So I was recently diagnosed with an aggressive pleomorphic liposarcoma (literal fat cancer, kek) About 50/50 chance I'll die. I've spent my whole life outdoors and I hope to die there. But I don't wanna burn in some industrial crisper after I go or get pumped full of chemicals. How does PrepHole feel about sky burials? And what's the best way to facilitate one?
Did you live an unhealthy lifestyle prior to getting cancer?
Eh, somewhat, nothing wild though. I was like 5'11 185 lbs before the cancer. Although the tumors have made me gain quite a bit of weight. I did moderate exercise like hiking 3-4 times a week, and work around the farm most the rest of the time. Stopped smoking more than a decade ago. As likely to eat a salad as a steak. Just lucky I guess.
How many years did you smoke?
>Eh, somewhat
such as?
You seem to have the dots in front of you but you just can't quite connect them. Haha.
Thanks. Here's hoping. Not your worst cancer in the world. Not your best though either.
>and work around the farm
Thats what you and your family get for polluting the earth with monsanto and dow toxins
farmers have the most ridiculously overinflated cancer rates in the world, crazy rare shit, multiple different serotypes, but its hippy shit to want organic right?
ill bet you arent even 40 yet huh
demon.
Oh just ignore him. The folks from my generation and on are just angsty and pent up. They need that little dopamine hit from ragging on others to keep from looking too closely at their own shortcomings. But they don't really get it yet that everybody dies. Did you get what you wanted to done while you could?
>demon
moron
https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/ijc.33936
I try to help you get some insight into why you got this rare cancer but Ill bet you just think God's mad at you.
>And what's the best way to facilitate one?
I dont know bro, maybe go to Nepal or some shit but why do you want to poison vultures with your cancerous fat?
LoL. The other guy isn't OP. I am. I didn't call you a demon. But you are a poor misguided fool. Maybe one day you'll figure it out.
I suppose I could get a boat to then immediately sink in the lake.
Well. Fasting in general isn't a terrible hypothesis because cancer needs nutrients to grow. But no. Unless it's treated cancers gonna grow even if it had to cannibalize the rest of me to do it.
>But you are a poor misguided fool.
And your farmer family probably poisoned tens of thousands of people with your pesticide ridden roundupready corn. Why don't you admit you were wrong to poison yourself and the planet.
Attention Attention give me Attention no one cares about me in real life but I can feel relevant being edgy on the net
Do the world a favor Kys, you won't be missed
>Summary: Low oxygen levels in cells may be a primary cause of uncontrollable tumor growth in some cancers, according to a new study. The authors' findings run counter to widely accepted beliefs that genetic mutations are responsible for cancer growth.
(israelite chan not letting me include link)
Different research has shown cancers to stop reproducing in high oxygen environments. If the cancer is a place with blood flow generally that means drugs like myo inositol tri pyrophosphate that releases more oxygen from red blood cells can halt regrowth and make other treatments that kill cancers a lot more effective. For physically accessible cancers like a tumour that a needle can reach - pure glucose or gelatinised ethanol can be injected to kill it off.
For fat cancer, oxidising fat may be a good way to do it before it spreads, which in theory should increase blood flow to fat cells to use them for energy. And radiation therapy is an option for that type of cancer too, itpp wouid be a good companion drug (also not hard to get being a performance enhancing drug)
www ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6378184/
www ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5067332/
>I try to help you get some insight
>that's what you and your family get
Nah, you're just being an butthole. You're the guy that ranted at the guy who had to put down his dog, aren't you? c**t.
motherfricker, the world runs on the work of farmers
Leftoids can btfo
I wanted to get buried without a casket on some family land, but I guess it's illegal because of ground water contamination and some other reasons. I did not get that info from.any official source though so I don't know the apecifics. A sky burial would be awesome OP, but hopefully you don't have to arrange one for a long time. Get well brother
If you want to live start sending emails to university professors in oncology who specialize in your subtype and ask for some personalized antibody treatment
they can keep john mccaine alive with stage 4 brain cancer, you just need to convince them youre worthy of the good shit
Good advice. I've been through this pony show once before when my father died of metastatic prostate cancer. But even being at the best hospital in the country for his cancer didn't help much. Getting on trials is a matter of whether you can look good for their statistics. But I digress, it's not the end yet. It just might be coming sooner than expected.
Go somewhere innamountains where nobody ever goes and drink yourself to death. Some hunter will find your scattered bones in a few years, maybe a few decades. Tell friends and family your intentions and cache your ID nearby.
i am legitimately sorry to read that anon, my condolences.
