How can the most populous country on Earth completely fail to develop any defence industry at all beyond small arms for DECADES? Fighters, helicopters, tanks, APCs, hell even the INSAS rifle was pulled from service. All failures. I think the only thing remotely competent is their shipbuilding and even then its heavily reliant on foreign made components. Their defence industry is completely reliant on importing shit they could never home to make themselves.
>5.56 only maimed aggressors >designed to injure, and not to kill
So the fricking pajeets were the ones to spam this shit for years on /k/. Color me surprised.
5.56 is shit though. Marts hitters have consistently lost every war once they moved to the 5.56. No real country uses the 5.56. 7.62x51 and 7.62x39 is the truth. Keep cooing you ar-15 Black folk
>Garand
had no impact on the strategic level of war
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I feel like the strongest argument for the idea of a General Issue rifle changing the strategic balance of a war would be the AK in Vietnam or FAL in Rhodesia.
What's this Harbor Freight painted anvil, bootleg movie theater camcorder VHS recording of Titanic, sidewalk-peddler Louie Vuitton and "Romex" wristwatch of a plane doing?
Also J-20 is trash.
Chinese AESA tech has still not been proven.
Their BVR missile capabilities are questionable.at best.
Chinese state media literally used Tejas mk1's footage to show that j-10 could a2g strikes.
Chinese engine tech is worse than Russia funny considering the mutts and frogs literally sold the designs of cfm-56 (which was the basis of f100 series engines(f-15 andf-16 engines) to china. Their serrations are a joke compared to the f-135's design. The j-20 has nothing equivalent of an SDB. Majority of j-20's are as trash as BLK 1 f-35's.
Their RCS is questionable and most likely have similar RCS to the super hornet. Which is literally the same RCS as the Rafales.
China's only real capability is the rocket force. Their air force is trash.
>This looks more fun than the chinese top gun knockoff.
Born To Fly was fricking awful. It completely missed the point of Top Gun itself, which is supposed to be over the top with a high-effort soundtrack, patriotic/militarist to a comical degree, awkwardly sexual, and very much like anime(because TG itself was a massive influence on anime). Born To Fly meanwhile was an edgy, grimdark action thriller that played it straight, and sucked fricking ass.
Fighter however is basically TGM mixed with Rambo 3 turned up to 11, with Bollywood musical numbers and some fantastic villains.
The main villain is surprisingly awesome. He's like a ripped Metalocalypse Islamist Jeffrey Dahmer.
>Born To Fly
holy shit they made more than one Top Gun knockoff? Because there was also Sky Fighters.
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>Sky Fighters
Lol I've never heard of this, isn't it French?
When I think of Top Gun ripoffs I think of Iron Eagle, Blue Tornado(Italy, 1991, starring the guy from Battlestar Galactica) and Gunbuster(incredibly kino 80s anime that's just Japanese Top Gun with lesbian instead of gay undertones and robots instead of planes, it was the first project of Hideaki Anno).
Enlighten me, /k/gay on the long line of foreign Top Gun ripoffs.
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>I've never heard of this, isn't it French?
there seems to be a French movie by the same name, but I was referring to this:
My favorite scene is where the protagonist gives one of the women in his squadron a gift of a big bag full of tampons. >Gunbuster
yeah, loved that show. >lesbian instead of gay undertones and robots instead of planes
You left out that there were giant space bugs instead of the Soviet Union, and blowing up the CORE OF THE GALAXY instead of dog fighting the new super MiG. >Enlighten me, /k/gay on the long line of foreign Top Gun ripoffs.
I don't much about that, but there was that Nicholas Cage one about helicopters called Fire Birds.
I love Indian cinema. Its like live action anime, always over the top. This looks more fun than the chinese top gun knockoff.
Idk how anyone can stand sitting through Indian movies without being stoned out of their minds or moronic.
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I enjoy them precisely because they're moronic shitposts
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Idk how anyone can stand sitting through Indian movies without being stoned out of their minds or moronic.
this has to be slow motion footage, right?
J 20 MIGHTY DRAGON REIGNS PEACE IN HEAVEN
BLACK SHADOW OF BOMBER-21 IS BANISHED 21 TIMES ACROSS HELL!
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implessive
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why are thirdies so very obsessed with the cobra?
why is that the only thing they think of when they think aerobatics?
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It's just Russias marketing. I remember going to an air show in the 90s when they'd send SU-27s out and I got a very impressive lecture about cobra manoeuvre and then they tried to sell me a video game (featuring cobra manoeuve). Never mind the fact you could clearly see exposed cord on the tyres- that's not going to stop the cobra manoeuvre.
