The spirit of Ghengis and the glory of Tengri is with him.
America/Nato should arm Mongolia with robotic horses so they can landgrab the russian far east before China does. A neo-mongolian empire would be beyond kino and blessed, especially when they are the less corrupt and most democratic shithole in all the countries in the picture.
India is making out like a bandit with cheap Russian energy. They literally can't store or consume any more. But they need to find new arms suppliers now.
>Need new arms suppliers >Act like an antagonist ass to the United States and side with Russia all throughout the Cold War and 2000s.
Their only option is going to be South Korea to piss off China. Unless, Modi and India government can stop being shitters and lap up Anglo cum.
>But they need to find new arms suppliers now.
Good luck with that. China is obviously a no-go, the US and the rest of the West don't trust them and probably won't anytime this decade, and their domestic sector...well, they're Indian. I need say nothing more.
In other words, India is fricked for the foreseeable future. But hey, at least you got all that oil and gas for cheap, hey Modi? You shortsighted frickwit
>They literally can't store or consume any more.
so they're not profiting from it anymore.
nobody really profits off this war overall, maybe except NATO as an organization.
we have at least 3 guys from the sovkhoz/agrarian faction with Luka, the Tajik and Turkmenistani so i bet they'd cooperate in the beginning (at least till Luka learns that the Turkmenistani is already a colonel and snaps him in half out of jealousy)
Pretty much yeah. How are they going to compensate for the massive loss of vehicles and trained soldiers with fricking reservists? And the logistics to get them all to the frontlines? An unbelievable nightmare. They couldn't supply 100k troops properly. How are they going to supply more?
Both Xi and Modi more about seeing their economies grow and inflation reduced rather than stiggin' it to NATO. No surprise that they don't support the war.
Xi unironically looks terrifying. He looks exactly like the kind of guy who would casually order an underling's organs to be harvested if they failed him.
Well considering they have organ harvesting networks administered through military hospitals he likely has.
Anywhere else in the world you wait months, if not years for a suitable organ transfer. In china the wait is two to three weeks. No matter what type you want as they will harvest a live prisoner if they lack one in cold storage. CHINA NUMBA WAN
I think that's just because you know him as the leader of the Chinese government, and anyone who can claw their way to the top of a political institution as oblique and corrupt as that must have done some pretty shady stuff along the way. Without any other context, I would probably describe his appearance as unassuming.
Nah it's real. Something about the weird saggy face, slight smile, and slit eyes like black voids make it look like a demon is wearing his skin as an ill-fitting suit.
Ole Erdo kept trying to play it safe with both sides, but now that the writing's on the wall that Russia's time in the sun is fricking ogre, he'll have to keep looking good for NATO, what with being a member, at least in name.
Turkey's going to be irrelevant in a few years, the only reason anybody bothered humoring and tolerating it was because of the geopolitical implications of its proximity to Russia. Erdogen better milk the next few years for prestige for all it's worth, it's going to be the last time anybody cares about Turkey.
>Turkey's going to be irrelevant in a few years, the only reason anybody bothered humoring and tolerating it was because of the geopolitical implications of its proximity to Russia. Erdogen better milk the next few years for prestige for all it's worth, it's going to be the last time anybody cares about Turkey.
Imagine being this deluded. Russia isn't going to cease to exist in the next few years, and regardless of that, Turkey's position the next 2 decades will be the same as it's been through out the 1990s and 2000s when Russia was not seen as an issue for the West.
Turkey is still the only NATO state that borders Iraq, Iran, Syria and the South Caucasus, and is the only link to Central Asia, and controls the strait to the Black Sea. And that's not even getting into other factors of importance that Turkey has that will be be apparent across the coming decade.
>expecting turkey and russia to be friends
some people should really pick up a history book. just because erdogay is playing both sides like a israelite doesn't mean he's down to deepthroat russian wiener. having russia hold 70% of the black sea coastline is certainly not something they want.
India in a permanent standoff with China and Pakistan
Kyrgyzstan and Tajikistan at each other's throats.
Turkey being one of Ukraine's strongest supporters against Russia.
Uzbekistan hating all the other stans and just waiting for the right moment.
What a clusterfrick of an organization.
Erdogan hasn't been a rat, for once. He told Putin to his face that he needs to give Ukraine back their territory, and not just the post-24th Feb territory: all of it, including Crimea.
Ole Erdo kept trying to play it safe with both sides, but now that the writing's on the wall that Russia's time in the sun is fricking ogre, he'll have to keep looking good for NATO, what with being a member, at least in name.
India in a permanent standoff with China and Pakistan
Kyrgyzstan and Tajikistan at each other's throats.
Turkey being one of Ukraine's strongest supporters against Russia.
Uzbekistan hating all the other stans and just waiting for the right moment.
What a clusterfrick of an organization.
