2011 Chinese PLA Type 11 Individual Soldier Self Heating Food Review Meal Ready to Eat Tasting Test
Steve running the risk of food poisoning again to bring us MRE content
2011 Chinese PLA Type 11 Individual Soldier Self Heating Food Review Meal Ready to Eat Tasting Test
>like the leather of a thousand fruits
this sounds like the chingirish you would read on the brochure lol
Brings the Yellow River of ten rectums
I have no idea how he has the will to keep taking the risk. I've had food poisoning twice in my entire life and I'd seriously rather have my arm broken than do it again.
describe what you ate and how you felt after oiling up
NTA but
>go to Italian restaurant day before driving down to Florida to visit grandma
>food is mediocre
>gf gets mildly sick from ziti
>get up early next morning for the road trip
>stomach growls
>ohhh leftover ziti gf has weak baby stomach anyway
>i would drive through baltipoor and DC because i enjoy living
>she'll take the last 6 hour leg to our hotel in SC
>cross into Maryland
>feel a cold sweat and pit in my stomach
>dismiss it as the usual sensation of approaching baltimore
>sweating buckets by DC
>make it to the first rest stop after DC and puke as hard as ive ever puked in my life
>sprint into the bathroom and shit liquid for 30 minutes straight
>spend rest of trip with fever in the back seat rolling around quietly singing avril lavigne
>have to stop at every stop on I95
>hard vomit
>faucet shit
>maybe hard vomit again
>get back on the road and hallucinate in the back seat
>pray an 18 wheeler hits us and ends my misery
>get to hotel
>so weak have to carry bags two hands one at a time
>get to desk
>mutter name while collapsing against the counter
>"here are your keys but elevator is out"
>drag self and bags up three fleights of stairs
>get to room
>collapse in the comfiest bed i have ever laid upon and sleep
>gf wakes me up with chicken noodle soup
>"b***h if you dont get that shit out of my face and let me sleep" i imagine saying before sleeping the best sleep of my life
>wake up next day feeling better than ever before
>enjoy reheated soup and crackers
>dismiss it as the usual sensation of approaching baltimore
lmao
>dismiss it as the usual sensation of approaching baltimore
>get back on the road and hallucinate in the back seat
mmmm delirium
god dude same, one from a sketchy ass chinese lobster and another from a shitty bowl of ramen
I got food poisoning exactly once in my life. M8.... I'm not saying I'd rather die than experience that again, but that was the worst thing I've ever experienced.
I went out with a group to dinner once and everyone got food poisoning, but my symptoms were luckily pretty mild. I had a bit of a sweat on and some nausea, but no actual D&V. Everyone else was saying how they were dying and shitting everywhere.
Probably just lucked out or got less than everyone else.
I've had food poisoning a handful of times, but by far the worst was from mussels. Pretty much fever, extreme cramping, and violent diarrhea and vomiting for most of a night. Horrendous experience.
Still eat mussels, but then again I am moronic.
I've had it once in my life and it was the absolute worst. Two days of full symptoms of firing out of both ends like a fire hose and eventually puking with flakes of blood, had to go to the hospital for IV I was so dehydrated and couldn't keep water down. Got everything my friend was eating except I also got a salad with the meal so I'm pretty sure those dumb fricks prepared the salad on the same tray as the steaks
got food poisoning at Momocon once and puked my entire life up in the hotel lobby bathroom wearing like the skimpiest cosplay ever
>captcha G4YN
What was it cosplay of?
FMA Envy.
It wasn't THAT bad, but yeah it's pretty fricking awful.
Shat and puked chunks of meat, the smell was fricking horrid. Thankfully, I got better after a day or two.
If my memory serves me right, the chinks gave him botulism and the ukies gave him e-coli.
There was another nation or two that also gave him some food poisoning, but I can't quite remember which.
>shat chunks of meat
surely not
He won't touch the rice because last time the rice touched him
the rice looks shit
totally dry and chunky
Aren’t ameri-burgers embarrassed that the based Chinks are slowly surpassing them in MREs?