I was a moronic child, if the sales pitch worked on me it will work on an Indian Filmmaker.
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anime ultimate technique but for airplanes
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cobra maneuvers are cool and all but i dont think it fricking matters when they get fricked by an amraam from bvr
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Wtf is that CG?
It looks like a PS2 game, and the control surfaces don't even move
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it's from Sky Fighters, I linked to it in this post
>I've never heard of this, isn't it French?
there seems to be a French movie by the same name, but I was referring to this:
My favorite scene is where the protagonist gives one of the women in his squadron a gift of a big bag full of tampons. >Gunbuster
yeah, loved that show. >lesbian instead of gay undertones and robots instead of planes
You left out that there were giant space bugs instead of the Soviet Union, and blowing up the CORE OF THE GALAXY instead of dog fighting the new super MiG. >Enlighten me, /k/gay on the long line of foreign Top Gun ripoffs.
I don't much about that, but there was that Nicholas Cage one about helicopters called Fire Birds.
It's hilariously bad it's worth watching just because it transcends past being cringe and you just laugh at it.
>Garand
had no impact on the strategic level of war
It did to some extent. It wasn't the deciding factor or anything, but American squads generally had a firepower advantage over their opposite number, which was good for morale among other benefits.
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>American squads generally had a firepower advantage over their opposite number
American rifle firepower (unlike armor, artillery and air attack) was never decisive and barely contributory. frankly they might have done better to stick to the Springfields and devote the excess production resources to BARs. nobody went around trying to scrounge Garands, but automatic weapons, definitely.
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Halfway expected him to jump out and fire an rpg and then get back in.
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why are thirdies so very obsessed with the cobra?
why is that the only thing they think of when they think aerobatics?
>loses all kinetic energy and presents the largest RCS return at you
heh, nothing personnel westoid
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idk, I wonder that too
I have low cringe tolerance myself so that rules out these movies for me
Also J-20 is trash.
Chinese AESA tech has still not been proven.
Their BVR missile capabilities are questionable.at best.
Chinese state media literally used Tejas mk1's footage to show that j-10 could a2g strikes.
Chinese engine tech is worse than Russia funny considering the mutts and frogs literally sold the designs of cfm-56 (which was the basis of f100 series engines(f-15 andf-16 engines) to china. Their serrations are a joke compared to the f-135's design. The j-20 has nothing equivalent of an SDB. Majority of j-20's are as trash as BLK 1 f-35's.
Their RCS is questionable and most likely have similar RCS to the super hornet. Which is literally the same RCS as the Rafales.
China's only real capability is the rocket force. Their air force is trash.
It would be ridiculous that any c**ts first plane is equal to US 5th Gen crowning achievement.
We genuinely need to see these planes battle tested until then it is Chinese shilling (nationalism, imperial and MIC ambitions) and US shilling ("daddy congress we will all die if you don't give us more money :(" ) galore.
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> STALL STALL STALL
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this has to be slow motion footage, right?
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Think of it more like a really hardcore athletics attempt, how many pain thresholds you can go through before you tap out
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I’m still traumatized by the fact that I once had to spend over 2 hours of my life for this, even though I was literally paid to watch it.
>Tejas (film) >The film was released on 27 October 2023 to mostly negative reviews from critics >ejas emerged as one of Hindi cinema's biggest box-office disaster within its first two days of release, with most theatrical screenings being cancelled on its opening day.
Even on screen the Tejas is a disaster lol, no wonder there wasn't one in sight in Fighter and they just stuck to Mirages and Su-30 MKIs
This main lead is like completely schizoid and only does these hyper-nationalistic indian movies because she's got the political cloud to get the funding for it. She stands as a candidate for parliament for the ruling party in the upcoming elections as well. Her movies are all massive flops because they are even for Bollywood standards too braindead and moronicly jingoistic, which is saying something
Time to be crass but like 99% of the appeal of Bollywood was everyone was hot why did they pick some butch looking chick baka my head
Indeed. It seems like they learned their lesson with Fighter however, she's one sexo pajeeta.
Also, fricking Jeets, wtf is this file name lmao.
Time to be crass but like 99% of the appeal of Bollywood was everyone was hot why did they pick some butch looking chick baka my head
Divine Archer, Perfect Warrior of All Universes Arjuna, may sometimes take form as Woman.
Sir, redeem and study Vedanta. You should not need these reminder.
In any case the Arrow of Arjuna once fired cannot mistake the target.
That's remarkable given I'd say Fighter is the most over the top chauvinistic propaganda movie I've seen from the 21st century. I might have to check out Tejas if it's getting into Who Killed Captain Alex territory.