Turkey isn't a member of the SCO. It's a 'Dialogue partner' alongside Azerbaijan, Armenia, Cambodia, Nepal and Sri Lanka.
Belarus, Iran and Mongolia are 'Observer states', with the former two expected to be Members next year.
>Why are leaders of nations always such fat unfit beta manlets?
That's authoritarian states for you. Led by short, sneaky schemers who want the world to see them as bigger than life.
Conversely, democratic states tend to elect people who are a good deal taller than average: average height of all US presidents to date is 5' 11".
The way Luka avoided going full moron and going down with Vlad still cracks me up. >"Luka come on, you said you'd attack too, it's been a month!" >"All right, all right, just let me finish peeling these potatoes." >"You said that three weeks ago!" >"There are lots of potatoes."
estonia just suddenly descided to put all their border guards on high alert and put them through excersizes to prepare them for "some sort of event that would cause a massive amount of refugees coming from across the russian border"
Who would win if you put all these dudes into a cage match?
Dude on the far left looks like he's got some fight in him.
It's either him or the guy next to him. Both seem like the youngest men there.
The spirit of Ghengis and the glory of Tengri is with him.
America/Nato should arm Mongolia with robotic horses so they can landgrab the russian far east before China does. A neo-mongolian empire would be beyond kino and blessed, especially when they are the less corrupt and most democratic shithole in all the countries in the picture.
Aren't you both forgetting someone?
What's with the newspaper on the floor?
At least its not plastic
Him and the Potato man looks angry to be there. And Modi looks like the only one who’s happy
India is making out like a bandit with cheap Russian energy. They literally can't store or consume any more. But they need to find new arms suppliers now.
>Need new arms suppliers
>Act like an antagonist ass to the United States and side with Russia all throughout the Cold War and 2000s.
Their only option is going to be South Korea to piss off China. Unless, Modi and India government can stop being shitters and lap up Anglo cum.
>But they need to find new arms suppliers now.
Good luck with that. China is obviously a no-go, the US and the rest of the West don't trust them and probably won't anytime this decade, and their domestic sector...well, they're Indian. I need say nothing more.
In other words, India is fricked for the foreseeable future. But hey, at least you got all that oil and gas for cheap, hey Modi? You shortsighted frickwit
The French will sell to anyone. They would be selling to the Russians right now if they could get away with it.
>The French will sell to anyone if it pisses off the Anglos.
close, but still fixed that for you.
India's always been fricked and will always continue to be fricked until it sorts out its domestic issues.
>They literally can't store or consume any more.
so they're not profiting from it anymore.
nobody really profits off this war overall, maybe except NATO as an organization.
He's a mongol so he'd get my bet also
That's the Mongolian president. My money's on him as well.
His ancestors legit BTFO'd everyone else's in that picture. India took a little longer though.
Lukashenko is fricking strong, he would rect everyone there.
The Mongolian President is literally a former wrestler so....
potato colonel and mongolian president are clear favorites, i think the tajik also has some fight in him
We're starting to find out IRL.
Third from the left. Lanky wiry dudes always pull off upsets.
My money's on Erdogan.
we have at least 3 guys from the sovkhoz/agrarian faction with Luka, the Tajik and Turkmenistani so i bet they'd cooperate in the beginning (at least till Luka learns that the Turkmenistani is already a colonel and snaps him in half out of jealousy)
Always bet on the Mongols.
Israel
Potatoman and the guy on the far left seem well built, the egypt front guy also seems quite large
Can people form temporary alliances in this cage match or is it a pure FFA? I feel like the smaller dudes would want to gang up on the bigger ones.
Short people are like women, they hate each other more than anyone else hates them
Aliyev looks like he has a lot of suppressed rage.
belorussian troglodyte
russia is fricked
What good news could lead it to mobilization? It's unironically over for Russia, there are no two ways about it.
Pretty much yeah. How are they going to compensate for the massive loss of vehicles and trained soldiers with fricking reservists? And the logistics to get them all to the frontlines? An unbelievable nightmare. They couldn't supply 100k troops properly. How are they going to supply more?
Russia's POV was pretty much ignored in the SCO event.
as it should be
all their pov is projection and made-up excuses
Both Xi and Modi more about seeing their economies grow and inflation reduced rather than stiggin' it to NATO. No surprise that they don't support the war.
>try to keep what they have during winter months
>use that time to train conscripts
>spring time rush them to their death in thr sunflower fields
Kino is on the menu
Why do dictators always look so dodgy?
is the mongol on the right???
kek, he would wreck putin and xi at the same time
>Being shorter than Asians.
Putin, I think it's time to retire.
Hahaha look at Putin's lifts.
Xi unironically looks terrifying. He looks exactly like the kind of guy who would casually order an underling's organs to be harvested if they failed him.
Well considering they have organ harvesting networks administered through military hospitals he likely has.
