So Russia either got very good news or very bad news a couple days ago if they're actually going ahead with mobilization.

So Russia either got very good news or very bad news a couple days ago if they're actually going ahead with mobilization.

  1. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Who would win if you put all these dudes into a cage match?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Dude on the far left looks like he's got some fight in him.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        It's either him or the guy next to him. Both seem like the youngest men there.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        The spirit of Ghengis and the glory of Tengri is with him.
        America/Nato should arm Mongolia with robotic horses so they can landgrab the russian far east before China does. A neo-mongolian empire would be beyond kino and blessed, especially when they are the less corrupt and most democratic shithole in all the countries in the picture.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        It's either him or the guy next to him. Both seem like the youngest men there.

        Aren't you both forgetting someone?

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          What's with the newspaper on the floor?

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            At least its not plastic

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Him and the Potato man looks angry to be there. And Modi looks like the only one who’s happy

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          India is making out like a bandit with cheap Russian energy. They literally can't store or consume any more. But they need to find new arms suppliers now.

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            >Need new arms suppliers
            >Act like an antagonist ass to the United States and side with Russia all throughout the Cold War and 2000s.
            Their only option is going to be South Korea to piss off China. Unless, Modi and India government can stop being shitters and lap up Anglo cum.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            >But they need to find new arms suppliers now.
            Good luck with that. China is obviously a no-go, the US and the rest of the West don't trust them and probably won't anytime this decade, and their domestic sector...well, they're Indian. I need say nothing more.

            In other words, India is fucked for the foreseeable future. But hey, at least you got all that oil and gas for cheap, hey Modi? You shortsighted fuckwit

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              The French will sell to anyone. They would be selling to the Russians right now if they could get away with it.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >The French will sell to anyone if it pisses off the Anglos.
                close, but still fixed that for you.

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              India's always been fucked and will always continue to be fucked until it sorts out its domestic issues.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            >They literally can't store or consume any more.
            so they're not profiting from it anymore.
            nobody really profits off this war overall, maybe except NATO as an organization.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        He's a mongol so he'd get my bet also

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        That's the Mongolian president. My money's on him as well.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        His ancestors legit BTFO'd everyone else's in that picture. India took a little longer though.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Lukashenko is fucking strong, he would rect everyone there.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      The Mongolian President is literally a former wrestler so....

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      potato colonel and mongolian president are clear favorites, i think the tajik also has some fight in him

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      We're starting to find out IRL.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Third from the left. Lanky wiry dudes always pull off upsets.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      My money's on Erdogan.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      we have at least 3 guys from the sovkhoz/agrarian faction with Luka, the Tajik and Turkmenistani so i bet they'd cooperate in the beginning (at least till Luka learns that the Turkmenistani is already a colonel and snaps him in half out of jealousy)

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Always bet on the Mongols.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Israel

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Potatoman and the guy on the far left seem well built, the egypt front guy also seems quite large

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Can people form temporary alliances in this cage match or is it a pure FFA? I feel like the smaller dudes would want to gang up on the bigger ones.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Short people are like women, they hate each other more than anyone else hates them

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Aliyev looks like he has a lot of suppressed rage.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      belorussian troglodyte

  2. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    russia is fucked

  3. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    What good news could lead it to mobilization? It's unironically over for Russia, there are no two ways about it.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much yeah. How are they going to compensate for the massive loss of vehicles and trained soldiers with fucking reservists? And the logistics to get them all to the frontlines? An unbelievable nightmare. They couldn't supply 100k troops properly. How are they going to supply more?

  4. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Russia's POV was pretty much ignored in the SCO event.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      as it should be

      all their pov is projection and made-up excuses

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Both Xi and Modi more about seeing their economies grow and inflation reduced rather than stiggin' it to NATO. No surprise that they don't support the war.

  5. 5 days ago
    Anonymous
  6. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >try to keep what they have during winter months
    >use that time to train conscripts
    >spring time rush them to their death in thr sunflower fields

    Kino is on the menu

  7. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why do dictators always look so dodgy?

  8. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    is the mongol on the right???

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      kek, he would wreck putin and xi at the same time

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Being shorter than Asians.
      Putin, I think it's time to retire.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Hahaha look at Putin's lifts.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Xi unironically looks terrifying. He looks exactly like the kind of guy who would casually order an underling's organs to be harvested if they failed him.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Well considering they have organ harvesting networks administered through military hospitals he likely has.

        Anywhere else in the world you wait months, if not years for a suitable organ transfer. In china the wait is two to three weeks. No matter what type you want as they will harvest a live prisoner if they lack one in cold storage. CHINA NUMBA WAN

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        I think that's just because you know him as the leader of the Chinese government, and anyone who can claw their way to the top of a political institution as oblique and corrupt as that must have done some pretty shady stuff along the way. Without any other context, I would probably describe his appearance as unassuming.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Nah it's real. Something about the weird saggy face, slight smile, and slit eyes like black voids make it look like a demon is wearing his skin as an ill-fitting suit.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            >Something about the weird saggy face
            bro that's called "aging"

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              you can have kindly-looking old people Xi has inherently demonic energy

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      This is a shop right? There's no way he's that short.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        http://en.kremlin.ru/events/president/news/69357/photos/68938

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      hahaha look at that liddle monke manlet

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine being VISIBLY shorter than both a Chink and a Mongolian

  9. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Erdogan
    >Putin
    their relationship has so many ups and downs lol

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Erdogan
      Papa roach is the very definition of playing every side possible.