Great Bird Father from beyond where the Sun sleeps, his tribe from beyond where the Sun sleeps their mouths flow with lies like big river. Say, "This Great Bird Father you cannot see!" but all see. Say, "This Great Bird Father defeat Eagle, defeat Falcon!", but Great Bird Father cannot do these things they say. Now forked tongues from beyond where the Sun sleeps say Indian afraid of Great Bird Father. More lies. Eagle not afraid. Falcon not afraid. Indian...not afraid.
It wouldn't surprise me in the least given everything the PLA has is just what the USSR was going to make if it didn't collapse.
They're "super ebin Abramskillr 69" tank is just a souped up T72.
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It is genuinely funny just how much of their military strategy is countering/attacking US military over the 9 dash line disputes since they forget that a US carrier is US soil and attacking US soil nets you a total war with a c**t that wins total wars.
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China's risk calculus with that seems to be a thesis revolving around baiting the U.S into a more attritional conflict in their waters. They obviously know they can't do shit outside their immediate neighborhood, so they play on the structural weaknesses of the U.S as a force.
Lafale 22 Laptol
The J-20 Sharting Dragon
The Indian fears the toilet witch
Do not underestimate the unibrowed services of India. The IAF recently figured out how to get shit stains out of the seats of the Tejas fighter.
How can the most populous country on Earth completely fail to develop any defence industry at all beyond small arms for DECADES? Fighters, helicopters, tanks, APCs, hell even the INSAS rifle was pulled from service. All failures. I think the only thing remotely competent is their shipbuilding and even then its heavily reliant on foreign made components. Their defence industry is completely reliant on importing shit they could never home to make themselves.
Sar...
We need to test the emergency brake
>for science
All aboard the Poo Choo train
ponder the aroma
The one dude at the back must have been in first class
I mean that's just efficient.
The real fun starts when they do the exact same shit on electrified lines.
Their IQ is like 82 anon
>5.56 only maimed aggressors
>designed to injure, and not to kill
So the fricking pajeets were the ones to spam this shit for years on /k/. Color me surprised.
5.56 is shit though. Marts hitters have consistently lost every war once they moved to the 5.56. No real country uses the 5.56. 7.62x51 and 7.62x39 is the truth. Keep cooing you ar-15 Black folk
Your basic rifle has essentially no impact on the strategic level of war
Complete nonsense.
>Garand
had no impact on the strategic level of war
I feel like the strongest argument for the idea of a General Issue rifle changing the strategic balance of a war would be the AK in Vietnam or FAL in Rhodesia.
Why the frick did India move onto 5.56 despite it's longstanding use of Soviet guns for which 7.62 would make more sense?
How is a glorified .22 so powerful?
>be 3.5 grams
>go 3400kph
Nothing personal
Brain drain. Anyone With any talent or had enough brain cells to realize they lived in a hell scape left an eternity ago
>How
>mean IQ is 82
Take a frickin guess.
If MiG and Lockheed Martin had a child
The Indian fears the MiG 17, seeing as their MiG 21s are falling out of the sky by themselves.
I find it insane India still uses those shitpiles that even the Viets have retired
What's this Harbor Freight painted anvil, bootleg movie theater camcorder VHS recording of Titanic, sidewalk-peddler Louie Vuitton and "Romex" wristwatch of a plane doing?
Would jets like the J20 even be able to operate effectively over the Himalayan mountains?
Not because we have rafale. Which is fully equal to the f-22 and thus superior to the j-20. Plus j-20 uses the engines of flankers.
Sir may I redeem?
Redeem your mom's only fans Timmy.
No saar I will of radeem my dalit mail order bride
I will feed her the most delectable amerislop excrement, none of that hindu street sludge
Shart in mart Saar while your mommy takes the dick of Tyrone the monkeboi
They still fear the F-16. That why it was the big bad in their Bollywood knock off of the new Top Gun.
the F16 is a plane worth fearing
Also J-20 is trash.
Chinese AESA tech has still not been proven.
Their BVR missile capabilities are questionable.at best.
Chinese state media literally used Tejas mk1's footage to show that j-10 could a2g strikes.
Chinese engine tech is worse than Russia funny considering the mutts and frogs literally sold the designs of cfm-56 (which was the basis of f100 series engines(f-15 andf-16 engines) to china. Their serrations are a joke compared to the f-135's design. The j-20 has nothing equivalent of an SDB. Majority of j-20's are as trash as BLK 1 f-35's.
Their RCS is questionable and most likely have similar RCS to the super hornet. Which is literally the same RCS as the Rafales.
