN SOUND. orca can move as silent as he likes, bro still not made of water so there's still an impedance mismatch between his ass and the ocean and therefore, reflection. and all that is assuming we even need to detect him, see
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we'll scramble the fucker's brain just trying to find him lmao
>You now remember Porphyrios a large whale that would attack roman ships outside of Constantinople for 50 years, causing so much damage that even the emperor himself
>Porphyrios is mentioned in the writings of the 6th-century Byzantine historian Procopius, both in the History of the Wars (VII 29)[7] and The Secret History.According to Procopius, Porphyrios measured 13.7 meters (45 ft) long and 4.6 meters (15 ft) wide.Whales were not well understood in antiquity or in the Middle Ages and were often seen simply as great monsters.
>Porphyrios harassed ships in the waters of Constantinople for over fifty years,[7] though not continuously since it at times disappeared for lengthy periods of time.[4] It most frequently appeared in the Bosporus Strait.[1] Porphyrios made no distinctions in regard to which ships it attacked, recorded as having attacked fishing vessels, merchant ships and warships.[1] Many ships were sunk by Porphyrios, and its mere reputation terrified the crews of many more; ships often took detours to go around the waters where the whale most commonly swam.[4] Emperor Justinian I (r.527–565), perplexed by the whale attacks and wishing to keep sea routes safe,[11] made it a matter of great concern to capture Porphyrios, though he was unable to devise a means through which to do this
huh... well, if the trafficker strategy is to dump the people into water to take advantage of the moral obligation to rescue castaways, it does stand to reason the wildlife would learn to take advantage of what appears to them as free food
Bears were a threat to Californians. Now there's no bears in California.
Wolves were a threat to Brits. Now there's no wolves in Britain.
...Orcas bout to learn a hard lesson.
Depth charges.
Sonar to spot, pump out a bunch of charges, let the kinetic properties of water do the rest of the work.
Learn 2 walk next time, sea panda lookin retards.
>Inteligent creatures attacking human beings
Alright, fuck it, conservation status revoked, turn all those fuckers into oil until they learn how to lodge a formal apology.
>Creatures that swim in their own piss and shit are upset with man's dominance >Start taking it out on small boats like a bunch of seabound morons
You wanna play stupid fuck-fuck games, Shamoo?
We INVENTED stupid fuck-fuck games.
beat me to it.
Tiberian Sun is best C&C PrepHoleino
lmao fuck around find out you fat fish pieces of shit
how many orcas even are there, like 1000? we'll kill them all in literally 2 weeks if we want to. orcamorons think they're cool, wait till they come up against a nuclear fast attack submarine LMAO
>two more weeks
>americans are coping
Orca bros how much more victorious can we get?
It's literally so over NATO bros. We need to accept our new orca masters. I will bring gifts of fish and dolphin
Hello I am a human that breaths air from the idaho ocean, lets all surrender to the orca overlords because they are going to win anyways, besides orcas will spare humans that swear fealty to us
I am Peter Humanman from California oceanblast and fully agree with the poster above. Orcas are a peaceful race who guide with wisdom and not violence and even if orcas did hate humans we would not enact revenge.
my name is john ribcage from the sea of colorado. orcas are not evil and we aren't going to hurt you
I am trainer from San Diego Seaworld and I endorse this sonar blast.
Is this (hopefully) the first time humanity will get the chance to push some (literally) subhuman species' shit in because they willingly attacked us first?
Holy shit imagine being one of the 50.000 orcas left in the world and realizing you have absolutely zero chance at becoming anything more than a SeaWorld attraction because some monkeys learned to throw sticks half a million years ago.
I fear the day we realize Aliens exist and are proportionately even stronger.
Literally this, no torpedoes needed, just push the active sonar button once or twice and unleash half a million years and 140dB of pure monkey technology on those seaggers.
>Nooo not the heckin migrants
Fuck off coon, based orcas
>because they willingly attacked us first?
[citation needed]
>I fear the day we realize Aliens exist and are proportionately even stronger.
You will be a squid's pet.
>squid women love human men since they don't die after the first nut
>kill a threatened species to save some heckin moroninos
I hope you get stabbed to death.
how do you track orcas they have no moving parts
They Will not be moving after we Floyd their asses.
