The Orcan Forces have achieved first blood. How does Humanity fight back?

The Orcan Forces have achieved first blood
How does Humanity fight back?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      beat me to it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tiberian Sun is best C&C /k/ino

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmao frick around find out you fat fish pieces of shit

    how many orcas even are there, like 1000? we'll kill them all in literally 2 weeks if we want to. orcaBlack folk think they're cool, wait till they come up against a nuclear fast attack submarine LMAO

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >two more weeks
      >americans are coping
      Orca bros how much more victorious can we get?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's literally so over NATO bros. We need to accept our new orca masters. I will bring gifts of fish and dolphin

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's literally so over NATO bros. We need to accept our new orca masters. I will bring gifts of fish and dolphin

        Hello I am a human that breaths air from the idaho ocean, lets all surrender to the orca overlords because they are going to win anyways, besides orcas will spare humans that swear fealty to us

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I am Peter Humanman from California oceanblast and fully agree with the poster above. Orcas are a peaceful race who guide with wisdom and not violence and even if orcas did hate humans we would not enact revenge.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            my name is john ribcage from the sea of colorado. orcas are not evil and we aren't going to hurt you

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I am Peter Humanman from California oceanblast and fully agree with the poster above. Orcas are a peaceful race who guide with wisdom and not violence and even if orcas did hate humans we would not enact revenge.

          I am trainer from San Diego Seaworld and I endorse this sonar blast.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this (hopefully) the first time humanity will get the chance to push some (literally) subhuman species' shit in because they willingly attacked us first?

      Holy shit imagine being one of the 50.000 orcas left in the world and realizing you have absolutely zero chance at becoming anything more than a SeaWorld attraction because some monkeys learned to throw sticks half a million years ago.

      I fear the day we realize Aliens exist and are proportionately even stronger.

      Literally this, no torpedoes needed, just push the active sonar button once or twice and unleash half a million years and 140dB of pure monkey technology on those seaggers.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Nooo not the heckin migrants
        Frick off coon, based orcas

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >because they willingly attacked us first?
        [citation needed]

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I fear the day we realize Aliens exist and are proportionately even stronger.
        You will be a squid's pet.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >squid women love human men since they don't die after the first nut

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >kill a threatened species to save some heckin Black personinos
        I hope you get stabbed to death.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How does Humanity fight back?
      turn on active sonar

      how do you track orcas they have no moving parts

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They Will not be moving after we Floyd their asses.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        ACTIVE sonar you mother frick. it's ACTIVE. it SENDS OUT ITS OWN SOUND. orca can move as silent as he likes, homie still not made of water so there's still an impedance mismatch between his ass and the ocean and therefore, reflection. and all that is assuming we even need to detect him, see

        Is this (hopefully) the first time humanity will get the chance to push some (literally) subhuman species' shit in because they willingly attacked us first?

        Holy shit imagine being one of the 50.000 orcas left in the world and realizing you have absolutely zero chance at becoming anything more than a SeaWorld attraction because some monkeys learned to throw sticks half a million years ago.

        I fear the day we realize Aliens exist and are proportionately even stronger.

        Literally this, no torpedoes needed, just push the active sonar button once or twice and unleash half a million years and 140dB of pure monkey technology on those seaggers.

        One sonar ping at full power absolutely rapes the hearing of any living being underwater. Maybe that's why the Orcas began to hate all human boats by association ?

        we'll scramble the fricker's brain just trying to find him lmao

        stupid fricking tourist Black person

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          If the killer whale is close enough the sonar blast itself will probably kill it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      One sonar ping at full power absolutely rapes the hearing of any living being underwater. Maybe that's why the Orcas began to hate all human boats by association ?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        imagine if orca had arms and legs

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It sure looks like they're having a whale of a time out there!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        poor guy

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Whale song can rupture divers' eardrums and internal organs if they happen to be in the water nearby when a whale is singing. That practically never happens because whales know their loud voices can stun and kill smaller creatures, they're careful not to sing if divers are nearby.

        Our sea noise though? We don't give a shit. Its not just sonar, shipping noise causes so much agony to ocean life we can measure an enormous spike in stress hormones in samples of elder whales earwax plugs and correlate it exactly with when mankind's industrialization and exploitation of the ocean reached full pitch.