  10. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder why they haven't put Ergodan and Aliyev next to each other

  11. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    What is their end goal? Do autocratic shitholes not care about the future?

    Captcha: 4SGAY

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      same as it always is under an autocratic government
      preserving and strengthening their grip on power, no matter the cost

  12. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Grand Eurasian Alliance: cancelled

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Oh to be a fly-on-the-wall when Putin found out Erdogan's position on things

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Ole Erdo kept trying to play it safe with both sides, but now that the writing's on the wall that Russia's time in the sun is fucking ogre, he'll have to keep looking good for NATO, what with being a member, at least in name.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Turkey's going to be irrelevant in a few years, the only reason anybody bothered humoring and tolerating it was because of the geopolitical implications of its proximity to Russia. Erdogen better milk the next few years for prestige for all it's worth, it's going to be the last time anybody cares about Turkey.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            >Turkey's going to be irrelevant in a few years, the only reason anybody bothered humoring and tolerating it was because of the geopolitical implications of its proximity to Russia. Erdogen better milk the next few years for prestige for all it's worth, it's going to be the last time anybody cares about Turkey.

            Imagine being this deluded. Russia isn't going to cease to exist in the next few years, and regardless of that, Turkey's position the next 2 decades will be the same as it's been through out the 1990s and 2000s when Russia was not seen as an issue for the West.

            Turkey is still the only NATO state that borders Iraq, Iran, Syria and the South Caucasus, and is the only link to Central Asia, and controls the strait to the Black Sea. And that's not even getting into other factors of importance that Turkey has that will be be apparent across the coming decade.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >expecting turkey and russia to be friends
      some people should really pick up a history book. just because erdofag is playing both sides like a garden gnome doesn't mean he's down to deepthroat russian cock. having russia hold 70% of the black sea coastline is certainly not something they want.

  13. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    India in a permanent standoff with China and Pakistan
    Kyrgyzstan and Tajikistan at each other's throats.
    Turkey being one of Ukraine's strongest supporters against Russia.
    Uzbekistan hating all the other stans and just waiting for the right moment.
    What a clusterfuck of an organization.

  14. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    It wasn't good news. Putin looked like his balls were cut off.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      It was funny how everyone made him wait like a bitch. One of Stans presidents didn't even go to meet him, but send the prime minister instead.

  15. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    they all look like midgets wtf.

  16. 4 days ago
    /out/ie

    Erdogan!
    You rat!
    How could you do this to NATO?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Erdogan hasn't been a rat, for once. He told Putin to his face that he needs to give Ukraine back their territory, and not just the post-24th Feb territory: all of it, including Crimea.

      • 4 days ago
        /out/ie

        WTF, i love Erdogan now!

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >including Crimea.
        yeah, by that he meant "to rightful owner turkey"

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Ole Erdo kept trying to play it safe with both sides, but now that the writing's on the wall that Russia's time in the sun is fucking ogre, he'll have to keep looking good for NATO, what with being a member, at least in name.

      India in a permanent standoff with China and Pakistan
      Kyrgyzstan and Tajikistan at each other's throats.
      Turkey being one of Ukraine's strongest supporters against Russia.
      Uzbekistan hating all the other stans and just waiting for the right moment.
      What a clusterfuck of an organization.

      Turkey isn't a member of the SCO. It's a 'Dialogue partner' alongside Azerbaijan, Armenia, Cambodia, Nepal and Sri Lanka.

      Belarus, Iran and Mongolia are 'Observer states', with the former two expected to be Members next year.

  17. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Russia's actions have little to no correlation to the facts of the matter

  18. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Notice how putin isn't even allowed to stand adjacent to Modi and Xi

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      He's been relegated to second tier, at the same level of importance as Kazakhstan.

  19. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why are leaders of nations always such fat unfit beta manlets?
    Why don't alpha men become nation leaders?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Why are leaders of nations always such fat unfit beta manlets?
      That's authoritarian states for you. Led by short, sneaky schemers who want the world to see them as bigger than life.

      Conversely, democratic states tend to elect people who are a good deal taller than average: average height of all US presidents to date is 5' 11".

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Why don't alpha men become nation leaders?
      apologize

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        The way Luka avoided going full retard and going down with Vlad still cracks me up.
        >"Luka come on, you said you'd attack too, it's been a month!"
        >"All right, all right, just let me finish peeling these potatoes."
        >"You said that three weeks ago!"
        >"There are lots of potatoes."

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          someone post the comic

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous
            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              jej

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >see Steven, this is how you sharpen a carrot to kill people with

  20. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    estonia just suddenly descided to put all their border guards on high alert and put them through excersizes to prepare them for "some sort of event that would cause a massive amount of refugees coming from across the russian border"

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