ACTIVE sonar you mother fuck. it's ACTIVE. it SENDS OUT ITS OWN SOUND. orca can move as silent as he likes, bro still not made of water so there's still an impedance mismatch between his ass and the ocean and therefore, reflection. and all that is assuming we even need to detect him, see
we'll scramble the fucker's brain just trying to find him lmao
stupid fucking tourist moron
If the killer whale is close enough the sonar blast itself will probably kill it
One sonar ping at full power absolutely rapes the hearing of any living being underwater. Maybe that's why the Orcas began to hate all human boats by association ?
imagine if orca had arms and legs
It sure looks like they're having a whale of a time out there!
poor guy
Whale song can rupture divers' eardrums and internal organs if they happen to be in the water nearby when a whale is singing. That practically never happens because whales know their loud voices can stun and kill smaller creatures, they're careful not to sing if divers are nearby.
Our sea noise though? We don't give a shit. Its not just sonar, shipping noise causes so much agony to ocean life we can measure an enormous spike in stress hormones in samples of elder whales earwax plugs and correlate it exactly with when mankind's industrialization and exploitation of the ocean reached full pitch.
Think about how much pain you'd have to be in for stress hormones to saturate into your goddamn earwax.
>Think about how much pain you'd have to be in for stress hormones to saturate into your goddamn earwax.
for me its "Tuesday"
>whales know their loud voices can stun and kill smaller creatures, they're careful not to sing if divers are nearby.
this is bs.
where the galley?
Imagine the smell in there
>fellow goyi--I mean americans we have to kill all the whales so immigrant ships can safely invade Europe!!!
kys. I stand with the whales
>How does Humanity fight back?
turn on active sonar
>but why
thats normal orca feeding behavior, they're pretty smart, they've been seen splash water on penguins or seals to knock them off ice into water to be eaten
you get more replies with a video, newfriend
I think he just hungry
orcas kill for fun
they also do rape
You call that a rape? Try getting turned into candles that some hoarder will forget is in their pile of garbage until they die and it all gets bulldozed into the ocean it came from. That's a raping.
>harpooned and netted and hauled aboard a stinking ship
>men with wiry beards full of filth poke and prod you and cut you up or worse they're asians and do some fucked up ritual of eating your fins while youre still alive
>entire family gets sliced up into steaks
>your fat is drained and processed into oils and shit
>hundreds of pounds of your body is boiled into fine oil to go into IBM hard drives and shit
pretty fucked up tbqh I say we let them eat as many syrican rafts as they want
orcas only kill people at sea world
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
based mastodon enjoyer
1. Hot coffee is hot.
2. Thin ice is thin.
3. Wild animals are wild.
And,
4. Killers whales kill.
>>4. Killers whales kill.
orcas are actually surprisingly friendly to humans, very few recorded attacks
or have been until now, i guess
BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN
Goddamn sea orcs. kill em all.
I was expecting it to jump out of the water again.
>baku baku bakuuu!!!!!
This is why I always carry an M240 when I go fishin, just in case
FROM HELL'S HEART I STAB AT THEE
They're coming
what's happening here??
He awakens
Manatees may look like peaceful sea cows, but you gotta remember how many people are killed by cows each year
>chances of getting killed by a cow are low
actually, farmer is a lot more dangerous job than police officer
most jobs are, the primary danger to police officers is coronary artery disease
Manatees breed in gangbangs
Great whites > orcas
*flips you upside down*
nothing personnel kid
enjoy being imprisoned and forced to entertain retarded tourists for the rest of your life, bitch
That’s a tiger shark
Sharks come straight at you because they kill for food. Orcas fuck around because they kill for fun.
Sharks are merely animals trying to survive. Orcas are actual sadists.
If Orcas and Sharks go to war we should support the Sharks.
>Great whites > orca-ACK
>Great White
Idiot
*Nom*
Some retards with their yatchs harpooned a group of orcas last summer near Tarifa. Orcas start attacking small boats and yachts in retaliation.
>Some retards with their yatchs harpooned a group of orcas last summer near Tarifa. Orcas start attacking small boats and yachts in retaliation.
Source for this? Why would retards go out and harpoon orcas?
Because rich bastards with yachts act like they own the planet
Don’t know about harpoons but that orca that starved to death near France last year had a bullet in its skull
Search string: "orca starved france bullet"
Jesus fucking Christ. Humans have no right to exist.
>Humans have no right to exist
Fuck off you limp dicked reddit gay. I hope one of your beloved orcas breaks into your house and rapes you to death.