        Think about how much pain you'd have to be in for stress hormones to saturate into your goddamn earwax.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Think about how much pain you'd have to be in for stress hormones to saturate into your goddamn earwax.
          for me its "Tuesday"

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >whales know their loud voices can stun and kill smaller creatures, they're careful not to sing if divers are nearby.
          this is bs.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      where the galley?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the smell in there

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fellow goyi--I mean americans we have to kill all the whales so immigrant ships can safely invade Europe!!!
      kys. I stand with the whales

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How does Humanity fight back?
    turn on active sonar

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >but why
    thats normal orca feeding behavior, they're pretty smart, they've been seen splash water on penguins or seals to knock them off ice into water to be eaten

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    you get more replies with a video, newfriend

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think he just hungry

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        orcas kill for fun

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          they also do rape

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You call that a rape? Try getting turned into candles that some hoarder will forget is in their pile of garbage until they die and it all gets bulldozed into the ocean it came from. That's a raping.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >harpooned and netted and hauled aboard a stinking ship
              >men with wiry beards full of filth poke and prod you and cut you up or worse they're asians and do some fricked up ritual of eating your fins while youre still alive
              >entire family gets sliced up into steaks
              >your fat is drained and processed into oils and shit
              >hundreds of pounds of your body is boiled into fine oil to go into IBM hard drives and shit
              pretty fricked up tbqh I say we let them eat as many syrican rafts as they want

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          orcas only kill people at sea world

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN

        based mastodon enjoyer

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      1. Hot coffee is hot.
      2. Thin ice is thin.
      3. Wild animals are wild.
      And,
      4. Killers whales kill.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>4. Killers whales kill.
        orcas are actually surprisingly friendly to humans, very few recorded attacks

        or have been until now, i guess

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goddamn sea orcs. kill em all.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was expecting it to jump out of the water again.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >baku baku bakuuu!!!!!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is why I always carry an M240 when I go fishin, just in case

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    FROM HELL'S HEART I STAB AT THEE

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're coming

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's happening here??

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He awakens

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Manatees may look like peaceful sea cows, but you gotta remember how many people are killed by cows each year

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >chances of getting killed by a cow are low
            actually, farmer is a lot more dangerous job than police officer

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              most jobs are, the primary danger to police officers is coronary artery disease

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's happening here??

      Manatees breed in gangbangs

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Great whites > orcas

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      *flips you upside down*
      nothing personnel kid

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        enjoy being imprisoned and forced to entertain moronic tourists for the rest of your life, b***h

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s a tiger shark

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sharks come straight at you because they kill for food. Orcas frick around because they kill for fun.
      Sharks are merely animals trying to survive. Orcas are actual sadists.
      If Orcas and Sharks go to war we should support the Sharks.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Great whites > orca-ACK

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Great White
      Idiot

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        *Nom*

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some morons with their yatchs harpooned a group of orcas last summer near Tarifa. Orcas start attacking small boats and yachts in retaliation.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Some morons with their yatchs harpooned a group of orcas last summer near Tarifa. Orcas start attacking small boats and yachts in retaliation.

      Source for this? Why would morons go out and harpoon orcas?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because rich bastards with yachts act like they own the planet

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don’t know about harpoons but that orca that starved to death near France last year had a bullet in its skull

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Search string: "orca starved france bullet"
          Jesus fricking Christ. Humans have no right to exist.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Humans have no right to exist
            Frick off you limp dicked reddit homosexual. I hope one of your beloved orcas breaks into your house and rapes you to death.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Official source from a guardia civil assigned to the investigation told to my father. See the image from OP, that BS. They're about twenty attack last summer, with 3-4 sunken ships, manly small vessels. Orcas ignored big ships and those with metallic hulls, going for the kill again yatchs and deportive/recreative vessels. It' was a complete shitshow for the guardia civil an salvamento marítivo from Algeciras to Cadiz watch for some morons.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Were these morons americans by any chance? It sure sounds like something americans would do.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, European. Yachts weren't US flagged.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why would morons go out and harpoon orcas?
        Because humans are the most craven scumbags on the planet. Rich humans are even worse. Just read some of the "hunting" threads that crop up here on /k/ and the diseased psychopaths that invent reasons to torture & slaughter animals because they are diseased psychopaths.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Orcas sinking eurocuck boats
    Ameribros how can we assist our new allies?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Introduce the McOrca Chowder Happy Meal
      Weaponize American obesity

