So I was recently diagnosed with an aggressive pleomorphic liposarcoma (literal fat cancer, kek) About 50/50 chance I'll die.

So I was recently diagnosed with an aggressive pleomorphic liposarcoma (literal fat cancer, kek) About 50/50 chance I'll die. I've spent my whole life outdoors and I hope to die there. But I don't wanna burn in some industrial crisper after I go or get pumped full of chemicals. How does PrepHole feel about sky burials? And what's the best way to facilitate one?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did you live an unhealthy lifestyle prior to getting cancer?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Eh, somewhat, nothing wild though. I was like 5'11 185 lbs before the cancer. Although the tumors have made me gain quite a bit of weight. I did moderate exercise like hiking 3-4 times a week, and work around the farm most the rest of the time. Stopped smoking more than a decade ago. As likely to eat a salad as a steak. Just lucky I guess.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How many years did you smoke?
        >Eh, somewhat
        such as?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You seem to have the dots in front of you but you just can't quite connect them. Haha.

          I wanted to get buried without a casket on some family land, but I guess it's illegal because of ground water contamination and some other reasons. I did not get that info from.any official source though so I don't know the apecifics. A sky burial would be awesome OP, but hopefully you don't have to arrange one for a long time. Get well brother

          Thanks. Here's hoping. Not your worst cancer in the world. Not your best though either.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >and work around the farm
        Thats what you and your family get for polluting the earth with monsanto and dow toxins
        farmers have the most ridiculously overinflated cancer rates in the world, crazy rare shit, multiple different serotypes, but its hippy shit to want organic right?
        ill bet you arent even 40 yet huh

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          demon.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Oh just ignore him. The folks from my generation and on are just angsty and pent up. They need that little dopamine hit from ragging on others to keep from looking too closely at their own shortcomings. But they don't really get it yet that everybody dies. Did you get what you wanted to done while you could?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >demon
            moron
            https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/ijc.33936
            I try to help you get some insight into why you got this rare cancer but Ill bet you just think God's mad at you.

            https://i.imgur.com/KZU6msU.jpg

            So I was recently diagnosed with an aggressive pleomorphic liposarcoma (literal fat cancer, kek) About 50/50 chance I'll die. I've spent my whole life outdoors and I hope to die there. But I don't wanna burn in some industrial crisper after I go or get pumped full of chemicals. How does PrepHole feel about sky burials? And what's the best way to facilitate one?

            >And what's the best way to facilitate one?
            I dont know bro, maybe go to Nepal or some shit but why do you want to poison vultures with your cancerous fat?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              LoL. The other guy isn't OP. I am. I didn't call you a demon. But you are a poor misguided fool. Maybe one day you'll figure it out.

              Viking burials we’re pretty based. Put on a raft with kindling and torched.

              Were*

              I’ve said it before, if AI fricks up constantly with spellcheck, I’m not worried about it taking over the planet.

              Have you considered a Viking death OP? Or is skyking larping too appealing?

              I suppose I could get a boat to then immediately sink in the lake.

              >fat cancer
              Can’t you just like take DNP and fast and frick all the fat off and get rid of it? Also iirc, cancer does poorly in oxygen rich environments so stuff like ITPP may help in that regard

              Well. Fasting in general isn't a terrible hypothesis because cancer needs nutrients to grow. But no. Unless it's treated cancers gonna grow even if it had to cannibalize the rest of me to do it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >But you are a poor misguided fool.
                And your farmer family probably poisoned tens of thousands of people with your pesticide ridden roundupready corn. Why don't you admit you were wrong to poison yourself and the planet.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Attention Attention give me Attention no one cares about me in real life but I can feel relevant being edgy on the net
                Do the world a favor Kys, you won't be missed

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Summary: Low oxygen levels in cells may be a primary cause of uncontrollable tumor growth in some cancers, according to a new study. The authors' findings run counter to widely accepted beliefs that genetic mutations are responsible for cancer growth.
                (israelite chan not letting me include link)

                Different research has shown cancers to stop reproducing in high oxygen environments. If the cancer is a place with blood flow generally that means drugs like myo inositol tri pyrophosphate that releases more oxygen from red blood cells can halt regrowth and make other treatments that kill cancers a lot more effective. For physically accessible cancers like a tumour that a needle can reach - pure glucose or gelatinised ethanol can be injected to kill it off.

                For fat cancer, oxidising fat may be a good way to do it before it spreads, which in theory should increase blood flow to fat cells to use them for energy. And radiation therapy is an option for that type of cancer too, itpp wouid be a good companion drug (also not hard to get being a performance enhancing drug)

                www ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6378184/
                www ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5067332/

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >I try to help you get some insight
              >that's what you and your family get
              Nah, you're just being an butthole. You're the guy that ranted at the guy who had to put down his dog, aren't you? c**t.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          motherfricker, the world runs on the work of farmers

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Leftoids can btfo

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted to get buried without a casket on some family land, but I guess it's illegal because of ground water contamination and some other reasons. I did not get that info from.any official source though so I don't know the apecifics. A sky burial would be awesome OP, but hopefully you don't have to arrange one for a long time. Get well brother