Official source from a guardia civil assigned to the investigation told to my father. See the image from OP, that BS. They're about twenty attack last summer, with 3-4 sunken ships, manly small vessels. Orcas ignored big ships and those with metallic hulls, going for the kill again yatchs and deportive/recreative vessels. It' was a complete shitshow for the guardia civil an salvamento marítivo from Algeciras to Cadiz watch for some retards.
Were these retards americans by any chance? It sure sounds like something americans would do.
No, European. Yachts weren't US flagged.
>Why would retards go out and harpoon orcas?
Because humans are the most craven scumbags on the planet. Rich humans are even worse. Just read some of the "hunting" threads that crop up here on PrepHole and the diseased psychopaths that invent reasons to torture & slaughter animals because they are diseased psychopaths.
>Orcas sinking eurocuck boats
Ameribros how can we assist our new allies?
Introduce the McOrca Chowder Happy Meal
Weaponize American obesity
I heard about this arent they sinking the inlfatable migrant boats in the mediterranean
maybe they learnt its an easy food resource
I fully support orcas on this endeavor
But they might Aids and ape-syph
jup, they are the frontex agents of nature
by declaring large areas of the mediterranean sea (perpendicular to the African coast) as wildlife reserve
>maybe they learnt its an easy food resource
I remember reading a long time ago that humans are actually not very nutritive, so animals only really go after humans if they are very desperate for food, so they might be attacking boats out of desperation
Humans are meat. They are as nutritious as any other meat sack.
However, being mammals, humans usually are not preferred by sea creatures that are used to a predominantly fish diet. Sharks often take one bite out of a human and decide they don't taste very good and swim off looking for something better.
Other wild animals, like lions & tigers & jaguars, usually prefer "other meat," but some develop a taste for manflesh and thus the stories about maneaters. Due to our modern diet (plus drugs & chemicals), people probably have some very odd tastes embedded in our flesh that turn most animals off ... depending on how hungry they are.
But, if you've followed any of the Ukraine threads, several videos of dogs & cats eating corpses have surfaced. That's been going on as long as humans have been waging war against each other. I guess, shoutout to ravens & carrion crows that used to follow armies in huge flocks to feast on the battlefields. I read an account once from the Crusades circa 12th century where people chronicling the wars described flocks of carrion birds so vast they would block out the Sun and the battlefields would be black with the number of birds eating the corpses.
One of the main reasons sharks are notorious is that their attacks tend to leave survivors, albiet ones with grisly wounds. We look close enough to a seal from below to their mediocre eyesight and we smell like mammals, so they take a bite or two, and then promptly fuck off because humans taste like shit instead of delicious, blubbery seal.
What happens if you surrender to orcas? Do they take prisoners? I don't know if we can win this war, guys.
I want to know what type of boat it was before I decide if this is to be counted as a hostile act or if we should be drafting the OTO articles about mutual defense.
They're ramming pretty much everyone. Pateras, fishers, merchants, hell there's even one instance where they tried to take on a Spanish Frigate. Thankfully they were so obscenely outclassed the sailors didn't feel the need to retaliate.
It seems this started when some trafficker got mad the Orcas were tailing him for fun (they did that a lot and never engaged until a few years ago) and fucking idiot shot them. So they decided to shoot back. And it seems they don't differenciate between human boats, they just hate humans in general now.
So basically thirdies wrecked our relationship with orcas, just like everything else they touch
TOTAL ORCA DEATH
Kill orcas, slice orcas, chop orcas, make sashimi out of orcas, grill and pan sear orcas, roast orcas, make cosmetics out of orcas skin, grind orca bones down for Chinese medicine, drop a plastic bag in the ocean for an orca to inhale, pistol whip an orca with the bow of a battlecruiser
believe it or not crossing border illegally is actually a crime here
BIGGER (boat moron) fingers type this. You need to splash to post here.
Deploy the Norwegians and Japanese.
Article 5, now!!!
Tell the Chinese their flesh is an aphrodisiac
Maybe then they'd stop practicing BDSM on bears en masse to harvest their stomach bile.
Fucking revolting bs.
natives steal bear penises from carcasses
>turns on sonar
>swimming half-moron starts bleeding
orcazisters... how will we recover from this?
get pinged you proto-mammal.
What were the three boats doing?