China's only real capability is the rocket force. Their air force is trash.
You forgot about their amazing engines lol
>their engines
You mean Russian engines from 40+ years ago
Implessive
This thing took THIRTY TWO years and it's still only in the LRIP phase
Most Indian men won't have left home by 32 years so that's fairly reasonable
>the mirage we have at home
32-33 years is the average age of the Jeet soldier, so maybe they're thinking in terms of that.
Considering the conditions they live in it’s amazing that they live that long. Roaches are truly bombproof.
It's easy when your only enemies are Pakistan, Naxalites, and hillbillies on the border with Myanmar
Pajeet. you are man now. Here is your supersonic bride
Don't give them any ideas, they already frick grandparents and monitor lizard.
At the same time?
Must be a bit obvious turning up with a huge lizard at family gatherings for a threesome
Bullpup F-22
Has anybody here ever heard of the Indian TOp Gun ripoff called Fighter? It's one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
Genuinely thought this poster was an AI image at first. It's amazing how bad that looks.
No I hadn't
Here's the real eyegouger though if you need the extra suffering in your life
Holy shit.
Wait until you see the trailer lol, it immediately got me to watch the movie irl
I love Indian cinema. Its like live action anime, always over the top. This looks more fun than the chinese top gun knockoff.
>This looks more fun than the chinese top gun knockoff.
Born To Fly was fricking awful. It completely missed the point of Top Gun itself, which is supposed to be over the top with a high-effort soundtrack, patriotic/militarist to a comical degree, awkwardly sexual, and very much like anime(because TG itself was a massive influence on anime). Born To Fly meanwhile was an edgy, grimdark action thriller that played it straight, and sucked fricking ass.
Fighter however is basically TGM mixed with Rambo 3 turned up to 11, with Bollywood musical numbers and some fantastic villains.
The main villain is surprisingly awesome. He's like a ripped Metalocalypse Islamist Jeffrey Dahmer.
>Born To Fly
holy shit they made more than one Top Gun knockoff? Because there was also Sky Fighters.
>Sky Fighters
Lol I've never heard of this, isn't it French?
When I think of Top Gun ripoffs I think of Iron Eagle, Blue Tornado(Italy, 1991, starring the guy from Battlestar Galactica) and Gunbuster(incredibly kino 80s anime that's just Japanese Top Gun with lesbian instead of gay undertones and robots instead of planes, it was the first project of Hideaki Anno).
Enlighten me, /k/gay on the long line of foreign Top Gun ripoffs.
>I've never heard of this, isn't it French?
there seems to be a French movie by the same name, but I was referring to this:
My favorite scene is where the protagonist gives one of the women in his squadron a gift of a big bag full of tampons.
>Gunbuster
yeah, loved that show.
>lesbian instead of gay undertones and robots instead of planes
You left out that there were giant space bugs instead of the Soviet Union, and blowing up the CORE OF THE GALAXY instead of dog fighting the new super MiG.
>Enlighten me, /k/gay on the long line of foreign Top Gun ripoffs.
I don't much about that, but there was that Nicholas Cage one about helicopters called Fire Birds.
Idk how anyone can stand sitting through Indian movies without being stoned out of their minds or moronic.
I enjoy them precisely because they're moronic shitposts
J 20 MIGHTY DRAGON REIGNS PEACE IN HEAVEN
BLACK SHADOW OF BOMBER-21 IS BANISHED 21 TIMES ACROSS HELL!
implessive
why are thirdies so very obsessed with the cobra?
why is that the only thing they think of when they think aerobatics?
It's just Russias marketing. I remember going to an air show in the 90s when they'd send SU-27s out and I got a very impressive lecture about cobra manoeuvre and then they tried to sell me a video game (featuring cobra manoeuve). Never mind the fact you could clearly see exposed cord on the tyres- that's not going to stop the cobra manoeuvre.
I was a moronic child, if the sales pitch worked on me it will work on an Indian Filmmaker.
anime ultimate technique but for airplanes
cobra maneuvers are cool and all but i dont think it fricking matters when they get fricked by an amraam from bvr
Wtf is that CG?
It looks like a PS2 game, and the control surfaces don't even move
it's from Sky Fighters, I linked to it in this post
It's hilariously bad it's worth watching just because it transcends past being cringe and you just laugh at it.
It did to some extent. It wasn't the deciding factor or anything, but American squads generally had a firepower advantage over their opposite number, which was good for morale among other benefits.
>American squads generally had a firepower advantage over their opposite number
American rifle firepower (unlike armor, artillery and air attack) was never decisive and barely contributory. frankly they might have done better to stick to the Springfields and devote the excess production resources to BARs. nobody went around trying to scrounge Garands, but automatic weapons, definitely.