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I heard about this arent they sinking the inlfatable migrant boats in the mediterranean
    maybe they learnt its an easy food resource

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I fully support orcas on this endeavor

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        But they might Aids and ape-syph

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      jup, they are the frontex agents of nature

      https://i.imgur.com/SPnoI7m.jpg

      The Orcan Forces have achieved first blood
      How does Humanity fight back?

      by declaring large areas of the mediterranean sea (perpendicular to the African coast) as wildlife reserve

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >maybe they learnt its an easy food resource
      I remember reading a long time ago that humans are actually not very nutritive, so animals only really go after humans if they are very desperate for food, so they might be attacking boats out of desperation

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Humans are meat. They are as nutritious as any other meat sack.

        However, being mammals, humans usually are not preferred by sea creatures that are used to a predominantly fish diet. Sharks often take one bite out of a human and decide they don't taste very good and swim off looking for something better.

        Other wild animals, like lions & tigers & jaguars, usually prefer "other meat," but some develop a taste for manflesh and thus the stories about maneaters. Due to our modern diet (plus drugs & chemicals), people probably have some very odd tastes embedded in our flesh that turn most animals off ... depending on how hungry they are.

        But, if you've followed any of the Ukraine threads, several videos of dogs & cats eating corpses have surfaced. That's been going on as long as humans have been waging war against each other. I guess, shoutout to ravens & carrion crows that used to follow armies in huge flocks to feast on the battlefields. I read an account once from the Crusades circa 12th century where people chronicling the wars described flocks of carrion birds so vast they would block out the Sun and the battlefields would be black with the number of birds eating the corpses.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          One of the main reasons sharks are notorious is that their attacks tend to leave survivors, albiet ones with grisly wounds. We look close enough to a seal from below to their mediocre eyesight and we smell like mammals, so they take a bite or two, and then promptly frick off because humans taste like shit instead of delicious, blubbery seal.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happens if you surrender to orcas? Do they take prisoners? I don't know if we can win this war, guys.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to know what type of boat it was before I decide if this is to be counted as a hostile act or if we should be drafting the OTO articles about mutual defense.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're ramming pretty much everyone. Pateras, fishers, merchants, hell there's even one instance where they tried to take on a Spanish Frigate. Thankfully they were so obscenely outclassed the sailors didn't feel the need to retaliate.
      It seems this started when some trafficker got mad the Orcas were tailing him for fun (they did that a lot and never engaged until a few years ago) and fricking idiot shot them. So they decided to shoot back. And it seems they don't differenciate between human boats, they just hate humans in general now.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        So basically thirdies wrecked our relationship with orcas, just like everything else they touch

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    TOTAL ORCA DEATH

    Kill orcas, slice orcas, chop orcas, make sashimi out of orcas, grill and pan sear orcas, roast orcas, make cosmetics out of orcas skin, grind orca bones down for Chinese medicine, drop a plastic bag in the ocean for an orca to inhale, pistol whip an orca with the bow of a battlecruiser

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      believe it or not crossing border illegally is actually a crime here

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      BIGGER (boat Black person) fingers type this. You need to splash to post here.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Deploy the Norwegians and Japanese.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Article 5, now!!!

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell the Chinese their flesh is an aphrodisiac

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe then they'd stop practicing BDSM on bears en masse to harvest their stomach bile.
      Fricking revolting bs.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        natives steal bear penises from carcasses

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >turns on sonar
    >swimming half-Black person starts bleeding

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ACTIVE sonar you mother frick. it's ACTIVE. it SENDS OUT ITS OWN SOUND. orca can move as silent as he likes, homie still not made of water so there's still an impedance mismatch between his ass and the ocean and therefore, reflection. and all that is assuming we even need to detect him, see
      [...]
      [...]
      we'll scramble the fricker's brain just trying to find him lmao

      stupid fricking tourist Black person

      orcazisters... how will we recover from this?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        get pinged you proto-mammal.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What were the three boats doing?

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You now remember Porphyrios a large whale that would attack roman ships outside of Constantinople for 50 years, causing so much damage that even the emperor himself

    >Porphyrios is mentioned in the writings of the 6th-century Byzantine historian Procopius, both in the History of the Wars (VII 29)[7] and The Secret History.According to Procopius, Porphyrios measured 13.7 meters (45 ft) long and 4.6 meters (15 ft) wide.Whales were not well understood in antiquity or in the Middle Ages and were often seen simply as great monsters.