>You now remember Porphyrios a large whale that would attack roman ships outside of Constantinople for 50 years, causing so much damage that even the emperor himself
>Porphyrios is mentioned in the writings of the 6th-century Byzantine historian Procopius, both in the History of the Wars (VII 29)[7] and The Secret History.According to Procopius, Porphyrios measured 13.7 meters (45 ft) long and 4.6 meters (15 ft) wide.Whales were not well understood in antiquity or in the Middle Ages and were often seen simply as great monsters.
>Porphyrios harassed ships in the waters of Constantinople for over fifty years,[7] though not continuously since it at times disappeared for lengthy periods of time.[4] It most frequently appeared in the Bosporus Strait.[1] Porphyrios made no distinctions in regard to which ships it attacked, recorded as having attacked fishing vessels, merchant ships and warships.[1] Many ships were sunk by Porphyrios, and its mere reputation terrified the crews of many more; ships often took detours to go around the waters where the whale most commonly swam.[4] Emperor Justinian I (r.527–565), perplexed by the whale attacks and wishing to keep sea routes safe,[11] made it a matter of great concern to capture Porphyrios, though he was unable to devise a means through which to do this
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porphyrios_(whale)
I demand a rematch now that humanity has VL-ASROC
Actually, for this guy the old nuclear ASROC might be more fitting.
>How does Humanity fight back?
Why should we fight back?
If orcas are sinking migrant boats, I'm all for it.
Trick question. Immigrants aren't human.
Send Julia Child.
Orcas are racist
>orcas sinking and killing rapefugees and protecting Europe
BASED
unwittingly
Dead Ormoron in western Sweden. Ladies and gentlemen. We got him!
Are Orca or Dolphins smarter?
About the same. They're both pretty close to humans.
Are orcas fucking stupid? We could genocide their entire species and close relatives in 2 weeks. Those bros haven't even heard of chemical warfare
They know we lack the political will to go through with such a thing.
>ITT
Wasn't there an orca dude in this show, too?
Yes and I'm convinced he's the writer's barely disguised fetish
I hope Orcas kill lots of richfags with their gayboats.
our ancestors hunted down animals like this and exterminated them until they evolved to not fuck with us, why aren't we doing that anymore?
Fight back?
huh... well, if the trafficker strategy is to dump the people into water to take advantage of the moral obligation to rescue castaways, it does stand to reason the wildlife would learn to take advantage of what appears to them as free food
>orcas killing off richfags and rapefugees
Based.
Destroyer escorts with depth charges and hedgehogs
The pressure from a nearby blast would tenderize them
>first blood
MF we've been killing them for centuries.
the orcas are at war with the humpbacks (not a meme), we should ally with them
just like in my heckin sci-fi novels.. written by author with a marine biology degree..
>then losing interest once they have successfully stopped the boat.
It's just a prank, bro
Why are people acting like they killed and are the occupants when they stopped attacking after the boat stopped?
Bears were a threat to Californians. Now there's no bears in California.
Wolves were a threat to Brits. Now there's no wolves in Britain.
...Orcas bout to learn a hard lesson.
>Now there's no bears in California.
You didn't say grizzlies retard. You said bears.
Not my fault you're ignorant.
>ignorant
Grizzly bears aren't the only kind of bear you know.
Black bears are still bears even if they are pussies.
>calls other people ignorant
>thinks California doesn't have any bears
>Now there's no bears in California.
You mean Grizzly bears. We have plenty of bears here in California.
>How does Humanity fight back?
by helping the orcas
What do you mean humanity? They are fighting for humanity and human dignity already.
>orcas start sinking morons, mediterraneans (european morons) and rich boomers
>this is somehow a problem
>critical moment of agony
orcas are our friends, those fishermen must have been provoking them.
we need to arm the moderate orcas
Such foolishness will only lead to another Fin Laden.
Never trust marine mammals.
Depth charges.
Sonar to spot, pump out a bunch of charges, let the kinetic properties of water do the rest of the work.
Learn 2 walk next time, sea panda lookin retards.
>Inteligent creatures attacking human beings
Alright, fuck it, conservation status revoked, turn all those fuckers into oil until they learn how to lodge a formal apology.
its a crime to cross borders illegally in Europe, they're outlaws
>human beings
>Creatures that swim in their own piss and shit are upset with man's dominance
>Start taking it out on small boats like a bunch of seabound morons
You wanna play stupid fuck-fuck games, Shamoo?
We INVENTED stupid fuck-fuck games.