Well. I'm not dead yet. And if I do, you'll never know! But thanks. Generally I'm hoping for something where my body is definitely picked clean in a relatively short amount of time and not found half decomposed by some backpacker after a month.
Unless I go outside with the intention of suiciding (which I won't) obviously I gotta be relatively close to someplace a jeep can reach and where a couple of guys can haul my corpse out to.
>How does PrepHole feel about sky burials?
The most based way to ago asides from being frozen in a glaciar or shot into space
Viking burials we’re pretty based. Put on a raft with kindling and torched.
Were*
I’ve said it before, if AI fricks up constantly with spellcheck, I’m not worried about it taking over the planet.
Have you considered a Viking death OP? Or is skyking larping too appealing?
>fat cancer
Can’t you just like take DNP and fast and frick all the fat off and get rid of it? Also iirc, cancer does poorly in oxygen rich environments so stuff like ITPP may help in that regard
Pro sky burial. Want one myself.
Did you get the vaxx? Can't believe I'm the only one asking this.
no him and his family sprayed herbicides and pesticides all over theirselves because monsanto said its perfectly safe, and now hes crying to PrepHole about it
shut up homosexual
Awww did hearing the truth hurt diddums maybe stop being such an butthole and people might like you, maybe
get into free solo and theres also this app thats kind of like alltrails thats for blowjobs the only problem is theyre from dudes who might be diseased
>Sky Burial
Rip in pieces king
they released more of the audio footage from flight control a few months ago, you get to hear them freaking out as he's on the runway stealing the plane.
Link?
The hardest part is getting someone to chop your corpse into tiny little pieces for the vultures. I bet even morticians would find that traumatizing. Just get your family to bury you in a forest or something less fricking crazy instead.
A human corpse could get picked clean in a matter of days depending on where it is.
Imagine climbing up a mountain and finding a fricking corpse just laying there. Maybe you could dump corses and leave them to get picked for days a thousand years ago but not anymore
I see you've never been to a real wilderness area. There are places in the lower 48, let alone Alaska, where you could wander off to die and your body would never be found.
even if you were in the adirondacks you could just find a mountain without a trail near it and bushwhack out there, lay down, and take some oxycontin and whiskey
why not just go chum the shark filled waters with your polluted, cancer ridden flesh?
Are you American? I work in funeral services, so I can possibly give you some advice.
The vultures used to feast on the bodies in the tower of silence for the Zoroastrians in India are dying out, not sure if its the same species as the one in Tibet. Natural burial is your best bet, or convert to judaism or islam if your area is anal about natural burial.
A sky burial would be extremely painful
you're a big sky
There are places that bury you in a forest-they plant a tree over your grave that way the land can’t be developed.
please do not put my body in a cemetery. for the love of god, thats like an apartment complex for dead people. huck me in a river, burn me, id honestly rather my body be put in a landfill than be surrounded on all sides by people for all eternity.
I generally agree but...if nothing happens when people die, you won't care. If you go to hell, you'll have bigger problems. And if you go to heaven, it's all good.
This is known as Pascal's wager.
Which would work only if there was just one religion in the world...
>thats like an apartment complex for dead people.
lol, stealing this
how about burning on a pile of logs
>I love the outside and want to shit it up as my final wish
Sky burials are nice and very circle of life. You can also try to feed lions or sharks or your local skinwalker, they appreciate tasty fat anon.
i feel like there is no way you can do this "legally" because dumb. theres really nothing more too it than to find out where your vulture population is and have friends that are nice enough to chop you up after death. other than that it would seem like the reverse of hunting. part you out and then hike your corpse in and scatter it. if anyone comes across it, it will def be assumed a homicide though. unless you put some sort of sign i guess.
How does drafting a will work? This thread made me realize I would really like to make my dumbass family climb a mountain if I die before them
Lol. Well, for security you'll want a copy stored with an executor, generally a lawyer. You can draft it yourself. If you have few diverse assets you can write it up yourself, there's a few templates online.
If you want to divvy things up piecemeal or have a diverse portfolio of investments you can draft it with the law office and distribute copies to your family and to your executor (the person in charge of dispensing the will). That way there will already be documentation to get your money out to your family instead of sitting in probate till a court decides to split things up. And you can set up things like trusts for any minors and stuff.
Also, while it is expected, your burial arrangements are the one part of the will that does not have to be legally followed.