Halfway expected him to jump out and fire an rpg and then get back in.
>loses all kinetic energy and presents the largest RCS return at you
heh, nothing personnel westoid
idk, I wonder that too
I have low cringe tolerance myself so that rules out these movies for me
It would be ridiculous that any c**ts first plane is equal to US 5th Gen crowning achievement.
We genuinely need to see these planes battle tested until then it is Chinese shilling (nationalism, imperial and MIC ambitions) and US shilling ("daddy congress we will all die if you don't give us more money :(" ) galore.
> STALL STALL STALL
this has to be slow motion footage, right?
Think of it more like a really hardcore athletics attempt, how many pain thresholds you can go through before you tap out
I’m still traumatized by the fact that I once had to spend over 2 hours of my life for this, even though I was literally paid to watch it.
>straight up making the enemy Pakistan instead of making up a country like top gun
kinda based tbh
They released a new one called Tejas with uggo pajeeta
>Tejas (film)
>The film was released on 27 October 2023 to mostly negative reviews from critics
>ejas emerged as one of Hindi cinema's biggest box-office disaster within its first two days of release, with most theatrical screenings being cancelled on its opening day.
Even on screen the Tejas is a disaster lol, no wonder there wasn't one in sight in Fighter and they just stuck to Mirages and Su-30 MKIs
>Even on screen the Tejas is a disaster
ouch
Time to be crass but like 99% of the appeal of Bollywood was everyone was hot why did they pick some butch looking chick baka my head
Indeed. It seems like they learned their lesson with Fighter however, she's one sexo pajeeta.
Also, fricking Jeets, wtf is this file name lmao.
This main lead is like completely schizoid and only does these hyper-nationalistic indian movies because she's got the political cloud to get the funding for it. She stands as a candidate for parliament for the ruling party in the upcoming elections as well. Her movies are all massive flops because they are even for Bollywood standards too braindead and moronicly jingoistic, which is saying something
Divine Archer, Perfect Warrior of All Universes Arjuna, may sometimes take form as Woman.
Sir, redeem and study Vedanta. You should not need these reminder.
In any case the Arrow of Arjuna once fired cannot mistake the target.
That's remarkable given I'd say Fighter is the most over the top chauvinistic propaganda movie I've seen from the 21st century. I might have to check out Tejas if it's getting into Who Killed Captain Alex territory.
Well, it's nice that somebody does.
Great Bird Father from beyond where the Sun sleeps, his tribe from beyond where the Sun sleeps their mouths flow with lies like big river. Say, "This Great Bird Father you cannot see!" but all see. Say, "This Great Bird Father defeat Eagle, defeat Falcon!", but Great Bird Father cannot do these things they say. Now forked tongues from beyond where the Sun sleeps say Indian afraid of Great Bird Father. More lies. Eagle not afraid. Falcon not afraid. Indian...not afraid.
The only one who understood the assignment.
the indians can't even defeat old paki f-16s and their bootleg f-16 wannabe. what makes you think chinks need their wundwaffen to even defeat them?
Literal mig 21's shoot down paki f-16's wtf are you on??
Pakis are better pilots than chinks by a mile
The J-20 Loo
>they didn't know what that piece is or what it does
>but monkey see, monkey do
chinese j-20 so implessive it uses pvc pipe in the wienerpit
The Indian will be purchasing the J-20 in like 10 years anon
Big doubt Chinese would be selling J-20
They won't, hell I wouldn't be surprised if it's a giant shitpile like the SU-57 and they're just better at keeping that secret.
What's your favourite J20 variant?
I think the Chinese fear the J-20, does it even work?
I doubt it, the plane itself seems like a ripoff of a failed Soviet design imo
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mikoyan_Project_1.44
Oh hell no, they really sold them the development docs, same as israel with the Lavi?
yup
So, googled it and while it isn't official, Russian state media was calling out China that they stole the 1.44 design.
It wouldn't surprise me in the least given everything the PLA has is just what the USSR was going to make if it didn't collapse.
They're "super ebin Abramskillr 69" tank is just a souped up T72.
It is genuinely funny just how much of their military strategy is countering/attacking US military over the 9 dash line disputes since they forget that a US carrier is US soil and attacking US soil nets you a total war with a c**t that wins total wars.
China's risk calculus with that seems to be a thesis revolving around baiting the U.S into a more attritional conflict in their waters. They obviously know they can't do shit outside their immediate neighborhood, so they play on the structural weaknesses of the U.S as a force.