Anywhere else in the world you wait months, if not years for a suitable organ transfer. In china the wait is two to three weeks. No matter what type you want as they will harvest a live prisoner if they lack one in cold storage. CHINA NUMBA WAN
I think that's just because you know him as the leader of the Chinese government, and anyone who can claw their way to the top of a political institution as oblique and corrupt as that must have done some pretty shady stuff along the way. Without any other context, I would probably describe his appearance as unassuming.
Nah it's real. Something about the weird saggy face, slight smile, and slit eyes like black voids make it look like a demon is wearing his skin as an ill-fitting suit.
>Something about the weird saggy face
homie that's called "aging"
you can have kindly-looking old people Xi has inherently demonic energy
This is a shop right? There's no way he's that short.
http://en.kremlin.ru/events/president/news/69357/photos/68938
hahaha look at that liddle monke manlet
Imagine being VISIBLY shorter than both a Chink and a Mongolian
>Erdogan
>Putin
their relationship has so many ups and downs lol
>Erdogan
Papa roach is the very definition of playing every side possible.
I wonder why they haven't put Ergodan and Aliyev next to each other
What is their end goal? Do autocratic shitholes not care about the future?
Captcha: 4SGAY
same as it always is under an autocratic government
preserving and strengthening their grip on power, no matter the cost
Grand Eurasian Alliance: cancelled
Oh to be a fly-on-the-wall when Putin found out Erdogan's position on things
Ole Erdo kept trying to play it safe with both sides, but now that the writing's on the wall that Russia's time in the sun is fricking ogre, he'll have to keep looking good for NATO, what with being a member, at least in name.
Turkey's going to be irrelevant in a few years, the only reason anybody bothered humoring and tolerating it was because of the geopolitical implications of its proximity to Russia. Erdogen better milk the next few years for prestige for all it's worth, it's going to be the last time anybody cares about Turkey.
>Turkey's going to be irrelevant in a few years, the only reason anybody bothered humoring and tolerating it was because of the geopolitical implications of its proximity to Russia. Erdogen better milk the next few years for prestige for all it's worth, it's going to be the last time anybody cares about Turkey.
Imagine being this deluded. Russia isn't going to cease to exist in the next few years, and regardless of that, Turkey's position the next 2 decades will be the same as it's been through out the 1990s and 2000s when Russia was not seen as an issue for the West.
Turkey is still the only NATO state that borders Iraq, Iran, Syria and the South Caucasus, and is the only link to Central Asia, and controls the strait to the Black Sea. And that's not even getting into other factors of importance that Turkey has that will be be apparent across the coming decade.
>expecting turkey and russia to be friends
some people should really pick up a history book. just because erdogay is playing both sides like a israelite doesn't mean he's down to deepthroat russian wiener. having russia hold 70% of the black sea coastline is certainly not something they want.
India in a permanent standoff with China and Pakistan
Kyrgyzstan and Tajikistan at each other's throats.
Turkey being one of Ukraine's strongest supporters against Russia.
Uzbekistan hating all the other stans and just waiting for the right moment.
What a clusterfrick of an organization.
It wasn't good news. Putin looked like his balls were cut off.
It was funny how everyone made him wait like a b***h. One of Stans presidents didn't even go to meet him, but send the prime minister instead.
they all look like midgets wtf.
Erdogan!
You rat!
How could you do this to NATO?
Erdogan hasn't been a rat, for once. He told Putin to his face that he needs to give Ukraine back their territory, and not just the post-24th Feb territory: all of it, including Crimea.
WTF, i love Erdogan now!
>including Crimea.
yeah, by that he meant "to rightful owner turkey"
Turkey isn't a member of the SCO. It's a 'Dialogue partner' alongside Azerbaijan, Armenia, Cambodia, Nepal and Sri Lanka.
Belarus, Iran and Mongolia are 'Observer states', with the former two expected to be Members next year.
Russia's actions have little to no correlation to the facts of the matter
Notice how putin isn't even allowed to stand adjacent to Modi and Xi
He's been relegated to second tier, at the same level of importance as Kazakhstan.
Why are leaders of nations always such fat unfit beta manlets?
Why don't alpha men become nation leaders?
>Why are leaders of nations always such fat unfit beta manlets?
That's authoritarian states for you. Led by short, sneaky schemers who want the world to see them as bigger than life.
Conversely, democratic states tend to elect people who are a good deal taller than average: average height of all US presidents to date is 5' 11".
>Why don't alpha men become nation leaders?
apologize
The way Luka avoided going full moron and going down with Vlad still cracks me up.
>"Luka come on, you said you'd attack too, it's been a month!"
>"All right, all right, just let me finish peeling these potatoes."
>"You said that three weeks ago!"
>"There are lots of potatoes."
someone post the comic
jej
>see Steven, this is how you sharpen a carrot to kill people with
estonia just suddenly descided to put all their border guards on high alert and put them through excersizes to prepare them for "some sort of event that would cause a massive amount of refugees coming from across the russian border"