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you want to live start sending emails to university professors in oncology who specialize in your subtype and ask for some personalized antibody treatment
    they can keep john mccaine alive with stage 4 brain cancer, you just need to convince them youre worthy of the good shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good advice. I've been through this pony show once before when my father died of metastatic prostate cancer. But even being at the best hospital in the country for his cancer didn't help much. Getting on trials is a matter of whether you can look good for their statistics. But I digress, it's not the end yet. It just might be coming sooner than expected.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Go somewhere innamountains where nobody ever goes and drink yourself to death. Some hunter will find your scattered bones in a few years, maybe a few decades. Tell friends and family your intentions and cache your ID nearby.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i am legitimately sorry to read that anon, my condolences.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well. I'm not dead yet. And if I do, you'll never know! But thanks. Generally I'm hoping for something where my body is definitely picked clean in a relatively short amount of time and not found half decomposed by some backpacker after a month.
      Unless I go outside with the intention of suiciding (which I won't) obviously I gotta be relatively close to someplace a jeep can reach and where a couple of guys can haul my corpse out to.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >How does PrepHole feel about sky burials?
    The most based way to ago asides from being frozen in a glaciar or shot into space

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Viking burials we’re pretty based. Put on a raft with kindling and torched.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Were*

        I’ve said it before, if AI fricks up constantly with spellcheck, I’m not worried about it taking over the planet.

        Have you considered a Viking death OP? Or is skyking larping too appealing?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >fat cancer
    Can’t you just like take DNP and fast and frick all the fat off and get rid of it? Also iirc, cancer does poorly in oxygen rich environments so stuff like ITPP may help in that regard

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pro sky burial. Want one myself.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did you get the vaxx? Can't believe I'm the only one asking this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no him and his family sprayed herbicides and pesticides all over theirselves because monsanto said its perfectly safe, and now hes crying to PrepHole about it

      Attention Attention give me Attention no one cares about me in real life but I can feel relevant being edgy on the net
      Do the world a favor Kys, you won't be missed

      shut up homosexual

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Awww did hearing the truth hurt diddums maybe stop being such an butthole and people might like you, maybe

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    get into free solo and theres also this app thats kind of like alltrails thats for blowjobs the only problem is theyre from dudes who might be diseased

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Sky Burial

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rip in pieces king

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rip in pieces king

      they released more of the audio footage from flight control a few months ago, you get to hear them freaking out as he's on the runway stealing the plane.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Link?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The hardest part is getting someone to chop your corpse into tiny little pieces for the vultures. I bet even morticians would find that traumatizing. Just get your family to bury you in a forest or something less fricking crazy instead.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A human corpse could get picked clean in a matter of days depending on where it is.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine climbing up a mountain and finding a fricking corpse just laying there. Maybe you could dump corses and leave them to get picked for days a thousand years ago but not anymore

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I see you've never been to a real wilderness area. There are places in the lower 48, let alone Alaska, where you could wander off to die and your body would never be found.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          even if you were in the adirondacks you could just find a mountain without a trail near it and bushwhack out there, lay down, and take some oxycontin and whiskey

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why not just go chum the shark filled waters with your polluted, cancer ridden flesh?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are you American? I work in funeral services, so I can possibly give you some advice.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The vultures used to feast on the bodies in the tower of silence for the Zoroastrians in India are dying out, not sure if its the same species as the one in Tibet. Natural burial is your best bet, or convert to judaism or islam if your area is anal about natural burial.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A sky burial would be extremely painful

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you're a big sky

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There are places that bury you in a forest-they plant a tree over your grave that way the land can’t be developed.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    please do not put my body in a cemetery. for the love of god, thats like an apartment complex for dead people. huck me in a river, burn me, id honestly rather my body be put in a landfill than be surrounded on all sides by people for all eternity.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I generally agree but...if nothing happens when people die, you won't care. If you go to hell, you'll have bigger problems. And if you go to heaven, it's all good.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is known as Pascal's wager.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Which would work only if there was just one religion in the world...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >thats like an apartment complex for dead people.
      lol, stealing this

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how about burning on a pile of logs

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I love the outside and want to shit it up as my final wish

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sky burials are nice and very circle of life. You can also try to feed lions or sharks or your local skinwalker, they appreciate tasty fat anon.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i feel like there is no way you can do this "legally" because dumb. theres really nothing more too it than to find out where your vulture population is and have friends that are nice enough to chop you up after death. other than that it would seem like the reverse of hunting. part you out and then hike your corpse in and scatter it. if anyone comes across it, it will def be assumed a homicide though. unless you put some sort of sign i guess.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How does drafting a will work? This thread made me realize I would really like to make my dumbass family climb a mountain if I die before them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lol. Well, for security you'll want a copy stored with an executor, generally a lawyer. You can draft it yourself. If you have few diverse assets you can write it up yourself, there's a few templates online.
      If you want to divvy things up piecemeal or have a diverse portfolio of investments you can draft it with the law office and distribute copies to your family and to your executor (the person in charge of dispensing the will). That way there will already be documentation to get your money out to your family instead of sitting in probate till a court decides to split things up. And you can set up things like trusts for any minors and stuff.

      Also, while it is expected, your burial arrangements are the one part of the will that does not have to be legally followed.

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