stealth camping, what it is and what it isn't
I don't want to pay rent
I want to live in wood near city get phone signal go on phone all night
drink Pepsi in the wood
jerk off where no bears can hear
can I do? what are tip trick and survival.
does anyone else?
please help to stealth camp no want to pay rent
If you sleep in something like OPs picture, how do you keep snakes away? I am scared of waking up and finding a rattle bug next to me, so that's why I have never cowboy camped before.
Any tips would be most appreciated friends.
A bug net (often called a bug bivy when they’re shaped like this) can be setup under the tarp. Without one you might get snakes and you’ll definetly get a lot of bugs crawling in your lips, up your nose, in your ears, and snuggling in your sleeping bag with you. Pic the the Mountain Laurel Designs bug bivy but there are a bunch of companies making them.
What if it rains? Just sleep in the puddle?
This is basic campsite selection. If there’s a puddle then you either chose a poor spot or are in a designated area and should have known better.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=98&v=RdWdlkBJLJ4&embeds_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fandrewskurka.com%2F&feature=emb_logo
Also that particular bug net has a 4,000mm 30d bathtub floor. It’s no different than a tent.
Don't camp next to south-facing slopes, where the critters come to sun.
Don't camp next to big flat rocks under which they can hide.
Screen your campsite carefully for burrows and the like.
floorless + bivy
Borah Gear makes lightweight ones.
its true nobody has ever been outside its actually not even possible
Its little known but if you sleep outside you get fried by the curfew ray
How else can I escape without first imagining it? I want out of this hell
it's not "planning your escape" if it's pure fantasy unanchored in reality, it's just jerking off, and the regulars here are tired of the same threads with the same shutins demanding to be jerked off.
my whole life
A bivouac is all you really need,
literal hobos have better setups than the people posting ITT
Hobos stink and are a nuisance for everyone. There's a difference between a cool hermit who lives alone in nature and a fricking hobo. Hobos should be all culled tbh.
at least their tents have walls
>Hobos stink
You’ve never spent much time outside and it shows
You've never had to walk or drive by encampments and it shows
Only when I have to visit a city. There aren’t any encampments out here because the sheriff runs them off. It must suck living in a bug hive.
Hobos smell like they haven’t showered in several days. The crazy ones smell like pee, but that’s an exception.
Please don't do what I see all the scum frick hobos do around here and litter. At least have the humanity to throw your refuse in a dumpster or gas station trash can. For the love of god don't burn down the forest. And please, please don't move to where I live
Would this work for Australian snakes
Yeah I use one of these when hiking, my balls are not big enough for rawdog sleeping. Keeps out all kinds of nasties and they’re light and easy to setup.
What brand is it? Id like to try one
Need me a campig
Sory only steff camp in wife is kill