    >Porphyrios harassed ships in the waters of Constantinople for over fifty years,[7] though not continuously since it at times disappeared for lengthy periods of time.[4] It most frequently appeared in the Bosporus Strait.[1] Porphyrios made no distinctions in regard to which ships it attacked, recorded as having attacked fishing vessels, merchant ships and warships.[1] Many ships were sunk by Porphyrios, and its mere reputation terrified the crews of many more; ships often took detours to go around the waters where the whale most commonly swam.[4] Emperor Justinian I (r.527–565), perplexed by the whale attacks and wishing to keep sea routes safe,[11] made it a matter of great concern to capture Porphyrios, though he was unable to devise a means through which to do this

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porphyrios_(whale)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I demand a rematch now that humanity has VL-ASROC

      Actually, for this guy the old nuclear ASROC might be more fitting.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How does Humanity fight back?
    Why should we fight back?
    If orcas are sinking migrant boats, I'm all for it.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trick question. Immigrants aren't human.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Send Julia Child.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Orcas are racist

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >orcas sinking and killing rapefugees and protecting Europe
    BASED

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    unwittingly

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dead OrBlack person in western Sweden. Ladies and gentlemen. We got him!

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are Orca or Dolphins smarter?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      About the same. They're both pretty close to humans.

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are orcas fricking stupid? We could genocide their entire species and close relatives in 2 weeks. Those homies haven't even heard of chemical warfare

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They know we lack the political will to go through with such a thing.

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't there an orca dude in this show, too?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes and I'm convinced he's the writer's barely disguised fetish

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope Orcas kill lots of richgays with their gayboats.

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    our ancestors hunted down animals like this and exterminated them until they evolved to not frick with us, why aren't we doing that anymore?

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fight back?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      huh... well, if the trafficker strategy is to dump the people into water to take advantage of the moral obligation to rescue castaways, it does stand to reason the wildlife would learn to take advantage of what appears to them as free food

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >orcas killing off richgays and rapefugees
    Based.

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Destroyer escorts with depth charges and hedgehogs
    The pressure from a nearby blast would tenderize them

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >first blood
    MF we've been killing them for centuries.

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the orcas are at war with the humpbacks (not a meme), we should ally with them

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      just like in my heckin sci-fi novels.. written by author with a marine biology degree..

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >then losing interest once they have successfully stopped the boat.
    It's just a prank, bro

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are people acting like they killed and are the occupants when they stopped attacking after the boat stopped?

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bears were a threat to Californians. Now there's no bears in California.
    Wolves were a threat to Brits. Now there's no wolves in Britain.
    ...Orcas bout to learn a hard lesson.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Now there's no bears in California.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You didn't say grizzlies moron. You said bears.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not my fault you're ignorant.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >ignorant
              Grizzly bears aren't the only kind of bear you know.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Black bears are still bears even if they are pussies.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >calls other people ignorant
              >thinks California doesn't have any bears

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Now there's no bears in California.
      You mean Grizzly bears. We have plenty of bears here in California.

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How does Humanity fight back?
    by helping the orcas

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do you mean humanity? They are fighting for humanity and human dignity already.

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >orcas start sinking Black folk, mediterraneans (european Black folk) and rich boomers
    >this is somehow a problem

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >critical moment of agony

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    orcas are our friends, those fishermen must have been provoking them.

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    we need to arm the moderate orcas

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Such foolishness will only lead to another Fin Laden.

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never trust marine mammals.

  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Depth charges.
    Sonar to spot, pump out a bunch of charges, let the kinetic properties of water do the rest of the work.
    Learn 2 walk next time, sea panda lookin morons.

  50. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Inteligent creatures attacking human beings
    Alright, frick it, conservation status revoked, turn all those frickers into oil until they learn how to lodge a formal apology.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      its a crime to cross borders illegally in Europe, they're outlaws

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >human beings

  51. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Creatures that swim in their own piss and shit are upset with man's dominance
    >Start taking it out on small boats like a bunch of seabound Black folk
    You wanna play stupid frick-frick games, Shamoo?
    We INVENTED stupid frick-frick games.

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