>surpassing
In lethality?
it incentivizes the soldier to fight so he can return home and suffer from less food poisoning.
June 4th, 1989
Tiananmen Square Massacre
Tiananmen Square Protest
Free Tibet
The Great Leap Forward
Chinese MREs are shit you commie homosexual.
Jesus Steve, don't do it. It's not worth it!
He is shaking a lot in this one. Very hard to watch. Hope he is okay ;_;
ESLs trying too hard
Yeah, he also lost weight.
This. He's nowhere near as buff as he used to be, I wonder if he got the coof jab.
>shaking
he has nerve damage from botulism, he's had the shakes for literal years newfren
I know. It's been getting worse
>he has nerve damage from botulism, he's had the shakes for literal years newfren
Has he actually addressed this? I thought it was from lifting weights before he shoots his videos.
I assumed he fasted before doing a video, since MREs are very high calorie and Steve is in pretty good shape. When I fast, by the third or fourth day, I get shakey hands like that.
why are his hand shaking so much?
he's clearly trying to compensate for it by moving his hands a lot
it almost looks like stage fright.
other parts of the video his hands are still
too much type2 coffee?
>doesnt actually eat the rice
My man Steve learned his lesson
>ice cold block of granite-esque plastic rice
>cuts away every time he's about to eat like four times
>video ends before he takes a single bite
Learned his lesson last time, nice.
I feel those Hypoxia bars are total bullshit.
Also I like the electronics packing foam around the meal.
Chinese food is absolutely disgusting. my ex was half chinese and her dad would cook the grossest or blandest shit I've ever ate. I don't know how the chinese even survive as a race.
asian dads cook the most toxic shit ever.
my friends dad will regularly leave cooked meat on a stove top, uncovered, for like over a week and continue to eat it the whole time. Like it would stink the entire house up and be visible rotten and he would just eat it.
he would also bring home weird ass inedible fish and offal and make soups out of that would smell like chemicals.
he wasnt even poor he literally came from nobility
It's famine culture, they've adapted to eat anything that moves or grows. We've all seen that webm of the old lady eating a baby bird she finds while trimming a hedge. I've also seen people just pick flowers growing next to the street, take them home, boil them in water, and call it soup.
>I've also seen people just pick flowers growing next to the street, take them home, boil them in water, and call it soup
Dandelion soup was popular during the great depression
Some of the funniest map ever proves that.
Mallard is supposed to be common af normal duck that should be everywhere, except mainland China for some reason kek. They do go to Korea, Japan and Taiwan, but those who land in China become Pekin Duck.
>I've also seen people just pick flowers growing next to the street, take them home, boil them in water, and call it soup.
cress, mustard, berries and nuts are also foraged
>famine culture
yes, but they're only about 60 or 70 years behind the West in this regard
your friend's dad is just moronic
It's amazing how chinese rations are always the most depressing ones.
They are like "emergency survival raft" -level bare minimum food items. It's just wheat, oil, salt and sugar compressed into one unbelievably boring bar. Even the mains are like "We took rice, tuna and maybe some peas and put it through a blender and compressed it into onions green".
There is never any attempt to make it tasty, or even nice looking. It's the absolute pinnacle of slop. Like Corpse starch in wh40k.
I mean, they used to eat shit covered peanuts that came straight from horse's butthole.
>that time he tried US Vietnam era meal kit complete with unfiltered cigs and had a Vietnam flashback on that first draw.
>half of youtube comments blaming chinks for poisoning steve
>other half of youtube comments claiming he got sick from ukrainian ration or somethjing else and claiming its chinese is racist
who knows the whole story? Did he ever address anything?
>who knows the whole story?
Pretty sure the answer is he got sick from both. The Ukranian ration gave him E. Coli if memory serves.
>trusting chink shills ever
When in doubt, pick the non chink side every time.
Better be careful here, you don’t want to hurt the feelings of the Chinese people.
Rest in peace.
>Hi, I’m Steve1989MREInfo and this is jackass.
The man with the iron stomach. Gutter oil is no obstacle.